this is bad board
This is bad board
>66
>dubs
Nice
go to heck!
ebli qwints
all is doom
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
ebil has fuggin won
Your fortune: Bad Luck
ebil board
bury saggy tiddis
diabolical quints
dubs
>those Satan's quints
oh my fug!!!
ebil has fugging won
(CHECKED)
After the office I worked out at Planet Fitness and once home made obscene phone calls to young Blinn girls, the numbers I chose coming from the register I stole a copy of from the administration office when I broke in last Thursday night. “I’m a shitposting raider,” I whispered lasciviously into my cellphone. “I architect dank memes. What do
you think of that?” and I would pause before making sucking noises, freakish piglike
grunts, and then ask, “Huh, bitch?” Most of the time I could tell they were frightened and this pleased me greatly, enabled me to maintain a strong, pulsing erection for the
duration of the phone calls, until one of the girls, Hilary Wallace, asked, unfazed, “Dad,
is that you?” and whatever enthusiasm I’d built up plummeted. Vaguely disappointed, I
made a few more calls, but only halfheartedly, opening today’s mail while doing so, and
I finally hung up in midsentence when I came across a personalized reminder from
Clifford, the guy who helps me at Armani, that there was a private sale at the boutique
on Madison… two weeks ago! and though I figured out that one of the doormen
probably withheld the card to piss me off, it still doesn’t erase the fact that I missed the
fucking sale, and dwelling over this loss while wandering, it strikes me profoundly that the world is more often than not a bad and cruel place.
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