How can i become rich with little to no work

Na its not too much. Your check should cover. Cut on something you really dont need like smoking

i am more likely to get shocked by lightning than to win lottery jackpot

TDS

suck 100000 dicks for 10$ each
no need to thank me

Buy property and rent it to people

sell drugs. Dont get caught.
On a serious note: Go to garage sales. Resell on ebay. You can get old toys for like a dollar and sell them for 10 on ebay. Do this for a day and profit for the whole month. There are some nice videos on youtube on that. Ive done it myself its actually really easy but you wont sell everything right away just have patience.

you are more likely to die on the way to the lottery shop than to win. Let that sink in kek

>Be me, smoking weed.
>Mate comes over to smoke weed with me.
>Sell mate left over weed.
>Use money to buy more weed.
>Sell week to mates at a profit.
>Buy more weed.
>Sell more weed.
>Buy more weed.
>Sell more weed.
>But meth.
>Sell meth.
>Buy more meth.
>Sell more meth.
>Mates skanky meth sister can't afford to buy meth.
>Swap meth for pussy.
>Skanky sisters meth friends realise it's easier to trade pussy for meth than work for money and use money to buy meth.
>Buried in pussy.
>Run out of money.
>Can't buy meth.
>No meth, no pussy.
>No pussy, no joy in life.
>Smoke week to cope with depression.
>Mate comes over to smoke weed with me.
>Sell mate left over weed.
>Use money to buy more weed.

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ew meth pussy

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Work in the government.
>be me
>live in a country where you can be millionaire being politician
>Bottom text

drugs

>Rich
>No effort

Pick one. To get to the point of not having to do much work you have to put in a lot of initial hours and/or start up funding. You're talking years of work, and 10k+ start up funding minimum to start to path of earning more, assuming you're avoid shortcuts that are more hassle than they are worth (e.g. selling drugs).

If you're prepared to put in the initial work, that will require lots of research into your chosen scheme. Its all very well hearing an user say "buy/sell this thing" but you need to know the ins and outs of that market and weigh up the risks. After the research comes doing it you'll need to buy in whatever it is and that will require some money, which you'll need to work a regular job for.

The comes the selling. Leaving it on sites like Ebay and Amazon are okay but to make REAL money you can live off you need to actively be pushing your product. Phone calls to interested people/companies, which you'll have identified in your research. Out on the street or buying some real estate and selling out of a building. Speaking with website owners and asking for some advertising space - again this will come at cost to you.

You can probably see all of this is basically saying if you want to earn some side cash to your job its gonna be months of research and some loss before you bring in a couple of hundred extra bucks a month. If you want to be RICH its gonna take a lot more time and investment to get there. There is no shortcut unless you were
A) Born rich
B) Win the lump sum
C) Take illegal shortcuts you'll probably be caught for (unless you're really, REALLY smart, which will take effort anyways).

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Hit youre brakes infront of a clearly drunk driver or infront of a big corporations vehichle that everyone hates so the jurry sides with you in civil court when you sue.

Porn. Get your mom to do porn.

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kek

I wouldnt recommend trading for getting rich easy. Ive done it myself. You actually need time to learn how the market behaves. Its easy but time and money consuming. You WILL lose money before you start earning. Indicators are also more than often wrong and the market is mostly run by bots that can make decisions faster than you could ever do yourself. The only beginner friendly tip I can give is to invest in something that either gained or short something that lost continually over a longer period of time. For example see turkish lira. So the chance for the trend to actually continue is hight you know what I mean?

The simplest way I know is just to get a decent paying job, cut your expenses, and invest every dime into simple index funds.

Low effort, low risk, you're only limited by your ability to cut your costs.

this

hit the gym and become a boy toy for a rich woman

Be born into the capitalist class or accept their values and live your life as a miser always doing cost benfits of literally everything in your life. Also accept the view that everyone is out for your money and no one is your ally. Then enjoy the isolation and cash.

Lmao what happened?

when bitcoin crashed

Bitcoin is an asbolute scam. Anyone with an IQ over room temperature avoids bitcoin like the plague. Or it will leave you as it has left many others. Impoverished, homeless, broken.

Only idiots invest in crypto. AVOID CRYPTO.

He's just saying this because he wants it all to himself.

this
lol what a retard. Stop the FUD already.
Yeah sure when you buy at the all time high and invest everything you have then yes.
You know maybe dont invest in something you have no idea about and stop labeling it as a scam.
Look at the logarithmic scale (actual % not the price difference) of Bitcoin and say that again. The trend is clearly still increasing in value.
People like you piss me the fuck off (If you actually try to scare people away so you can buy more knowing the price will be back up again) If not you are truly stupid.

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that's clearly bitconnect which is a different cryptocurrency from bitcoin, it was run like a ponzi scheme instead of being open without company backing.

Learn how to make shitty hipster Photoshop "art".

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>hit the gym and become a boy toy for a rich woman
Me.

Shut up dude or the fagnormies will raise the price.

Nah you got it wrong

Bitconnect destroyed the lives of many people and so did bitcoin after the crash. You'v ebeen warned. Invest if you hate money.

twitch/youtube streamers seem to do alright if you have a personality.

Don't you think it is time for that already? BTC bottomed at 3k we are already in uptrend again since like 2 months now

Dude... no one here has personality. That's why we're here.

Still mad she lost, eh?

>meth pussy

Enjoy your AIDS bro.

its never time to stop fudding

It's hard not to be mad that something that's trying to be a "college" put an anthropomorphic pig anus in office and humiliated the already-dumbest country on the planet.

Oh for fuck's sake. What does it want now?

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>how can i become rich with little to no work
Have you tried not being poor?

ok Im sorry for being so aggressive. Took it too personally.

Come on, that was hilariously stupid no matter what side you're on.

Injury your BONES develop arthritis. Get prescribed Oxys. An 80 of Oxy (one pill) can sell for anywhere between 50 to as much as $100 (on the Indian reserves)

Buddy a mine gets 25 a day... another gets 10 a day... easy money but you do gotta deal with Junkies

So salty.

Classic

youtu.be/1kggRKf--Z0

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Not electing someone who heartlessly suppressed the voices of her husband's rape victims? Someone whose opinions on every major issue change with the voter base? Someone who laughed about and was proud to get a child rapist off when she was a lawyer? Someone who knowingly got US citizens murdered by terrorists, and then lied about it? That's stupid? I mean Trump is a blowhard, and not all that bright, but at least he's not completely morally cancerous.

I'm pretty bland honestly, I don't like salt.

>Not completely morally cancerous
Alright Trump Jr.

E commerce. Try fb marketing, that's pretty lucrative. You can make good money off people who just plane refuse to learn how to set a target demographic.

For example of how dumb business owners are, a client I couldn't sell was running FB ads targetting everyone. And when I said, no, you.have to find out who buys your service and refine it and target them, she said "but my business is for everyone!!!"

She actually refused to take my service over how offended she was I suggest her ads weren't working because they were targetting people she wanted to help instead of people who wanted her help.

You take over for people like that (she's a rare case. A lot will take your service), and you.take a commission or monthly fee. And it's so easy to drive them business you can charge a fuck tonne. They don't want to.see you go once they see your value.

Can you explain more?

>not a defense of Hillary

Yeah, better you don't even try.

>but at least he's not completely morally cancerous.
heh

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Oh no, I don't like Hillary either. I just think Trump is the equivalent of a muppet made of orphan foreskins and the nutflesh of homeless war veterans. It's like voting for a paraplegic war criminal that's also a mentally handicapped umbrella stand.

Yeah hereI've tried a hundred businesses and this is what worked. Mostly I learned marketing from the hundred other attempts so there's a bit to work on...

I take on clients in construction, because I work it and I have a winning demographic target that brings about a click through rate that's double industry standard expectation. My secret.

To build a website costs 2000 dollars. I get my clients by offering it to them for 200. Then I use wix which is drag and drop and does all the work for you. You can make a professional looking website in an hour. The 200 actually just covers the cost of going premium and getting to to do all your SEOs and registering the business in a thousand databases to find them easier. That parts not my forte, I'm working on it, but you can make a tonne of money doing SEOs as well (Google it).

My caveat is if they want that price they have to give me 5% commission on any gross income that comes as a result of the website (which will be 99% of their business after I start running ads, and I can track who called them or emailed them.)

It's a win-win for me and the client, because home renovation margins are high. A job could be 50,000. That nets me 2500, and the client will actually just hide my fee in the quote (this is very common practice). So actually *their* customer is paying me, not the contractor. I effectively cost them nothing at all, and bring them a tonne of business.

That's what makes it so easy. You're an easy sell, no one loses by having you, and it's super easy to design a Facebook ad campaign that'll bring in calls and leads.

Forgot to mention.
It's pretty much set and forget. Once the website is up and the ads are running your work is done.
Gotta check in now and then and make sure no weird updates happened that made the website buggy, and that the website is still generating traffic and callling at the same rate.

>but at least he's not completely morally cancerous
Yea..... about that....

You do know Jeffrey Epstein was connected to the Clintons as well, right? Also, how many false claims does Trump have to beat before you desperate leftists start to question them?

She was a piece of shit and no one disagrees... Part of why she lost is that democratic voters turnout lagged over her. Thise that did vote were voting against trump. Having said all that, like half of what you say here is blown way the fuck out of proportion.

The "laugh" was more of a "oh fuck this again" knee jerk reaction to what was very obviously a loaded question and Benghazi is a goddamn meme.

The opinions change with voters thing is not incredibly uncommon at all in politics..
With trump his opinions change with the day of the week, and not by any plan or design, he just talks a fuck tonne..

I been given the unique opportunity of dating a 3/10 young nurse that´s currently taking care of some rich bastards that are loaded.

I honestly could go out with something like an 8/10 without issue... but I´m currently just staying at her place and mooching off of her, hahaha.

Lol I did know that. Because when a republican was caught involved in a child pedo ring for news literally ran the headline "Clinton used known pedophiles jet more than we thought" instead of just reporting a republican (by name even) was child trafficking.

>False claims
Dude trump is the king of false claims. There isn't even method to his madness he just rambles about whatever he thinks in the moment or fox and friends said that morning.

Nothing wrong with that.

Where would you find one? I'm pretty attractive and have a nice penis, but no idea where to even find a woman like that.

Well that's fair, and I've never been a Trump supporter, just to be clear. The problem is, when Republicans tried to run relatively normal candidates like Romney or McCain, they were treated basically the same as Trump. Gavin McInnes said it best

>You forced us to go with Rodney Dangerfield from caddyshack.

be a furry artist

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She makes thousands a week, I should probably be ashamed of this, hahaha.

Just, go out into the world and look for one... There´s also personal ads in some dating sites.

Fucking kudos to you for earning the first Yea Forums Trophy Of Non-Confrontational Political Discussion, dude.

But yeah, I think we can all agree the system's fucked and we're all boned, so let's jerk off, play Isaac, and wait for the end.

Damn I would actually consider that for this kind of money. Im a good artist but hate furries tho. Absolutely degenerate. Do you know what other nsfw artists make on patreon? Like the non furry ones

There's not actually anything wrong with furries that isn't wrong with any other person. Grow up and get out there to make some dosh, or stay poor. Your choice.

The laugh I'm referring to is the one where she says her client (a child rapist) passed a lie detector test. She joked that she lost faith in lie detectors. So she kept him as a client, and got him off easy, even though she KNEW he raped a child. I don't think that's blown out of proportion.

Lie detectors? You mean those things that pick up lies in plants? Right.

Easiest way to become rich
Be a woman, marry a rich guy.

the richest woman in the world is the wife of jeff bazos because they got divorced.

I don't think so man...
I'm left leaning from left circles and all but almost no one hated John McCain. There was an sjw in my list who screamed a fair amount about some dumb shit he did but he was a good man and commanded a lot of respect

I fucking loved this.. remember when politics was like this? Listen to that crowd boo him saying not to be scared of Obama too. Fuck.

youtu.be/JIjenjANqAk

>Rodney Dangerfield from caddyshack.
Rodney's character from Caddyshack was a successful real estate developer. Dump is just a conman.

That doesn't sound too bad, actually. We're all gonna die someday anyway, who gives a shit if the world ends at the same time?

theirs a lot

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>furries
It's a sex fetish for gay virgins. Everything is wrong with it.

Fuck yeah. Brimstone time baby, let's get that game-end.

$30k a month doesn't sound like gay virgin money to me, mate.

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Oh that fucking thing? Dude she's bound by law to defend to.the best of her ability. That interview was chopped up. She talked a lot about not wanting to defend him, and yeah, she lost faith in lie detector tests because she knew what he did and that was her evidence to.win it (because again, a lawyer can't throw in the goddamn towel no.matter their beliefs) and, I don't know if you go outside, but laughs can be conversational. They're not always at something funny or maniacal.

Yeah sexualising anthropomorph animals is kind of wrong in my eyes. I dont care if someone does it but I find it personally disgusting. Thats why I dont want to do it.

Be a woman with big tits or ass all they do is be naked all day and are rich af

I mean you can just draw them /not/ doing sexual stuff, y'know.

Maybe we ran in different circles, then. I used to be fairly liberal, and I remember McCain catching quite a bit of flak from liberals. Myself included. The opinions of him changed after he lost the election, and majorly softened after he died. Kind of like how Bush was reviled while he was in office, but now he's viewed as a cute old man.

But to be fair, I was definitely exaggerating when I said he got the same as Trump. It's not the same level for sure.

But hey I guess being poor is worth being a totally baseless prejudice tool about inanimate drawings of fantasy creatures. You do you, booboo.

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yeah I guess you are right but many of them want to see some action.

The easiest way to become rich with minimal to no effort involves extreme luck or circumstance. It can involve huge risk like investing a sum of money into some random venture and it happening to pay off big. Winning the lotto, having a rich relative die and give you money. It's unplanned and you have no real way of knowing it will happen.

There are shortcuts to making money which will involve crime or doing immoral acts. You can rob a store, sell drugs, rip people off, etc. Although these are shortcuts, they do require a degree of effort and some intelligence/planning to pull off and the risk can be very high. You can go to jail or possibly be killed.

I think the most reliable way to become wealthy has already been touched on in this thread. Get into a job field that will make you decent money. Cut your living costs and set aside money for savings/safe investments every paycheck. It will take awhile for your payout but you'll get there eventually.

There's plenty of trades that pay well that don't require enormous amounts of money for the education.

Why is Benghazi a meme?

Lawyers actually can withdraw from cases, they just need to get the approval of the Judge. If she had even tried, I might have some sympathy in that case, but she didn't. And I'm not saying she finds it funny that he raped the girl, but cracking jokes about the case would indicate that she is very blase about what should be a pretty horrific thing.

You missed the entire point of my post. Everyone knows lie detectors are bullshit.

>So she kept him as a client
No, that's a Republican myth. Clinton asked the judge to remove her as his public defender before trial. The judge refused. She was obligated to present a defense at that point. That's what lawyers do.

Buy houses and rent them out.

If you believe that, you're an idiot.

I didn't miss the point, I was being dead serious. :|

Maybe. But I'm a rich idiot.

I think the comparison was more about the personality of the character than his profession. But maybe it was both, who knows.

Do you have any evidence to support that? Genuinely, I'd be happy to stop bringing it up if that's true. When I looked into it, I didn't find anything to suggest that was the case.

YouTube star

Are you saying plants are liars? Because that might be a more important discussion than the political stuff.

She asked the judge to remove her as his public defender. He said no. That's it when the judge refuses. Walk away if you want but your career as a lawyer would be over. Did you read about the case or are you just repeating conservacuck fairytales?

>muh Clinton

>false claims

How do you know they are false? Epstein is a convicted pedo.

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I'm not Clinton's attorney.

If that's true, I'd be happy to stop spreading the misinformation. But when I looked it up, I couldn't find anything about her requesting to be removed from the case. Again, if you could help me find a trustworthy source for that information, I'd appreciate it. I'm not into partisan politics, I'm only interested in the truth.

degenerate furry artist draw their fetishes over and over and with their same shitty OC.
A smart furry artist will draw all kinds of furry shit without caring and will draw what the fanbase demands so he can cash in. most times the smart furry artists come from drawing normal stuff and cash in on degenerate shit because them morons will throw the artist money.

Buy Bitcoin, Litecoin, etc.

Don't just win. Win BIG!

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if I had 10k laying around I would.

I meant all the investigations that have been going on, and how they've turned up nothing damning against him. I'm not saying those specific claims are false, but again, how many have to turn up false before it's reasonable to question future accusations?

Plants are lying assholes and we all know it

she was the accountant for the startup, so she deserves at least some of the shares

Check your animal privilege. You sound like one of those murderous vegans...

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Here's the prosecuting attorney siding with Clinton. He was there at the time.
politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2014/06/25/prosecutor-in-controversial-case-says-clinton-had-no-choice-but-to-defend-rapist/

He's the one who recommended her to the judge in the first place. Friends will lie to defend friends. But fair enough, that is some kind of evidence at least. I'm still not 100% convinced, given her history with Bill's victims, but I'll be sure to mention that article if I have to discuss the topic again.

This but with ecstasy i would make on sundays at ny uni's lab. Best part is the ecstasy party girls would only get a discount after sex, plus theyre maybe the hottest type of drug girl.

Super glue your pee hole sit and sue the glue company.

sueing a company would be a good idea.
even doing insurance fraud and getting disability for years

What is you guys opinion about I-Markets or similar things like that

being born rich or knowing how to get away with crime

drawn bestiality

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If I knew that I wouldn't be on hear masturbating to loli por-
>actually I would

is that a fucking dog poon kid?

its called furry porn

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