Returning oldfag here. I just wanted to say I love you Yea Forums. your depravity is just a product of reality...

returning oldfag here. I just wanted to say I love you Yea Forums. your depravity is just a product of reality. please hurl insults at me. your honesty gives me a boner.

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The idea of you having consciousness makes me want to find and eat the first primordial fish to dare walk on land.

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But would you eat it raw or cook it though?

When seeing fags like you here I just feel like even beta instafags would be some nice company

Any real oldfag would've abandoned this board long ago.

I have several times. You people are depressing, I used to come here because I was 16 and angry, now I come here because I'm 27 and lost all hope. funny how things come around

Well, first and most obvious, itll need to be raped. Then as my poison cum infiltrates its nooks and crannies, either a good 3hr Instapot braise or the more preferable live sashimi sampler platter. You really taste the fear either way.

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We are the same Yea Forums age then because I was about 14 when I started Yea Forums now I'm 25.

I bet the relationship has been full of keks but ultimately unrewarding. But the rest of internet is just as bad people are just in denial

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You can't rape a fish they don't understand the concept of sex. It's lust like a large worm they can't swallow

but dolphins do rape fish for pleasure, so maybe there are some fish that have evolved to don't get used as a sex toy.
so you can rape them

Get away from here oldfag. Go out and live your life. Don't waste away on the internet. That's no way for a man to live. You'll always love Yea Forums, but there comes a time when you have to leave and make something of yourself. Go out into the world oldfag. Your charge is over. We'll take care of the board now.

I would assume they don't view at sexual but still don't enjoy it. One of you cucks posted this yesterday, and I ask you, does the fish seem turned on or just frustrated?

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Then ill go about educating it on reproductive etiquette only to violate it upon graduation day. And if it cant swallow, what evolutionary worth did it really have after all?

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There is more to this vid and if you see the rest you'd know why its b&

that's not rape, that's trolling a fish with you dick

Oh I retired years ago. I don't even know the nowadays Yea Forums very well. I've got a very demanding job and a gf I'm very in love with. I'll always come back here though. You fucking cunts just make me happy for some reason

This guy gets it. He's making the fish angry

Kek what the actual fuck?

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baldfag asked, I delivered. His concept is now null. The fish is pissed off but not violated.

Good on you user. Yea Forums has changed quite a lot no? Most of the old guard has left. Our board is still surviving somehow. I guess it is true, only Yea Forums can destroy Yea Forums

We (or should I say you) have a monopoly on honesty. As long as reality is censored everywhere else Yea Forums has a future. If that's true, My fucking grand kids will post ass threads and roll dubs