What is the worst thing you ever done, /b?

Fuck off and die, christfag.
You and your stupid book are worthless.
youtube.com/watch?v=t8roxM1k02g

moot pls ban this incel atheist

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I white-knighted on Yea Forums back in 2008 and regret it to this day. It was during one of the dating site raids. Some sad rando got dox’d and anons got ahold of his Facebook page and started making claims he was gonna an hero. I felt bad and contacted the family letting them know it wasnt real.

Newfag, plz.
Moot was fired in 2016.

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mods*

How about kys?

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I almost considered going to Church once.

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That smell, son.
You will not confuse it with anything.
Smell of christfag's butthurt.
I love this smell on my mornings.

You had the chance to an amazing life..

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>implying

I went to a kid trunks concert. I highly regret at 68 years old young.

This thread is about bad things faggot

pantsed a boy while he was talking to his crush at the pool
everyone saw either his white ass or his dick

Kek, this

post grandpucci

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Accidently set fire to a stack of hay bales, we ran & never got caught

I once had sex in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation.

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I once re-broadcasted a game with implied, oral consent of Major League Baseball.

Set a lot of leaves, bugs, sticks, a Confederate flag, and other things on fire with a magnifying glass when I was a kid

I once set so many leaves on fire that a column of smoke came up from it and set off a neighbor's smoke alarm lol

I tried to take off my baby sitters pants and panties while she struggled to keep them on. Also her shirt. We managed to get a layer of each of the was wearing shorts underneath and a tank top under her shirt. My brother and I tried to pin her down and do this because we were so curious about seeing a vagina and tits

I'm gonna kill for fun. No randoms just people who deserve it.

I gay

Dissolve bodied for cartel.
Sold nuclear "secrets" to iran & best korea.
Drive an American manufactured Mercedes.

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>Drive an American manufactured Mercedes.
You monster.

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i wish tell but dont

I accidentally helped someone online blackmail a girl I know

Not really too much, but a girl friend wrote a speach for me once that I really didn't care about. I just related it. On a technical note ,I never claimed it was mine and I was never asked about that. That was just high school shit. 99.9% of stuff that I did was my own, but once in a while I didn't want deal with it.

>implying any news not on b isnt fake news.

Once from time to time one can get a view of things that makes me not want to write, not being in HS anymore I get paid a lot of money to write, when I bother to do so.

I've had sexual relations with men

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Why bother. Just remember that as you grow older that there are many fish in the sea. There's no reason to get some criminal offense over some filthy fucking treacherous whoar. Let her die in the fire, don't be part of it.

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Drank a beer 7 years ago. I managed to escape the demon addiction and haven't touched a bad drug since, dodged a bullet there for sure. Praise the lord and saviour Jesus!

You're going to hell!
You'll eat hotpockets for eternity.

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I honestly didn't know what it was I was helping them do. The person claimed to be an old exgf of hers and I bought it, and they used me to build information and stuff on her

Take it as a learning experience. Perhaps next time you'll find a better one. I can only hope that for myself sometime and I don't know what I'm writing this is /b!?

Now would this consider to be worse, some 40+ yr old faggot was hitting on a friend of mine in NYC. We found out where he lived and launced firecrackers and bottle rockets and other assorted shit right under his door.
Needless to say he never hit on my friend or my sister again. The next stop in NYC would have been to inform friends who friends if you know what I mean.

Oh it gets worse user.
I can't help myself sometimes.
would you like to buy some time share real estate?

>time share real estate
Oh I'd love to, do you take Bitcoin alternatives?

Yes. Only xrp

That's pretty funny, some of those weirdo in Florida were bugging people me and my gf included. So we just went for the free shit.
No fucking way either of would buy into that crap.
They did give us a lot of free shit so just broght it back to our room on the beach.

I gave away free mp3 players.
I call them bot net eggs.

zimdollars or maybe venesualan currency.
One hundred trillion of that might be worth a penny here.

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That's nothing to be proud of when any little kid and their cat can do the same.
Just because you can do something doesn't mean you have to.
Perhaps you'll learn instead of trying to prove yourself to faggots that wear hoodies.

Your country is fucked because you have oil.
Get a fake address set up in the US/Canada. Do Mturk. It pays shit, by comparison decent wages for where you are.

Had to strip search boys at a detention center. They had to strip and show every part of their bodies, and at that age it can be humiliating to be seen naked like that.

I wear a hoodie.
Your kid and cat are broke as fuck though. Tell them to set up a shell corporation in Delaware and step up their game. Start filling frivolous method patents and start demanding royalties from fledgling companies who have the means to pay but not the millions it will take to fight a patent troll.

And yes. I do whatever i want because i can.

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No. If this in the USA we take USD. Not some bullshit bitcoin secured by nothing.

What makes you think that I haven't done that 20 years ago? A Delaware corp is cool since if need be I can take all offical titles myself. I'm not a fuckin' felon so I'm not prevented from making corporations.

What are you on about?
Are you hollaring at others because you were too stupid to copyright your own shit?
Don't be fuckin' daft!

I accept crypto.
ftm, nkn, btc, lend, dash, xmr, xtz, xrp, xlm, ada, ltc, ...

I honestly think eth and xlm, most alts are shit but harvesting losses is very important.

These:
Are the words of a broke ass wage slave

made love to school hamster

Good for you, I suspect that you also take cock up your ass.

Fuckin'a! Want a job?

You're confused likely because you assume too much.
I didn't say anything about copy rights.

To the words, no, it's someone who makes a shit load of money when I want to. If you call that a wage slave I'd like to hear your definition of it since I suspect that you're stupid and can't define it, you're just parroting someone elses term. Some faggot term.
Telll me, what does "wage slave" mean to you? Be honest if you can.

Decided that Im trans
Yeah...

Worst thing I've done is punched my mother in the face 5 to 10 times and threaten to shoot up my school. All in one day. Also told my mother face to face that I had fantasies to kill her and my brothers.

It is good for me.
You mad kid?

I suspect that you couldn't afford me and you'd rather hire 20 h1bs who still could do what I can do. That's you're curse.

Wage slave is when you make enough to get by but not enough to gain financial independence.
Comfortable enough to survive but not well off enough to succeed without a shit job.

If you're doing well and you're happy then congratulations user.
Good for you.

Did you change your genitals and stuff?

Perhaps you're the presumptuous one taking in h1bs instead of folk from the USA.
Maybe you're just a scumbag.

You'd be lucky to get someone like me to get anywhere close to you.
Do realize that because in your little mind you don't see the real picture.

Fingerd my sister and not fuck her even trough i could have but i did not have the balls she was 18 and i 14yo

You wrote it. I'm not defending what you wrote.

I know this may not be super relevant but this brought up some ugly memories and I need to vent a little. I'm a girl, when I was younger I'd been through a pretty traumatic incident, I wasn't handling it super well but I wasn't a risk to myself or others. My dad on the other hand figured instead of getting me a therapist or anything the solution was to say I was suicidal and put me in mental facility for a hold.

I'm a teenager at this point and was stripped naked in front of 3 men, who openly made sexual and lewd remarks. I (and others) were abused there frequently. We were often and excessively drugged up, and any attempts to report abuse were brushed off because, well, we were in here for mental reasons!

A 1 week hold was artificially extended by those there to nearly 2 months. The only reason I got out was because I ultimately managed to fake progress on a problem I didn't have when I came in (being suicidal) but sure as hell left with.

Yeah same here. Don't test care if your a fag or not. Didn't mean the fag in a offense style.

It's called not expecting anything from the government, I know that's complicated for you to realize but it is what it is.
Have you ever done something in your life where the "government" is not involved?
I suspect that the answer is no therefore making you fucking pathetic scumbag.

Been to a mental hospital before but isn't worse compared to your experience. Only been to a mental hospital a few weeks. So for checking myself naked was for one of my testicles looking wrong.

Did the lunatics take over the asylum?

Nah not really. Had a few crazy episodes bit not sure how everyone else's experience is.

youtube.com/watch?v=7aItpjF5vXc&list=RD7aItpjF5vXc
Mix - Fun Boy Three - The Lunatics Have Taken Over the Asylum

I can have a greentext of that pls

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same tho

Can't afford you... lmfao.
I rather not hire a mouthy cunt unless they make sense. Nothing against being disagreed with but if you cant support an argument with facts then just stfu.

My lowest paid help only makes 60k a year TO MOW MY FUCKING LAWN lol.
It is 15 acres to be fair but still.
Would you mow my lawn for $1800 for labor and $75 for fuel?

Talk all the shit you want kid. Your jimmies are rustled

I fucked FBI's boipuccccii

60k is a fair yearly wage talk.

but can you specify the amount of time involved to actually do the work?

if hes making 60k a year to 'mow your lawn' but it takes him 120 hours a week, id say hes getting the shaft.

>What is the worst thing you ever done, /b?
Found Yea Forums

i love to wear my stepmom's lingerie

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>too complicated for me to understand.
I understand i just don't care what some millennial thinks.

>scumbag.
Yes i am a scumbag. A wealthy self made scumbag with a violent criminal record and a history of drug use.

>Pathetic
Yep. Sure is pathetic being a self made millionaire who offered a stranger a job

i love sluts only

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Close to.
Being unable to have children, here I come!

Yeah moot definitely fired himself newfag

Cumming on my sister panties

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Larp

raped a girl, I was on the news for being at a klan rally, ended up on 10 tv, pretty cool tbh, gave a girl drugs that killed her, saw a woman leave her purse in a shopping cart and took it when she left, threw the purse with all her IDs and shit in the river, got away with all of it

Also larp

Quints of larp

ITT: faggy larp, dizzy daydreams and far out fantasies

Almost went to prison for having cheese pizza

Real or 2D?

I dont care if you believe me, but it was the first quint I ever rolled, the gods have spoken nigger

>i-i dont care if you b-believe me so i re-replied anyway, big n-number

On 2 separate occasions, 2 different girls I met on tinder got really drunk when they came over (both clearly had drinking problems, one was a 19 year old college student that gets black out drunk like 3-5 nights a week, the other was a 23 year old who recently crashed her car while drunk driving), so I gave them 100mg of Benadryl, telling them it was for nausea because I didn't want them throwing up in the car when I drive them home. Within an hour, they were both unconscious and minimally responsive.

Alcohol and Benadryl lads, it works well. Neither remembered a thing.

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nice bait, I doubt most people have done much more than feel guilty for looking at cp

actually, the worst thing I did, was not to anyone else, it was to myself and my family, I did heroin for 10 years

Nudes of sis?

>Quints of reveal

Witnessed

unless they are an insomniac and they just feel it for a minute, wake up and you get a rape charge, then you end up get fucked by niggers, straighten up user

How about some duct tape and a condom?

Newfags..

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been here since 2012 nice trips

Girls can't rape other girls

there are no girls here, nice try

I wore crocks once

People who mistreat the mentally ill and vulnerable like that belong on the gallows

if you dont belong in the gallows for it, is it even that bad?

I wore Crocks when they first came about in my late teen years, and got stung on the foot by a wasp while wearing them. Worthless things. Big kek is a store near me once tried to market them as rain boots.

When I was in fifth grade, there was an idiot kid who was held back a year. He was bigger than everyone else because of that and used to bully everyone, including me. On Halloween night while everyone was in costume and out trick or treating, I snuck up behind him and hit him in the back of the head with a brick and then took off. He was in the hospital for two days because they were worried about brain swelling but unfortunately, I only managed to give him a concussion. I was hoping I had killed him, but no such luck. They moved away over summer vacation.

In college, I used to jerk off into a cup and then pour it into my roommate's facial wash stuff that looked a lot like cum to begin with. He kept using it every day and I kept putting cum back in it every day or two. He was Chinese and a real piece of shit, and he ended up dropping out at the end of that semester, which I like to believe is because I kept fucking with him. I hate Chinese people.

People who don't eutuanise their mentally ill offspring don't belong in the gene pool

I wanted to be like lil pump and kid trunks. I got a bunch of face tattoos. I can't get hired everyone is racist and too over qualified

Never heard of chicks with dicks?

on Yea Forums? no fucking way

maybe stop being a nigger?

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120 hours a week?! Have you ever mowed a lawn son? The fuck did you use, a comb and scissors?

With a 21" push mower it would take about 17 hours per week, add 4 hours if they have to bag... Which would suck but still part time work for that much is a good deal...
He has a really nice commercial mower so it only takes 5-6 hours.

They mow between 27-32 times a week depending on weather. Prune shrubs 3 times a year. Rake leaves in the fall and again in the spring.

His 16 year old son did the snow removal this winter ( 90/hr for plow truck / 65 for shoveling flat rate). The kid will seriously show up at 3am and work his ass off before school.

I don't intentionally do it to mentally ill people and I try to be humane

Thanks user. I can't though. It will cost like 30-35 I to get them all removed

I just fucked my good friend/roommate behind my wife's back because of how toxic she's become and ended up telling her.

What I did was disgusting in concept, but to be honest I'm seeing it as I had no other way out. She would have manipulated me into coming back to her had I just asked for a break and I would have spent the next X amount of years with more breaking points, fighting, and generally just being romantically miserable.

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too much information

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Probably shoplifting. Not the compulsive kind either, went in with a plan and out with all kinds of stuff but mostly electronics. Never got caught, never will because I stopped a long time ago.

I've got a knife and bleach and charge $10/hour, any interest?

pfftt, I will fuck anything that will hold still long enough and my wife knows it, she knows its just another notch on the bed post lol

I've called the cops, enjoy your stay in prison user

That won't work. I was thinking lighting my face on fire then put it out real quick when it doesn't show.

Me and my brother used to suck eachother off

OK, but I think we can work something out here.. If you set your face on fire for a while I can come up and start slicing the black out of you while pouring bleach on the fire. Thoughts?

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Kek

I would message chicks from Brazil and other third world places and convince them to send me nudes and other stuff I rather not mention, while promising money. I ran into this one girl who’s mother and father had died and she raised the siblings by herself. Had her do a multitude of things for me and when she sent me her western union I just blocked her. Best way to get nudes imo. They’re so desperate to eat that they’ll do almost anything.

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That might work. You also have to put it out.

Wandered into Yea Forums

fucking kek

Which website did u use?

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They should have marketed them as contraceptives.

Well my wife, or ex-wife still new to me on that, isn't so open minded.

But good for you user, you fuck them bitches.

Facebook lol. Easiest place to find them. Just search people in Brazil and spam friend requests to as many as you can. Usually I scope them out and see which ones look poorer. Lmao.

Worst thing about the worst thing I (probably) ever did is I have no idea what I did.
I was friends with this chick from HS into uni. I blacked out a lot at uni. One time when I saw her I thought we were normal and her face went to horrified and she left the party. Continued to happen for years afterwards even after graduation. No idea what I did. Doubt I did anything sexual because I had a gf at the time and I've never cheated. Lost a friend and I still have no idea why.

I shoot my shot and it brick

Is it done in groups?

I try not to. It'd be even more embarrassing for them if they had to be naked in front of each other while exposing their intimate parts.

mines not open minded, she is stupid, find you a dummy user, win every argument, you just have to put up with the dumb shit they say, its a trade off

>if you know what I mean
i didn't understand a single sentence of this post. Are you high?

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that is a hell of a chode you got there...

I forced myself on every girlfriend i have ever had.
It started when my first girlfriend wouldn't let me fuck her inn the ass. So I took her ass by force.

I'm honestly shocked I haven't been accused of rape yet, considering how loud some of them have been.

Did any of them break up with you for it? cause if not, maybe you have just had the longest streak of girls with rape fettishes any man has ever seen

It honestly became my way of initiating breakups.
But a good number of them tried to make it work.

I'm going to marry the perfect woman in the fall.. She happens to be a masochist with a very strong rapefetish.
I get too do it more often and harder then ever now.

same i was locked in one of those mental wards for about 2 weeks i cant imagine 2 months, the way they are set up doesn't allow for any growth making people feel like prisoners for an illness. Honestly jail was a better experience for me than that bs

i hate brazillians