Why don’t you have a gf you pathetic loser?

Why don’t you have a gf you pathetic loser?

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>because i spend 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, sitting at home alone on Yea Forums, jerking off in facebook-fap threads

Because it makes my wife mad

I’m 5’0” and 150 lbs. I would have to have no standards, and I’d rather be alone than do worse than a Lena Dunham.

Pathetic beta

I do, but you don't know her. She goes to school in Canada, I swear

Because being alone beats the ever living shit out of listening to constant nagging and bitching.

I do actually. I found a submissive girl that relies on me for emotional support. She does anything I say and goes with anything I want her to. I help her with her feelings and we are happy and monogamous. Girls like guys that can help them.

So you're taking advantage of her

>no gf = loser
Well kid, I'm almost 50 and I've had more girlfriends and sluts than I can count. I don't need a girlfriend to validate me as a person, in fact women tend to want to try and make men feel invalid, I much prefer living my life as I please then just going out to a pub when I have an itch and snag some split-tail. In all honesty, it is you who are the loser OP as you find no value in simply being yourself

Most girls just want a dude that's gonna act like a man
Shut the fuck up you nutless feminist, she's getting what she needs, it's symbiosis

tourettes and autism

Because I've never met any I like as a person who is also physically attractive to me. Also, because girls that are into the same things as me are rare and usually not single.

I miss being single. When she says she not in th mood. You be jerking. Tinder with a house and bed got you as much sex as you wanted.

Because women are scum.

That's were you're wrong.

Is she hot tho? Anyone could date a needy fat bitch

my freaking wife won't let me

I had multiple "gf".
All the women I met are dumb left-winged retards.

That looks my sister.
She doing good these days?

Woman don't like me because I'm a manlet

because she broke up with me over me fucking her sister

What's the story behind that gamble?

Imagine needing to have a girlfriend to stop thinking of yourself as a loser. Haha OP, loser.

This, tbh

her adopted sister comes has a terrible backstory. she likes to wear booty shorts because she knows i look and she likes the attention. she started sitting on my lap one day and after a few days i took it to the next level.

fucking interesting to say the least

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Its funny how quick that transitions.
I would ask if your with her but that goes against the post subject.

yeah, it went from 0 to hero real quick
no, i'm not with the sister

Heheh, I had the same situation. I snitched out the stepsister though.
Surprisingly my girlfriend is still friends with her. We all still go out together.

Having a gf means too much responsability fuck that id much rather have a fuck buddy, its like a dream of mine. How do i score a fuck buddy without no bullshit relationships Yea Forumsros? Im 6'3, pretty face, skinnyfag but broad shoulders so it doesnt show

doubt
show bod/face, need to determine that youre not a ugly fuck

Too much time/effort/money.

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im used to being single. i also forgot how to talk to people.

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Hell no phaggot im not posting pics of me so you fat gay fucks could jerk off to my european body. Give advice

No one gives a shit if it's European or made In China.
You want advice we can give you it but no pic doesn't help.

So you really want to jerk off to me

Monogamy is for pathetic losers. You're telling the world you're too scared to be alone so your willing to subject yourself to emotional terrorism. If you're a real alpha you fuck randoms and do your own thing as nature intended.

Post her tits you fedora tipping bitch tits

Now we know why he doesnt have a gf
FUGLY
NEXT

Dont tempt me u cont. I swear im what im saying i am ive had people rate me on here before. There were too many faggots so no fuck posting pics just give ADVICE or fuck off

Hell naw
If I wanna get off ill go look at porn or something I don't need you for that.

Even with girls who had a crush on me I could never get the courage to ask her and slowly over time the spark between us dies.
In the back of my mind i feel when they do get to know me more as a bf they will see me for what i am. A sad sack of shit.
Even if things with them work out theyll be stuck w me for their life when they might meet like a billionaire or cure cancer if they werent stuck with me.

You're being too emotional thats why you cant keep a relationship. Women would almost always go for the guy that treats them like ahit. Im saying you should do exacly that but being too attached eventually results in a onesided relationship. Change your ways