W-welcome back to Chorped with Alice3D!

Not usually THAT fast...

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I don't think it's the first time I've been that fast.

It certainly isn't the first time I got the first reply in the thread. I'm usually one of the first 3.

It's weird.

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Why's that bottle of honey in the bottom right extremely red?

B-because I'm bad at color keys

I knew that when I started doing it.

Whoa whoa whoa Alice you mean you're not in a forest??

I'm v-very not in a forest

Alright, f-first step, we have to shred carrots.
Yes, shred.
I don't know why. I don't question it.
I just do it.

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Reimu you're a cute

Aw man, I thought we'd get to see some cool forest bugs and... stuff.

And you choose to do it anyway? Bold strategy...

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S-sorry, just honey!

Alright, n-next step, we dice the peppers.
I bought a f-food processor then didn't use it!

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Thanks! Wanna buy me a coffee?

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I mean, I am a creepy weirdo. I can't exactly side step that.

Might as well just lean into it, right?

But being a creepy weirdo is 100% based on your actions isn't it? So if you weren't leaning into it, you wouldn't... be one... as much..? I'm not sure if I understand it, but it's still a bold move.

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N-next we dice celery. This is easy

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Honey is the best though so it makes up for it.
Thanks Alice! Do you ever write these recipes down or compile the cooking threads?

I d-do

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>But being a creepy weirdo is 100% based on your actions isn't it?

What I'm saying is that the impulse to be a creepy weirdo is there. It's going to be there whether I choose to deny or indulge it.

Might as well go in.

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Is there a link or something that you could send me? I'm looking for more things to try cooking or cooking with.

I'd rather make you a coffee honestly. I have pre-ground Dunkin Donuts blend in the cabinet.

Do you like Cream and Sugar?

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No, s-sorry, they aren't public.

Alright, s-so we've got the base ingredients all ready to go, w-what about the dressing? Here's w-what you'll need for the dressing

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Your bottle is phasing through reality.

Might want to correct your left hand on that cutting, curl your fingers, dont keep them straight. Dont want you to lose a finger.

Formerly creepy weirdo here: it's much better to not indulge your desires in this regard. Address why those urges are there instead of avoiding them.

Perfectly fine, I can just buy some cookbooks anyways.

It's n-not color key'd very well

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I've b-been working on writing one

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Hi Alice, I've been lurking your threads for a long time and I'd just like to say whenever I see one, it just makes my day all the better.
But recently, I haven't seen many of these threads even though I've been on Yea Forums a lot more.
So I'd just like to say it's really special for me seeing this thread while scrolling through the catalog.

I'm perfectly capable of not being a creepy weirdo but that's for real life.

It's not something I have no control over and I understand perfectly well why I'm like this. I just prefer to be this way.

Oh nice, hopefully you'll keep us posted on the matter.

D-don't worry

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Alice, haven't seen a thread in forever. How is Nano?

Nano is d-doing very well and makes an appearance in this thread

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? I mean the hand you arent holding the knife with. If you bend them so that your fingers are parallel to the blade after your 1st knuckle you can slip up without worrying about cutting them.

Next w-we add a dash of lemon juice, f-for flavor

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Are you feeling well? I know you seem to get sick a lot and i sometimes worry

Yep! Just enough so I can still taste the coffee.

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Oh, t-that. I'll t-try next time

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Thanks, that great to hear
These threads are truly a treasure.

Sounds good. I'll have that out in a jiffy.

So how are you today Reimu?

NEXT ON THE LIST, THE SWEET STUFF: Honey!

Colored bright red because I'm an idiot who can't green screen despite buying very expensive lights!

Put the honey in AFTER the soy sauce or sesami seed oil so it doesn't stick to your measuring instrument!

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Alice, how come I haven't seen any notifications for you on Twitch? Have you stopped streaming?

I w-will be streaming tonight at 9PM EDT after this thread!

horrible form

Which program do you use to edit your videos with? I use Premiere, and green screen stuff is easy peasy with it.

There's a twitch stream?? Someone slide me a link :^)

CC reporting in! Still trying to figure out what the fuck emscripten is on about...

N-next step, ginger! I d-don't like too much ginger, but a little is nice for a bit of heat

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twitch.tv/celtyplays

Hm?

I use OBS and ffmpeg b-because I h-haven't had time to learn after effects in threee yeaaaars

G-good luck!

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F-finally a little garlic. R-remember, you can't have t-too much garlic unless y-you have too much garlic.

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Whether this is a recipe you didnt create or you thought of this yourself, this is a very well made salad and is perfectly balanced. I applaud you.

Woah, good to see you're still at it. Hope things are going well for you.

someone rape then kill this retarded studdering mentally ill tranny because 95% of people including myself are sick of her bs and it needs to stop

You don't need After Effects for a simple tripod shot. Just use the Ultra Key effect in Premiere and you're good to go

Pretty good, actually. I'm a little sick, but I got some good work done today.

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Oh I hope you feel better. Good you didn't let the sickness keep you from doing work.

Some nice hot coffee should actually help out.

holding the knife like that lessens control, having fingers extended presents danger of lopping them off

Nah, I've been tuning in to her threads for two and a half years now and I'm chill with her.

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You s-say that, but I have nerve damage; it's more comfortable for me.

Alright, n-now comes the fun parts!
We mix the dressing ingredients together and mush it around

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you piss me the fuck off you attention whore tranny bitch
your life must be empty and depressed like hers

>I h-haven't learned Premiere either!
Dang. Well, it's super easy to get a hang of once you get started. I highly recommend it if you ever get the time to check it out

Biological female, and I d-don't like attention.
Try harder, t-this is pathetic. I expect m-more from Yea Forums.

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>I expect m-more from Yea Forums.

Why?

Garlic is great unless you burn it, then it tastes like shit.

I'll g-give it a shot the moment I have time

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>your life must be empty and depressed like hers
Nope.

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>L-life is strange!
You're telling me. I'll take strangeness over normalcy any day of the week though.

In any case it's good to see Yea Forums still has Alice.

S-so don't do that.

This is m-my home! Some of t-the greatest trolls came from here! P-put a little effort in!

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Hello Alice, you have a cute dog and objectively attractive legs

you have flat chest and man arms/hands so don't bs me, the only excuse you have would be shit genetics also stick that whisk up your hole because I need some real entertainment
I pity you both

Alice are you ready to wed me yet???

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S-sorry dear, my hands are actually smaller than average. Might n-need to get some glasses

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Watch out for bears, Alice

>I pity you both
It feels nice to know that someone cares about me. Thank you, fren.

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Your impotent flailing isn't even really worth responding to.

At least say something that hasn't been said a million times before.

you have the most basic insults ive ever seen, try harder

>Life being empty and depressed
>Pointing this out on Yea Forums

No avatarfagging, newfag.

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you stupid nigger,you cant even see the lemon juice bottle because it blends in to much with your shitty green screen background

*hugs tightly* I l-love you dear

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>newfag

newfag spotted.

whats the width of your hand then
you should rethink and do something else with your life
if you think anyone gives a fuck about you then you're mistaken
lick my sweaty ballsack

>Calling someone who's been here for years a newfag

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I don't see a ring on that finger. Are you dtf or nah

>you should rethink and do something else with your life

>*hugs tightly* I l-love you dear

I'd rather play with your swollen prostate
Bend over, user

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The raping black bears. Always a problem in this neck of the woods

See you at the stream.

>if you think anyone gives a fuck about you then you're mistaken
my point stands

don't fuck the mentally ill
idc
I kill fags so put your head on my guillotine

>being this dumb

people only come for your dog

>I kill fags

I really doubt you've ever killed anything. You're probably a soft little girly boy.

I come for the dogs and her legs

You ask fags to lick your sweaty ballsacks
user is a faggot. Not surprised.

toss my salad bitch

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>being so new that you don't understand the meaning of newfag

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>not understanding the first post was extremely obvious satire
>mfw
I forgot how socially inept some alice fans can be.

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ill cut off both your heads
she has man legs, you gay user?
pic related is you

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hey alice, always good to see you around :)

>ill cut off both your heads

You're welcome to try.

cause you wanted to show off your karate chopping skills

no one gives a fuck about you so stop raging and being butthurt at everything you don't like

You seem to be suffering from butthurt user
Bend over, I'm sure relieving your swollen prostate will make you feel less stressed

if you are not chinese, please gtfo

youtube.com/watch?v=81FGVh1dj0A

What does this even mean, why do I need to be Chinese in order to understand knife skills that prevent you from cutting your fingers.

>man legs
now I know you are just trolling

yeah alices legs are fucking ON POINT