ITT best poorfag meals

>ITT best poorfag meals

>macaroni and cheese plus tuna

>fried spam

>eggs + beans

>rice

>pasta

>grilled cheese

need more

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Rice with a shit load of black beans on top and nothing else.

Chicken noodle tomato soup

Ruben sandwich if you're feeling fancy

rice + ranch/thousand island/italian/dressing + chicken/beef/pork

easiest

Baked potatoes and any side you can imagine. Just bake em in a microwave
Egg fried rice
Eggs motherfucker
Chicken thighs are cheaper than breast and you can spend 3/4 mins slicing them into breast style fillets.
Boil veggies, blend, add a little cream or chopped up meat of any kind and freeze
Chilli is easy to make and filling
Pasta and kidney beans with a touch of mayo/cheese/whatever you want
Poorfag meals don't have to be too shitty user. Invest more time in prep and you'll save a fortune over time

Top Ramen, plus whatever the fuck you happen to have to add to it.

Vegetables?

Sauerkraut with some chopped hotdogs in it, never let me down before

Fried potatoes and great northern beans, with a small scoop of mayo on top.

wine + vegetable rotini marinara

stir fry

ground beef pasta and tomato sauce add broccoli if u want

Can someone make a list to easy safe that All?

chickie rice; minute rice and chicken noodle soup

mrs. grassley chicken cluskey soup

soda crackers and peanutbutter

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Don't be poor AND lazy you motherfucker

Black user here

So what you wanna do is
>take a slice of bread
>take another slice of bread
>take some peanut butter
>put it on both slices
>take some syrup
>put a little on a slice
>put slices together
>get glass
>get tap water
>put tap water in glass
>sit the fuck down
>eat
>bitch

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p&j sandwich

Im poor, lazy and fat man. so i really need that list

Toast, fool.

Raw hotdogs

bump

One reduced cost cut of steak, you can find deals if you look around. One green pepper and one onion. Slice em up and cook em in butter. Add a slice of provolone cheese to a hotdog bun with a smear of mayo on it. Put your sizzling meat and veggies on the bun. Bang.
You could cut the mayo and cheese if you are looking to eat a little healthier.

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freshman year at military school I made pancakes using a small sheet of metal and a clothes iron.

I live in Germany can't buy that stuff

part two

>take canned salmon
>open it
>remove water
>place it on plate
>inspect the salmon
>remove any leftover bones
>put it in skillet
>break it up as u would grnd beef
>season it(i know, ur white)
>re-cook it
>go in fridge
>take excessively huge jar of mayonaise
>throw it in the garbage
>take rice
>cook it
>get plate
>take cooked rice
>put it on plate
>take salmon
>place salmon on top of rice
>eat

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just make sandwich with mustard mayo chicken and skittles

>best beer anywhere

not far of what i've been eating the last week
>instant ramen 1/day
>black coffee, sometimes double double

that's all

Space Eggs

get eggs and cheese
get a buncha other good shit like cheese, ham, sausage, peppers, onions, or hell even ramen noodles

Put it all in a giant freezer bag and shake that shit up

Boil some water, dunk that shit in until the eggs cook through

Breakfast in a bag that doesn’t taste like ass
Fucking genius

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That actually sounds good

Fried spam chopped up into tiny bits and thrown into Mac and cheese

learn this shit in Boy Scout
shout out to my nigga Scouter Pat

Learn how to fish user. There's tons of plants outdoors too that you can gather and collect that cost 0 and are pretty nice. My mother and her friends knew of an person who grew mustard leaves and such on their property and would head off early morning and rip the shit out of it and make off with garbage bags of the stuff. Mustard leaves are fucking delicious too. Secret ingredient is the crime

damn have to try dat

Maybe but I don't know beer from other countries

breaded fried deer meat with gravy poured over fried taters and onions
meat free
rest grown

Spam is the bomb!

Or you can replace the spam with bacon or just add bacon to the mix

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How to fish if u live in a metropolis?

Spaghetti with tomato sauce.

youtube.com/watch?v=UKfmRhfuI8g

Who the shit has money for wine?

PetSmart

You can get some nice plump rabbits from the SPCA. Rabbit stew is so nice.

get cheap ass wine

if i dont have canned can i just use this

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>hunt my own, squirrels, dove, turkey as well

Ramen noodles
Fluffernut
Mac n cheese W/ SLICED HOTDOGS.

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Scramble up a half dozen eggs and cover with salsa.

can of tuna
get free mustard, relish and mayo packages
cheap box of crackers

This here is an english delicacy

What you'll need
-3 slices of bread
-a toaster

step 1:
>toast one slice of bread
step 2:
>place toasted slice of bread on top of untoasted slice of bread
step 3:
>place untoasted slice of bread on top of toasted slice of bread

It's called bread on toast

Bon Appétit

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How to fish if u live in Berlin and don't have a PetSmart?

thats hilarious

literally the same shit

Can I use the sun or something if I don't have a toaster?

a fishing pole or net.

get a magnifying glass.

I tried adding tuna to mac and cheese. Sounds nasty but it’s pretty good and adds protein.

shit from my local walmart

ramen is surprisingly efficient

i don't have shitty food prices to compare these generally considered healthy foods

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en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toast_sandwich

I’m not making this shit up

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I live in a city too but there'll be a river or body of water somewhere, just Google it. I'm lucky I have the sea on my doorstep and rivers/estuaries on the other. Or if you can handle gutting animals set traps out in wooded areas. It's a cool skill to know and so is the plants thing. Knowing you can be self reliant is a good feeling user. If people hundreds of years ago could do it then so can your dumb ass and the use of the internet

>god tier

Damn you beat me to it

toast
butter
garlic powder

and i meant to have f1 say cents/protein

Fried bologna or grilled cheese + ramen noodle soup to dip the sandwich in.

>have a fish pond installed in your garden
>buy fish and put in pond
>fish from the pond whenever you want
it's not rocket science retard

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Tuna and pasta.

Anyone have something healthy instead of these starchy suggestions.

Flour water and sugar/cheese, mix up and put on tray at 200C until golden brown. 10-20mins maybe. Cheap as fuck and versatile

Chili and rice.

Top Ramen with an egg

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Dont forget the mustard

Tortillas, cheese, pepperoni.

Go to wetherspoons. order full english and pint.

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>then shit yer pants

Yes then shit your pants. But a healthy shit.

I do this with an egg

wtf is dat chicken legs?

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Fucking spoons get outta here with that shit

Spaghetti with rice on top

Slices of pork.

sun toasting is shit tier, takes way too long, if you can afford some matches you can use old newspapers or something to make a fire, just put your bread on a stick, that works too. If you don't have paper in your country you can just light the match and toast your bread over it manually.

>full monte

I've seen a few anons mention Spam. Grocery store here has Spam $2/$5 with a free dozen eggs so I gotta take advantage of that. I spent a lot of time home alone from a pretty young age so I had to learn how to cook simple shit. My favorite thing from way back is a fried bologna grilled cheese. Butter two pieces of bread and 2 pieces of bologna and put them in a skillet. Put 2 pieces of cheese on the bread and wait until the bologna is browned a bit and make a sandwich.

2/$5

Mix 1 can of Armour Chili with 1 can of Campbell's condensed tomato soup and let it simmer for a few minutes. Add mac noodles. Top with shitty Kraft parmesan if you want to make it fancy. Fucking great on a cold winter evening.

most guys will let you eat their cock for free OP

so you know, there's that

Ejaculate is very low in calories. You'd have to suck off hundreds of guys to get a meals worth of calories and you'd probably work off at least half of those calories while you're sucking all that dick. It's like being stuck on an island with nothing but celery. You're going to starve to death no matter what you do.

U can't feed anything with that little cock

im really shocked some oldfag hasnt posted any of those old school Yea Forums recipes
like one involved using a pack of bacon, 2 digorno pizzas, and a pound of ground beef

Crockpot refried beans.

Soak 1 pound pinto beans overnight in a flat container with enough water to cover the beans PLUS one inch of extra water.

Next day put beans and water in crock pot with a couple table spoons of chili powder, table spoon each of garlic powder, onion powder, pinto bean seasoning. I use a lot of salt.

Cook on low 8 hours. When done, add a half stick of butter and mash to desired consistency.

this

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Big glass of water. Eat a spoonful of peanut butter with two saltine crackers. Chug glass of water. Satisfied, full, happy.

My mom grew up in a poor family of 8 and they could rarely afford ground beef to put into pasta sauce for spaghetti so they would eat hard boiled eggs for protein alongside the spaghetti. I always eat a hard boiled egg or two when I eat spaghetti.

my mom used to make homemade pizza. she always just told us it was better than delivery (which was a horseshit lie)

turns out we were poor lol

I feel you user. My parents separated when I was 10 or so. My next several birthdays consisted of my mom taking me to the mall to get a new shirt/sweater and McDonalds or Sonic for my sister and I.

wew that's strange
my mom wasn't even that great of a cook(I mean she could have been if she wanted but she didn't like cooking so she rarely did) but her home made pizza was god tier, way better then anything else i've had

she would much rather order in pizza then make it herself, so whenever she bothered to make it it was a luxury for me

I miss you mom

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How the fuck are you all so fucking poor? I mean I get the NEET life and all, but I’m NEET, AND a heroin addict, and I still have enough money to eat at least frozen foods, occasionally fresh meat, always fresh fruits and veggies.

Try harder, holy fuck.

want

Cook bacon and ground beef
Put on top of pizza
Put second pizza on top, making giant hot pocket
Bake until hot

>eat
>immediately have heart attack and stroke at the same time
>all of a sudden you’re fine
>your mom comes around the corner to tell you it’s time to get tucked into bed
>you protest but your mom of course wins out
>as you get comfy in bed and your mom is telling you a bed time story things start to fade away
>youwerereallydyingonthefloorfromastrokeandheartattack.jpeg

calm your tits faggot
it's not about the money
Ever since I got money i've been eating whatever I want all the time
but i'm getting sick of it
I miss the times when I was poor as fuck and had to make do with what I had or could afford
Being hungry and just getting to eat something made it so much better

I deliberately starve myself only to eat poorfag meals now

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add doritos and shredded cheese then we're cookin

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user, I.....

im well aware of how its made faggot
the point was all the ones like it in the picture format. there were many amazing recipes

from where do you get the money?

this gave me a sad.

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I work for a NPO dealing with homelessness and drug addiction. Yes I understand the IRONING.

Also I’m disabled so I get disability monies from the government.

>>macaroni and cheese plus tuna
>>eggs + beans
Wtf is wrong with you?

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>mac n cheese plus tuna
God teir

>Eggs and beans
Not together

tier

>>mac n cheese plus tuna
>God teir
Idk. I like tuna macaroni salad, and I like cheese on my tuna salad sandwich. But mac and cheese with tuna just sounds gross to me.
>>Eggs and beans
>Not together
We can at least agree on this. Who the hell thought to try combining those?

>Egg fried rice
I tried to make this and I ended up with Egg Foo Young

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Huevos_rancheros

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St._Paul_sandwich
Egg foo young sandwich that is regional in the STL area. Fucking God tier sandwich. It's never more than $2.50 - $3 and it tastes great.

Lived here all my life and that shit is trash.

No thanks

You've never had a good one then. I feel bad for you. You're probably one of those self-hating faggots that refuses to eat STL style pizza and only overpays for shit like Pi. Fuck off and die.

I love Sauerkraut

That sounds like an omelette

Why don't the homeless just buy a house?

user, come over and I'll cook for you

>lol
Way to keep your chin up.

Growing up, my dad would occasionally make something called "potato Surprise' for dinner.

Essentially, it was just all the potato he could fit in a pot, plus literally whatever spices, packet soups or stock we had, all of them at once - with literally anything else that could vaguely work that we had in the pantry. often pasta or noodles.
Once this horrible mess was done, a fried egg was placed ontop of the mountainous potato pile, and we'd grab a fork each and eat it.
Often my dad wouldn't even know what was in it exactly. This is a man who can't actually cook pasta properly at all, or instant noodles for that matter.

it was good the first time I guess.

I've been on an extremely low card diet for two months. This sounds orgasmic.

Rice with a raw egg and some seasoning. I personally use Tony's seasoning, but do what you like. Good af

Poor fags, Just buy an insta-pot. It will change your life. I've been eating steamed veggies and meat for a month and my quality of life has gotten mch better.

This. Also get a sous vide cooker. There are some really cheap shitty ones but if you look around, you can get a good one for less than $100.

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Add some creme fraiche

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Boiled water with pepper

>fried spam

i just came. nothing mroe comforting than a bowl of mac & cheese with little cubes of fried spammy goodness mixed in.

uma delicia

going to do this with corn tortillas tomorrow I think

Mac and cheese plus chicken nuggets my dude

The only thing I have in my apartment is flour and canola oil because my gf thought for some reason I’d ever actually use flour. Time to make unleavened bread like a kike. I have 2 dollars in my wallet.

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bottom shelf vodka that you paid for using the five finger discount and drugs

>excessively large jar of mayonnaise
Kekd
Someone's been watching boondocks. You forgot to mention cheese, black user

oh man, and i thought that i was broken.
at least you have a gf.

flour+salt+oil = basic pizza crust dude

You need like yogurt or something or that's going to be hard tack and you'd be better off just eating the toppings.

Gordon Ramsay it's over cooked.jpg

That’s kinda what I’m doing. I made some runny dough. I’m about to pour it into a skillet.

I don’t want to eat my 2 dollars, they’re the only toppings I have.

Cheese sandwich

go to a food pantry, they give out free food

Ass.

Will they give me food even though I’m a college student

My college doesn’t do free food New England liberal, west coast hippy stuff. This is Louisiana I’m talking about.

>poor
>Getting to enjoy all those luxuries foods

Nigger I eat chicken and broccoli every day.

Depends on where you live. where I live we have food pantries that sort donated food and hand it out to in pre portioned packages to anyone that shows up, but that organization is only in my state not the whole country

i'll trade you my ramen soup for your chicken

In the USA we usually just microwave the bread

There are food pantries and banks not on a college campus. There's a lot of them, actually. Just google them and go. Free food no questions asked.

that's why you got that high rate of micropenis there

stop trying to make us sound stupid, I've never known a single person to ever microwave bread

Cheese sandwich again with chips you put chips in between the sandwich.

I guess you've never had a real bread sandwich then

Cheese sandwich for a third time.

Dope. Looks like I’m hitting up Saint Vincent de Paul.

Cheese sandwich for a fourth time.

Cheese sandwich for a fifth time.

Cheese sandwich for a sixth time.

must be sad to have something to eat :(

I dont care if I end up magically having a billion dollars, I'll still have spam every now and then. Its just good. Mac & cheese too.

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You want some flour?

>I'll still have spam every now and then
EVEN YOU'RE COLON CACER FAG

*CANCER

>he doesn't know how to see how many people are in a thread

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>Time to make unleavened bread like a kike.
lost

Bean and egg burrito

12 pack of tortillas, a carton of eggs, and a can of Goya black beans from the mexican aisle.

Makes enough burritos for a few meals, they refrigerate well also

>anything potato but especially baked, mashed together with butter and sour cream (easily done with a fork, or even skip the mashing part)
>anything omelettes(just any ingredient as long as it sounds like it can go together)
>rice rice rice rice
>hunting if you can afford the equipment and depending on what you hunt a little extra but goes a long ways for venison jerky
>put salt on everything, makes shit good, even plain cookies
>canned food
>popcorn(homemade is probably more healthy) if you need fiber in your diet, it really fucking helps
>OATMEAL(this shit comes in a large tub and all you do is pour milk, butter, (salt, or for sweet oats, suger and rasins) and stir
>various spices that will last years in a small shaker
>pasta or noodles(mix it with a lot of shit for good results, sometimes i put eggs in my ramen)

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Mac and cheese or ramen with sliced up hot dogs.

describe how you do it faggot, not everybody here is a chef ffs

what you want in exchange?

Mac n cheese with tuna and peas is probably my favorite meal ever. Fuck the haters

>oatmeal
I have a huge bag of dried oats in my pantry but how do you actually make that shit taste good? A shit load of honey...? How.?

Off brand mac=cheese.
Can of Ro-Tel.
Can of no-bean chili.
combine.
Tastes like the bastard child of mac=cheese and nachos.

if you can't extrapolate how to make a burrito out of egg and beans, head straight to auschwitz, don't collect 200 dollars

This chart doesn't make a lot of sense, why does it say not to let lye come in contact with hair conditioner? There's lye in soap, so that happens every day.

Stfu retard, my favorite childhood poor snack was bread n' butter in the microwave. Grandma always knew what was best and it was microwaved bread with melted butter

lol, sorry user, never in my life i have eat, made or even looked at a burrito outside a pic.

it's so sad that i kekd
and it's more funny because i did as a child too

Classic one, I like using Italian sausage

It’s flour bro. It’s free.

kek'd because the last time I ate beans I shat myself

if you have enough skill, you can make multiple pizzas for cheap

I’m glad we aren’t alone. I too ate microwaved bread with butter. Though I could only use the microwave if dad wasn’t asleep and had been able to pay the electric bill.
Fucking hard to cold spread butter (it wasn’t even real butter) on bread without tearing it to shreds...

for free!!??
*soviet union anthem*

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i remember we had one of those old microwaves, no rotatory plate and just a knob to select time.
counting to 10 sec or it gets hard like a stone. then a butter shred.

oh fuck i got depressed remembering that lol

oh my sides! kekd

Scrambled eggs with spam and mushrooms
Any kind of soup made with homemade bone broth
Refried black beans and rice

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spam's fucking expensive as fuck though.
pork chops are like $4/pound and a can of spam is like $5 or $6 and isn't even as much meat.
cheapest way to add meat to KD is ham or cutting up breakfast sausages/weiners.

>chicken breast
>rice
also
>eggs
>toast

literally had this for dinner

Brown rice is better. How about peanut butter and banana sandwich on whole wheat bread. Steamed Idaho potatoes or yellow sweet potatoes with Lima beans and other vegetables. Meat is expensive so I don't eat a lot of it. Cornbread with beans, pancakes for breakfast. Just some of my food items.

Only an asshole is gonna charge his neighbor for a cup of flour.

That's those funny looking things that grow in gardens.

Where in the hell do you live?

well yeah that's true.

i'm wanting to do some pita like crust now

lentils, curry powder, brown rice; you can throw all three in a rice cooker, turn it on, and come back to fart fuel.

sounds nice
how much water and time?

just ask your personal chef what to make if money is tight

I've found that lentils and brown rice usually cook at about the same rate and require roughly the same amount of water; a 2:3 ratio of lentil+rice:water is probably pretty good. It does depend on your rice cooker (or stove+pot), though.

rice (with lime and cilantro if you're feeling fancy)
mexican style black beans
sauteed peppers and onions with chili powder and cumin
two fried eggs (substitute with meat if you like)
milk/tea/coffee/water

tbh this macaroni made me the most erect i’ve been in months.

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Also, ethnic grocery stores (indian, in particular) are often a hell of a lot cheaper than your regular grocer, especially for spices, rice, lentils, and other legumes.

thanks user, i'm gonna try this

Chicken ramen and a few eggs

Soft boiled eggs white bread and salt and pepper in a bowl

Get a stick of velveeta melt and dip shit melt that with cooked pasta for a endless bowl of mac

And when all else fails mashed dog kibble and water. (I grew up neglected)

Meine WG macht immer "überraschungs nudeln".
>Packung Nudeln (39cent)
>Alles was du da hast (sijasoße, Brühe, passierte Tomaten Gemüse was halt da ist)
Zwiebeln und Knoblauch gehen immer

SPAGHETTI WITH KETCHUP

LITERALLY LIVING OF LESS THAN 1 DOLLAR A DAY

AND ITS TASTY

ketchup?
oh la la mr sophisticated

Leanne Brown's cookbook "Good and Cheap" (which she has as a free pdf on her website) is pretty good, too, and a decent introduction for people who ain't used to cooking.

found it:
cookbooks.leannebrown.com/good-and-cheap.pdf

thanks user

Nobody needs that shitty crap. Real man just cook like and how aand what they want. No need instructions by otherones especially dumb feminists

Spoken like an incel whose basement dwelling is overflowing with fast-food wrappers.

Turkey or some lunch meat and cheese to roll it in

This is good shit

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Tree bark, Dirt,

Looks like a crusty hit her p and just crusted it out, but it's all I've got right now apart a few kg of rice sadly I've got a report due in a few minutes to write so no rice

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Costco chicken as well, shredded for tacos or put in soup

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fried chicken and watermelon

Good luck on the report!

Mustard and horseradish are the white man's condiments

Omelette with bacon and onions.
>Quick
>Cheap
>Satisfying

Your cooking sucks

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Wine is the cheapest form of alcoholic beverages

Add rice then its a wholesome dish

Bush's homestyle baked beans and white bread. The bongs call it beans and toast

Alcoholics

Sounds like garbage to me

ITT garbage tier food poorfags have to survive on

Fucking hillbilly

>>ITT best poorfag meals
Thanks captain obvious

Or learn how to cook instead of eating disgusting mashed up shjt that looks and tastes like it has been eaten before.

Chilaquiles
>warm up oil in a pan
>cut up tortillas and put in pan
>fry until crispy (i always preferred em extra crispy
>add salsa and let simmer

Couple this with a little bit of cheese and chopped onion on top and a fried egg as the side.

Alternatively, when my siblings and I were too young to make salsa while mom was working we'd beat an egg and fry it with the torillas and eat it with some ketchup.

Get eggs and milk and make some pancakes

Microwave quesadillas

Basically.
Anchovies, Fritos, hot sauce is my favorite

Fried carrots

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Sprich Englisch du Schwuchtel

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so basic, yet so good

Not that you've researched the shit out of it to the point of soliciting grants or anything though.

I don't know but I'm excited to find out

Add some broccoli or cauliflower to that mactuna and you get fiber and protein and cheese.

Eggs and beans? Oh fuck yes. In a tortilla rolled up in some tinfoil that shit stays nice and warm for hours.

I’ve heard of this but been skeptical. Does the bag not melt at all during the cooking process? It IS boiling water after all.

Jalapeno spam! Yes it exists and is awesome

>796666666

Jalapeno cheesy bacon meatloaf. Simple standard meatloaf recipe, egg and bread loaf ends mashed up with a scoonch of catsup, just add pockets of cheese and bacon and fine sliced jalapeno

Nah, the bag will get hella soft but once you pull it from the water it'll be fine

take a can of beefaroni and crunch up Doritos in it

>macaroni and cheese plus tuna
just saw this thread, holy cow, do I want this right now!

Hotdogs wrapped in crescent roll dough is good as well

Here's something i've been working with:
1. Get some mustard, mayonaise, guacamole and tuna
2. Mix that shit up and put it on bread
3. ???
4. Profit

This is it chief

Like pan fried? Or we talking deep fat fry

mac n cheese + ground beef + pickles + onions + tomato cubes = cheeseburger mac

3 eggs
1litre of milk
100g of melt butter
400g of flour
(optional) a shot or 2 of ruhm

mixe all this shit real good

take your frying pane

learn to flip your mother fucking crepes that you can fill with whatever cheese sugar jam etc,,,

Cornbread yeehaw

it has quickly became what I go to frequently, I add 2 cans of tuna and smoked white cheddar

w-why put the chocolate in there

pasta with white sauce is cheap too

Lol how did I guess what "Schwuchtel" meant

pineapple and eggs ? is not too sweet now?

Kek

Fried rice use left over rice

Poor man's chicken Alfredo
>Cook pasta and drained can of chicken in butter
>Once cooked, take pan off the heat
>Let butter slightly cool (still melted, not sizzling as much)
>Garlic powder, black pepper, whatever spices you want
>Add cream of milk
>Put back on heat and stir cream and butter
>Dump a shit ton of Kraft grated Parmesan into pan while stirring
>Adjust cream butter of cheese to preferred consistency
>Chicken Alfredo for the common man

10/10

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bacon eggs

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Tuna noddle caserole. This shit is addictive and sits heavy in the stomach, so keeps you full for a while and doesn't take much to get full
Ingredients:
two boxes mac and cheese
two cans of tuna in water
one can of peas
one can of condensed cream of mushroom soup
milk
butter

>Boil the noodles of the mac & cheese until soft
>Drain the noodles (you can keep a small amount of the water to replace the use of milk here, this goes for regular mac&cheese too, just use extra butter instead)
>Mix in the can of condensed cream of mushroom soup, just stir it in as is
>Mix in the milk, butter and cheese packet as directed by the mac &cheese box
>mix in the tuna
>mix in the peas
Presto! Believe me when I tell you this shit is truly delicious! The cream of mushroom sounds weird, but it is what ties the whole thing together.

This thread is probably for an absolute poorfags, but if you got some change to spare, I find chicken tights to be very cheap and good way to stuff your stomach, so you don't have to blast tenner on your takeaways. I cook them in the bag /w spices to preserve juiciness. Still very cheap meal

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Really good if you keto.

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I've been eating more of them since they are so much cheaper vs breasts, I bread and fry them with louis c. k. recipe

bingingwithbabish.com/recipes/2016/3/16/louiefriedchicken

for fat fucks needing to lose weight

>air
>water

for everybody else
>everything

thanks user, looks like some good ideas

a can of crushed tomatoes. some spice (salt, pepper, garlic, orgeano, basil). 1-2dl of red lentils (a cup or so)
Eat with pasta.

That should be about 4 servings and cost you about 2$ for the lentils (add price for pasta).
If you are a fat fuck, add shredded cheese

a can of cocunutmilk, a can of crushed tomatoes, about 2dl / a cup of red lentils, about the same amount of water. Season with a hefty scoop of peanutbutter (like 0.5dl) peanutbutter and spices as you see fit.
Salt, pepper, garlic, chili and/or a bit of readymade chickenstock

let it simmer for like 10-15 minutes.

Tasty as fuck.

Cost = slightly under 1$ per serving.

That's too many unneeded calories and too much protein and sugar, you stupid fucking Nigger. This is why your entire race is morbidly obese and bankrupting the US Medicaid system. Learn to eat you stupid son of a slave.

this is why America is doomed

>no money for food
>has a gaming PC
looks like your degree wont be as helpful as your parents thought it would be

>I find chicken tights to be very cheap and good way to stuff your stomach
What

Spam is left over from ww2. It was made to be eaten out of a can and provided high calories and fat for ground war soldiers.

Indeed, entire box cost just couple shekels

pringles with pot noodle. Sounds ranc but its good shit

What a bunch of penniless faggots. Starving to death on ramen but still have time to post on Yea Forums.

I'm having mac n cheese again today. So fucking good. Add some cream cheese, a little bit of cayenne powder, some extra shredded cheese.

You can't survive off of pasta and cheese.

ramen, eggs, green onion and steak-umms.

My main meals are this once in a while but more often just some easy ass eggs in a basket with cheese. It's the perfect meal. Toasted bread, hole cut in middle, egg in middle, grill it up, flippy dippy, add some cheese. Protein, carbs, fat, tastes good. Rest of the day is easy with cheap protein powder drinks or meat.

Grilled cheese sandwiches dipped in chicken noodle soup. Fight me!

grill cheese with mayo on bread instead of butter , sounds grosse but is nice actually

>microwave
Ok Mr Millionare

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Forgot to post this one:

potato, egg, ham, onion, breakfast hash

Fuck off discordfag I don't want to be a tranny

HOLY SHIT! Is that farcry?

Reminds me of Australian guy (Andrew Taylor) who ate nothing but potatoes for entire year!!

Fucking imagine shekels you save on that diet. A lot people do this thing, it's called "Potato Hack" I even read the book about it.

rice + kimchi

Peanut butter on a hot dog. Its a once i n a while food.

OP here, I will make some of these and make a new thread for results.

Thanks anons