I just got home from getting fucked by a dog. AMA

What breed of dog, how large was he? Was this your first time?

Met him on a gay dating site, and it sounded exciting.

of course you are from florida...

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Is this not illegal...?

Not if the cow consented.

Yeah, I actually took it. Hurt like a bitch TBH
Lab and German Sheapard mix. It was fairly long, maybe 7 in, but thin until he really got going.

Mostly. Varies by state. Illegal in most. As for porn of it that falls under obscenity so prosecution is going to vary. It's not clearly illegal to post here.

You can't hold back love, user!

tl;dr

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Useful for pervs like me

That seems painful

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Can a dog give you aids?

Got more shit like this?

Is that a serious question?

Yes

Plan on doing it again or was it a one time thing?

I'm not sure yet. Still feel kind of numb. Emotionally. Physically, I'm definitely not numb.

All this new faggs not knowing and never been here when the girl from /adv/ banged some ramdom anons dogs.
You faggots missed the fun days

No kidding we got a guy here admitting to bestiality and its no fun.

Yeah answers are short and bland.

Really? How did that play out. I was kind of hoping to meet some people with similar experiences.

Sorry, like I said, I'm still kind of numb. I'll try and answer with more detail from here on out.

Numb? What made it so upsetting? Guilt or was it really just that odd or what?

I guess a little of both. It's something I've been curious about for a while, in a "looking and reading about it on the internet" kind of way, but i never thought I'd be the kind of person to actually do it. Know what I mean?

I'd been on beastforum and stuff before, but then I met this guy on Adam4Adam and he asked me if I had kinky desires. One thing lead to another, and I told him I was curious about beast stuff. he told me he had an unfixed dog, an here we are.

>>Florida
>>Man

Thanks, that's all I need to know.

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I've only been here two years, and it's already ruined me. Nice trips, btw.

did it really hurt?

No. Animals can't carry most human diseases. Viruses and bacteria tend to be highly evolved to one kind of host.

good to know

Honestly, the fucking itself hurt more than the knot. The cock was swelling pretty much the entire time until we tied. Once he stopped trying to pull out, it wasn't so bad. It didn't feel as big as I thought it would. Just big enough to get stuck in place.

That said, there are some kinds of infections dangerous to humans and animals alike that they *can* carry, and sometimes animals' infections evolve into a human-compatible form because of close contact with humans and animals

That would be awkward to go to the doctor about.

>Hey doc, yeah, I got the sniffles after I let my neighbors dog fuck me up my ass.

ofc its no fun that some faggot shit....
>Girl go to /adv/ basically say she wanna try doggo because she watched some porn or whatever also is submissive posted few selfies as proof
>basically long thread bla bla Q&A turn out some user is living in her area and have 3 dogs
>he offer her to meet at some place basically they talked kinda crypted about places in that area so others cant find the place, if all go well and she fell alright they can go to his place and he will give her i think it was 200$ per dog fucked
>all thing went to Yea Forums so threads started to pop up here also some user claim it was doganon and that she went and he had pic and clips, everyone call it bullshit
>guy actually post one pic. basically was girl on her 4 blue shirt and no pants and pointer dog beside her, it was a side pick so you cant see face or nudity, but her shirt was the same from the selfie pics and the hair was same
>at the same time some Yea Forums tards manage to find her fb true the selfies from /adv/ thread, start msg her and all that, dog user got scare and never posted again
>some user posted a chat with her, basically he claimed he was admin and that he will remove the threads if she confirm that that was her
>basically she say it was her and that she had good time fucked 2 of the dogs and sucked off the 3rd because it was too big
>then she deleted her fb and disappeared no news since then
She was 19 or 21 don't really remember, but it was a solid 7 blonde in shape. Ive seen the selfies still floating around the chat screenshot where she admit it is also floating, last time ive seen it posted was like a year ago on Yea Forums

Some of us like that faggot shit, sir

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yea yea i know but im just saying

>not grossed out that it's inter-species
>Grossed out that it's two males

Kek. At least you're picky about your degeneracy.

>Grossed out that it's two males one of witch is inter-species
Fixed for you.

tfw you can't get laid by a 7/10 but fucking dogs can

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aids came from monkeys you idiot

i'm pretty sure it was niggers and they gave it to monkeys

>Inter-species
>One of which

Pick one.

I'd fuck a monkey before i'd fuck a nigger, tbh

listen guy its not my problem that your a gay fuck off and deal with it

It's not my fault you can't Engrish

You ever think about fucking other animals?

I've thought about it. The guy with the dog also has two goats and a pig. Those might be a bit too much for me though. Especially the pig. Pigs are fucking huge.

Did you get any pics or videos?

No. He offered, but I was too nervous to let him. Here's a pic of my ass, free of charge

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Would you do it again? Also, what was your favorite part?

Now that I'm thinking about it more, yeah I think I might. To be honest, the best thing about it was being mounted. Like, even before the penetration. Just knowing that I was submitting to that creature was really hot. Knowing how dirty, depraved, and taboo it was. Mmf.

Nice ass. Shame you let a dog fuck it kind of makes it less hot.

I let a dog fuck me. I didn't know about the constant expansion and when he knotted it was like 9 inches deep in my guts. The knot was massive and painful, but having something that deep in me made me sum nonstop. The best part was when he finally got small and cum spilled everywhere. I remember trying to escape before the knot and he growled and nipped at me

Also the relentlessly fast dick beating. Most videos and stuff online don't show that. Its like getting drilled

Right? Like I had no idea it would leak and grow the whole fucking time. I knew about knots, but I didn't know that it grows constantly until it's time to tie.

For me, it was surprisingly quick. The whole thing only took about a minute before we were tied.

If you give him practice itll be longer after a while

I was kind of ashamed afterwads, but it was so hot. If love to find another dog like that

Yeah? part of me was happy it was quick, but if I keep this up, I might want it to be longer later
Me too. Still, it was pretty exciting.

It's still my fetish. No amount of toys can compare. I've been with guys but I didn't like it as much

yep, humans are actually rare in that they get fully erect before penetration.

Really? What about it is appealing to you?

this thread needs more visual aide.

This

Mostly the being taken, submissive to an animal, and being power fucked.

Nice. It's similar for me. Knowing that the beast is besting me, totally dominating me. There is an appeal to the breeding aspect too.

Calves have teeth. This seems painful.

they don't bite though

>knows from expereince

I write beast stories on xnxx now under diff names ever since it happened. God I need to find a new one.

Gotta greentext to share of your fav experience?

You ever think about getting a dog, just to fug you on the reg?

Yah, but I work and travel so much that it wouldn't work. I had one but I was never home and felt bad

I'm glad you're out there tho op. Hope to see more stories

is it weird that that is the main reason i want my own place?

well from raising cattle from calves, never thought of doing that before though. They just don't bite, no reason to. Horses bite. they are dicks sometimes.

No

Thanks. I'm kind of worried I may have opened Pandora's box.

If I prank call escorts with this. Can the police show up at my door?

Monkeys started AIDS its unclean.

Do we actually know that?

did the dog act normal or was he trying to mount you the whole time

i want to train my male dog to do this but i kinda worry that it is going to make him unbearably horny all the time and make the people around me suspicious

It's hard to say, because once I was there we basically got down to business... Might be worth asking someone with more experience.

Where did it take place? Curious Florida user myself too, cute ass btw

Thanks! Central, near Orlando.

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dude thats fucked up. he's handcuffed

I too am a male who got fucked by male dogs while living in Florida in my early 20's. Biggest dog I ever took was also the first knot I ever took. It was super hot, but I panicked when he knotted. I was trying to take pictures of myself tied. But I only got some lackluster ones. It's so true that the fucking is the really great part. The knotting could possibly be great with practice, but the first time is scary. I couldn't concentrate enough to enjoy it. But I got mounted a couple times after, just not knotted again. Hard thinking about it, but I'll likely never have the opportunity to do it again.

East Orlando myself, this state is wild. Got a way to contact you?

Damn, this place is where people come to go crazy Never say never. You never know when you'll meet a like minded person to help make stuff happen.

My Kik is WildeTimez

>tfw live on the opposite end of the country from Florida.

>tfw no cute dog or cute gf into dogs
>or both

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I haven't been mounted or knotted yet but sucking on a dog dick and swallowing his cum was probably the hottest experience I've had in my life

the real crime is having laws against giving animals pleasure

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Right? Like, if a male dog mounts and fucks you, how is that YOU taking advantage?

i have no idea why it upsets people so much

i get that it's more of a gray area with female dogs but when a male dog mounts a human it should be pretty obvious that he's having a good time

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Hear about that euro birch who died to allergic reaction to dog cum

Nope, but now I know i'm not

imagine how rare that problem is

even if only one percent of humans like to fuck dogs (the real number is higher) that is still 70 million people, one of which had a lethal allergic reaction to dog semen

thejournal.ie/woman-died-from-allergic-reaction-to-sex-with-dog-172620-Jul2011/

of course it's going to be newsworthy when it's as rare as getting struck by an asteroid

i wonder if that guy got his life back together

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You can't be forced to mount someone, really

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I live in the Space Coast area you make me sick

I don't know. I've seen some videos of some VERY pleased looking female dogs. you know when they go to lick you off before themselves after the act that they must really like it lol.

you have to admit it is rare

Sure, but it can happen

oh yeah i know from personal experience how much they can love it

i just mean that the potential for intentional or accidental abuse is higher

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That's your conscience. Keep ignoring it you sick waste of life.

That's just instinct bro don't be delusional. It's a fact that their reproductive system is not meant to handle the way we have sex.

>not posting your gaped dogcum filled bussy

why even post

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So many Space Coast folks here, wish I still lived in the area. Never had a dog fuck me but still want to.

all you gotta do is treat them like a human
Don't fuck with them before they're sexually mature, give them even more time beyond that to stabilize mentally, treat them well in all respects of life not just sex, only try with someone who trusts you, etc.

...

um
have you ever seen how dogs do it?

a human can be way more gentle and caring than any male dog and she will love you for it

the problem is that a large number of owners surgically remove parts of their dogs reproductive systems before they are fully developed and think every other dog is the same way

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yup, good advice

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I'm pretty sure the human anus wasn't meant for baseball bats or wine bottles, but I've seen people get pleasure from shoving such things up there.

You work your way up to it. just like you would with your own anus, you start with something small, for a short time, and go from there.

Lol yeah you do realize that the male dog constantly nuts and the thrusting is brief? You take advantage of your dogs limited mental capacity. I doubt you're capable of reading most brief stress signals.

You are such a repulsive individual that no woman ever wanted you. You turned to animals for serial gratification and delude yourself into thinking that they enjoy it. You are a failure.

>implying animals can't get pleasure from sex
It can be mutual gratification.

Let's look at the flip side. Before the animal can fully develop, lets' cut it open and remove parts of its reproductive tract. Just like nature intended right? Because making love to it is soooo much crueler.

Let me know when you solve that Pyometra and cancer problem. Unless you're one of those backyard breeders. What's a little anesthesia and major surgery when they're 11, right? Good job slowly killing your dog.

the male dog swells up inside her so she can't escape and when they try to pull apart it is obviously painful for both of them

mating with a human is much more gentle, something being natural doesn't automatically mean it's good. Pretty much everything humans have done to make life better is "unnatural".

correlation is not causation

pyometra is a problem in any intact dog, and much less likely to be lethal with a zoophile owner who will immediately know when something is wrong and bring the dog to the vet.

cancer is a problem with all dogs intact or spayed. spaying reduces the risk of some cancers but increases the risk of others.

my intact dog lived way longer than the average for her breed.

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Bro, you lost the argument when you brought up "love". The dog swells up to ensure proper mating so that no semen is wasted. Try to get educated on a subject outside of image boards.

>Florida

... yup...

Let me know how a spayed dog will get ovary cancer LOL. What's the cure of Pyometra again? Oh right, removal of the uterus and ovaries.

dude, get help. dogs dont want to be fucked. your brain isnt working properly (ie you cant procreate with an animal)

youre no different than a pedophile (atleast pedos like their own species tho)

kill yourself, there is no hope for you...

are you implying that dogs don't love their owners

because in that case what the fuck are you doing to your dogs

Dogs don't have the means to understand what love is. Your dog can respect you but your dog is incapable of "love". A lot of the gestures that people mistake as being "sweet and lovey" are merely typical submissive gestures. I'm doing everything for my dogs that they could possibly desire. Structure and consistency.

>DETAILED GREENTEXT

pyometra can be easily cured by antibiotics if you catch it early, it is recommended to spay because it will most likely keep happening.

a spayed dog is much more likely to get bone cancer, i guess we should just remove the skeleton while we're in there to be sure

why does this subject make you so angry dude?

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We don't remove their skeletal structure because they require it to live. They require their ovaries to give birth. So, if they're not giving birth then they don't require it. Your comparisons don't make any sense. You're grasping at straws to tell yourself that it's okay to take advantage over an animal that's supposed to rely on you.

i feel sorry for your obviously mistreated dog

please give it to someone who would actually care for it

lmao you're autistic dude. I bet you would walk a shepherd for a measly hour twice a week because you're a fat fuck who "doesn't have enough time". My dogs are in the best shape they could be in mentally and physically.

Name one mental exercise that you work with your dog on?

she does nosework, we participate in agility events, go swimming together, she comes with me to work every day

she is a completely normal dog in every way, i am getting real tired of your "holier than thou" shtick

also we fuck like rabbits

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Okay, great job naming off a bunch of jobs with no substance. How lucky to have a dog naturally gifted in every way.

it's not competitive, just so she has some venues to socialize with other dogs and have fun

i can only imagine how aggressive and antisocial your dogs are when they have a owner who is this constantly angry

LMAO dude you're great. You wish your dogs were half as intelligent as mine. The only nosework your dog does is smelling your limp dick. Come back to the argument when you have a basis on the fundamentals of dog learning.

OH MY GOD my first kill yourself comment! what do I do? What do I do? Should I act hurt? Victimized? how do I help you get off on this :D

I think you should treat dogs like humans
Dont' fuck them before their sexually mature
wait twice that long to let them finish mentally maturing
doing the sex should happen only between people that know and are comfortable with each other
Don't do anything you wouldn't want done to you
Don't do anything you wouldn't want done to your asshole
If you're not willing to support and care for your partner, you shouldn't be fucking them either

Human. Dog. Goat. Chupacabra. I don't fucking care it still applies.

And what if it relies on me for its sexual needs, because i find it unethical to mutilate it just for my convenience?

by the way, are you Dash? there is some furfag who keeps melting down over zoophilia and you sound a lot like him

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lmao your dog doesn't rely on you for its sexual needs. They lack capacity but even they realize you're not the same species you nit. The delusion is very strong.

No, furfags are even worse than you degenerates.

inter-species sex actually happens quite a lot in nature too, most animals are more than happy to seek it out and have a go if their bodies and genitals are compatible enough

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-reproductive_sexual_behavior_in_animals#Inter-species_sex

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I will point you to the russian red fox project

Russian researchers took red foxes, bread them, took the ones that were least hostile / scared of humans and bread those. Repete for 40 someodd years.

They resulted in foxes that were not afraid of humans. Their ears got floppier, their temperament became calmer, they were completely human tolerable, but something wasn't right.

They sent some of the red foxes to american researchers, who came up with a test. They have a human sit in the mittle of a 10' by 10' pen, and introduced a fox. it would walk over to the human, sniff at them, and then go sit in a corner or at the side. the foxes didn't give a fuck. They then repeated the experiment but introduced a dog, which EVERY time for EVERY dog would walk right up to the human, lick their face, nuzzle them and lay beside the human.

What this shows (and what the foxes lack) is that dogs have a readiness to develop emotional bonds with humans. They want to be with and around us. This isn't some primitive submissive behavior, they actually see us as some funny-shaped but still dog thing that they can play with and love.

It's entirely possible to develop deep emotional relationships with other animals. Some animals are hit and miss (like cats, who mostly don't give a fuck) but of all animals the most thoroughly and often researched are dogs.

You are objectively wrong.

I am glad that you compare your mental capacity to that of domesticated animals.

please tell me theres video

Wow calling me objectively wrong while using very objective evidence. Nice work there Sherlock. The problem here is comparing an animal that lives in a social hierarchy and another which does not.

The point still stands, dogs have a well documented readiness to bond emotionally with humans. Choosing to ignore it makes you no less wrong.

i don't video our misdeeds because it would put my dog at risk if any of it leaked.

you can go to the zoo board on eight chan if you want to fap to videos of this

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No, I just dismissed your point as false. You can't compare forty years of selective breeding to thousands of years of domestication.

you won't get anywhere with ad hominem attacks

if you read the article you'll see that most of these animal odd couples happen in the wild

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bullshit. dogs can't type, let alone be on a dating site

"most happen in the wild"
Taken from the article: "This is more commonly observed in domesticated species and animals in captivity."

How pathetic are you???

Don't cherry pick to suit your argument

"Some animals opportunistically mate with individuals of another species. This is more commonly observed in domesticated species and animals in captivity, possibly because captivity is associated with a decrease in aggression and an increase in sexual receptivity.[66] Nevertheless, animals in the wild have been observed to attempt sexual activity with other species."

it still happens A LOT in the wild. it's obviously observed more often in captivity because of the constant human presence, but bears still shit in the woods even when you're not around

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that's what THEY want you to think

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The process was not in question. The result was. You suggested that dogs are merely submissive to humans which is objectively false, they are fully capable of forming emotional bonds. This project by contrast shows something that IS merely submissive and doesn't want emotional bonds with humans. Under the grounds of your argument I could accept that the tame foxes are not ethical to fuck under the grounds you can't create emotional bonds with them. At the same time dogs have been proven to create strong emotional bonds with humans, and because such bonds can exist I'd argue one could ethically do the sex with one.

I did not cherry pick anything. You stated that most happened in the wild as per the article. While the article has an explicit stating that it is more common in domesticated animals. So, your argument is that "I am right because even if its not observed it is still true." You're ignorance personified.

Hey, I found your little russian experiment. If you're going to use a past experiment as proof you should at least know the real results of the experiment.
"Members of Class IE, the "domesticated elite", are eager to establish human contact, whimpering to attract attention and sniffing and licking experimenters like dogs. They start displaying this kind of behavior before they are one month old. By the tenth generation, 18 percent of fox pups were elite; by the 20th, the figure had reached 35 percent. Today elite foxes make up 70 to 80 percent of our experimentally selected population."

Only bears in captivity shit or bears shitting in the wild is rare because we more commonly see them shitting in captivity

Totally makes sense

no it actually says "This is more commonly observed" without making any hard claims about one or the other

and again with the ad hominem

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Back pedaling this hard. You made a statement that was false to support a weak argument. It's okay you just have bad genetics.

so you're saying it's ok to fuck foxes too?

furries everywhere rejoice!

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Nope, just proving the foxes used typical appeasement gestures.

Howd u know he was into it?

cute selfie bruh

So first the article is making a hard claim that it happens more in the wild but, once you're called out the article isn't making any hard claims after all. Hmmm