Ask a psychologist anything

I am directly asking about you.

Over sensitivity is only defined by the one experiencing. A lot of people are sensitive and enjoy it. This issue is when one is not happy with their level of sensitivity. This can be caused by upbringing, genes, as well as TBI, hormone levels, stress, or in some cases abnormal brain electrical patterns partially due to imbalances with dopamine or serotonin.

Alright, thanks for explaining

>psychoLOGist

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All of my patients fill out forms when they first arrive for treatment. The patient-therapist confidentiality is explained on those forms. I personally don't agree to keeping secret previous acts of pedophilia committed, or that I feel one is about to commit. There is some other language in there about crimes, but these were drawn up by an attorney for my practice.

Are you asking about me, or are you asking about one's or my degree in psychology?

Forget it. You're clearly an idiot.

I'm sorry you feel that way.

Are you really a psychologist?

Is there such a thing as a psychological illness, or are there just maladaptions to circumstances unlikely to reoccur in civilzed society?

Have you ever seen a counselor before?

What's the deal with airline food?

I have, but we are advised not to share that with patients. We like to keep the talk focused on them.

>Is there such a thing as a psychological illness, or are there just maladaptions to circumstances unlikely to reoccur in civilzed society?
A maladaptation to circumstances in any society could be considered a psychological illness. Depends on how the one experiencing is affected.

What's the most fucked up issue a patient has brought to you?

>Are you really a psychologist?
I am. I have a small practice, and also work in a hospital ward some weekends.

What seems fucked up to me, may not be fucked up for the individual. Its more about how they are affected by what they are experiencing. The worst is when a patient commits suicide. I cope by thinking they are in a better place and not suffering any longer.

How do I get over my fear of women and actually get a girlfriend. I can function fine on a professional level. But anything more and I immediately close myself off

With lots of personal, one-to-one sessions.

lool perfect psychologist talk right there

If mentally I'm dead set on breaking an addiction, but my desires end up drowning that out, how do I deal with that cognitive dissonance and stay sober of mind?

>How do I get over my fear of women and actually get a girlfriend. I can function fine on a professional level. But anything more and I immediately close myself off
You may benefit by talking to a concealer about this. Talk can have a profound impact on ones direction in life. My job would be to prescribe medicine, but I normally wouldn't prescribe for what your describing unless its been addressed other ways first (counseling). In the case of severe social anxiety, or other neurological underlying issues, medicine may be appropriate.

>If mentally I'm dead set on breaking an addiction, but my desires end up drowning that out, how do I deal with that cognitive dissonance and stay sober of mind?
Are you speaking of a chemical addiction, or other vices?

Other vices, specifically pornography

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They are all different. We also know that many of us act in a different manner on /b than who we are in real life. So, not too worried about a profile based upon anonymous posting.

> Are you bothered by your addiction to pornography, if so, how does it affect you.

>What's the deal with airline food?
What specifically would you like to address with airline food.

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come get some

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McDouche time

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Arg, what the fuck is wrong wit this guy!!!! He's in every thread

Its deal, mainly.

Incredibly bothered. I consider it to be immoral to engage in porn. It affects how I view real relationships, it makes me feel like garbage for going against what I believe, it hurts those around me who also believe it is wrong. Occasionally it will get so bad inside my head that everything seems pointless because I can't have self control.

>Its deal, mainly.
Not exactly sure what you mean. It is food that you eat on an airplane.

Are you saying if a patient came in and confessed to strong attraction to little boy or girls, but managed that through faping to loli anime you would report them?

Do you feel this way about other things, activities, or people in life (feeling like garbage, feelings of pointlessness). Or is it only towards porn that you feel this way.

>Are you saying if a patient came in and confessed to strong attraction to little boy or girls, but managed that through faping to loli anime you would report them?
> If I felt by their attraction to underage boys/girls that one may be in danger, then yes. For example if they had these strong urges and were in a position such as a per-school teacher or so forth. If it was managed and i felt no one was in harm, then no reason to intervene.

Why u mad bro

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Mothers Against Drunk Driving Much

MADD MUCH?

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So I cannot get off during sex unless I am smelling the girls dirty panties. My favorite is her sucking me while demeaning me and ordering me to sniff, lick and suck her panties clean. The smell of pussy and ass drives me insane. Is this normal?

The only other thing, is when I disappoint people in pretty much any sense of the word. Which only adds to the 'big sad empty inside' when I use porn and people close to me find out. Then they are understandably disappointed in me.

Why am i attracted to anime girls

how do i go about getting a genuine psychopathy test anonymously? I want to know I just don't want to be incriminated.

cerebral palsy

Are people really worth analyzing?

>So I cannot get off during sex unless I am smelling the girls dirty panties. My favorite is her sucking me while demeaning me and ordering me to sniff, lick and suck her panties clean. The smell of pussy and ass drives me insane. Is this normal?

If by "normal" you mean, is this how most people are. Most probably do not have this specific fantasy or stimulus that gets them off. However, most people do have other stimulus's that are unique to the individual. I don't deal much with it being normal or not - rather, does it bother you that you are this way.

>Are people really worth analyzing?
They are worth helping.

>cerebral palsy
Im not sure what you are asking.

>how do i go about getting a genuine psychopathy test anonymously? I want to know I just don't want to be incriminated.
Do you feel that you may be a psychopath?

his disorder is that he has CP. easy diagnosis.

Sort of. I have schizo and a lot of the literature I read suggests I might be psychopathic.

>Why am i attracted to anime girls
That is something that only you can answer, and probably with a little guidance. What specifically is it about anime that attracts you?

>The only other thing, is when I disappoint people in pretty much any sense of the word. Which only adds to the 'big sad empty inside' when I use porn and people close to me find out. Then they are understandably disappointed in me.
The issue may not be porn itself, but the negative feelings/emotions that you associate with by using porn. If you feel that porn is negatively affecting your life, relationships, social iterations, and you want to change...then first start off by speaking to a counselor. You may find deeper issues of inadequacies not related to porn, or other issues that may require medical treatment. Counseling to start with will help uncover the underlying issue, and better determine if you just need willpower/motivational talks or medicine

What are the scientific bases of your profession?

>Sort of. I have schizo and a lot of the literature I read suggests I might be psychopathic.
Are you on meds for schizo, have you been official diagnosed with it.

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Thanks for the advice, I really appreciate it. You're a cool cat for dealing with us tards

Yep and Yep. I think the biggest thing is that I'm a different person towards any different person I know. I have very little sense of self.

Hey doc - Whats wrong with this guy.

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>Thanks for the advice, I really appreciate it. You're a cool cat for dealing with us tards

:)

Are some people beyond help?

>Yep and Yep. I think the biggest thing is that I'm a different person towards any different person I know. I have very little sense of self.
Seeing how you have been diagnosed and are on medicine, i suggest you keep following up with your medical provider. They know you much better than I do, seeing how I only have a few lines on Yea Forums of which to interact with you.

Your cope mechanism is stupid and delusional

How can I cope with information overflow? Or just minimize its effects. Usually I get conflicting thoughts on pretty much anything I touch/get into. I try to have a "conversation" with myself but it rarely works, and when it does, I usually forget about it in two or three days.
I don't really have the option to see any psychologists now...

Speciality?
T. organizational psychologist

>Hey doc - Whats wrong with this guy
I don't know who he is, or what his complaints are. I would need that to start to identify what is wrong with him.

Post degree sheepskin or else GTFO.

Nah, it's not worth it. I'm totally functional and not dangerous at all. I don't want to be labeled

I have no actual idea. Its probably just the tits but i dont know for sure.

>Your cope mechanism is stupid and delusional
I'm sorry you feel that way, but it works for me. I don't force my mechanisms on you or any others. Its just what works for me.

heres her mo' fuckin' degreeee mo foeekerr
McDouche

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>I have no actual idea. Its probably just the tits but i dont know for sure.
What is different about the anime tits vs. other tits that you enjoy more

>Nah, it's not worth it. I'm totally functional and not dangerous at all. I don't want to be labeled
What do you mean "labeled" You already have an official professional diagnosis.

here you go

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To what extent is it possible for an incorrectly developed mind to orient itself towards wellness and “normality”? Any interesting cases of a very broken person managing to become well? Is mental health like putting a bandage on the bulletwound of nature/nurture or is my bad attitude poisoning my ideas again?

Don't be sorry about it, nobody cares if you are or not. I'm not forcing anything on you neither, I'm stating my point of view about your stupid and delusional cope mechanism.

Pewdiee pie
handsfreeefrapening

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proof positive that pedo should never ever ever ever trust psychologists

This

>Don't be sorry about it, nobody cares if you are or not. I'm not forcing anything on you neither, I'm stating my point of view about your stupid and delusional cope mechanism.

Again, if there is anything i can do to help, let me know. I wish you the best.

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>proof positive that pedo should never ever ever ever trust psychologists

It is all disclosed in the beginning. Also, different countries, states, territories have different laws concerning this.

I gues the body to tits ratio. They are usually big or just perfect.

Do you hate race mixing, or just directing me to someone else that had a comment.

Stopped going to my uni courses,started gaming pretty much all day for the last month, finals next week and I'm going to fail out of my program for the second time in a row. Feeling sad because I'm going to disappoint my parents again and it makes it a lot worse that I love with them so I have to face them every day.i have lost the will to live and don't care if I die today. I don't want to actually kill myself but I do get intrusive thoughts nearly everyday and have thought about Crossing the highway dividing line into on coming traffic. Idk if I'm depressed or just a lazy fat fuck. I don't have any best friend mostly just people I see once every week or 2. Don't have anything to live for. What should I do doc?

>I guess the body to tits ratio. They are usually big or just perfect
Well, seems like you have now figured out the answer to your original question. :)
Glad I could help.

>>Why am i attracted to anime girls

McDouched again

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Thanks m8

>To what extent is it possible for an incorrectly developed mind to orient itself towards wellness and “normality”? Any interesting cases of a very broken person managing to become well? Is mental health like putting a bandage on the bulletwound of nature/nurture or is my bad attitude poisoning my ideas again?

Most patients recover extremely well. The brain is unique in its neuroplasticity which allows it to form new neural connections to compensate for chemical disturbance, and even physical injury.

:)

pls respond op

>Stopped going to my uni courses,started gaming pretty much all day for the last month, finals next week and I'm going to fail out of my program for the second time in a row. Feeling sad because I'm going to disappoint my parents again and it makes it a lot worse that I love with them so I have to face them every day.i have lost the will to live and don't care if I die today. I don't want to actually kill myself but I do get intrusive thoughts nearly everyday and have thought about Crossing the highway dividing line into on coming traffic. Idk if I'm depressed or just a lazy fat fuck. I don't have any best friend mostly just people I see once every week or 2. Don't have anything to live for. What should I do doc?
You should start by talking to a counselor. You stated that your in school. Not sure where your at, but many schools offer these services free. You may just need to talk about it and not require any medication.
Also, stress impacts the brain, hormones... more than we may realize. Focus on getting life balanced, emotionally, mentally, physically, and spiritually.

Awesome. Sorry if my question came off disrespectful, it’s just that psychiatry is one of the newest sciences and i’m still recovering from the belief that all of psychiatry is fake

>How can I cope with information overflow? Or just minimize its effects. Usually I get conflicting thoughts on pretty much anything I touch/get into. I try to have a "conversation" with myself but it rarely works, and when it does, I usually forget about it in two or three days.
>I don't really have the option to see any psychologists now...
What types of situations are you receiving conflicting thoughts? Are you meaning that you are indecisive, or conflicting thoughts about something in specific.

>Awesome. Sorry if my question came off disrespectful, it’s just that psychiatry is one of the newest sciences and i’m still recovering from the belief that all of psychiatry is fake
It's definitely not fake, but I see how others can sometimes feel this way because there is still a lot to discover about the brain, consciousness, and medicines to tread disorders. Some medicine is trial and error, and we are always working on a more exact science for this. I can tell you that we're a lot more advanced than we were 10 years ago, and growing every day

Why arent you telling me whats wrong with this guy

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/c ome get some

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Tired.....don't worry, there is more

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Howdy fellas

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Just can't seem to get my directions right. Sometimes I'm way too hyped about something but then shortly after I'm not up to it anymore. As dumb as this might sound, I feel like there are two complete opposite parts of me in control at different times. Initially it was about some relationship stuff, bad experiences I've had in the past, but it kinda spilled to everything I do in life, like talking to people, studying, etc.

Mc Mother Fucking Douche

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Are any of ur patients racist? If so do u view that as a result of trauma or a negative upbringing? Is it some type of psychological disorder? If one of ur patients is racist, dou try and take steps to "unracist" them?

>Just can't seem to get my directions right. Sometimes I'm way too hyped about something but then shortly after I'm not up to it anymore. As dumb as this might sound, I feel like there are two complete opposite parts of me in control at different times. Initially it was about some relationship stuff, bad experiences I've had in the past, but it kinda spilled to everything I do in life, like talking to people, studying, etc.

Does it help when you talk about your bad experiences in the past? What would constitute a perfect day for you?

>Ask a psychologist anything
>posts pic of a Jew
Yep, everything checks out here.

>Are any of ur patients racist? If so do u view that as a result of trauma or a negative upbringing? Is it some type of psychological disorder? If one of ur patients is racist, dou try and take steps to "unracist" them?

Some patients are racist. Some stems from traumatic experiences in the past or upbringing. I try to determine if it bothers them that they are racist. Much like war vets can suffer from PTSD. If their racism bothers them and is stopping them from living a normal life then it can be treated effectively.

Im gay

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doesn't matter, it's disingenuous. Like you read the last EULA you clicked yes too. if you were in any way ethical you would tell them up front, the moment you suspected that they might be about to tell you something pedo-y that you will have to report them blah blah. And more so, if they just did tell you before you could warn them, then you would refund their money to release them from the contract. And then recuse yourself from their treatment.

The fact that you won't makes you a far worse monster then any coping pedos (which are most of them).

>Does it help when you talk about your bad experiences in the past?
Not really, no... I don't like to talk about it much, I'd rather just leave that stuff alone, just because I don't want to remember how I felt or anything like that.
>What would constitute a perfect day for you?
Studying, reading some cool books... I'd like to have someone to talk to and hang out, but my friends never have the time and I have like two or three friends irl.

So what are you legally obligated to report to authorities? And doesn't reporting conflict with patient doctor confidentiality?

>doesn't matter, it's disingenuous. Like you read the last EULA you clicked yes too. if you were in any way ethical you would tell them up front, the moment you suspected that they might be about to tell you something pedo-y that you will have to report them blah blah. And more so, if they just did tell you before you could warn them, then you would refund their money to release them from the contract. And then recuse yourself from their treatment.

The fact that you won't makes you a far worse monster then any coping pedos (which are most of them).

They are aware up front, I make sure of that. My design is not to entice them in to get pedo info out of people to report them. I will work with recovering pedos, but if they tell me they have committed another crime,it must be reported. And you may be surprised that many of them want it reported to assist in the healing process of their recovery.

>So what are you legally obligated to report to authorities? And doesn't reporting conflict with patient doctor confidentiality?

Different countries, states, territories have different laws concerning this.

Alright BROs, im almost out of here, and more last minute questions?

Ok, nice chatting with you. I'm off to eat. Also, my boyfriend is in a band, I do some of the sound engineering for him on the side. Please come chec us out if your ever around.

Apostle of Hustle

>Ok, nice chatting with you. I'm off to eat. Also, my boyfriend is in a band, I do some of the sound engineering for him on the side. Please come chec us out if your ever around.
>Apostle of Hustle

This is OP, i didn't make that post. Im not in a band.

Did you ever had relationship with married men?

>Did you ever had relationship with married men?

I have, with my husband. ;)

I'll catch you all another day. Pleasant chatting.
OP out.

But what about the airline food?

recovering pedos.. .right.

Been taking Klonopins for 2 months every day. How fucked am I? .5mgs

That's something you should ask your medical doctor about.

chinks

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