Daily reminder that if you don't look EXACTLY like this guy and are ATLEAST 6'5ft all OR make 7-figures USD...

Nice LARP faggot now gtfo my board

Lol wat a loser

Shall we pull apart why you are retarded?
I'll be generous and skip the "look exactly like this guy" comment, as that would be too easy. Instead I'll go with "chadly handsome and buff".
A quick Google search gives me rough results for americans that less than 1% earn 7-figures USD, and less than 0.5% are at least 6'5ft. Even being super generous and saying they are all male and there is no overlap, AND being ridiculous and saying every single one is chadly and handsome, that's still less than 1.5%. That's with taking ridiculous liberties with the data in YOUR favour.
According to that, your argument is therefore that at LEAST 98.5% of all american men will only ever be able to have sex with an escort.
Wanna rethink your view there?

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Well, I guess you're screwed than, right Chad? So what's your escorts name? Sister?

Trips gets mega with full nude set. Never too soon, assholes. Roll.

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op is an incel

Stop posting this.

no shit you fucking idiot

>prove me wrong

There you go

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>HURRRR JUST B A CELEBRITY BRO DURRRR

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>oy fucking vey, facts and figures!
>better start spamming incel memes!

Fat bitches need loving too.

like ur mom

>Daily
lol, I'm 6'2 and I've had sex a number of times. If you improve your personality and actually be nice then maybe you could find someone too. or you could stay as an incel faggot for the rest of your life I don't really care

Nice LARP faggot now gtfo my board

Why are you so dumb?
Meat holes are disgusting.
/thread

kys

Nigglet with a dicklett. Also checked

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daily reminder that you tell yourself these things because you lack confidence in actually walking up to a woman and will never get laid because of that. Girls don't just want Chad OP, it's your pathetic, dry personality that turns them off. Actually put some effort into being a presentable human being and you might someday get a GF

hypergamy is speculated to exist for a reason.

on a separate note you read like a black mirror writer or a reddit brainlet.

Get off the fucking couch and make some effort to improve yourself, faggot

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why should anyone take your word for it when this a cumload of evidence against it?

They don't understand that just the baseline isn't enough either. They may have tried at some point, but they just didn't bring anything into the relationship beyond "I'm a decent human bean".

I’m 6,4” kinda fat a little broke and get laid by a beautiful woman every day.

6,4” is the key, my short fat friends never get laid

What evidence? You're just a fucking beta loser with no charisma and you know it deep down. Stop lying to yourself and get up from your computer desk cause you're not proving anything to anyone by venting your trivial problems of not having a girlfriend to sit down and do jack shit along side you. As long as unwilling to change or improve yourself, I guess you'll have to keep doing that alone.

>be dating highschool sweetheart
>lived together for 2 years now
>can fuck literally whenever I want
>even before this had no problem getting laid, lost my virginity sophomore year of highschool

OP is just a worthless incel who has so many personal faults and unredeemable qualities that it's literally impossible for anybody to view him as moderately attractive, so he blames his repulsiveness on women

>Be me
>18
>College freshman
>5'7"
>240lbs
>Met a girl
>Fucked her for 2.5 years.

'Course, she left me in 2012 and it's been nothing but whores since... But still.

Nice LARP faggots now gtfo my board

>pic related, its you faggots

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>Nice LARP
Is that supposed to be an argument?

Found a picture of OP

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Lol assuming we could survive as a race by eliminating most of the population due to the very small amount of men who fit that criteria.

That's not a crime.

found a picture of your faggot ass, kys

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Why the FUCK have you not joined this discord already?
discord
.gg/VkRdb3k

-163

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I could drop OC of the 9/10 girl I’m fucking. And I’m 5’10’” and don’t look like a model.

Too soon.

Then do it.

Nice LARP faggot now gtfo my board

Its never too soon for a dead roastie. a good foid is a dead foid

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You're trying to hard, nigger. Way too hard. Saint Elliot would be disappointed in your obtuse baiting.

Not LARPing today

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Ew, black girl.

Doesn't count as a human.

>9/10

sure user

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She’s Latino moron

Brown titties/10
Nasty.

Still subhuman. And you're a disgusting race traitor.

gtfo mai Yea Forums.

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I’ll be a race traitor all day for this then. Hot girls are hot no matter their ethnicity

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Time to get to work geolocating. Have fun doing your part for the genocide of the white race, faggot.

As soon as that camera is off, he gonna fuck that little girl.

>9/10
You have really low standards, mate.

I she doesn’t get a 10 in my book because he boobs are tiny. But she has a great ass and body and a cute face.

mayhaps, but he didn't pay for it. still makes op a faggot.

Guy can't even read. No wonder he fucks down.

Ecksdee

Fair.

I think you mean type

jokes on u i already raped her

Gotten laid before

I am 5'8", 247lb, have an avg/slightly below avg cock, unemployed, and on top of this all I was a really insecure little faggot at the time.

My only redeeming qualities lie in mild charisma and a pretty sharp mind. Looks like that got my virginity taken though so all of you sad lonely anons can do it too

No, I meant read. I said low standards (ie, I thought a 9 rating was too high) and he explained why he thought she wasnt 10.

Truth bro. It’s easy to get laid if you
Don’t over think it.

I can't prove it but I look like shit and I still lost mine at 19. To a girl MUCH prettier than I was handsome go figure. Done okay since then.

What do you think her rating should be? And why?

Nice LARP faggots now gtfo my board

Yeah no, that’s a busted bitch.
5/10 on her best day maybe.

op still wonders why he is an incel despite the way he acts towards other people

Only after you, dumbfuck.

lol

6.
Brown skin, big areola, squishy tits, lots of blemishes, shit hair (color and texture), thick eyebrows, gross looking beaver.
Good body shape, nice smile, pussy looks like it's probably tight.

My sides

>op still wonders why he is an incel despite the way he acts towards other people

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>Your parents

^^^This guy gets it

OP probably blames everything on "genetics" and complains when he doesn't get immediate results after a single pull-up

It's pasta. Stale pasta, but pasta nonetheless. We're now in the "Kids React" phase of Yea Forums's evolution, where youngsters dig up old memes and try to force them ironically. There'll be mudkips again soon.

Dick on dick

Birch on Nintendo three pong balls

Who the hell would wanna get laid? I could never have sex once in my life and still be happy, as long as I have someone that loves me. Unfortunately I don’t have that either.

Every morticians dream

skank morning trolly happy

SHE NEED SOMEONE WHO SUPPORTS ARTICLE 17 *SLAPS SOMEONE WHO POSTS A MEME* FUCK YOU BITCH I CAN'T LET U POST THIS SHIT *PUNCHES MAN*

Not gonna lie you sound like fucking retard typing with all caps

Bitch stfu most of us here got laid unlike you. Not everyone is an incel u dumb shitto.

Yet to go get it home. It makes perfect timing or weren’t we right. I’m seriously excited heights mean nothing

thx for the laugh m8. The other news is you're a pathetic faggot

holy shit found the retard incel

6'3, currently 285lbs and in my early 30's (trying to get back down to my standard "im chubby" of 220 via exercise now), been laid plenty

honestly thought getting laid was impossible at this weight, but wound up accomplishing the impossible totally by accident once, gave me a huge moral boost

>HoLy ShIt FoUnD tHe ReTaReD iNkEL

Nice LARP faggot now gtfo my board

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Ive got this kid figured out listen he probably had sex recently, he's proud and now he's baiting us so that he can laugh at the fishes who spend their time making fun of incels. he probably thinks he's special for having sex

Doubt it

I like Rick Astley. I hope rickrolling comes back.

>tfw 6’6 and even have the chad chin and facial features but am fat, socially lacking and browse Mongolian Basket Weaving Forums

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My best friend from high school and into college was a broke as fuck brown chubby manlet and he got more pussy than this entire board combined. Dude was blessed, and he kept high standards. He had a gift from the gods I tell ya. he was also a pretty decent guitarrist/vocalist in a local band -- that almost happened --, so there's that.

Nice LARP faggot now gtfo my board

Cool story bro

>Nice LARP
>Get off my board
Hello newfriend, seems Summer’s come early, it’s a courtesy to lurk for at least two years before posting.
Also, it’s not a LARP, but keep telling yourself that bud.

Kys newfag

God made man, Colt made them equal.

He attractive enough to stop and RPG aimed at that beach spot?

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moar

I am literally fucking pussy while I weite this. Fuck you, user.

Pics or it didn't happen

Nice LARP faggot now gtfo my board

>newfag
It’s okay billy, i know you just joined this wonderous community recently, and that school is hard, but in all honesty i hope you get underage b& by whatever retarded Jannie even still hangs around Yea Forums.

Put food in smaller dishes/bowls, stop eating on some days, and get sleep, if you follow this you will lose 40 lbs in a month, not the healthiest way to do it, but it sure as shit works man. I call it the Somali diet.

Hit the Gym fag

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conspiracy to commit a crime

Thats me in the pic