>walk into kitchen
>see this
>wat do
Walk into kitchen
Landon Baker
Nolan Myers
Put it in the smoker
Noah Mitchell
Get that stuffing ready, I'm going in DEEP!!!
Nicholas Peterson
Parker Ward
>heat oven to 325 degrees
>rub butter all over bird
>put bird in broiling pan
>cover with tin foil tent
>bake for 45-50 minutes
>during that time, make some prepare some fresh broccoli, blanched with garlic, salt & pepper
>make rice
>when bird is done, have dinner
>belch
>1.5 days later, take a nice, steamy, stinky shit
John Reed
incel detected
Christian Russell
You only shit once in a day and a half? You need more fiber in your diet.
Sebastian Diaz
I think you’ll find that women appreciate a man who can cook them a meal from scratch without the aid of a recipe or any other instructions. I’m not the user you relied to but I can guarandamntee that is no incel. In fact, I’m pretty sure you are if cooking a meal for oneself implies he is not respected by women. That fella gets all the pussy I bet.
Dylan Kelly
8uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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Evan Harris
Yell at the wife about how it's sitting out in the open not already in the oven then put the fucking thing in there myself because she's a lazy POS that would rather be fucking around on tic tok all god damn day
>reeeeeeeee