Cracks open a bang's root beer

>Takes sip of Bangs
>Ahhhhhh just gonna ride the ol JD tractor
>Mow my lawn
>Wax muh truck
>Hit up the local bars and tell the women they’re looking fine

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>Starts vacuum
VVVVVVVVHIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRR
NOOOOOOOOOO IT'S SATURDAY MORNING
>Opens a can of Diet Coke
VVVVVVVVHHIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
MOM STOP I'M TRYING TO SLEEP
>Takes a sip
VVVVVVVVHHHHIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
PLEASE
>Gets vacuum stuck on a loose thread
VVVVVVVHHHHIIIIRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNRRRRMMMMMRRRRRNNRRRMMMMMNNNRRRR
NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>"You better get up and help your father!"

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none of this matters

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>Bangs

Way to fail the children again American school system

> Bangs
Lmao

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Serious question: which age makes you unquestionably a boomer?

hey boomer bro
just drinking an orange monster ultra zero
that first sip of the day amirite

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It's not an age any longer, it's a state of mind.

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30 year olds are millenials now.

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The thing I don't get is WHY do they mow early like at 10am when people are trying to sleep?

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ha faggot.

Boomers were born between 1946 and 1964, so the youngest ones are 54-55 right now, with most of them in their 60s and 70s.

Because morning is the coolest time to do yard work?
It's bright but the sun hasn't warmed the air yet.
Mid day it's roasting. And evening it's hot but no light.

Anything over 27.

That makes me GenX. I also hate niggers.

I'm 26 and absolute 100% a 30 year old boomer.

easy, sun's not out yet and it's not too hot out. and it's better to just get it done with so you have the rest of the day to fuck around. you don't like waking up at 10AM like the rest of the civilized world? maybe don't stay up until 9AM next time.

Nigger plz. 27 is millennial or maybe GenX

This is one of the most boomerest posts I've ever read.

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>I also hate niggers
That just makes you human.

Same reason Mexican boomers are operating pneumatic nail guns at 5AM.

Also, why does the alarm say Sat on it? Wouldn't the little zoomer just use his phone as an alarm?

so do it after dinner you old fuck

wow a boomer post in a boomer thread, inconceivable
how could this possibly have happened

>double dubs
>GARE-awn-TEEEE'd replies

What do I win?

Confirmed:

Anyone who thinks they deserve shit because they were duped into fighting a war for the worlds .01% is a boomer.

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>27
>gen x
how retarded are you?

can't, too busy fucking your mom.

>Do yard work after dinner
>Hot as fuck
>Suns down
>Mosquitoes are out
>Exercise wakes you up for 6+ hours afterwards.
Yeah nah cunt.

Nah, I start to fade after 6. Ain't got the energy I used ta'.

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27 is solid millennial.
GenX goes from 1965 to 1981. Youngest GenXers are 37-38 now.
Millennial is from 1982 to 2000.

calm down seething boomer, what are you doing here anyway?

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Annnnnnnd you just learned what baiting is, congratulations.

what the hell, why is it spelled bangs on the can then?

you and i both know he's never done a day of yard work in his life. probably makes his elderly dad take care of it while he plays fortnite.

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Someone please explain the writing on his arm here

I start the lawn at 9 just to piss off the my millennial POS stepson who won't fucking move out.

>"seething"
you kids are triggered too easily these days, damn

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Boomer is just newspeak for OldFag.

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Aaand everything is bait here you stupid faggot congratulations.

literally just had one of these. the memes are starting to blend into my reality

kek

Hitler did nothing wrong.

>EVERYONE OLDER THAN ME IS A BOOMER AND THE WORLD IS BAD AND IT'S THEIR FAULT WHERE'S MY SAFE SPACE WAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!

I'm the 40+yo GenXer, you flaky little bitch. We built your goddamned internet. We have one foot in the analog and one foot in the digital.
I can skin a deer, rebuild an engine, get a database into third normal form, hack together disparate pieces of back end server technology with a patchwork of PHP, Python, and Perl, and I can do that all by 5PM.
By 9PM I will have already fucked your mom.
Twice.

I was in a mosh pit while you were being conceived. I can STILL hold my own in the mosh pit even now while your scrawny little ass is standing there, arms folded, nodding gently to the band, or face glued to your phone built via Chinese wage slaves, surfing the internet that MY generation helped build.

And you know what makes me and my generation special?

Nothing. Not a goddamned thing.

Because we were bitching about the boomers before it was #trending. Many of them were the hippies that their own parents and grandparents complained about. They were the snowflakes of their era.

You were in an accident and have been in a coma for seventeen years. We know you're still in there. We're trying a new method of communication. We're not sure where this message will show up in your dream. But please try to remember. Please wake up.

Humanity doesn't change. If you get up off your ass and do shit instead of complaining about getting triggered, and running off to your little hugboxes and safe spaces, you too can build a life that the next generation or two will claim you somehow stole from them.

And you'll laugh in their faces as well, or you'll shake your cane at them and scream for them to get off your lawn.

Anyway, I gotta get back to work. Stay thirsty, junior. ;-)

Please wake up.

>annnnnnd
Verbalize this. How would this sound?

Invented in Louisiana. Yeah boy. Other states ain't got shit on us.

>"I-I didn't fall for it! YOU fell for it! w-we're all being trolled not just me!"
lmao

>trying this hard

>no u

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Check, check, BOOM!

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>trying this hard

Well, if we work to get rid of Federal Loans for Education. The Tuition will drop back down to where it can be paid through a minimum wage job.

Barg's tastes like shit. Drink A&W or GTFO

>won't fucking move out

>what is eviction?

whatever helps you sleep at night lol

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Can you not read cursive?

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>trying this hard

Gimme fu, gimme fah, gimme dabijabizah!

>bargs

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Need his mom to sign off on that. Don't worry, she's close to doing just that.

Yeah googling "Bangs" and then screenshotting is super hard.

Real Boomers are zionist cucks and sold our futures without eyeing at the price.
30 year old boomers are just mature doomerbloomers really.

Make sure you tell them to smile more too. LMAO

College ain't fuck. Get a tech degree. The trades pay better anyway.

>trying this hard

When your entire state is made out of shit and swamp that all kinds of fucked up creatures fuck in 24/7, you wouldn't notice if I shit on it.

30 is GenX.

Who is Vevo? Is that some new band?

Who is Vevo? Is that some old band?

>trying this hard

Vevo is Youtube with Aids.

It says SLEEVE... Which is meant to convey that he has a Sleeve Tattoo. A style of Tattoo that covers most of the arm. Like a Sleeve.

Post it again stupid.

>my wife's son

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no

There's a distinction between Boomers and 30 year old Boomers you retard.
The generation we call 30 year old boomers were called e-boomers before.

Also in 2019 30 is gen y "Millennial".

Why? I already posted it once.

Boomers love Q because all Q talks about is
>trust Trump, just sit back and relax everything’s in control and you’re going to be OK because ‘you’re in the know.’
>sit back and relax, Trump’s got this! WWG1WGA
it’s like boomer cocaine.

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Oh God Help us with the Gen X Politicians. They think they know everything.

fuck you and your shitty meme its barqs

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Post more shit we don’t care about faggot.

>The entire state
Are you mentally retarded? I've lived in both halves of the state. the northern half is just a bunch of fucking trees. Where I live may be swamp, but you're just mad you're too much of a pussy to survive here.

it's barg's

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... What's happening?

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Bad shoop is bad.

>he said
>comparing to a bunch of kids on Yea Forums
The term for this is 'has-been', if it weren't just bait

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You exist.

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No. We're Gen Y Xenial What ever the fuck flavor of the month name they come up with next.

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ITT faggots who will never achieve anything.

Clearly you care faggot what with all the replies.

because people on Yea Forums for any reason are destined for greatness

In a way you're right. But as a Thirty Year Old Boomer I accept that Q is nothing more than a Psychic Parlor Trick .

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Accidents happen sometimes.

Probably some kind of shitty “tribal” pattern as seen on GenXers.
Source: am GenX, and saw those horrible things every fucking day for 20 years. Always thought they were shitty and so glad to see them falling out of fashion.

It’s not 2007 anymore, Grandpa. 30 years ago was 1989.

>trying this hard

Hoooo.. That Pokey Man is of the Devil. Better burn your Red Pokey Man Nintendo Cartridges.

Well some of us are accomplished murderers and that should count for something. Back in my day we celebrated our Cereal Killers and they weren't all faggot kids either.

I really hate that fucking overlap we have with Gen-X.

*barqs
ftfy

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Beu fucking heu heu heu

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Fuck off Randy

you can still do that now 0/10

I saw Star Wars, The Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi in the theater...

That picture looks like it's from the eighties and there was no draft in the eighties. It was an era of safe sex and just say no to drugs.

Kek
"just be confident"

Facts don't matter to Zoomers. The only absolutes they deal in are their feelings.

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>just say no to drugs
That is why the 80's are know for their cocaine fueled drug parties.

Just like how fire "fighters" go "fight" wildfires, yet they rage on for weeks. Clearly it's the fault of these so-called fire "fighters".

Same thing with the "just say no" campaign. It clearly was directly responsible for coke parties in the 80s.

Nice b8m8r888

What are you on about retard?
Everyone knows that in the 80's in most 1st world countries there were more than plenty of cocaine parties.

>being this fucking dumb

Low quality bait.

Are you.......... impaired....... in some way?

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