Job secrets thread

Job secrets thread.
Share some things about your job people outside of the industry wouldn't know.

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I use youtube to learn how to do things that I have no clue how to do on Autocad. And they pay me $40 /hr for it.

most of the time i have no fuckin clue why it doesnt work i always just blame dns since it sounds techy to you and i can waffle about it enough that i can make it sound relevant to the issue

I've witnessed supervisors committing medicaid fraud, or at least maybe I did

Same but with tig welding
The instructors at my old welding school couldn't tell their ass from their elbow and the internet hasn't lied to me yet

Lmao I got lucky with my instructors at least they could weld

All work is outsourced to Indian morons that take at least three tries to do anything right. When asked about delays, management lies and says, "The work is very complex."

Mine could mig weld well enough and stick, but when it came to tig welding (particularly sequencing and ac settings) they just pretended they didn't have time to teach me. Yeesh. At least I had unlimited access to metal and argon for a year so I made some cool stuff

It isn't beef

U made lots of dildos I assume

tip and ring voip fag here. i can train my cat to do this shit but get paid 40$hr by the bossman who charges 120$hr min 4hr for the job

Journalists are often asked to write articles on topics they know nothing about, with insane deadlines

'farm cats like to eat mice and other local fawna' news at 11

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Banks are really unsafe. You can commit fraud if you know some personal details and practice the signature of your target.

cops smoke the weed they steal from you

Engineering companies copy designs and change minor details to not get into legal issues

this can apparently happen for several years, with little evidence to back up wild stories of collusion, conspiracy and espionage...

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creative work is 80% staring at the wall

I knew it

Phone companies store your phone number even when you call anonymously. This is because the police should have access to it.

the soda fountain is one mainline of sparkling water and several pockets of different syrups, the coke syrup, the sprite syrup, the pepsi syrup, etc
that's why it tastes different from the bottled shit

everybody knows this, it shows in your writing.

thanks to federal deposit insurance nobody cares because their money is insured by the govt. this creates a moral hazard for banks, who would be more likely to make questionable investments with their depositors' money because their risk assessment has a reduced liability to their depositors' (the government has their backs).

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That's not how it works. If you agree to invest with the bank and they loose all that money the government doesn't do shit. You would get it back (up to a certain amount) if the entire bank goes under.

video games based on movies are just part of promotion, that's why most of them are half-assed and suck
it's seems obvious but I've never heard the AVGN come to this conclusion in his videos

I made one by accident

yes obviously assuming the bank closes. it still creates a moral hazard, because the risk is not fully borne by the entity (bank) seeking the reward (return on investment).

If you e ever had your car insurance or house insurance go up in price and they claim “due to losses in your area” etc and you didnt bave a fucking tornado hit you. Its someone like me picking a random fucking spot on the map because my boss wants to show how profitable we are.

That’s not really a secret

Except that movies based on video games come out years after the game.

TV hosts can really see you through your TV set

I don’t always wash my hands before I go back to work

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I clean inside passenger planes. Not the deep clean type, but normal before the next flight. They are often really dirty and we use the same cloth on every single seat table. Toilets and kitchens are seperate of course. But don't go for your next flight and expect it to be clean. No wonder bacterias spread easily.

I once worked at a pizza chain as driver, pizza maker and shift runner . Would smoke ganja to and from deliveries , out behind the store , and hotbox the walk in fridge

How is this in any way a job secret?

there is an actual wage gap in the porn industry

But muh gender equality

I would imagine there be. For a very simple reason, supply and demand.

Savings are not passed on to you at your grocery chain. Your savings card is actually just data mining that the company uses to make even more profits from citizens by selling the data to manufactures. The average minimum mark up for produce is over 150 percent what the store paid for it at whole sale. Closed circuit tv monitoring systems are in place because corporate monitors all store activity randomly. You are not allowed to record or take pictures of the product in the store or the people working there because you might capture an illegal trade practice or ethics issue.

A certain military base accidently dropped two bombs on the town just outside the base and no one knew. We went out there and found one behind a BBQ place that was closed and another in someone’s back yard. I hopped over the fence and grabbed it before anyone saw. They fell off the jet after an electrical malfunction set off the explosives carts early. These were live bombs and if anyone were to have found these and moved or kicked it this would have been national news. No one ever found out and know it’s just a joke around the flightline.