My life is great! Why aren't you living like me, anons?

Same here bro

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>heart attacks in your 20s

>but my life is great

Anyone who works this hard to show how much they're enjoying life must be fucking miserable.

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Normal face, his beard has the weird shape. Google Dan Bilzerian without beard.

Ever think of a time stamp? I’ll start your story anons will finish it
>be me moms 450 pound 35 year old bouncing baby boy
>wake up at usual bright and early 4 pm
>roll out of playpen tummy rumbling for tendies
>diaper is full again (second time)
>hear mom and new Chad dad laughing upstairs
>reeeeeeeeeee
Next....

Fucking kek
My sides when i looked at his bazillion pack

>Why aren't you living like me, anons?

My dad didn't leave me with millions of dollars to spend on whores and drug addictions.

/thread

>his beard has a wierd shape

your obviously to young to realize how facial hair works.maybe he should stop spending monkey on hookers and cocaine and start spending money on plastic surgery to fix his wierd shaped head

Good question. I guess my labor opportunities got thrown away by your sandnigger thief of a father but hey who knows. Maybe your gambling story is as bad as Walter's in breaking bad

Go back to Armenia

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Fuck that openly hurting and fighting women

I like that pipe. I think ill make one this weekend. I got a few briar sitting around begging to be made into a pipe.

This is the same faggot that wanted to be a hero in the Las vegas shooting

As with fadi khouri there is something deeply disturbing with him.

Wtf is this shit? Lumberjack goes on vacation?

They're faggots kid

did all that pipe smoking rot out his original teeth?

> " My life is great! ..." ;
..... so is mine.

> "... Why aren't you living like me, anons? " ;
I've got better (and more productive) things to do with my time, than poncing around aimlessly with a pipe stuck in my mouth.

As to my style of living, I have no doubt that it is much more rewarding than your (apparently) pointless existence.

Han solo is that you?

Reeeeeeeeeeeeee...

oh lord that filename
fuckin kek

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Daddy didn't leave me a whole bunch of money that I could pretend I made myself and use to upload pictures of escorts that I pretend are my bitches. This dude's life is sad, everything and everyone around him are only there because he paid for it in order to push the fantasy of the life he leads.