So I have been with my chick for 5 years. She never turns me down for sex, but I would rather jack off...

Same. My wife is always willing, but id rather not.

Im still attracted to her. But the fucking work isn't worth the effort. Especially working around her disability.

But I got zero problem putting in extra effort fucking other women.

Personally I think its because I don't feel like I gotta deal with the bullshit after and wouldn't care if they liked it or hated it...

But my wife thinks its cause I dont find her sexy anymore.

tl:dr I cucked my wife after her disability cause I can't assfuck her any more.

kek at this cuck sounding like a white knight fucktard. it's not his fault she got fat, he didn't force feed her. not his fault for her absent sex drive as well, people need to find middle ground in a relationship not just one member doing everything for both but what the fuck would you know about relationships.

It's all or nothing as in I last a minute or I last an hour and still can't cum.

Secondly you are jumping to conclusions. She was already thick when we got together and every chick I'm with gains weight because they always want to eat when I'm eating but I'm a 6'3" guy.

She is 33 and I'm the 3rd guy she has been with. It took her 3 months before she would even look at my dick. Her previous relationship had problems because she never would iniate sex.

Our sex life is fine, I'm just saying now that we have been together for 5 years sometimes I don't want to go through the hassle and all the motions. I never turn her down for sex and vice versa. I can count on 1 hand how many times she has iniated sex in 5-6 years.

>I would rather jack off

Wow, the narcissism is strong in this one.

I think this guy forgot to log out of his Reddit account. Maybe I should send this white knight her kik and see if him tip his fedora at her.

I don't take medication anymore, but when I would take my Adderall or Xanax which I am prescribed we did some crazy shit. She literally gave me a rusty trombone. Another time I don't even know why or how I was in the mood but I got her to give me a golden shower on my face. I would not do again.

Do you feel guilty when you cheat on her?

I'm not a whiteknight cuz I've cheated too but just wanted to ask

are you a female or just a guy that's never been in a long term relationship? Sometimes you just need to get a nut out and she just got home from work and wants to relax and doesn't want fun leaking out of her pussy the rest of the day. Sometimes just laying together while watching a show is better than fucking for that moment.

Not even a little. Its just sex. And hell, its not like I hide it from her.

Did she get this disability from you ass fucking her?

So you 2 have an open relationship?

>using kik

are you dating a 12 year old or someone in their 40s?

This thread is full of balding middle aged men who blame their fat slob of a wife for issues that they contribute too.

She has learned to become like that from looking at you, you are her role model even if you might not realise it.

If you do, then she feels it's okay to do as well.

Good job, you failed to keep her in shape.
Great job, you blame her for your mistakes.

>I'm the 3rd guy

LOL

I had a break in our relationship and started doing coke and fucking the secretary from work and a handful of girls off tinder. I quit that shit and confessed. She was devastated.

Then about a year ago I was craving some strange so because in was up at 3am and had insomnia and didn't want to wake my chick up... I got on tinder and swiped on everyone. In was up front that it's late and we matched let's just fuck. The third chick accepted.

Then I fell into a habit of fucking her regular. She didn't know I had a chick and was a feine for my dick. I made the mistake of fucking her at my house. I felt guilty when all the family was over and she was blowing up my phone. I told her I was suicidal and it's best we not talk anymore. I was sweating bullets for the next two hours my mistress was going to show up at my house "to save my life" while my chick and family were over.

The fact that you are counting shows how much of a failure this relationship is.

You keep a log, but never do anything about it.

>still can't cum

Stop thinking about cumming, you won't cum because you are not enjoying it. Dumb fuck, stop thinking about excuses.

Hah! That'd make me feel proud and sick... no, back injury. Partial paralysis and a lot of pain. Not very sexy.

Effectively, yeah. She doesn't ask and avoids bringing up my "girlfriends". The few times they've been her friends too it was pretty clear she feels its necessary.

And we're still intimate, I just don't have actual sex with her anymore. Mostly I masturbate her or give her oral. But I go floppy pretty quick when I watch her wince and cry out in pain.

Which is ironic and bitter, cause that used to be her sexiest 'move' before it made me feel helpless to take care of her.

>people need to find middle ground in a relationship not just one member doing everything for bot

congrats, you repeated my entire point using different words

there's a great echo in this thread, probably from that gigantic stretched granny pussy that you've got your dick inside

I'm in my late 30s. She doesn't really have a Kik.

>thinks rusty trombone is crazy shit

Oh lord, no wonder she is bored.

>So I have been with my chick for 5 years. She never turns me down for sex, but I would rather jack off. It just seems like such a hassle to get her wet and finish her off. The clean ups a lot easier too and when I jack off I can pick a variety of girls. Anyone else like this?

You're pretty much me, OP. My girl is up for anything, but is incredibly lazy and just expects to lie there making no effort at-all, then farts, rolls over and goes to sleep.

That shit's OK when you're 15 but not when you're adult. Just not worth the effort for super-vanilla sex after 10 years of over-familiarity.

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yeah that was obvious from your terrible communication skills, try to project your emotions less and think before you type, boy

KEK

so what have you done about it apart from complain on Yea Forums

because nothing you say on here will change anything she does

the problem is you

I don't keep a log you faggot. I can cum... Sometimes I fun too early, other times I take forever or not at all. Every once in awhile I hit that sweet spot where we fun at the same time.

What you fail to understand is if we have sex I want to please her. I don't want to make it about me so if I don't have the energy to give her an orgasm, I will just rub one out.

so golden showers isn't crazy. double vag with my dick and a dildo is also normal?

you clearly don't understand how to please a girl

girls get pleasure from pleasing you, they are naturally submissive. if you are enjoying yourself, then she will enjoy it more. if you are a cuck who thinks licking her pussy and fingering her for an hour before putting your limp pre-cum dick in her pussy for a minute and waddling around on top of her, then i can understand why she is bored of you.

no that's not crazy

next time you are fucking her, flip her over and wrap a pillow case over her head, punch her in the side of the face and choke her with the pillow case, piss on the pillow case so she feels like she is being waterboarded, struggling to breathe and trying to avoid the stench of your infected piss as it dribbles through the pillow case, then take that dildo shove it up your ass and think of something creative. copying porn is BORING. you're looking for confirmation of doing the right thing for your girl from a stranger on the internet, get some confidence and do whatever the fuck you want faggot

she's not bored... she's fine with being vanilla. I'm literally the 3rd guy she's been with and I was at 44 by the age of 20. I have group shit, been a part of of gangbang where every hole and hand was filled on a this chick.

you have horrible comprehension skills because all I'm saying is I would rather jack off and just get the nut in a couple minutes rather than eat up 30 minutes, or habe the kid knock on our door or have to be quiet while doing it.

Kek.

i understand completely that you're not willing to put any effort into doing anything to benefit anyone other than yourself and you've got a long list of excuses ready. denial is a long road.

>even when a woman's being a cunt, it's still the man's fault
Got to say the jewish femtards have done a good job on you, my virtue-signalling little chum.

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see... you get it. I think the majority of people responding haven't been in a relationship for 5+ years or to be in your 30s.

Then everyone on here thinks there's a one size fits all for women. People are individuals. My chick is vanilla, and she knows that If she is 33 and I'm the 3rd guy she has been with I know what I'm working with here.

There's no complaints about my sex life... just a rant. And obviously there are other people similar to me.

nigga u gay

based

someone's mad because they don't have a wifey to please lol. tell me more Mr nice guy how chicks only go for the asshole when they could have a supreme gentleman like you.

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>Trips of truth.
I'm even older than you and grew-up in a culture where women didn't give-out easily, and men were just supposed to be eternally grateful for whatever shit sex they got.

Kinda wierd now when there's supposed to be equality, and those women's grand-daughters still think only the man should make any effort sexually.

It's compete bullshit, but you get to a certain age and people just don't change, so adjust and cope.

All the whiteknighting 12YOunderageB& piling-in and blaming the males are just immature cucks without a clue what has yet to come - in the unlikely event they actually escape their Wizard fates...

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>wifey
>supreme gentleman

it's sad because you say think you are saying it ironically, but normal people are able to communication normally

i can see why your >wifey acts the way she does, it must be like having an adult baby to tend to each day

try leaving one of your diapers on the bed and see if she sees it as a shit fetish

the man can slap the shit out of her to encourage her to change her ways, or she can fuck off

it's the mans choice and responsibility

he is purposefully letting the women cuck her if he does not take action him

>hurr durr she should do it herself
>it's not my responsbility

yeah it's also not her responsibility that you're a delusional manchild

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All the whiteknighting 12YOunderageB& piling-in and blaming the males are just immature cucks without a clue what has yet to come - in the unlikely event they actually escape their Wizard fates...
do you use these buzzwords when talking to people irl?

are you able to explain it to them after they say, "what does that mean?" or does it not make sense to you either? i'm guessing the latter but you can prove me wrong by using english instead of buzzwords

Am girl, here is my two cents.

Sex is fun when spontaneous and one is feeling frisky. Men put forth the charm more at the begining. But tack on some years, the men just revert into just wanting to shove it in there real quick without reving up the engine like they use to.

Sex then becomes a chore, a requirement. No longer can the girl give the gift of herself and be wooed or cherished, they feel forced to comply or their mate will get pissed at them.
HOW THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MAKE A WOMAN HORNY???
Just my 2 cents
Personally, I think viewing porn is very healthy for people, it allows them to explore fantasizes of all kinds without doing any physical or emotional harm on other people.

It's when you start to prefer porn over your partner that you need to reevaluate priorities or have a sit down discussion with your partner.

At times. If she is cool and no bitching and wants to have fun not just get fucked sure sex is a blast. But when she is always on the I want to get fucked train I would rather rub one out.

Yeah, I have been in previous relationships where it was used like a reward me with behavior that was approved of. A tiny sliver of me misses that game because of the whole not knowing aspect can be arousing.

Now my chicks pussy can look like a crime scene and her only objection will be, "ughhh I feel so gross, just lay down a towel first" Her previous relationship she would never make the iniate sex and she would also withhold sex from her ex so he cheated on her a lot. I know this is why she never says no to me.

So as an older guy... did you ever try swinging? When I was younger I was with someone that was down but I was too jealous back then. I'm not down for cuck shit but when In was younger I would fuck guys chicks for them off of Craigslist.

why are you so personally offended that a guy sometimes would rather jack off? and you are lame enough to think how I type on /b is how I speak verbatim. you are so focused on my diction but and you definitely probably are not getting laid yourself and are taking out your sexual frustration on my grammar. go back to r/relationships or Tumblr faggot.

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>angry shut-in permavirgin detected

>implying anyone cares what you think

>So as an older guy... did you ever try swinging?
Never been with a woman who was down with it. Some of them cheated like it was a gold-medal sport, and I cheated on most of them too - albeit I at least had the dignity to keep it very discrete. Now, I enjoy every aspect of monogamy with someone I love and respect, I just won't pretend the sex is anything other than boring - she'd say the same I'm sure, and I she copes the same as me - by jilling it when the mood hits.

I wouldn't fancy swinging now - people my age are pretty fucking gross, and I'm old enough the sex drive's subsided a bit.

Thank you. This sounds like a genuine response. That's exactly what I am saying... the times I want a quick nut I will just rub one out rather than half ass it in the bedroom. Just because she never turns me down for sex does not mean I am just going to treat her as a cum receptacle for my pleasure only.

We still have sex a few times a week. Especially with her I have to preheat the oven so I can't just shove my dick in. I have to do kissing on the neck and ear is what gets her started way before I start moving south.

i do get your dilemma. i sometimes experience it myself but i think sex is an important part of a healthy relationship, so i try to keep it regular.

this is exactly what happens to me. I get no kicks at all out of fucking my gf, masturbation is much easier an more pleasurable.

Virgin detected

I hear stories about STDs running rampant in Senior centers. I don't know how old I will be and still having sex, but I think it's understandable the older you get and the more your body age it's just natural to not be as into sex like when you had some tight, hot body in their 20s. I also hear it's always older people at the swingers clubs... which would probably be my age now or I would probably be on the younger end of the spectrum.

That's one thing I make a habit of is making sure we have sex. I know in a previous long term relationship it got to the point where I would jack off even when I wanted sex because we had such a shitty relationship.