Webm edition

Kek

It must be really tough. To raise a kid like that.

Ask ye mum

I lost so fucking hard. Retards needs to be gassed.

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QUACK!

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I don't know why I laughed at this.

personally i laughed when i imagined that's her sex face

Your autistic that's why.

What a fucking horrible shot.

I ylyl'd

backstory?

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You Love You Lose cause fuck I lost on both of them.

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Thats a fucking male lion too lol Lost

someone created a fake scenario to show off their amazing "tube taped to a bike u can shoot fireworks from" the end

That do that all of the time on that street.

>Dat gunt

I'd be salty too walking around with a watermelon in my pants...

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Kek

What a retard

fuk a duk

he went full retard, you never go full retard

Defending someone for the fortnite shit.

How am I defending him?

I observed her gut. That's not saying that dude didn't deserve a thumpin.

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lil

If I ever went on that ride, I would absolutely be that girl passing out.

>wind blows shots to the right
>candle is mounted to the front wheel
>dude wtf why didnt he just steer off the road to improve his aim
Lay off the Fortnite, things work differently in the real world.

fucking kekd

Actually cant blame the little guy on this one. I've got a lot of hardcore mexican friends, and those bastards always shove people's face in the cake. Guarantee he saw them do it at parties. All the same love how he claps afterwards even when the girl is no doubt shrieking and the parents are all alert and freaking out.

Zoomer BTFO

Kevin, kys my man.

Only reasonable reaction to that dance

Fuck fuck fuck a duck
Screw a kangaroo
Finger bang an orangutan
Orgy at the zoo

How come when an animal fucks another species it's ok but when I do it I get arrested?

Ever think she might be prego?

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lol, i've asked myself the same question

Kek

backstory?

Once you go duck, you don't go quack.

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Did he die?

Ye

Bullshit. If you actually believed that you'd just post the funny stuff yourself, but you don't. You literally just want to complain.

wow, just wow

Doesn't matter. Still a gunt, and it looks like a watermelon.

>islamic immigration vs. german men

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is she moving those things? how in the ever loving fuck can she do that?

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It's a fan dude

So meat curtains are real i take it?

that's great!

fucking reddit gtfo

>Not having "partialarts.webm" as file name

Shameful dispray.

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damn, still some serious meat curtains to be waving with the wind

what did i do wrong?

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Its called a fan.

Kinda wanna see the full vid, haven't watched any arby's vids

Kek that's bretty good. Imma changing it to that now.

>kid

>what did i do wrong?
left reddit and came here

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a fan of what? also you never answer the question on if she was clapping them or not?

>> Be me in mid teens
>> Ride Extreme roller coasters every summer
>> All fine until at 17 pass out and wake up by the end of the ride
>> Go see a doc
>> Bad news user, one of your valves is fucked
>> 20 Years later still no surgery
>> FeelsBadAnon

checked

I would have had that bitch by the throat against the wall.

ok, sorry for that, would livestreaming me an heroing make you feel better?

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I'm confused

Ye

is this some kind of reverse trap

wtf? Where is that air/liquid going? Intestines or vag?

It's a fan of vagina meat, her ovarian engine causes the meat strips to pulsate providing a breeze for a mans groin during sex. It also can release cold air from cold-hearted women, but this is usually only the case for women named Karen or Stacy.

Was expecting to see a cute feminine benis. Disappointing.

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kek

How can a boy have a pussy I don't get it? What kind of dark magic is that

Fantastic

dude, no need to be that dramatic. Damn, that's some full PMS you're getting into there.

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Since user posted that one here is the other known one.

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im dissapointed. thought it was a guy

Ylyl turned into trans thread

it's fake ya twit

>tfw you will never wake up next to him

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Sauce plox

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Where do you think dick-girls get the dick from? they just take them off of boys they beat in beyblade tournaments

I wanna wake up inside of him.

faggot tier wit

what's hard as a rock
and sticks out of a man's pajamas in the morning

his head.

ylyl.
ok, maybe u groan, u groan.

I hate the zoomer mating dance as much as anyone but i would of decked that fupa having slut

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Really?

*SHEESH*

Somebody gave his pet bunny a balloon to play with. The End.

Stop with the faggotry pls.

Wasn't meant to be witty, it's a reply to a dumb comment, it's meant to be dumb.

Yo I thought the exact same thing. Doppelganger for sho.

I have the weirdest boner.

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Bunny got scared by a balloon popping how much backstory do you need you dolt?

& women want to run society? Christ..

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Very rare female trap.

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kek

>Haha he's retarded, he can't help it!
The parents could have helped it by drowning that retard years ago, but instead, We've got a little girl with a lit candle poking through her eye.

This!

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Extremely disturbing

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Fuckin lost

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This makes me miss my slave

Extremely newfaggy.

Was your slave twink or girl? Show up close anus pic if it's a feminine boy.

Fucken kek

Girl.

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Imagine if she got raped. She'd probably have a heart attack and die before they even touch her.

And that's how you get aids... easy right :D

Eww nevermind then.

BLACKED

Wait WHAT THE FUCK? THIS THING HAS A CUNT? It's a guy with guy nipples guy features what in God's name have we done

That's literally the gayest thing a man can do.

nothing like a burning candle to the eye to say, "Happy Birthday!"

this was a good thread until the fag shit started

>Implying you wouldn't mind getting pozzed by that cute little feminine benis.
Wew lads what a faggot

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The penis is feminine thought so it doesn't count as gay.

SURPRISE ENDING

did not expect that to be a girl at all.

wtf is this gay nigger bullshit?

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Deserved. People who do the eternal virgin dance in public should be shamed to death.

Just and parcel of contemporary English history. What are you a fucking bigot m8?

>yeah boss we workin

Yeah I bet you would tough guy hahahaha

Another black rapist behind bars.

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Will our generation be known for trying to erase all of history or is this shit never going to stop and stay permanently in our records?

I was expecting a YFYL

If only she had been fully covered. This wouldn't have happened.

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Nice job bro this is pretty funny. Fucking faggot.

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I can't understand what it's saying.

This is penis humor. Don't be a party pooper you fucking gay nigger.

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>no one's laughing

this is why you should never do drugs

I like the premeditation involved before, and the fact that after it was done he clapped like nothing happened, or that he was proud of his joke

The punishment didnt fit the crime

Kek, the absolute state of wh*te people. From now one you white fucks have no right to call me a shitskin seeing how you are complete degenerates.
Pic related me.

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I see this type of shit every day with road crews. It's not a race thing, it's a milk the fuck out of that clock/job thing.

And All of them Graduated from USC with BA in Theatre Arts!

I wanna marry her.

Dr. Woke

#LetThemIn

Klingons are real

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fucking white people...

I laughed therefor i looooose

shitskin

Kek

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small dicked incel

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holy fuck do some push-ups you ugly fuck

Cool telemetry reading

That next regeneration is going a bit awry.

ugly people have been around forever.

Lmfao pathetic beta male soyboy. You're prob gonna be a virgin till you're 25 or later. never chase pussy you faggot

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those are all jews

Andrew Yang is very moderate on gun control, to the right of any Dem and to the left of any Republican. He's for background checks, licensing, and manufacturer accountability. The best criticism of his gun plan is the banning of high capacity magazines and the barriers to carrying rifles, which take a lot more nuance in discussion than your ben garrison tier cartoon.

His social credit system is just plainly misleading rather than stupid, it's not a credit system that is socialized, it's a program for affording advantages to people who do work that society doesn't value, like volunteering and raising children.

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Nah bro, it's just at level 17 you unlocked fast travel.

Kill yourself

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Damn, you deserved that
one, user.

What the fuck are you talking about user. That things is cute as hell, wouldn't mind splooging me bollock spunk to that he cunt.

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Please neck yourself

that guy was scary

Top kek

QUACKED.com

Kek where'd u grab that pic

Just as I thought, like clockwork you beta virgin incels call me shitshkin like the retard you are. Guess what though pussies, while your race is dying out for being faggots I'm getting plenty of pussy. Enjoy your pathetic life you virgin suckers, here's a thought for you, instead of posting stupid replies for my picture how about you kill yourself? Smdh

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Piss flaps at full captain.

No one wants mexican pussy shitskin

What a pussy

south africa

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fucking retard

There was literally like 0.5% non whites in London til the late 1800s. European history is pretty fuckin white

Uh huh

rot in nigger hell, faggot fucker

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Not according to the BBC it isn't you fucking bigot.
Your in the wrong side of history incel.

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Lost on the first one, damnit. It was when she woke up.

youtu.be/in5z1SPDHSg

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die, shitkin fuckhead nigger locking faggot

Repressed sexual frustration and hyper machismo derived from hiding that you like boys, know this feeling too well user. You'll feel better about your confusion after you've jerked your weenie to the vid user, don't worry, nobody will know that you're secretly a faggot.

Every day we stray further from the light of God.

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Nice manly chest

Is the doggo ok?

>On the wrong side of history
Kek, tell me about it.. pre-9/11 was the shit. Everything after it sucks.
How's the saying go? Born too late to explore new lands, too soon to explore the stars, but just in time to watch society implode upon itself.

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Do we get to call you the Brown Goblin?

Man walks into church with an automatic rifle and kills 49 innocent people, while carrying out a one man crusade. What an idiot.

>At least there be tendies and hunnie mussy!

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Kek, he slammed her head down so hard

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Why should we award people doing the work that others don't want to do? We aren't losing jobs in that quadrant and if they are capable of something greater I would rather them not have any incentive to stay as they are.

People's standing in society should be based solely on what they bring to the table. Every time leaders try to meddle with societal standing it fails, in some cases in the worst way possible (societal collapse). Why can't we just let people's worth just be people's worth? Is it really that bad to let it be decided by the individual and not force everyone into value they don't have?

>inb4 anecdote

I knew a garbage man, fast food workers with 20+ years at their position, you name it. I always ask them why they stay, and 99.9% of the time they tell me the same thing

>"user, it pays the bills. I live within my means. I don't have [Insert qualification, experience, or knowledge here] to do much else so I stick with what I know"

Not to mention all the people, even as late as their 40's, leave those jobs and go on to learn a trade and put themselves in a better position. In the US you can almost always put yourself somewhere better if you have the drive. If not, you ALWAYS have the chance to put your child in a better place. Look at the Asian, Irish, and Latino population for that one.

We don't need a fucking socialist system like that. Let people just be people. Let people decide where they are in society.

Fuck you incel. You will call me sir, that's what you'll call me you virgin bitch.
My name is Luca retard, born in south America but not shitskin.

man I know ylyl threads are always unfunny cancerous reddit shit but this thread's the worst i've seen in a while.

Much better with sound , hearing him hurl what are no doubt insults in spaghetti bender is fucking hilarious

Are women retarded why do they react like 4 year olds

We should skin every nigger alive and then drown them in feces

youtu.be/NGelhzl4l84

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>on to learn a trade and put themselves in a better position
proof?

not worth the time. Just round them up and nuke them. or hell, just round them up and let them slaughter themselves.

God I wish that was me and my gf.
I'd let those strong boys please my wife in ways that I could not possibly compete with. Why are we white boys so pathetic and weak at pleasing our women guys?

youtu.be/PSixzwCKrwQ

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This, but unironically.

miserable ogre incel calling non-virgins virgins

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But lets lets forget his proposed mandatory prison sentence for homophobia and his idea to levy fines against gun manufacturers if their products are used in a shooting or his mandarory registration idea. Fuck off you crypto commie nigger . No UBI for you

>ylyl
>let’s start with ugly girl makes faces

Dios mio!
La creatura American!

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Kek!

ITS THE MISSING LINK. WTF

flesh toned latex bodysuit

Two members of this mosque community were Al Quaida members, which was well known in NZ. If they would have been peaceful and innocent they wouldn't have set foot in this building ever again

is there not more?!

Basement dwelling neckbeard confirmed , do not fret though. Mummy should have your tendies ready soon.

The Chinese will take over the fuckin world

No , just a turkroach . Sorry to dissapoint . Look up turkish rat people

Lol fuck you too you pathetic incel. If you bothered reading the story, this guy in the video you posted is from Brazil and has zeka virus, hence why he looks like that. I am not Brazilian you retard, I'm half salvadorian and half Italian and Irish. You are just angry because your insecure with your life so you have to make jokes on someone elses appearance to make yourself look better hahahahaha I see right through people like you. Enjoy being a virgin at 50 hahaha pathetic.

I have only ever seen the two. I would love more. She is ... I don't know, how best to subscribe it... Very fucking exotic given her fetishes and looks.

Wtf is a sandnigger doing anywhere near one of those? Im so fucking sick of our leadership

Not much of a troll are you?

I know , poor little possum

What else would you expect from a child living below the poverty line?

>I'm half salvadorian and half Italian and Irish
Holy shit just like ManBearPig....Half man, half BearPig!

KEK

Disgusting fags, go back to /fag/

:( he killed the duck with his penis

Thats not surprising, I did the same thing with my penis when I fucked a duck.

Me after I break into the Jager

Did he dieded?

Candycacti. She was transitioning hormonally from female to male. She was born completely flat chested, and the hormones were starting to kick in well here, making her look extremely masculine.

I was tryna find more on her/him a while ago in the hopes that there'd be more content online, but I can't find who she became online anywhere.

She was the only ftm I've ever been attracted to.

lost

>Implying you'd pass an opportunity to make sweet love to a feminine trap or twink cutie like pic related.
You're not fooling anyone user. If anything not finding this cute petite female form sexy makes you the biggest faggot.

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Holy Shit, thats user, a handle name is better than nothing.

they've started pretending some irrelevant black cook helped win the west. the guy had a little paragraph about how he was the cook for some lawman or some shit. I remember thinking as a 6th grader, "wow why is someone so useless and irrelevant in our US history book?" fast forward to a month or so ago and my daughter is taking US history in school. this fucking useless who nigger has multiple pages now

There's nothing funny about Brazilians

Did he literally try even a little bit?

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AHhhhh.........
I'm waiting for lab results , on this one ....

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balls of steel

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>webm edition

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Well... the candle are out.

>I accept my fate. Take me, Poseidon.

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kek'd

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And the fact he didn't get mauled....

why

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Fuck , forget calming her tits . Thats a wild child with a severe case of psycho boobies!

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step on me mommy

and this is why it's no mystery that africans will try to breed with the rest of us...

different species will hump different species

Real go getter

Your resistance and sexual frustration will only serve to hold you back in life user. There's nothing gay about wanting to make love to and protect a beautiful little twink with a cute body like this. Quite being such a faggot.

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Has this board degraded to the point where reverse image search isn't common knowledge?

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Not a problem. Post what you find.

You are breaking my balls user

fucking hell that dude is awesome can't remember his Youtube channel name but he makes some funny content

Hopefully. Fear hurts rabbits.

Funniest thing in this thread is the angry monkey. I knew shitskins were funny, but never knew their true potential.

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actual popcorn

Gotta take charge and go for what you want most in life user

Cute

Sam o'nella

youtu.be/nYHDj2sB-rc

the nail...

damn fast and painless

I saw this one back in 2015. Full story is: the kid cracked the front plate of his skull against the metal supports under the table. He survived the initial impact but quickly died from eternal bleeding.

Top fucking kek

>Reverse Image Search
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>she

Poor girl. She'll regret not being able to have children and will probably commit suicide.

he got that retard strength

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deserves a gold medal!

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>Not according to the BBC
How can you trust someone who has a clear agenda?

Yes, Romans had people from all over the empire living all over the empire. Didn't change the racial make up since urban areas are population sinks.

God shit like this makes me question whether white people even deserve saving. Maybe it's for the best these degenerate and depraved monsters die out.

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More?

fucken snatches the bird's neck, no worries, business as usual.

But try to grab a lil bread from the bird mouth "Oh no don't eat that!"

lol, no you wont.

Did her fucking thong break?