*Snap*

*Snap*
Evens: stay
Odds: ash

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-a

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Dust me daddy

jokes on you i wanna die

thread getting btfo by Thanos

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Rip

"Where'd he go?"

I wonder if Thanos subjected himself to the coin toss?

should've went for the head

nah, dude wanted to rest and look over the grateful universe he saved.

have fun in the soul stone

Awh fuck

Steve?

What have I got to lose?

Get me out.

"Mister Stark... I dont feel so good"

Roll

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yikes

Do it, faggot.

I don't want to die

Time for goodbye.

even get

roll

okie dokie

I have taylor swifts real nudes

0 is neither even nor odd, with that said, 5 get

Later fags

please take my life

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ash a fat fap

Fuck off dustfags

in this instance it's an even for the sake of 50%. Stop being a sperg.

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I don't feel so good...

Get up, this is no place to die....

What if instead of turning half the people to ash, Thanos just turned half of the being in the universe gay? After 50-100 years the result would be the same only he would have had a lot more help from Democrats.

roll

Dread it. Run from it. Destiny still arrives... Or should I say, I have.

Rollin 4 odds

or thanos could have simply could have forced incest. the result would be the same. only he would have had a lot of help from retarded republicans.

Fuck lol

The fuck is zero?

50% is such a stupid arbitrary amount. Populations move towards a maximum and seem to taper off once a certain level of women's rights are achieved. At best Thanos' plan will delay the inevitable, and is more likely to speed it up due to the chaos created by snapping away half the population at random. Anyway do I live?

Roll

Thanks Thanos

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oh god

k

Or better yet, double the resources available in the universe. Nobody had die.

roll

Guess we found the Jew

ok

Roll

kill me daddy

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Roll

shoulda went for my head, OP

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RIP OP died who shall carry on his legacy?

Better solution than the autists that think forced homosexuality and incest are good ideas. What kind of a fucken basement dweller has that kind of a thought and shares it unironically?

Fuck thanos

bet

shit wait hold on

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I'm sure you can take up the mantle and be the faggot.

Welp

Rollll

dust sounds pretty nice

see ya bitches

So you think that being a homosexual is a bad thing? What a bigot.

bullshit

Schrödinger’s user: it’s an user that hasn’t posted in a roll thread yet.

>02468
>13579
kind of obvious in the context, no?

ash me please

Roll

Roll

Roll

three fuckin rolls and you failed every time lmao.

Thanode

Big roll

Roll

Mommy

oh fuck

FUCKYOU

sepuku

Roll

Rollerino!

I think im toast

R o l l

Yoooo

i wanna die

What application is that?

Rolin

Aw fuck m8

Bunp roll

I don't feel so good Mr. OP

Rollin for ash

Rollinga

Here we go

going for the head

Take me purple daddy

Inshallah

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Can you just end me for real, this time. Snap me away into ash, Thanos.

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Rolll

I wanna go...

Here I am.

Pls don't

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ded

What

Roll nigger roll

yah I feel a little gassy

I welcome the snap

Dusty dust

Reee

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I LOVE CHRIS HEMSWORTH SO MUCH

Roll

I'm staying, you raisinet bitch

I don't feel so good

Rawl

Cause im not a weeaboo faggot

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Roll

Thanos get

Apparently, yeah. Holy shit.

I agree with thanos. Hit the reset button

quads im an avenger

mr stark i dont feel so good

Spare me thanos

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You're staying too! Let's kick Thanos's bitch ass back to Titan!

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Rollin

Fuck you thanatos

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i dont feel so good daddy thanos

I wanna join!

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Welcome to the off by one club, you still get to join for being an even bitch.

Rolling rock

Let me die

haha *finger guns*

epic

It be what it do—bill Cosby 2016

ok

Stay cucked ashies.

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roll

i'm staying niggas

I'm staying

Please free me from my mortal shackles

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lemme die nigga

Uwu

roll so I can die

i weady

Snap

lets do it

woot

dubs, check em

Imagine being cucked by Thanos. Later, ash fags!

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i aint snapped today fag

OkAy

I want to die

shit nigger, kinda want both

poof

I don't want to live anymore anyway, crippling depression and stuff

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Roll

NO
I DON'T WANT TO LIVE DAMMIT

Rollin
>I don't feel so good

somebody snort me

full bellies and clear skies here i come

Ro9ll me daddy

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Please be odds

Rollinggggg

HAHAHAHAHA

Did he ever think that he might be apart of the 50% that got killed?

Roll

Roll

Probably prevented himself from dying / just exempted himself.

a

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I just watched the movie finally and... honestly, how do you fuck up so bad? If I was making a superhero movie, you can bet my guys wouldn't give a univercidal maniac time to blink. I know he had magic stones and may have been a lot harder to kill than he looked but there were times when the Avengers could have acted and instantly killed him but hesitated or, in Tardlord's case, times when they shouldn't have acted but did. How do you fuck up so bad carrying half the universe on your shoulder? Also check 'em.

hh

oy vey not again

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I'm scared

Raoul Duke

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rolling

Nice trips

They see me rollin

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Aww snap

Avenge me.

roll

Roll

Let me rest

How can you snap your fingers in a giant metal glove?

Meow

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>snapped

i don't feel so good

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K

Snap snap

Thats kind of the point, they're not running on logic at those moments, starlord is desperate to find Gamora, and Thor later is angry at thanos for killing half his people and wants him to suffer. The movie wasn't about the avengers, it was about thanos and he deserved to win.

Free me

Well fuck you then, you purple pile of shit.

roll for ashed

Why not

>not wanting to get ashed

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ash pls

reckt

Nigger tongue my anus

Let’s get an odd

Roll :O

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Fuck

do i have time to fap?

Gamble

winwin

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Fuck niggers

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Time to dissolve

de_dust

End my fucking suffering pls

Fuck Thanos

ok

Rills

Rollan

Rollio

/dab/

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why not

rolll

Rollnig

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ash

ASH
S
H

>Evens: stay

Winnar

i always stay

LEGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGO

Prepared to die

Just snap me

.

I feel fine.

end it

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rolling again

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No

Would thanos snap a baby in the womb or would it just fall out of the dusty air and die anyways
What are his ethics on abortion?

I don't want to live on this planet anymore take me away daddy Thanos

Trips and Thanos takes an AntManExpansion in the ass

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It doesn't count unless its born I'm guessing.

Cause it's still apart of the mother's body while the umbilical cord is connected.

I don’t feel so g-goood

bye fags

You saying babys arnt alive till there born user
Smh its 2019 bruh dont be a hater

>double the resources
You’re the exact opposite of a plot device. Go back to playing with sticks and stones. Or better yet, kill your self.

i will defeat thanos

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whaaaaaa--

Im immortal. Behold my double evens.

eye to eye

I'm ded

Let's. Finally

FUCKING CAPE SHIT NORMIES ON MY Yea Forums!!!

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Double evens, you're fucking stuck here bud.

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Roll

Wait! I have to see endgame first

pain free insta-death?!


MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE

GOD DAMN IT!

too late

Papież jest albo pijany albo niespełna rozumu

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