Time for our daily femanon Q&A thread

Time for our daily femanon Q&A thread

You got the Qs and they got the As!

As always tits not required but encouraged

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Can fucking a vagina fast time-dilate my dick back to it's babydick stage?

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No user. No.

Bump

tits and/or vag should be required with the answer for source reliability

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muscles or no muscles?

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What u usually imagine while mastrubating

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You sound like you smoke 2 packs of cigarettes a day.

How old u were when u watch ur first porn and how did u find out what it is

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How the fuck do I tell if she's actually interested or just acting friendly?

Why are lady shitholes put so close to their goobox? Are there corrective surgeries to move a shitter up near the waist so their sinful effluences can't mix?

Whats ur thoughts on Yea Forums as a female

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Just the way it is. It sucks

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M with female gf wild i know, generally are whamen sexual fiends? Ive sexualized almost everything in my life and i think my gf does but shes repressed and only hints at it and hides. As a fem user what would i say that cuts thru the bs

Go away you attention whore.

From guy to guy here, you wanna make her cum? You need to tease her, don't go near that clit for about 10 minutes, remember they're wired differently to us so jumping right at the clit is just going to have the opposite effect that you want, start out kissing work your way down slowly, kiss her neck, nibble her ear lobe, softly tease her tits keep working down to the pubic bone but when you get to the pussy skip right over it, go down to the inner thighs ad work your way up but when you get to the pussy skip over it again, go back up to the neck and repeat what you just did, except when your working you way up this time go for the pussy but not the clit, lick upwards but go left or right before you reach the clit do this for a small bit then she'll usually be ready for it, don't go at it like a Rottweiler eating a bowl of oatmeal, consistency is key here use light pressure and stay at a steady speed, if she says right there stay at that speed and pressure for fuck sake do not change it no matter how much you want too, this has worked for me 99% of the times, I obviously glossed over some stuff cause this is already a novel but it's the general idea, God speed lads

You sound like a 30-40yo that smokes cigs. Growing up with trash lowkey me wanna fuck you

There are girls on the Internet? Holy shit

Will u meet any of us outside of Yea Forums

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As a man of Yea Forums the first thing i learned as a non beta was to make a bitch cum. I liken it to the us developing nukes, it was something rare but i put every dollar and brain cell into it, now i say im sexualy decent due to the fact that on average i cum less than my partner

Nah I'm good.
This isn't for attention.
Just some advice giving.

....surprise...?

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Does poop get on to your vag?

Will u fuck a nigger?

whats the best way to ask a girl out?

also, how are your dogs?

Fuck me you have good points. I agree, but as i get older and really get to the breeding stage of my life i honestly look for good genes, fuck me but i want my kids being the conquerors of worlds and all that good stuff, my bitch (she approves) has better genes than me. One think my honk father told me is look at their mother itll give you a decent idea of a chickas potental. I personally use the whole fam. This makes me sound wayy smarter than i am btw, the general thing is i look for a gud bitch to nut in

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Never. Absolutely disgusting.

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I fought hard not to finish that with "shootin some b-ball outside of the school" because I knew that would have been dorky as fuck

Where should i take her on the first date?

How many men have came inside your cunt?

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How do you stop a relationship from becoming stagnant and boring?

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Well I've had 13 men all together but I'd say maybe about maybe 9 of them have came inside?

You are right, i miss spoke my sister is nothing like my mom. But in physical characteristics it is more true. Personally im the black sheep of the family.

As a prideful lil bitch thats good sister

>How do you stop a relationship from becoming stagnant and boring?
Bump

Team building act. Is it that hard, i try not to thunk im special but fuck really?

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what type of device do you use to access Yea Forums and vocaroo?

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I hate niggers, what about you ?

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Same user. Same

Anna here. Probably can’t answer super regularly because work, but here goes.

What...?

No muscles for me.

Pic related, on top of me, my arms wrapped around him.

I was probably 16, I went to watch a tape and my father had left a Color Climax vhs in the player. He was at work and I was home alone sulking. I had already had sex, so I knew what it was, but it was interesting to see it a those angles, ha.

Does she make long, continuous eye contact? Does she make excuses to be around you?

I can’t imag where it would be anywhere else logically, and it sucks.

Yea Forums is Yea Forums, I feel like it’s somewhere I can belong and not be the weirdest person in the room.

Depends, some women are very sexual beings, some are not, it’s all depending on the woman.

Probably not, it would potentially compromise my whole way of life.

No, you whipe front to back.

No, I’m not into that, never will be.

The movies, the zoo, a museum, all of those are fun places to me at least.


~Anna~

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more tech savy then me. I'm an old white guy and do everything on a computer

Either my iphone, my home computer (iMac OS X), or my work computer (Windows 8, ugh). Rarely my laptop which is a iBook OS9 dinosaur.

Can’t say they’re too high up on my list.

~Anna~

Tell me about the Jews

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Gay

Are you bi ?

LOL women have vaginas men have dicks and some retards just snip theirs to look like the others

They helped to kill Papa.

No, I score maybe a 2 on the Kinsey scale, so slightly less than straight.

~Anna~

As a man in Yea Forums the first thing I learned when I became a non beta was to not fucking care if she comes or not, for the most part. It’s like a power struggle with her...she likes to get me off and get creampied. So I stopped apologizing every time I came, started getting into pounding her, and she started to get in top and ride me more so that she can get off. When she’s trying to get off, she’s not performing some kind of voodoo pussy magic that breaks me, so it’s easier for me to focus and just fuck. And as a bonus, since I’ve stopped being a goddamn beta she’s leaned into it. Feels good when your woman sticks her fat ass in the air, and you know that what she wants is for you to take what you want.

Not knocking your stance though. Everyone’s got ‘me, and it’s a free country.

Are you going to stage your death again any time soon?

You need help milf tits

No, if I decide to die I’m actually going to die, but I doubt I’ll come to Yea Forums with such an announcement outside of ‘going away’.

~Anna~

Well, /adv/ talked me into a therapist, but it ain’t helping much. Told myself I’d give it six months, then a year...At first the meds and talking about things seemed to help, but ultimately it doesn’t change things. He’s still gone, I’m still here.

~Anna~

Don't you have a husband?

No, the man who would have been my husband is dead. It’s a long story.

~Anna~

It’s never too late to learn user, I’m a 46 year old white lady who seems to manage.

~Anna~

I thought you were larping about him there's no way you're that messed up

You've told us you smoked since you were a teenager before? I don't get it why make these threads if you're just lying about everything you say?

When did you suck a cock last

I wish I wasn’t, ha. But that’s life, and life unfortunately goes on without us, so I’m stuck here to cry in my cereal.

That would have been in 1988.

~Anna~

Bitch you're lying

you sound hot can you say to me that everything is gonna workout in the end.

I wish I was honestly. It would make things so much easier on me.

Thanks, I can say it, but can’t honestly say that I mean it, but ok. Everything is going to work out in the end.

~Anna~

Who would in a fight you or vchan?

I don’t really have any desire to fight Vchan, but if I had to pick probably her, I mean, she’s got a little less age on her so her reflexes are probably a lot better, ha!

~Anna~

Annas that sweet grandma that secretly masturbates to trap porn

Not really

RIP VCHAN

There is no other reason to browse this board

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You know I wonder if I’d be a grandma now, my son would have been turning 30 this year so it’s a possibility...And traps aren’t really my thing, I prefer loli out of anything on Yea Forums.

~Anna~

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Post gmilf tits

Do you have an innies or outie pussy

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You sound kind of like Vchan

I thought it too but Anna isn't raspy

She never said that

That's not Anna you tards

I know, but it sounds like Vchan.

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I've been sleeping lol

I discovered porn looking through my moms closet and finding these mail to order porno DVDs mags in there. There was some freaky stuff in there too, well, 'freaky' for a 7 year old girl to come across. Thats how I found out what it was but I didn't start masturbating until I'd say about 9 or 10, I used my stuffed animals at first and I really didn't know what I was doing. I mean it felt pleasurable,but I didn't think of it as masturbating.

Therapy/Med guy again. I talked here about a friend that i got a crush on asking what i should do for the past couple days. I actually told her how i felt. She didn't share the feelings, saying the usual only a friend.

The thing is she way she said it makes me question. She said "at the time can only think of me as a friend" and "for no only friends." It just makes me question if she is just being nice in saying no, or if she is like leaving the possibility open. Plus she has been almost seeking me out and trying to talk to me more. Know no one can really know for sure, but just any insight or opinions.

I was talking to a mutual friend before telling her and they said "she is currently infatuated in someone else." because i was telling them how i felt and how it was really messing me up.
I'm just not sure because of how she said it, and messaging me first, calling me, and just stuff like that. She is super nice, sweet, and kind all around so i dont think she would actively drag me along on purpose as a second option. Maybe she is just trying to make sure im ok. I told her i was ok after she said no and made sure she knew i was ok.

How did you learn the proper way to pleasure yourself?

What the fuck did you just say you racist piece of shit?

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Am i going to pass my exam on monday?

I'll be waiting for ya'll in the land of peace my time here is done... I love you guys please don't miss me too much

Why are you such an attention whore?

Signs point to yes

How would you know? Have you been in every thread? She definitely said it in a thread a while ago. This the problem with women they lie like it's nothing

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~anna~here, I can't stop attention whoring even though I'm a gay black dude.

She want attention

Attention whores my dude

out of all the places to attention whore though

Should I get a brown or black leather jacket?

neither you mong
who the fuck wears leather

That sounds ominous :/

I'm not

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I never said it

Women will go to hell & back just to get 5 minutes of fame worth of attention if desperate enough

guess you're right user

This isnt just your guys club lol
Been here since 04.

Black!

Yooo wtf is that thing??? It looks like an empty eye socket.

Sadly

LMFAO I hope to all hell that this is the friend of Anna or whoever that user is it'd be priceless

I have a knock knock joke for you but you have to start it

That guy doesn't show up until night

I'm not listening you maybe people would like you if you were genuine

nobody cares. kys you fucking degenerated whore

I'm very genuine.

Nice attempt at lying about lying though user lol

Sorry, but can anyone give any insight or opinions on this?

Come in

So I smash yes?

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Let me guess
"Knock knock"

"Hurrr no body cares"

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guys listen to me i am a girl pleaseee

Obviously you are or you wouldn't post this attention seeking behavior every few days.

Did somebody order pizza?

You sound hot, got a kik cutie?

Why are there Scotches on Yea Forums?

She can't compete with Instagram thots lmao

im welsh

Yes

you may have tits but i have a funny accent
consider your thread derailed e-thots

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You sound like meg from family guy when you laugh

how did you know i was gay

It's the same "femanons" every thread boring as hell at this point

I always know

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I hereby dedicate this song to these attention seeking e-thoting femanons

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Classic symptoms of an attention whore. Also put down the Virginia Slim's honey,you sound raspy

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love you guys posting titties btw

Well a few people say I sound like mila so I guess?

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Kek if this was really a femanon where's the funbags at?

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This now a male ama.
Leave or your an attention whor

I dont know i dont really hear it, can you say "communism has never been tried properly" for better reference

hey. . . . . how are you?? haven't read your advice (shit) for a while.Seriously i mean that how are you???By the way i'm the (guy with 6 minimum) you know what i'm writing about

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what is your opinion when you see a guy has his underwear all wet from the precum and what if he is a premature ejaculator?
>asking for a friend

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You my good sir are doing what's right.

Hi,it's me Anna loves some nigger dick

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Lol

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thank you user
im fighting the good fight here

Are you gonna cry? Maybe piss and shit?
Maybe cum?

Whore no one cares. You smoked nigger dick. Now go back to instagram

Can you tell me to go fuck myself in that beautiful welsh accent?

Mind if I join you in the fight after all the more troops the better right?

big juicy black cock is my favorite cock fellow femanon

Annal?

Nah I'm good. You can go though if you want.

Let the zone take me if I am

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Sorry user

Hey Anna you stinky ass cunt diid you notice that how many people aren't posting voice replies because they're not looking for attention

why though you seem cool user :(
people be making sheep jokes at this point usually for real

count dankula....funny seeing you here

Lol

Niggers are disgusting so that's incorrect.

Still hard to tell try saying "ey waddup its ya booooiiii uh skinny penis"

The Welsh man is.

Guess hes an attention whore too

How much do you dislike niggers and race-mixing?

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ok i love you gamers but for real
for the last fucking time
wales and scotland are two different places

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That was fun

you sound like markus tho..

user you are a real g why dont you just say the dali lama is a right cunt

Try it again with more vim and vigor

>anna here

what do you think about this cock

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I have had a shota fetish as a kid, and i never got over it tho im a grown ass man, are you people okay with pedophilia if the perpetrator was a woman and the act was initiated by the kid?

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My name is Annally. I like the BBC!

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Lol nah I said it as best as I can Haha. I cant be much louder. Dont need people in the house hearing that lol

No not ok

You do realize the chick doing the vocaroos right now arent Anna right you dumb faggot?

List reasons?

The Welsh man...being so cool you are known on Yea Forums. Now go do your homework cause mommie has your tendies almost done and if your good you can stay up past 11!

i wish thats how my life was
wagecuckery isnt fun

Stop replying to yourself you miserable cunt lmao. Your never say that to a black man's face so shut your ugly mouth. We don't want you here stop trying to fit in. You literally fuck Mexicans they are worse then niggers

what does it smell like when you stick your fingers in your vagina

Ok ok just say one more thing for undenialable proof that you sound like mila kunis (or are mila kunis) i will use software to match the voice recongnition
Say "you dont use your hands in irish dancing because irish dancing was invented over 2000 years ago way before arms were even invented"

can we get more men voices in here please
feeling left out lads
where the gay homies at

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Jesus dude that sounds like no fun.

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dont bother with me,but how are you???

any of you guys excited for borderlands 3

Stfu loser. Just like you would never tell her this shit to her face.
You're a fucking hypocrite.

hey cunt,answer my question

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How fucking new are you that doesn't prove shit

Yes you stupid nigger. You're being trolledby me

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In my experience. If she was into you she'd be open to at the very least trying for a small date if anything. I feel like she worded it in a way of leaving that possibility open to just be nice. Not to mention that someone said the she is interested in someone else right now is a huge sign that she really doesn't see you in that light. If she is interested in anyway she's only interested in seeing you as a second rate option to whomever she's infatuated with at the moment, and that right there is grounds enough to just move on imo. But that's just my two cents

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ok well thats bull
im jacking it right now and the smell is far from 'maple'
more of a camembert smell

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>camemebert

the fuck is this

based thank you

I really enjoy being around her and spending time with her even just as a friend. How am i supposed to get rid of my feelings for her without spending less time with her as a friend? If she doesn't want anything more then i dont want to torture myself by overthinking everything she does that could possibly mean she is still giving me a chance.

proper creamy cheese

I got you mate no Yea Forumsro should have to fight alone

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>2004
doesnt have a computer
how did you browse
your story seems to be full of holes

reckon 'she' only has one hole
OI OI

She's been here since 2015 she used to post nudes all the time and post in all the face threads

KEK

I'll need to splash my pancakes to your pussy for verification

you know now that im thinking her accent sounds kinda ghetto maybe shes a nigger herself

sauce??

i guess the only way to prove this is to meet up and smell her pussy

She's far from being a dirty nog a soulless ginger yes nig no

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Yeah, it's extremely tough to completely get rid of those feelings all together. It does become much easier once you have the mindset of moving on and pursuing other women but even then you might have that thought about her come up once in awhile. It's best not to overthink things she does or says and just think about being her friend. Also there's not much room for her to give subtle hints about a relationship with you anymore if you logically look at it. You've already said how you feel and she's already given you an answer, why would she start hunting for you to express your interests again if you have already made your move. If she ever changes her mind she'll let you know it without much doubt at all.

Hinting*

curbstomp material right there

she could ruin your life by accusing you of sexual misconduct ,even if she "let" you smell it initially so I'd say its not worth finding out just go along with what she says like the rest of us

whaaaat yo mean pet cementery,no i'm just jokeing with you.
I like you,not in the way that i wanna be with you,i know that you know what am i try to wrote

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LMFAO that really made me laugh

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Hes lying user lol

a new development today. I think I know who she likes, and he just blocked her and apparently isnt talking to her. I'm just not sure because she seems like she is constantly coming to me, seeking me out, to talk, and play games with.

fuck look at all the vocaroos lads
damage control wee woo wee woo

Well that ain't happening lol

Whys the pic warped? Lol

I get you user. I get you.

? I'm just replying like I normally do

are you aware that these threads are cringy as fuck?

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fucking hell love
the navy could land an F-35 on your fucking forehead for real

Dont care

Are you aware nobody gives a single fuck what you have to say?

by the way if you get me,my name is the G.And yea you can't get me cause i'm the waaaay behind you

is that you?

Sounds like friend zone stuff just from what you wrote there. Depending on what the conversations are and how she acts around you would be more telling. But it sounds like you give her the attention she craves and also lend her an ear whenever she wants to talk about what's going on in her life without the burden of a sexual relationship. Aka "friendzone"

I have a prett average forehead. The
Lack of brows just makes it funny lol

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She was better before. here one pic I found her nipples are ugly

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but everyone wants to listen to some random bitch, be consistent nigger

Theres no nipple there you fucking fool

i dont
i want to listen to you guys

whos your favorite joestar vcahan?

fuck you (chad) motherfucker

Wew my eyebrow making skills were really shitty back then.
Looked like a chola wtf

Where the hell is Anna & the rest of the regular crew?

I dont know but they havent been here lately :(

so... let's say i trust you on the smell... what about the flavor?

so don't fucking say you're a femanon! oh wait a minute, all these threads are unfunny, mondaine and cringe so they only way you can get people to talk and to be heard is to play the sex card. you also break a sacred rule of Yea Forums daily with the "as always tits encouraged not required". you and your gang of attention whores make Yea Forums less fun to use

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To me it always just tasted slightly salty.

I did have one guy a long time ago say it tasted like oranges lol
Other than that ove never had any feedback on its taste lol


Well it's time for me to go! Gotta go shopping for the weekend!
It's been fun!

That’s not me.

By accident mostly.

I don’t like the way that sounds user...

I like black myself.

Someday.

I’m here, but today has been a difficult day honestly.

I’m not sure I understand that question.

~Anna~

>b
>fun
were you in a coma for 10 years or something?

gtfo of here normie

but now your fat and gross

Yeah that sounds pretty close. She's been having exams and she has been calling me before and after the exams just to talk about being nervous and stuff. so the attention she wants basically.

Around just me she's about the same around everyone else which is probably the most telling part. She's super nice, kind, sweet, talkative, and giggly around everyone. I just took her being like that around me as feelings and not just her personality. Probably because im 23, never been in a relationship and have little friends so any attention anyone gives me i take as affection not kindness.

It really is sad because she really seems perfect. All what i said, and shares just about every interest i have, plus she drags me into doing more stuff that i dont normally do with her. I'm grateful that she's my friend, but it doesnt change that it is sad that it's not going to be anything more.

Nah I've been the same weight for years lol

how is anything I said even remotely normie, yeah fuck off b8ing faggot... oh wait

I like sandnigger dick thank you.

Sure why not.

Huh? I haven’t done any vocaroo in this thread.

It looks like a turd.

No, I don’t think it’s ever ok.

Well, I’m assuming you’re asking what the room I’m in smells like when I put my fingers inside of myself, ha. My bedroom smells like a watermelon candle.

I was finishing up work.

~Anna~

hey Vchan whos your favorite jojo and why is it Jonathan?

Daddy is here for you

every day is a difficult day if you dont know how to make a showday.(in positive manners)

dude ni'm just joking when i said gfo of here,just dont take that seriously

oh I wasn't being seriously eh nevermind

I want Papa. I miss him so very much honestly.

I have good days and I have bad days, today is a bad one, but I’ll live, I always do unfortunately.

~Anna~

Go join this user in hell

Would you let Yea Forums run a train on you?

dream team will cheer you up

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Yeah, it's always sad and sucks but at the same time it's good to know that you tried and told her how you felt and know how she feels with little doubt. After awhile you get pretty good on picking up hints that someone is actually into after some experience with relationships in my experience. All I can say is to move on and keep trying with other people and you might even find someone that you like even more and she likes you back. At your age it's really just a game of chance. Eventually you'll find someone with mutual feelings. Get used to being rejected and bouncing back like nothing even happened.

Pls post boobs

Anna can i get any thoughts you have on my question here? Sorry its long and probably nothing you havent read before with nothing really to say.

it's just a normal faze you'll know that.Hey,how about that we are suddenly going to lick some icecream?How about that?

I’ve thought of it, seems tempting.

No, I’m celibate now.

Sure user.

It sounds to me like she isn’t interested, but genuinely cares about you as a person, which is a good thing. I know it probably hurts, I loved someone for years and years thinking that they no longer loved me. It’s like a stab through the heart really. If I could I’d give you a hug, life really sucks sometimes.

~Anna~

anna pls giv me head pats

Ice cream sounds nice, I like sea salt caramel, reminds me of when I was a kid and we had these yummy euro flavors. But unfortunately I’ve cream doesn’t change things, just take my mind off of them for awhile.

~Anna~

>celibate
>comes to a porn board

Sure user.
*pats head*

forget ice cream,why dont i just eat your ass instead

I dont go out and really meet new people, nor do i really have any personality it seems like. So why would anyone like me ever, and how would i even meet them?

This girl i met online, through a group of other online friends. I had to ask her in a message because i was to afraid to ask her in person. Im just a wimp and wont ever be loved.

That doesn’t mean I want to physically have sex with someone user, be realistic.

~Anna~

Blue skies, blue eyes
I wait for the day that the bullet flies
my body lies lifeless
to the clouds i go
with a smile on my face
now I'm finally in the right place

_S.D.

Biggest cock you've had?

I don’t know user, it’s been awhile since anything like that’s happened.

That’s a lovely poem SD, but a bit morbid no? You feeling alright?

~Anna~

Papas, it split me open and I bled for a while...
~Anna~

that looks like an ear

soundcloud.com/crazedh/buried-and-gone

Active /r9k/ server, no normalfags allowed:
discord
[lb]-l-I3I-l-[dl]
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How big?

i know that this will be hard question and i need to ask you that:do you have a friends or friend who will always support you know matter what are you mistaken or what have you done exactly in your life?excuse me for my bad english,i hope that you understand me

whos your favorite Jojo, mines Jonathan

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I could be better but at least I'm still alive for now...

why doesnt anna sit on my face

I think you're too caught up on this girl being you're only chance in a relationship because became good friends and she knows you. You got to know her and you'll get to know more people throughout your life as well. It's all about how you perceive yourself and your attitude towards things. And right now (sorry to be blunt) you have a shit attitude when it comes to yourself and your love life. If you don't like the fact that you don't go out because it hinders your chances of meeting people then just go out and stop whining and putting self doubt on yourself. I have the personality of a wall and I still get through to people and have relationships.

This is how I feel atm relates heavy af

I wish more men knew what you do. I have never orgasmed and never had a guy who cared about anything other than his orgasm.

>It sounds to me like she isn’t interested, but genuinely cares about you as a person, which is a good thing. I know it probably hurts, I loved someone for years and years thinking that they no longer loved me. It’s like a stab through the heart really. If I could I’d give you a hug, life really sucks sometimes.

All i could think to that is a bunch of overly negative things about myself. How im unloved and unwanted. How im just worthless and always feeling too much, how i wasted my life so far and how much im going to continue wasting it because im incapable of changing anything for the better.

opinion on the incel community?

Shut the fuck up

:(

>(sorry to be blunt) you have a shit attitude when it comes to yourself and your love life. If you don't like the fact that you don't go out because it hinders your chances of meeting people then just go out and stop whining and putting self doubt on yourself. I have the personality of a wall and I still get through to people and have relationships.

Being blunt is fine. I just dont have the ability to really go anywhere as i cant drive and everything i so far. Even if i did where would i go, what would i do there, what would i talk to who about? I just think its too hard for me to ever actually do. Im a failure as a human and i dont deserve to be happy because of it.

If I had to guess I’d say about 7inches long 6inches in circumference.

No, the closest I have to a friend irl is my landlord who I eat supper with sometimes. My mother lives half way across the world and my father is dead. I didn’t do anything particularly, but loving Papa (pic related) is a touchy subject in my country and if people knew about my past I’d be something of a pariah.

Don’t do anything stupid SD, we need you around here...

~Anna~

which number are you?

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I can't promise you anything but I'll try my damnedest not to

Because she lives pretty far away.

No, user, that’s not true. But I know the feeling, I think the same when something goes wrong in my life. Please just know that you matter, and your life has value. I’m glad to see you here anyway, know that you’re still here.

They’re kind of cringy.

10 or 20

Please, just try.

~Anna~

Nice voice. Post tits pls UwU

It's not as hard as it sounds. It takes practice just like developing a skill. I'm an introvert myself but I practiced in conversation with people and observed others until I got decent at it. Sounds like you might be struggling with depression and self worth which the best advice I can give for that is therapy. You might see it as pointless and nothing will ever change but having therapy and one on ones with a professional has changed my whole perspective on life. You have to be the one to work and be the change in your life to make decisions that will better you. Until you realize that and act on it nothing will change.

i can't belive that because my dad was gone (died)when i were 11.so in this false so called reality(life) i could understand you and i know you for that feelings about everything else.How is this world small i just wonder.

I'm sorry in advance if something ends up happening

who you think is worse,niggers or jews?

Sorry you lost your dad user, life isn’t fair, it’s difficult and lonelier than most of us could ever imagine.

~Anna~

I'm currently seeing a therapist once ever 2 weeks but i cant open up verbally at all so every session is extremely hard to get anything actually done. I wrote stuff down on how i felt once and just showed it to them, then they immediately recommended that i see a psychiatrist and try meds.

Stop this. What’s wrong?

~Anna~

Had to come back and respond to this one :)

It's not a matter of beleif.
A great man once said
"Once you've seen one pair of titties....you want to see the rest of them."