Can't pee in public no matter what I try

>can't pee in public no matter what I try
>going out to a bar and club tomorrow
>alcohol makes me need to piss even more often
>bladder gets full and painful real quick
>still won't be able to pee

what the fuck do I do Yea Forums

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use the cubicle...?

Still find it really difficult to go, especially when there's people outside the cubicle.

Just let it flow

Idk that’s why I got fired from my last job

Use a toilet, public urination will get you a ticket anyway

Do math in head while you pee pee.

then cubicle + headphones or something

You got fired for peeing in the stall?

Happened yo me once really unconfortable

you could not go out to a bar, stupid

SOURCE?

i'll tell you if you give uncensored nigger

plug your ears and take deep breaths. helps me

It's just a little stage fright. Relax bro.

If it helps literally every dude has experienced it at some point. Just try to think about something else and take all the time you need

Confront your trauma

>went to slug and lettuce few weeks back
>have same trouble and can't pee
>use cubicle
>sit down and take a while to try and relax and pee
>suddenly black wongo congo bouncer opens the cubicle from outside and asks what I'm doing in here
>thinks I'm doing drugs
Because that really helped my pee in public phobia.

Try eating more salt

Do short division.
If you are bad at math, read the logo on top of the urinal. Then try reading it backwards. You should then start to pee.

nice mustard gas

The math tricks are legit. Didn't work for me but they do for lots of fags.

Don't look at other people. If you can, stare into the corner or close your eyes so you don't know whether someone is there. If all else fails I just go to the stall and piss sitting down.

CONFRONT YOUR TRAUMA
But for this occasion just don't drink anything so you won't need to pee?, say to your friends that you have stomachache / are currently taking some medication or something like that

Pick a fight with someone who looks like they have a knife and make sure he stabs your bladder.

Where is the uncensored picture faggot? anybody got it?