Which one do you pick and why

Which one do you pick and why

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OP, your thread is retarded.
Who's going to pick anything but the minecraft sword and heelies?
Everything else is useless.

minecraft sword and heelies fucker

Na, xanax and heelies. Take all the xanax at once and heelies yourself straight into the oncoming horde.

xanax and avril lavigne, what a way to go

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Also I should mention the xanax container only has 1.5 pills left to make it less op

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Xanax because of stress. Kids scissors to make sharpened sticks for stabbing.

>english to australian
lmao

Xannies and bepis because apparently there aren't any calories in mustard wtf

Clearly the Mario costume and mustard anything else is irrelevant

xanax and pepsi - the guns are at home

Avril and scissors. If I’m gonna off my self, at least I’ll do it with some solid jams.

Xanax and Mustard. Drugs and spices will be rare.

Xanax and scissors.
>eat all the pills and cut OPs faggot dick off with the scissors

Rare? Motherfucker everyone is a damn zombie, you'll be able to stroll into stores for a decade and find mustard, that shit doesn't go bad.

bepsi and xanax

Rolling

I'd pick the children's scissors to stab myself in the throat because your thread literally gave me cancer

mario costume and heelies, if i'm taking on the horde i'm doing it in style

xanax and xanax

The only correct answer in the thread.

Mustard can also act as a deterrent if you mix it with water and put it into a spray bottle. Sorta like a mild pepperspray.

I'd take mustard over any of the other shit presented.

2 april laundry CDs.

Roll

Minecraft sword nigga

Heelies and mustard. Ride into the horde and pour it all over the place so that they slip all over it and get stuck to the floor.

Pop some xans with sbepis OH YEAH

Pick 1 or 2? make your mind up faggot

This

No twinkies?? WTF

Mario costume and heelies. They help you get that P speed