Would you?

This. that tit to waist ratio is off the chain.

I'd spend every day of one week eating her out, only so that the thick load I paint her womb with on the seventh day leaks out of her after I withdraw, confident she is knocked way the fuck up.

more?

hell no. thats disgusting. who would want to with no female penis?

you do know that fucking a woman every day for a week (at random) isn't going to knock her up, right? just fuck her twice, two days apart, while she is ovulating, and you are good to go.

Fgt

Yeah. If you put a half decent wig on her and applied just basic makeup, shed be celebrity hot.

Whats her name?

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I wish. Being banging my wife every day during her fertility period and still nothing.

Face of a 15 year old boy.. Body of a 25 year old goddess I've never been more confused

holy shit. yes i would

Now I want pizza

SOmeone shop some hair on her!

>imgur.com/a/K1GSdwL
Why all the pizza?

Maybe you're only half a man with dysfunctional swimmers?

imgur.com/a/K1GSdwL
imgur.com/a/K1GSdwL

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>pizza
MODS

Lacy Pet

Fuck off, it's pepperoni

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she'd suck your cock for a pizza, i heard

Who's got the fuck vid?

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Please I need it so bad fuck

yes. i even saved some of her pics

Perfect example of a butter face

Why wouldn’t I?

When you see the scar and realise its a boob job /cry

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That is some bounciness. Is there with audio?

you have never seen a boobjob scar in your life

That's a bruise fag

Shouldn't it be a long incision?

That's not a scar from a boob job, retard.

Looks like a male. Maybe if he/she had long hair, it could work.
Can't unsee face

Boob job scars are long and thin. Either directly under the breast, around the nipple, or in the armpit. That's called a bruise

you're a fucking tard.

Why are there no fucking or penetration with her?

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Celebrities are overrated. They don't look special.

Read the thread fag

Nah, Just shave it off and put a Latexmask over that face. Makes her way more fuckable.

I think this proves otherwise

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He’s never seen boobs in his life, I’m betting

God her face is even more derpy

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OK he looks very special.
You know the "mum says I'm special" kind of Special.

She is so ugly, but her tits are amazing. I’m conflicted. Would I? Certainly, yes I would. More than once? Probably not.

Looks like she's no stranger to tit bruises

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Love those big veiny tits stroking so hard for them

Clearly. You can tell just by the way the move that those are real. JFC how old are you?

No children dont that.

naw dawg i'll pass, thanks for asking tho

This She has admitted many times that she has implants.
Not even sure why some idiots are claiming otherwise. It's a (very obvious) tit job that only a virgin could not figure out in 2 seconds.

And fyi, yes, she has had butt implants too.

>Clearly
How fucking dumb are you?

She has admitted she has had breast implants, butt implants, and a tummy tuck.

You’re pretty stupid, you know that?

>newfag virgin confirmed

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Yea, thats called a hickey.

No, she hasn't. Because she hasn't. Cool fake news though

sorry, you are full of shit.

Lol, "I'm" stupid?
Retard: Just search her subreddit. She has admitted many times to having had these surgeries.

You're a special kind of retard, aren't you.

No

Lol fuck off troll. She hasn't. Not on tumblr, not on reddit. Been following her for a while. Yes, go look at the subreddit by all means and you will find nothing even close to that.

why do people make up shit to try and win totally pointless arguments on a fucking anime forum? so confused.

Yes, i would find a way to reverse the CIA serum

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ummm, not him but i just googled her posts and ye, she does say she has had augmentation procedures on tits and ass

ain't nobody talkin about the bruise, u tard
it's confirmed for plastic tits n shit for years now

if i can put a bag over her head first

Video not out anywhere? Anyone paid for it? Would nut

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not him, but google is your friend
u can see before and afters when she was on bluelight

Same awkward spacing, definitely samefag.

r/lacypet
u/lacypet

Research done, faggot concluded.

>following her

LMFAO!!!
I actually know her personally you fucking moron!

Okay?

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There is nothing confusing about those enormous fucking titties.

I need a clear shot of her toes before drawing any conclusion
in the meantime I'll be fapping

Amazing, congratulations.

Lol where would you buy that sweater

Why you trying to have a child in this day and age? Very irresponsible user.

ye, nope again m8, not him
tinfoil hat much
fyi, she is def fake tits n shit
sorry to burst your bubble with reality but somehow u knew this deep down

/thread

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Yes and your point?

Only if she wears one of this

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Nothing on anything. Link or stfu faggot.

Imagine being this retarded.
You're an idiot. I literally have known her for a decade and a half. She lives not even 10 blocks away from me. Her whole family is completely fucked up. I'm not spreading her story here.

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Just google ahegao sweatshirt

Weird how every post on your side has "not him" in it and none of the ones calling you a fag do. Must be a crazy coincidence

That shit is hilarious

Alfred E Newman is hot

Where would one buy this shit? Lmao

If you don't do it nobody's gonna believe you retard. Prove your shit.

So post a fucking link to where she says it, should be pretty simple. Here's one where she says they're real though soooo

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Does some user actually think those are not fake tits? I think he's trolling. So obvious.

Any Yea Forumsros bought the full sextape and want to share?

pretty sure he left
i was the one posting 'not him' fyi and i only posted it twice so idk wtf ur talkin bout

Ostrich Pillow

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Sure.

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Amazing. Thank you

Guessing not, dang

You must be fucking stupid or something if you think that's her. Does that even make sense to you?

Lol, jesus. All right, I'm done feeding the troll. Try something that's not so easily verifiable next time.

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If those are fake titties, which i figure they are; they are done right, for once.

nice!! does she do anal?

why does it have such a nice body and an ugly manlet face...

My wife is Mexican. They get pregnant if they give you a blowjob.

Heck, I jerked off in the bathroom one morning and she got pregnant with our 2nd kid. That's why there are so many beaners on the planet.

Wouldn't be much of a thread otherwise

Those aren't fake boobs. Those are real boobs.

God just has an amazing sense of humor, that's all.

Her facial features are androgenous, but that doesn't make them "ugly". Were she to decide to femme it up a bit with hair and makeup, you guys would be blasting loads all over your keyboards.

Yup, and if I had wheels i'd be a wagon... mong

anyone got a mega?

we need more videos like this one

Basically

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This is true. I really dno who she is, but I would be she keeps her hair like that so she stands out from the other 1,000,000 big titted internet thots.

Her puss morphology is precisely female. She has no underboob or underarm scar showing breast augmentation, and she deliberately cuts her hair short to give her the "boy" look.

If you want to see a mongoloid, go look in the mirror, faggot.

if reddit wouldnt be down all the fucking time i try to access it i would prolly ask her how much for her sex tape
if not too expensive i might get
and i rarely pay for porn
but god damn she looks hot
look at that ass and pussy too!

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Exactly. how do you differentiate yourself from the other 3 billion bitches who crave attention on the internet? By standing out for some reason - in her case, the amazingly female body coupled with the boyish face makes people stop for that brief second and look.

The fact that you can also jack off to her vids helps too.

damn Dewey from malcolm in the middle grew up fast.

I wouldn't ask her for a sex tape, I'd ask her how much for one weekend at the Bellagio in Las Vegas. Friday at 5 PM until Sunday at Noon.

If it was anything less than $5k I'd be up for a full weekend of bangin' that and then posting back to Yea Forums.

Jew.

that too ofc
but as an europoor the vid would be hot enough for some good faps

You clearly don't understand tits. Those are 100% natural

Yep, secretly pretty

>Blasting Loads

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He was trolling, and I think hes gone. Those are 100% natural tits. Very, very nice ones.

sky mall

Indeed. The way they move gives it off

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Shut the fuck up faggot.

I do think she is autismo somewhat tho. She won't be discovering the Higgs Boson any time soon.

From behind and with low light.

If she played Arya in GoT, the internet would find her gorgeous.

She shows her holes on the internet for money. I dont think anyone is saying shes a genius lol.

lol. ok brad pitt.

Yeah. I'm trying to find a picture of her with longer hair to decide if I would or not. O think she'd look feminine enough with long hair

Yeah, hide her best features. Fucking edge lord faggot.

>cannot unsee similarities

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True, but if dudes could get paid just for showing holes on the internet, even Stephen Hawking would have his own Centerfold.

Longer, not long, with makeup

Fuckyeabrother

they all look the same bent over the bed with their wrists in handcuffs, Yea Forumsrah.

saved

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>Bumping for Blaster Master Zero
>796698399

interesting pic - off topic, but to see a grown-up arya wearing a dress and curly hair indicates maybe she's going to become a lady again?

all that training and killing and she still winds up chomping on bron's cock? that's how the world works, I guess.

are you a fucking retard??

Tits barely bounce when they’re fake. Hers bounce like she’s in Dead or Alive. Are you 12 and/or a virgin?

That's a hickey, you fucking inbred

Not my stuff. Also I like eye contact
I wanna see a female

He mistakes a tiny abrasion for a scar big enough to put THOSE tits on. He's a pleb. Give him some more tendies.

Ahh, I see we have a gentleman in our midst.

nice long legs, big tits, tight body and arms. Armpits and pussy perfectly shaved. She needs long hair ASAP

One million percent better

Probably from her bra. Happens to my wife all the time. Especially when she wears push ups. Big boobies are a burden when confined.

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wow I know a guy who looks just like her

I'm not going to be able to stop getting a semi whenever I look at him in person now, rip

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More the "androgynous" thing, one simple cure is to 100% buy into her new phase and incessantly compliment her on her manliness and ask if she has a dick.
Like everything else with girls, it is an attention ploy.

Not unless theyre black

How can you have a body this fucking good and a face like that?

>rip in peace

with the force of a thousand suns and then i'd cum in her short hair

"Never before in the field of human conflict that is Yea Forums have so few owed so much to just one user.

Also, it must be said to one and all, that traps are gay"

Winston Churchill

What the fuck is up with all the pizza poses?

Sex tape is up for a limited time. File is over a gig.

#!6m4QjaqY!VBMcuICJwaUVHtqNWBbD2JIO-I8B7Qh5K8AT4kfZXyk

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Where does she live, user?

Nicely done, user.

you are a god

As mentioned before its suspected she might have some autismoness

The real based user

real mvp

whar is it, a hash because it doesn't work

she deepthroats like a pro. jesus, is this the perfect female??

lurk more
sure smells like summer

Im a newfag, where i can download

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today user was not a faggot

Thanks for the help i guess

Goes by lacypet

Lol I've been here since 2010 and I dont know what link that is.

That's Yea Forums 101. Can you even triforce?

its a mega link

mega nz/
#!6m4QjaqY!VBMcuICJwaUVHtqNWBbD2JIO-I8B7Qh5K8AT4kfZXyk

Nope, in fact this is the most I've posted in 3 years.

Duh! Mega x.x I'm an idiot!

doesnt matter how long youre here if youre still a newfag

Steve is an actor's actor. He did not get there in his great looks, he can really act and the other actors know it. Other actors take parts in movies just to work with him.

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mega dot nz slash link

Always a fun thread

that's some serious case of butterface
jesus christ
I have low standards, but that face really kills it
those tiddys tho

so this girl is pretty awesome. pretty good quality sex vid - though the guy seemed to have problems keeping it up - must have been the GoPro strapped to his forehead.

Only other problem with the video is that either they live in a college dorm or a trailer park - their room is a filthy mess. Put this chick in one of those places like the house in "30 seconds to fap" and she'd make millions.

Kids these days. Don't know a good thing when they've got it.

Thx

Max holloway ass lookin nibna

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Bleh... cant get mega to work. Oh well.

You did not miss much... bland sex at best.

Thanks to the guy who posted that sex tape. Does she have any other videos?

>she deepthroats like a pro
>4" penis
lol you niggas funny

Hopefully it'll end up on ph pr something soon.

If that's 4 inches then you can call me Mr. Micropenis

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Lmao

No she is infected with the Femin Virus

don't forget the dot

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repost

Yeah i know her too. We had sex for the fist time last thursday. I took out my dick and she said it's the best dick she has ever seen. When i put it in she came instantly, and she had a continuous orgasm the whole time we fucked. We did it for many hours, she had to beg me to finally cum cause i can last a really long time, she said she couldnt breathe from how good it was. crazy world

holy sweet jesus

sure kid

coolstorybro.jpg

It happened, she told me afterwards it was the best sex we had and we have a date planned for tomorrow, but were probably gonna spend the whole time having sex hahaha

Of course, faggot !

He's making fun of the dude that claimed to know her *whoosh*

Nice. I downloaded it.

hell yeah I would

eternal blessings on your soul, based user!

fucking neck yourselves holy shit

>#!6m4QjaqY!VBMcuICJwaUVHtqNWBbD2JIO-I8B7Qh5K8AT4kfZXyk

this user is a god among men. today is HIS day.
mark it in the calendar and celebrate it accordingly.

HA
HA HA
HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

why is it over a gig?

>being this retarded

she would look so much better with long hair

No, making fun of his fantasitcal bullshit story

I play cs-go with her.

that's clearly a lie.
nobody plays cs-go

are you in the band citizen?

This. Im at my office, so I cant watch it now. Ill wait till Monday morning. ( I get here about 2 hours before my employees.) I'll blow a big load to this and wipe some of my cum on my secretary chair.

Shes 4'10-105 and much cuter than my 5'8 160 wife.

You should see the carpet under my desk after dumping loads into if for 3 years, every morning. lol

I also try and get a whiff of her cunt by smelling her chair from time to time, but to no avail. Just smells like perfume.

that's fucking gross, you troglodyte.
get a cum bottle like the rest of us

A cum bottle is way, way worse. jfc.

Can i put a bag on its head?

incel spotted

How is this thread still alive?

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Caws somebody posted her full sex vid, like a boss.

Shut the fuck up tryhard. The vast majority of female celebrities get where they are by being conventionally attractive and sucking Weinstein's cock.

There's a place in heaven for you

how is the video? i cant download it.

If my boss was posting peoples sex vids I'd get them fired. That's not boss behavior. I would go as far as to say its savage

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Check'd dubs.

>acts like they wouldnt suck wienstiens cock
>acts like everyone gets the opportunity

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i know this person.. "they" live in portland, OR. lol shes transitioning into a man rn.

>#!6m4QjaqY!VBMcuICJwaUVHtqNWBbD2JIO-I8B7Qh5K8AT4kfZXyk
Some good shit. Big Lenny approves.

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bless you

I already have the video in my cloud but can't download it because of bandwidth limit
what to do?

Would i what? Fuck this goblin with a perfect body? Ofcourse i would what kind of a question is that?

Same question

But only if you're white. If you're middle eastern or african, you are fully encouraged to have as many children as you can.

megadownloader

it stopped at 700mb

Shit. I have to have the fucking desktop thing?

>dead link

This ^ Anyone have a re-upload?

link dead for mega can anyone else share a mirror

>Would you?

Did!

Someone reup pls

Somebody shop some long hair on this bitch.

Why wouldn't I?

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Please share

Oh my fucking god i was saving my fap for this video and it got deleted. For the love of god someone reupload it please.

It's not a tan1010 though

>Okay?

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>cuckold shamed left and right on Yea Forums
>everybody ITT wants to jack off to some guy banging girl
>inb4 it only counts when the girl is your gf
Comedy gold

I really just missed this?

I need it.

You can be a savage boss. Hell I am one.

This

Would I what?

Post again?

Anybody re-upload?

Crap, missed the video too.

Please, somebody re-up.

Bump for reup

Late to the party. Anyone reup the mega link?

lol its so fucking obvious that you're a samefag
probably some underage faggot from the incest isles, enjoy your brexit

I have bad news for you, bud

bumping for new link. upload it to a porn site

Come on, guys. Somebody please re-upload.

Without a doubt, yes. She's sexy as fuck.

This is just sad

What's sad is you taking the time to quote several anons who each spent hardly any time at all in pursuit of an obscure video that uniquely suits their tastes. Genuinely consider suicide.

i think he was just remarking on how sad it is that no one has reuped it even though several anons have requested it.

link is dead! who saved it?

noone is going to reup it boys, just move on.

Honestly why even delete it rather than leave it to maybe eventually be found and taken down?

because there was no vid to begin with

bump

bumping for hope

There was, I downloaded 800mb of it then it crashed.

doesnt mean it was her video

Pics or no proof

I'd put a wig on her and fuck her with the force of a thousand suns!!!

It was, I jacked off to it before downloading and thats why i missed downloading it lel

lmao i have the same fucking band flag on the left that i havent taken down since high school. F

Bump

Bump

Bump

only question for me is would I wife her. fuck her? absolutely. date her? hell yes. marry her? maybe if the fuck was good and she hinted that at some point she would re grow her hair at least shoulder length

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I'd force her to grow her hair out first

Does anyone else notice the pigment on her areolas spells 'O C'?

links?

hairy pics?

someone gonna finish fapping and reup the vid?

yeah if i can get that vid

seconded

also she's clearly a huge tomboy or one of the faggotry "gender queer" idiots ... then realized being naked and pretty gets her attention and stuffs and is all about it now.

the pics of her with hairy legs are gross...you can tell she didn't realize she had a 9.5/10 until prolly her bf convinced her to start sharing and she get all the attention.

the face tho, i'd walk right by her on the street without a second thought...and if she hit on me at a party with her clothes on i'd have missed out.

This reminds me of that episode of American Dad where Steve grows huge tits

This looks like the classic 90s movie body swap between a kid and his older crush and the kid hasn't realized he started changing back.

fucking hell
did Martin Short come back as a woman and God fucked up the process?

Uhh girls with bodies like that know they're hot. That's probably why she has the short hair and stuff.

I dated a girl like this, a short hair, never wore makeup, had a banging body. She would wear wigs and shit. Her attitude was just not giving a fuck and free spirited, because she knew what was up.

She was great, until she ran off to live in Germany. O well.

Could i get her name pls ?

alright, who's putting up another mega?

bump for mega

late to the thread
who has a reupload?

nah, not till the world fucks up their brain. women focus on their face because that's what the world sees.

It's down, anyone care to re-upload?

A better hairdo would help. How do you get that much estrogen everywhere throughout your body except your face. The boner confusion makes me angry.

better hairdo indeed

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Missed it can anyone reupload?

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You clearly arent a woman so how would you know?

doing my good deed for the day;

uploading it now lads, will make a new thread if it takes too long. keep an eye out

Another late comer to thread. Anyone have a reupload?

Absolutely based my nig

God among men

absolute Yea Forumsro