I'm a 20 year old woman whose never sucked a dick before. I have only had one sexual partner and am single now...

I'm a 20 year old woman whose never sucked a dick before. I have only had one sexual partner and am single now. Is sucking dick really that important to men? I mean, its so much easier for them to cum than women. Although I still feel kinda guilty for not doing it.

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Tits or gtfo

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Tits and time stamp

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Yes

Whyyy?

because this

because its the rules tho it should be vagoo or gtfo with all the traps these days

I think the next time I'm in a serious relationship where I'm sexual I will suck his dick, but I think I don't want to be sexual with somebody again until I know they love me/ will marry me.

That's the rules.

First rule of Yea Forums, show tits.

If I went to a femanazi webpage and they demanded I show my dick before I state anything, I'd show my dick life on camera blowing a huge load all over my balls until my throbbing cock subsides, then i'll state my argument by smearing my cum all over a chalk board with a shoe on my head sitting on a black sharpie with a time stamp etched into my ass.

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way to go!

So here's the issue: I've posted tits in threads on different boards like /bant/ before but I'm not comfortable doing it here since there is no poster ID I could put on my timestamp to prevent people from larping as me.

That sounds good to me

thanks fren

what sounds good to you? me posting tits with a low quality timestamp or being safe and not posting tits?

posting tits with a low quality timestamp

Low quality timestamp. I will talk if you do

What if its an old pic? I mean, I don't see how an old pic is worse than a pic that doesn't have a good timestamp.

Larp harder faggot

What exactly are you trying to ask here? I think only gay men really fantasize of sucking dick, they seem to really enjoy it. Most straight men like getting their dick sucked, but it's more a bonus than a requirement. What are you trying to imply with the easier to cum part? That just pussy should be enough? That we can just fix it ourselves? Why is it so hard for women to cum when sex is all you're good for?

Good job. Be an example to women.

No timestamp = LARP 99% of the time

>What if its an old pic
bruhh

ehh post it anyway im sure we have lurked enough to know if its a larper though newfags wont as for the blowjob I dont care for them in fact It was more of my ex insisting she wanted to blow me to "show me her appreciation "

I'm just asking if sucking dick is like a sexual requirement that men will resent you for not performing.
Fine, fine I'll take a new pic.

>20 y/o women

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Ok will be waiting

depends on the guy it shows you wont try something new with someone but also Idunno I wouldnt want to blow someone Im not going to spend my life with if i was a chick

I dont mind sucking my husbands dick. He's like a fucking crack addict when it comes to blow jobs, it's his favorite. I get off on it because giving him pleasure turns me on, dont be a selfish lover.

It’s honestly a major turn off of a girl doesn’t suck dick, and well. If she’s willing to try and to learn then then it’s not a big deal. But there is something about how standing over a submissive girl that is gagging on your cock, that you just don’t get from sex. I think it’s the fact that she is pleasuring you, and not vis versa. Idk, I just know that I’ve never stayed with a girl long that wasn’t willing to go down. It would be the same if the girl was the dominant type, just not compatible sexually. Not my cup of tea.
But I’m just a random guy. I’m sure it depends on the dude.

tits or gtfo fag

You dont have to do shit for these faggots. Have a little self respect. Imagine your future husband or children coming across your tit pics. They will circulate forever.

Nah.

larp

I really want to believe women like this are out there

and here comes the troll to shit on the thread

The question you should be asking is: Is NOT sucking dick so important to me that I'm willing to risk losing almost every guy I'm with? There are very few guys that dont like there dicks sucked and far more that if their partner doesn't suck dick they will find someone who will (at least on the side). So if you are cool with some other girl (or dude) hoovering your boyfriends crank then carry on, otherwise grab a banana and start practicing.

There are 100% absolutely women out there who love sucking dick and fantasize about doing it, for some it's literally their favorite sexual activity. Usually favored by more submissive types but I've had dominant cougars who've begged to be throatfucked. Think some like the whole sexual dynamic of their face (the most public part of their body that they use to present themselves to the world that they often spend a lot of time on to look as presentable as possible) being used as a pleasure hole as a degradation thing, others just really like giving pleasure to a man in a "service" capacity
In the modern age I think most people do it, for me personally it's not something I particularly fetishize (i.e. when I watch porn I will skip around the blowjob but usually won't watch much of it unless the girl is super cute and it's hot to see the contrast of an innocent face with a cock stuffing it, or if the girl is clearly very good at it and enjoying herself, but I still put my focus mainly towards the actual fucking) but just know if you expect HIM to get you off orally (and it's the only way a lot of women cum with a man) then it's pretty selfish to not do the same. For me it wouldn't be a dealbreaker if you're a great gf otherwise.
gtfo faggot

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Ok.

I was giving advice, she asked a question. Youre all retards.

fuckin beta

Kek

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Of course they are. Most women are submissive and like to please.

NICE tits

ya so fuck off nerd

>body like that
>posting on Yea Forums
go be a fucking normie reee

very nice

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fuck off faggot

kys kike

>State your business

Eat shit degenerate.

*sigh* youre an idiot. Any retard could tell you men like getting their dick sucked.

In regards to your question op it depends on the guy. Communication is key to a great sex life. Me personally I don't like bjs but there's some men that love them

Ok cool but I was asking men.
You're such a prude. "What if your kids see your boobs?" Bitch, they'll see my boobs when I breastfeed them, lmao. Its very primitive to fear the human body.
true. I'll probably do it in my next relationship.

Nah.

Make me dumb bitch

clearly craving attention

no I only have like one friend irl and she has 2 jobs plus school. I only hang out with her like once a month.

I came here to fap not to feel

Literally just a dumb slut. Youre gonna breastfeed your kids their whole lives? Lol, im sure your future husband will be happy knowing you expose youself to strangers for literally no reason. Women really are stupid.

Bjs or not any guy would be happy with your body. Don't stress too much about it. Take to your bf/husband about it

whiteknight swamp ass

Lol, youre all the fuckin neckbeards who swarmed me. Could have ignored my comment as I was talking to her and not you. Fags.

Jeesh what's your cup size??

srill. no tits faggot

thanks
I know they like it. that wasn't really my question. my question was if its really needed.
Its nice to know that not all men are the same and like different things. thanks fren.

tits not bra wtf is this shit

am i right in assuming you also don't initiate sex? Like you might start kissing your man but then expect him to do the rest of the work.
You might luck out and find some beta that is ok with you never sucking his dick, but there's a good chance you'll end up with someone who will start to resent how little effort you put into sex, and will eventually cheat on you

Jez with that body you should be worshipping cock on your knees every day. It's a total waste if you arent

>seething roastie

Of course it will be, unless you find the 1 in a million man who doesnt care. This is stupid.

You look damn sexy

Dude, its just cleavage. Its not more than what most women just show in a swimsuit. Its not like I'm going full topless.
lol
Thanks.

I love when my GF suck my dick. But. Honestly. I prefer a girl who don't make oral sex. U know. DECENCY.

no here is some real advice all men want it some are just to beta to do something about it

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Very nice

Youre literally the ones seething right now. Plus only man ive ever been with is my husband, cope harder

Is sucking dick really that important? Not necessarily the act itself, but what it represents I'd say is important to most men. That you're willing to put in a little work to please your man is a good sign. Not only that, but it does feel good. Better than pussy? No, just different. Like cake versus ice cream. Is one better than the other? Maybe, but they're both good in their own way.

In my own experience, there is nothing hotter than a girl who is not only willing to suck your dick, but one who also shows that she enjoys it. And some women do enjoy it, for various reasons. All the best sex I've ever had started with a blowjob I didn't have to beg for.

Another thing: if you enjoy oral, a guy will be much more willing to give you oral if you also give it to him.

D
Cleavage is tits

Depends on the guy. Myself, I don't care much for it. I just want somebody to talk to, listen to music with, and who provides free hugs. God, I'm lonely.

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Most women are also dumb thots.

Np I think you just need to communicate with your partner. It's a good idea to hold off on the sex before marriage but after marriage have as much sex as possible

TITS OR GTFO WHORE

sucking dick if awsome for both sides. can confirm

Also,
>TITS OR GTFO

cleavage=tits
>ughhh

I thought so. I wouldn't give two shits about bjs as long as I could bury my face into those milkers

Yes you should suck dick. At the very least you would never be interested in a man who is so goddamn dull that he doesn't want his dick sucked.

That said if you offered up anal instead, then most guys would be fine without getting blown.

nigga refer to this
no bra

Very nice, now take that bra off and let us see those nipples.

When I was in my first relationship, I never understood the appeal of having my dick sucked, mainly because my ex-gf's heart wasn't really in it.

My fiancee loves doing it and its incredible. One of the best things about it (and giving oral too) is how, unlike fucking, you're not trying to balance both how you and she are feeling and what works for each of you.

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No suky suky = not wife material
Deal with it

Sucking dick is a sign of dominance which we, the men. are supposed to wield
its like a compliment

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Knowing that I got a girl to suck my dick is a way better feeling than getting my dick sucked

>Cleavage is tits
imagine getting this when you ask for tits to anyone

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>That said if you offered up anal instead, then most guys would be fine without getting blown.

this is also true. my ex would give bj's but she was fucking lazy and terrible at them, but i could fuck her ass sometimes so it almost balanced out.
her laziness in sex was a big part of the relationship not working though

OP with this Body you could get any guys no lie!!i would assume you are the shy type but man are approaching you for sure . get any good looking man at you work place that is single ( or maried , who gives a fuck ) and ask him out , you might have to do the first move but the man will follow and eventually take over.

I mean honestly, I'll probably suck my next partner's dick because I'll probably like him more than my last bf so its fine.
Yeah so I guess my worry is that I wouldn't be respected afterwards because I once overheard a guy tell his friends he couldn't respect women after they did it.
thanks
yeah that's a good point about being more likely to receive oral if I give it.

agree !

have you ever been eaten out? Do you like when guys lick your pussy? Feels amazing right? Same thing granted some dudes like to get their dicks sucked while dudes like me don't mind a good blow job but I prefer fucking.

I don't even care how pretty you are. You don't suck dick. You don't get a fucking ring. Ever. My wife offers to suck my dick without me even asking.

>Yeah so I guess my worry is that I wouldn't be respected afterwards because I once overheard a guy tell his friends he couldn't respect women after they did it.
That just sounds like a terrible human being though, why would you worry about what they think

this

oh and, most of boys youll meet are gonna fancy you
dont be oblivious as we, the men

Depends on your skills, depends on the guy. Virtually every guy loves to receive blowjobs. While I still like a good fuck, I value blowjobs way more. My wife is rubbish at it, but I put it on the level of getting a random thoughtful gift.

In regards to your later comment about waiting until you know he loves you/ will marry you, at least help him out with a handjob or let him caress you while jacking off. Make it clear that you don't want to go all the way, but don't leave a guy with nothing.

Then this whole thread was pointless then, wasnt it? If you had already resigned to the idea of sucking dick.
Stupid sluts are stupid.

To me, I dont really care for bjs, there's not enough stimulation for me. Unpopular opinion

Bitch listen to me, don't whore yourself around here and like you said don't give yourself to a man that you are not 100% sure that he will marry you. Fuck this fucking stupid culture that tells you that you need to fuck different guys, be good in bed and shit like that. Value yourself and fuck these motherfuckers. Be a good women to a good men, do not devalue yourself

Blowies are the way to a mans heart. Look up some vids on how to suck a cock clean.

why not just try it next time, maybe you enjoy it too
if you don‘t at all, you‘ll figure something out with your bf, it‘s not that big of a problem imo
now let‘s see your tits i‘m sure some attention would do you good as well

Cut fag huh?

honestly respect is down the drain with this generation we expect less because of things like me too feminazis and the argument of this is my body dont shame me tltr yes it bothers some men because they dont want a whore someone that has slept with someone is a whore hell im a whore for sleeping with someone and not marrying em as great as the sex was I cant experience it with someone I will spent the rest of my life with since I already did the deed

Been tying to tell her that but shes just fucking dumb

the soi is strong with this one

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tits or gtfo. bra doesnt fucking count

I would count quantity and length over "quality", at last as long as she can reach a minimum quality standard (basically careful with the teeth, not vomiting, and some movement).

I'd rather have 30 minutes of a wet mouth then 3 minutes of vigorous technique.

this

on an added note
>you cant make the argument that women shouldnt sleep with men because you already had sex and its kinda hypocritical to say otherwise that is to say someone sleeping with more than 5dudes to me is gross it shows they hook up easy especially if theyre barely in their mid 20s and that they suck at relationships

If you don't service my sick regularly, you have no place in my life. So, yeah, sucking dick is a requirement. Women are so fucking worthless these days. Always whining about having to please their partner.

>they want a walking ATM

Oh I hate anal so much. My ex once put it in my ass and it was legit the worst pain I've ever experienced. Why can't I just have some old fashioned, organic, all natural vaginal sex?
Nah, I got a little amount of morals/ dignity.
I understand.
Nah you haven't seen my face, lol. And I'm talking to a guy I like right now so I feel pretty decent about things.

For real? Fucking dumb bitch don't do it

kill yourself soi boi

Lame.

If you have not joined the best Yea Forums discord in the world yet you are gay. You dont wanna be gay do you?

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Let be real guys she didn't go full titts. Pic with out the bra, thats what we want... But don't forget the time stamp.

yes it is i dont know why we love it but we do.
for me its a must i refuse to go down on a girl who isnt willing to suck me

Speaking as a guy I don't like anal either. Most women don't enjoy it and I can't enjoy sex if my partner isn't

Those tits outweigh any problems with your face

The only way I can enjoy it is when they are crying and begging me to stop.

This. Probably some floppy udders that need a brah to even look decent.

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gtfo bitch

You came on Yea Forums and now you want to stick with your morals and dignity? Be a good girl and show us your bare tits. That is the very least you can do.

Ayyy lmao

She actually thinks shell get some special world changing advice here or some shit.

My wife and I have been together for 12 years. She has never sucked me off, nor anyone else (that I know of) She thinks its digusting to put your mouth where someone pisses. I personally love oral, and it took me years to persuade her into letting me do oral on her. Its been over a decade since I have had a blow job. Yes, its important to men, mainly from a submission standpoint, I think, which makes it very erotic and pleasurable. But its also not a deal breaker. To me anyways. Shes a good woman, hard worker, and good sense of humour. And aside from the lack of BJ's, sex is otherwise awesome with her. There are other ways to make up for it lol.

Jeesh man

the worse made of the blowjobs is still better than the best sunsets in cali

Offer to suck random guys dick for practice

cucked beta male

You can tell by the way she types that she's a basic bitch too, lost a little faith after i realized that

damn, does it hurt to be that much of a beta?

Lol she is entitled to do what she want.
But not being able to suck a dick properly sucks. Like we have to lick her pussy and anus and she just lays there doing nothing waiting for some dick I side of her. Just lol. Boring cunt

>sex is otherwise awesome
>Sex is otherwise
>is otherwise
>otherwise

Yeah sure thing soyboy

Single white male living in parents basement with very little to live for.

alright OP as long as the guy is interesting and smart ( cause you don`t want to explain every subject to your man during a diner ) and regarding your face unless you have no tooth or some facial burn i don`t see what is holding you back ! your face is only a small % of yourself don`t let this stick get in your wheel.
( worst case : get a blind mofo who`s good looking lol )

Fffffuck what a beta.

Just lol. Thanks for the keke man. I feel so so sorry for you and you have no idea what you’re missing out but hey I know what you’re gonna say alread.

Whatever makes you sleep at night.

All I now is life is short.

Does she know shes bad?
Damn, now I got to go ask how my bjs are now.

How the fuck does one deep throat without vommiting though

True, just because he thought that doesn't mean all men do.
thanks lol
good advice
Eh I mean I see your point to some extent and I don't believe in tinder/clubbing hookup culture.
Yeah okay, I'll suck dick in my next long term relationship. But don't accuse me of wanting a walking atm when I never ask for any man's money, work hard, have never even received as much as a flower bouquet or candy from a man and only care about money as it relates to starting a family in the future.

Yeah, called me a prude and that 'being afraid of naked body is primitive' or some stupid shit. Women really see no value in modesty these days.

she just wanted attention, and she got plenty of it

OP is a sociopath and she's getting off at us ripping on each other and buzzing on this thread.

Of course she's entitled to do what she want's, but actions have consequences, and the consequences of whoring yourself and having sex with different men is the devaluation of yourself, that's what i'm saying. Also yes a women should learn to suck dick just as a man should learn to eat pussy, but over the years i'm starting to realize that it's better for both the man and the women as well as for society if people learn to do that in a monogamous relationship with people that you will have a future with, instead of passing your mouth from genital to genital

Suck a dick is part and parcel of your transiction to adulthood. So it’s important for you, for society and for god.

Incel detected

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Anal feels better once you're used to it. Most girls start having it when drunk or out of paranoia. You could also just let him "knock at the door", basically rub the tip on it until he comes inside your ass. Its pretty hot.

That said vaginal sex becomes boring after a while, so you spice it up to keep it interesting. There are other ways, tit jobs for one.

There is another alternative. Not all guys are into it but if you really dont want to suck dick or take it in the ass then you could find a guy into RECEIVING the anal. Get yourself a strapon, then peg him. Or eat his ass. My wife fucking loves eating ass (mine, and when she's drunk a female friends). But i'm guessing if you won't suck dick you won't eat ass.

Look if dick sucking is not pleasurable to you then you won’t have ever any alpha male at your side. It’s a play of both genders not a requirement or work.

Your mind is messed up and feminism lingers hard in it. You can’t feel it

You’ll only have betas in your life and never feel fulfilled.

Woes case scenario cars are always a good company

Most women are sociopaths. They entertain each other or themselves by ruining lives. Its either a friend, co-worker, or family member.

Yeah man it's sad, i get angry but you just can't blame it too much on the person, unfortunately it has more to do with the culture, it's sad that this is where we are at

Who said that ? Lol
You maybe but for someone else it’s their path. Because it’s wrong to you doesn’t mean it’s wrong for everyone.
Don’t be such a stuck up

If you're in a long term relationship then both of you should be doing allllll the fun stuff all the time at your age. Not because you feel like you have to but because its just fun to do and its literally going to be the best sex period of your life as you figure out what you like.
If you randomly hook up with somebody then never feel inclined to do anything you don't want to do. I've never gone down on a girl I didn't thoroughly know and I don't expect them to blow me either. Thats how you become slutty or easy, both things nobody wants for a long term.

Uncomfortable fact: Large breasts that aren't fake are nearly always saggy.
anal is kinda gay imo
thanks
I don't expect life changing advice, I was just curious about Yea Forums would say. I'm taking everything with a grain of salt.
Interesting
Uncomfortable fact: Everybody is basic. Nobody is special. There are billions of people in the world.
>Like we have to lick her pussy and anus and she just lays there doing nothing waiting for some dick I side of her
There you go assuming shit. I don't expect any of that.
Thanks fren

Retards who virgin shame. Im married but seeing as how im not a man virginity would be a good thing. Dumb nigger.

She'll just cheat like the rest. You'll be able to find her out back sucking some dick about a half hour after happy hour has started.

The one and only

A lot of men prefer it because the suction can be much tighter than a vagina, and the vast majority of men are used to tight because their grip is tighter than a vagina. (This is also why men prefer anal).

I dislike anal because its gross, and dislike oral because I find the suction painful. Plus there's enough of a size difference between me and my wife that she's plenty tight for me. So there exist guys who prefer vaginal. But I'm fairly unique among my friends at least in this preference.

>so much easier for them to cum
This changes very very rapidly with age and sexual experience. Yes, a virgin will cum at just the whiff of a pussy. But a 35yo married man is going to need quite a bit of stimulation to get up and get off.

For instance, when I was 20 I got like 4 boners a day. Now that I'm 30, I get 1 boner every 2 days. That's a pretty sharp drop off.

So yes, oral proficiency can be very helpful and relevant when considering long term partners.

Oh, and protip from my wife: swallow, don't spit. For you, not for him. You swallow, and you'll never taste the spunk. You spit, and it will linger in your mouth for several minutes.

Maybe she has no father. Idk, its never crossed my mind to expose myself online. Women these days are just dumb. Theyd rather be seen as a hole to fuck.

Yeah I also don't want to have my dick coated in shit.

Yeah, which means they probably look like shit, which is why you keep them in some fake was pushup brah. Its just like makeup. Bitch, you're not fooling anyone.

Tits or gtfo

>doesnt expect any good advice
>exposes self anyways
Are you losing brain cells after every post?

big tid

I didn't say naked body. I was wearing a bra. That's not nudity. Its so funny to me how half of ya'll complain I show too much skin and the other half complain I don't show enough.
Ok I might suck dick someday but I'll never have anal again unless I'm married to him and he REALLY wants it.

tits or gtfo

Sorry man, i know it wasnt your choice. Hope you dont do it to your kid

take off the bra you stupid bitch

You want someone to beg you? Jesus H Christ. "Women" don't exist.

tits now

Getting your dick sucked is one of the greatest feelings ever, but only if the girl is actually into it. I love 69ing girls and making them cum with my cock still in their mouth. Their lips buzz from the moaning and they get lost in the pleasure while they slobber all over me. If you like getting your pussy eaten out, it's the same thing with guys. Some guys also don't like eating pussy and some girls don't like suckin dicks. I think oral sex is another awesome tool in the pleasure shack.

tits or gtfo nao

If she is gonna post on Yea Forums she has to follow the rules. She should go to reddit if she wants to be protected by white knights like you.

post your fucking tits you stupid cumdumpster

tits or gtfo cunt

tits or gtfo

The actual sucking isn't even what gets me off. Its just the funnest part. When wifey starts to get tired/boared she licks/sucks the under part of the dick, the V between the "helmet" part up to where the dick lips start. As long as I'm aroused it makes me cum every time.

gtfo or post your tits

Because some men want to treat you as a sex object and some people care about your soul and future relationships.

post tits bitch

>woman
tits or gtfo

>She'll just cheat like the rest.
You're projecting so much. Just because somebody cheated on you and hurt your feelings doesn't mean all women cheat.
>You swallow, and you'll never taste the spunk. You spit, and it will linger in your mouth for several minutes.
wow that's actually good advice.
That's a subjective term, nobody is perfect and I've never received any complaints either.

tits or gtfo bitch

Damn user! It’s important if you do it before sex. If not throw it as an extra. With tha kind of body it would be an amazing experience.

tits or gtfo cunt

Face fucking a girl who is being super passive (for whatever reason) is also incredible.

>I've never received any complaints either.
Bullshit. I'm calling bullshit. There is no way not one man has complimented your rack

OP you are most welcome. Do you have a KiK ?
i would not assume anything about you but i must say: the way you answer all these user you are a smart lady that know what she want and where she want to be in life. it look like you can hold a conversation not like the new generation. Did you Frendzoned me already ???
>Thanks fren

can we have a spiderman thread now? GIVE ME SPIDERMAN!

If you've never stretched your ass then how could you expect suddenly pushing in a dick to feel good? No duh its going to hurt like hell and it could also cause damage.
My last EX was 100% against any butt stuff. About a year into the relationship after a good night out drinking and she was particularly horny when we got home. I took my time and was teasing her while I went down on her and wasn't letting her get off quickly like I normally do. I started fingering while licking her for a bit and then started to rub just the outside of her anus and she noticeably got a lot more wet. Without asking I slid my pinky in and she let out a "HOLY FUCK YES" and actually humped my hand for the next few minutes down to my knuckles while I ate her out. After that she was very much interested in butt play.

this fuck this thread

"She" has been full of shit this entire thread.

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jesus christ dude. how big your fedora must be

did you call?

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Exactly, her passiveness implies that she doesn't mind being used to your liking. As long as they enjoy having a cock in their mouth. I'd argue that a blowjob from someone who hates giving them is worse than not getting one at all. But I think both men and women should sack up and give some head as long as their partner is hygienic.

Please spam this shit with spoodermoon and rekt

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YAY YES! YES YES YES YES! MOAR! MOAR SPOODERMAN TO KILL THIS STUPID THREAD!

holyshit is your fedora showing fucking screencapped kek

>>You swallow, and you'll never taste the spunk. You spit, and it will linger in your mouth for several minutes.
>wow that's actually good advice.

You got to be able to swallow from the throat though, you can practice by putting a straw in the back (approximately where the dick tip would be) and drinking like that, Otherwise it will back up and you'll most like just vomit.

> its so much easier for them to cum than women

nope

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I did call! YOU'RE THE BEST!

you know there are plugins for people just to ignore this right? Nobody cares.

HUGE MY MAN !!!!

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In this thread fags giving insecure advices to an even more insecure cunt with no reward. Eg pictures.

You all are betas and it shows from your answers.

Oh op let’s chat on kik oh op you’re so smart. Fuck sake one “girl” appears and you all are suckers for a cunt who DOESNT EVEN SUCK YOUR COCK!

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Kys you actual faggot

Agreed, prob won't.

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here to derail your abandoned thread fags

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I said I didn't expect life changing advice. Not that I didn't expect good advice. I got some pretty good advice from a couple of people.
No I don't want somebody to beg me, I just want to know that my efforts are appreciated and meaningful.
Everyone is a sex object. Not that that's all we are, we're all more than that, however, its still natural and a part of who we are. And being regarded as such doesn't harm our souls, you christcuck.

What this guy said. Anal play takes a lot of time and patience. You cant just jam something in there with without stretching with something small and well lubricated. Even then you need to go slow at first.

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This kek

That's because people have different takes on life, so some people will ask you to show more of your tits and other people will try to point out to you that IT MAY BE A BAD IDEA TO POST PICTURES OF YOURSELF ON THE INTERNET, AS WELL AS FUCKING PEOPLE THAT DO NOT CARE ABOUT YOU, but that's just my retarded stuck up mind at play i guess. Women are guided too much by group thinking, so idk what to tell you, think for yourself for once in your life i guess

Just fuck off. Disgusting hoe

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suck my dick,cunt

Emm yes you can lol. Doesn’t take that much time and that much practice. Depends how comfortable the girl is and if she really likes it. Simple as

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YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST

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calling all spidey anons

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your feelings seem hurt, kid

"She" hasn't had an original thought, ever. So, shell never think for herself.

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post your tits you dumb bitch


or more spoodermon

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i ask myself that everyday spiderman

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This. Finally.

So many betas in here who think they’re helping “a girl” out.

Virgin idiots. Most of them don’t even get sucked. That’s how low their standards are.

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I AGREE! MOAR SPOODERMON

Um.. are you slow? Complaints and compliments aren't the same thing.
Nah I legit have never had a kik in my life.
>You got to be able to swallow from the throat though, you can practice by putting a straw in the back (approximately where the dick tip would be) and drinking like that, Otherwise it will back up and you'll most like just vomit.
ooh. okay. noted.
If you don't like it, then leave faggot lmao

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Judging by your looks idc if u suck my dick or not. I'd be licking even your asshole for breakfast.

you aren't thinking like a spidertheist user
the answer to all questions is spiderman thread

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me in a week

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Too lazy to read the whole thread. The BJ is a sign that you really are in to and want to please your partner. To do it because you feel you have to will be shit and obvious. I dont require it but to do it with passion shows you are truly a sexual being which means i wont have to teach you or work too hard to make you cum. Almost all guys are born horny. Much fewer women are.

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>IT MAY BE A BAD IDEA TO POST PICTURES OF YOURSELF ON THE INTERNET
Its not like people can see my face. This is pretty damn tame tame compared to other threads on Yea Forums and /bant/.
>AS WELL AS FUCKING PEOPLE THAT DO NOT CARE ABOUT YOU
I said multiple times that I didn't believe in doing that.

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Ok so oldfag here, and even though you didn't follow the rules I'm going to allow it, because those are some damn fine tits. However if you find my information helpful, I would ask that you post braless in respect of our traditions.
>Is sucking dick really that important to men?
The short answer is yes. Most people here are saying the same, but then they would, they're all horny teenage newfags and half of them are virgins. Doesn't mean they're wrong though.
Let me explain why. It might seem strange, but often a blowjob is more personal. Any girl can lay back and let a guy get on with it, but while you're opening up to him, you're not actively pleasuring him. A blowjob is a sensuous way to show your physical love for a man, and a key to that is that it's ONE-SIDED. That's very important. Vaginal sex is great, but no matter what you say or do it's very difficult to make it purely about 'giving' without the sense that there could be a degree of selfishness. A blowjob is a gift, it's how to show him your love, it's all for him.
To use an analogy, it's kinda like the difference between letting him use your kitchen, and making him a sandwich. Actually that's a shitty analogy but fuck it I'm tired.
For some bonus advice, if you want to give him that experience but you're really uncomfortable with blowing him, there is a way around it, but it's success will differ from man to man... continue?

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i love all the spiderman

>oldfag
>calls tits hidden in bra "damn fine"
It's not the weekend just yet kid

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do any of you oldfags remember when angelfire was a thing?

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who’s*

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I understand, its more about what the action represents than it in itself.

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SOMEBODY HELP THIS MAN

Holy fucking shit you got a rocking bod

GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Fucking lol dude you're such a bitch, thanks for making me feel better about myself, but you shouldn't be such a fucking pussy

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Thinking tits or gtfo is the first rule

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10/10 response to christcuck.

Honestly, communicate with your partner. People have different tastes. Express your own interests so he knows what you want.

I've found out I really get a kick out of pleasing my partner (almost as much as receiving pleasure), so having good communication will lead to exponentially better sex.

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>you are a smart lady
You're on par with the "eat all these eggs" guy. I'm dying laughing right now.

Well said user

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It's likely he'll want to get it elsewhere if you never ever give it to him. And the more he actually likes BJs, the faster he'll leave/cheat because of it. Of course you might find the rare guy who doesn't care but it's gonna be really really rare.

Thanks fren. And I'll remember to communicate in my next relationship.

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why would i leave with all these spoodermons?!

Is that Lord Vivec I saw in that gif? Hail the tribunal and the nerevarine, here to purge Morrowind of the n'wah

Lord Vivec? Does he do whatever a Spiderman can?

I know you're probably right. If I don't do it, somebody else probably will. Ya gotta keep your man satisfied.

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Show us your tits you idiotic cow

I used to date this black chick who was crazy, not good crazy, but I overlooked because she liked to fuck and suck my dick she would wake me up a few times a night and we would go outside for a smoke and go back in to fuck then I'd pass out, she loved blow jobs and about halfway through the relationship I began to resent her for never letting me sleep so I started insisting on ass to mouth but she never minded so I said fuck it and kept fucking her in whatever hole I wanted whenever she wanted for a month or so longer

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You're only ever going to get laid once every other year until you turn thirty.

Have fun treating your pussy like fine french gold inlaid porcelain

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Yeah, I'm an adult, you'll understand when you're older

>20 year old woman
>Yea Forums


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He impaled Lord Nerevar with his penis sword

>Yeah, I'm an adult
Give it a rest kiddo

is he strong?

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Alright I'm leaving the thread now. Its fulfilled its purpose. I've come to a conclusion for how I'll handle the issue in my next relationship. Thanks to the few people that gave decent advice. Have a good weekend.

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You'll be an eternal newfag unless you learn to recognise oldfag posts. They're rare these days, granted, vast majority are literal children, but the signs are still there. Lurk moar.

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>trying this hard
You're sticking out newfag

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Well you're right about one thing - I am trying. People have forgotten how to identify, so now there's just a few of us floating around able to spot each other, occassionally bumping into one other, though not very often. It shouldn't bother me but it does, it's like Yea Forums losing the collected wisdom it built over so many years. I shouldn't care, but I do. Call it a flaw.

>It shouldn't bother me but it does
newfags are easily triggered thats why

Also, try to combine it with something you enjoy. A perfect example is 69ing. Something about your boy's tongue slapping that clit makes you that much more eager to swirl your tongue around his cock ;).

I gave my husband a remote controlled vibe and sucked him off based on how high he turned the vibe on. I came before he did, but I'll be damned if I wasn't so hot in the face I wanted that cum!