What is the worst thing you did and you deeply, deeply regret it/or not?

Tried rapping a woman who was passed out. It was 20 years ago when I was in high school

Didn't really go through with it as I was too scared of people passing by and getting caught. I have never told this to anyone.

I killed my hamster when i was around 8yo.
I didnt mean to, i threw him on the ground for some reason.
It still hits me sometimes.

I want to fuck black chicks all day until I die.

More detail plz

Based EMT

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My sister shoved her pet hamster into the closet because it was being loud at night. She remembered it was there about 2 weeks later. Poor thing died of dehydration or starvation. Terrible way to go.

I didn't search the HDD of a 14 year old chick for pics when I had the chance to. I deeply regret it.

ok so with the 12 year old girl. she was my moms best friends daughter, and she was around my brothers age so they hung out my friend was there we were doing god knows what, and so we get horny and we notice little kids are asleep, us being horny say fuck it with morals, so we slip our hands under the sleeping girls shirt, and i personally didn't get anything she had a bra on, my friend actually went under the bra and grabbed boob, got a boner and jacked off in my room, o jacked off with him cause had nothing else to do, we didn't jack eachother off cause that gay

fondled my 10 year old cousin when i was 15, she was asleep on the couch, she had slept over after hanging w/ my sister. Fondled he tits, pulled down her panties and licked her ass cheeks. Came buckets. Don't really regret it, she never woke up.

I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.

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so lets talk about my half sis for a bit
i came home from whatever i was doing and realized my half sis was asleep, shes 18-19 i think at this time so i notice her bra is lowered and i can see her nipple, so im in shock and get a boner, so im putting my ahnd as close as i can to her without touching it, put my dick on her feet because im a sick fuck with a foot fetish, so eventually i think im only going to get 1 touch of this boob, tho i lay my head on it and then she goes to move, i jump and run to the other side of the room, and then proceed to jack off, at this point she moved her bra up and turned a bit. so i couldn't get any more tit

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So how old are you now?

I abused my dogs. It was when I was younger from the time I was 13 to 16. I feel absolutely terrible about it. I was on a fuck ton of drugs that were making an already angry angsty teen even more angry. Shit like pills and not always being able to feed my nicotine addiction. I didn’t want anything to do with my dogs, and when I was pissed off and they’d go run or make noise I would beat them. Punch, kick, I even threw my little one. One time it got so bad a blood vessel popped in one of their eyes. I’d feel bad afterword and would always tell myself I would never do it again, but then I did. I still feel terrible about it. My parents never found out. Whenever I visit my parents I always see those poor dogs. They’re still so loving and nice to me. I feel awful about what I did to such amazing animals and would go through it all myself to take it back.

One time I gave my sister a sleeping pill when she asked for headache medicine then she fell into a deep sleep and I grabbed her ass and rubbed my cock in her lips and busted a load on her face and hair.

I got my mom's friend pregnant when she was drunk at our place.

Found the retard

Gave oral sex to a 10yo girl when I was 17. No regrets. We both enjoyed it.

When i was 6~7, me and two other friends of mine molested one of the friend’s little sister.

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*Medic

How far did you get?

I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die

I stabbed a man in Mesquite for a Klondike bar.

And my dog hates me for no reason.. acts like he has to be scared of me. that little shit

Cheated on my wife with high school senior. We worked together, and someone saw us. Had to quit and almost ruined my marriage.

How so?

I told this story before but b said fake and gay.
>live in a decently known college town
>me and my little sister both go
>I am finishing my masters
>sister is an undergrad
>always wanted to bang her she was hot
>she lives with her boyfriend, I live alone kind of a loner I live alone.
>super modern place, cement floors, metal feuturs, hard edged and furniture to match
>I had plans to go hunting for the weekend, was supposed to leave Friday morning but it was raining all day so I waited, didn’t want to be in the cold ass rain
>apparently sister gets into a big fucking fight with her boyfriend and breaks up with her
>gets hammered with her friends, totally blackout
>loses her phone and wallet and all that stuff
>wanders off
>somehow makes it to my house in the rain
>total mess, soaked, sobbing
>I tell her she can stay with me
>help her get out of her wet cloaths, get her into the shower
>we end up talking and she’s drunkenly explaining everything
>she’s out of her mind but I think because I’m being nice to her she starts touching me and shit
>fuck
>we start making our, we end up in my bed and I fuck her, no way she remembers
>wake up next day to my sister yelling “what the fuck!??!? What the fuck!?!”
>try to calm her down she screams no! That I raped her that I took advantage of her
>I plead with her that it wasn’t like that
>she is screaming for he clothes and telling me to stay away from her
>I try to grab her arm
>she pulls away and looses her balance
>falls and hits the base of her head on a step/ledge in my place
>you can here the crunch
>she starts convulsing
>I’m screaming oh my god oh my god
>totally panicking, there is a little blood but nothing crazy
>I’m crying and yelling scrmaling for my phone
>before I can even dial she stops moving
>test her heart beat
>nothing

Cont.

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>Be me, 18 yo virgin
>Local crackhead girl always at bus stop
>She pretty cute for a crackhead
>Sitting down
>She comes up and cuddles up to me
>She is high off her mind and is just rambling
>Practically falling over she's so high
>Look around
>No one there
>Pull out my dick
>Start jerking off
>Crackhead girl just watching me
>Grab her hand and put it on my dick
>She doesn't seem to know what's going on
>Use her hand to jerk me off
>Cum all over her hand
>She's so high she doesn't realize there's jizz on her hand
>Tell her she has something on her face
>Wipes cum all over her face
I did so much more with that girl many times and feel like I used her. Kind of feel bad about it now but at the time i was just a horny teen.

Worst thing was fuck my buddies passed out drunk wife. Cumming in her and recording her shower.
How it impacted me, well that shit is now my fetish. It’s probably going to ruin me for life.
I do regret it, but have help myself from fapping to it.

When I was 5 yo my older cousin (16) went home to take care of me cuz parents leaved for a few days, she spent the 3 days taking my clothes off and then rubbing her clit over my pennis, worst thing is that after that i started doing the same with my neighbour, the only difference was that he was a boy so he jerked and sucked me and i did the same

In a relationship.
>Showing myself off for older guys, playing with dildos and stuff.
>Once i rode it cowgirl style with dick flopping everywhere.
>Came 4 times in a row while 5 guys were watching and jerking off.
All this on cam
Am i gay?

No sex, just using our hands.
It was honestly more like fondling her.
She seemed to enjoy it. Idk how we were never caught.
We were outside, at a party at the time.
(The party was outside aswell)

Don’t
>Desperately try to do chest compressions
>I don’t know what I’m doing
>when I finally accept that she’s gone I just sit staring at her crying for what felt like hours
>phone rings
>it’s her fried asking if I’ve seen my sister
this is where I finally realized what a horrible person I am
>without even a voice crack I say “no I haven’t seen her, im on my way up to a hunting trip, is everything okay?”
>her friend says “ yeah it’s fine she just got drunk and stupid, you know her”
>after this my mind starts spinning
>I gotta clean this up, I gotta get her out of here nobody will beleive me
>have plastic in the garage for when I bring animals back, big truck enclosed back
>take her, out her on plastic. Grab bleach, bleach all over her body, including up her vagina and in her mouth
>scrub her
>roll her in the plastic
>bleach the ledge where she hit.
>take all the clothes and put them in a bag,
>load her into my truck
>head out like I’m going hunting
>drive for almost a day into the middle of fucking nowhere in another state
>dig
>burry her
>cry uncontrollably
>drive hours away next day
>burn the plastic and her clothes in a fire
>get a call from parents
>”hey I know you are out hunting but can you head back to school sisanons friends can’t find her”
>act surprised as her clothes are literally burning
>sure I’ll head back right away

Police got involved, kept my story, nobody had any reason to think she was with me and had an Alabi,

She’s still listed as a missing persons

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nah thats not gay

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My senior year, two of my friends left a party I was throwing to go buy weed for everyone (we all threw in). Through a series of unfortunate events they ended up at a gas station 45 minutes outside of town, beyond fucked up with a broken down truck, so I had to go get them. While I was moving the truck to a parking spot, two cops pulled in and put me in the back seat of their cruiser. They twisted my arm into admitting who had been driving the truck before it broke down (I had told the cops my friends were sober when I had last seen them, because both were beyond fucked up at this point) Eventually had to pull a Sofie's choice and point at one of my friends and he went to jail. His family didn't have money so he missed some school and a wrestling match which got him kicked from the wrestling team, which cost him his scholarship. He got DUI, possession, and contraband charges and it really fucked up his life. He works in a gas station now and I purposefully avoid him because I still feel so guilty for picking him that night

If you have to even ask, then yes.

Gave my sister they key to my cock cage. She lost it. We were drinking one night with 2 of her friends and we both got sloppy drunk. We started arguing about it. "Why do you care about some stupid key user?" I was drunk so I replied honestly. "Because it's for the lock for the cage around my dick." Instantly got awkward especially with her 2 hot friends there. Sister told me they all laugh about me now and how I ruined the chances of hooking up with her friend.

I've done much. Some standouts though

>An ex who had confided in me that her mom's boyfriend had molested them from 9-12 (gfs age during) until her mom turned him in. Because of this every time me and her 2yr younger sister were alone I would make her do everything I wanted. Everything. This went on the entire 5yr relationship, and while sometimes she cried during or after all these years later she told me she really liked it and was sad when mom's bf got arrested. I filled in nicely. My GF and her mother we're both problems through all of it. Degenerates the likes of which I haven't encountered since. I don't really regret this period of time.
>11yo ignored by everyone attention seeker. This poor thing had it worse then many I've seen and I took full advantage of her. All these years later she still sends raunchy photos/texts and tells me I'm the only one who gets to ass fuck her. And she likes getting ass fucked. Slight regret because I created my own personal monster who I don't dare deny.
>Twinky. This poor boy had the misfortune of meeting me during a really dark time and ran with it...in both his holes, fast forward to now and I'll never be what he wants me to be. So I just use him up and send him on his way. Heavy regret because another monster I made that can never adjust to society without my guidance. And my guidance ended with my dick and another guy's in your ass at the same time.

About two years ago I matched a hs student on tinder, she wasn’t hot kind of chubby. Got her to send me some Snapchat nudes over a few days.

Tell her I want to fuck, she says she’s in school, reveals to me she’s...in high school... tell her I’ll pick her up from school if she’s willing to ditch.

Leave work, say I have an emergency, pick this girl up from her school, drive to a seclude spot, have her blow me, fuck her in the back seat raw.

Go back to my apartment, give her some beers, fuck her two more times, stick my fingers in her ass, she says she’s never done anything like this.

Take her to her moms house at like 345, drop her off around the block. She walks home like she took the bus

Never talk to her again.

sucking some guys dick when I was around 11
>go to some immersion shit in the UK during holidays, three weeks of lessons and live at some indian's family house who doesnt give a shit what I do.
> Get to know the guys around, especially the ones who turn out to speak my language since my english is terrible.
>Meet some white dude who is always smoking cigarets and turns out he is going to school with my older cousin
> we get to talk, and he introduces me to other people, kinda alpha.
> feelsgoodman, hanging around with older people, getting fed cigarets and alcohol etc..
> They buy some weed and i get to smoke for the first time.
> One night, I stay over at one of the guy's who was living in a dorm because his parents didnt wanna pay the 50 euros a night for the family
> we drink, smoke and they invite me to watch some porn
> watch it and they kind of force me to masturbate with them
> cousins' friends asks me to jerk him and kinda of guide my hand.
> that night I just did it to him and nothing more happened, but ended up sucking both by the last friday of the trip.

Recovering drug addict here.
For a few years I was a mover in New England area and routinely stole opiates from customer's med cabinets. My nadir was when I started stealing from womens' pocketbooks openly in front of the other movers. I sometimes think when bad shit happens to me, this is why.

same here Yea Forums said fake and gay.

Be me
>Random guy on the street started bullying me
>He must know me or something
>he started a fight with me and I kicked his ass
>I’m not satisfied I want more
>idea came to me to humiliate him
>Took his phone it was unlocked
>Took a pictures of his bloody face "looks so dead"
>Send it to all his group family and friends
> at the same week I heard people At work talking about a story about a guy that his mom died (heart attack) after she saw a picture on WhatsApp Could it be? the same guy?
>I also heard that his family blaming him for the death of their mother Specially his little sister every time she see him "you killed her you killed mom it's all your fault
>as time goes by at the end of the year the same guy commit suicide blaming himself for the death of their mother
Fuck it got escalated very quickly

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You've posted that story before haven't you?

>>Random guy on the street started bullying me
>>He must know me or something
>>he started a fight with me and I kicked his ass
>>I’m not satisfied I want more
>>idea came to me to humiliate him
Holy fuck, exact same thing happened to me up to this point.
>the guy runs away once he realizes his mistake
>I start to follow him, cat calling him and making fun of him.
>turns out he was going back to his friend's house to get help
>get my ass beaten up by 5 people
>ends up in the hospital

>old fag
>be 49
>dad passes away
>mom tells me she has to give me the truth
>my dad wasn’t my dad, my grandpa was my dad

I’m literally the product of f/d incest

>you should have this hammer
>don't use it just show it
>people will think that you are dangerous and crazy and leave you alone

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Top 3:
>Found a bird nest on my roof, smashed the eggs with a hammer for no reason
>Went in a girl's camwhore session and made her cry by telling her she's fucking worthless and will never amount to anything more than being a whore
>Generally just treated my dad like shit and called him pathetic all the time
Did all of these when I was a kid. Still bothers me.

I have a wife and kids and I lie to them and say I go on business trips on the weekend but I'm really going to see my other girlfriend. Relationship isn't even serious, I plan on her catching me do some sick sexual shit and breaking up with me and telling everyone I know in that city. Still feel guilty about it though.

That second one is topkek. Imagine trying to bust a nut and then the slut starts crying.

nah man read
he says the mexican girl was 18
his GF is 7 years down the drain because they broke up

Fake and gay

lost my one true love and to this day i regret how i was to her. i still even look out my window just waiting for her to come back

>at this point of my life i want it to be fake and gay
>fuck..i killed two people with WhatsApp

you got caught didnt you

i was just singing this song god dammit

I kiled one dog i I fuck It and was not disgusting

I killed some guy by throwing a brick from a bridge when I was like 9.

Never told anyone it was me. I did not do it on purpose, I was just being stupid by throwing shit.

i hope you had some fly lyrics, son

i stole candy when i was 12

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I dont think I did. I left the cum in her hair and I think I might've saw her eyes open a bit but nothing was ever said.

Same thing happened to me. Was the guy black? Those chimps always have to gang up.

Went off the map on steroids (whoring whoring whoring) after my divorce and now i'm the attorney known to have 2 kids, with whom I have no contact, with a very young girl. I think all the prosecutors despise me. but i'm not like that anymore. sucks. but my new wife is perfection, so i'm ok inside. you can only miss your kids for so long....

Accidental murders are quite common

There is a shocking amount of unsolved deaths and missing persons because like you and there is no reason to know a connection or it was an accident that could be easily cleaned up.

Also missing persons, everyone lined up when a 13 yo is missing but nobody bats an eye if a loner 33yo cubicle rat or crack whore stops showing up to work one day

Used to do a lot of buisness in Asia

I have 2 kids in Asia that I know of, my real wife and kids have no idea

>Be 16, living with just my mom
>Mom’s bf and his 8yo daughter move in
>Few months later, (sorta) stepsister tells me her dad “does things” to her
>Hide old phone in her room for a few nights until it videos jackpot
>Eventually mom breaks up with bf, they move out, I never tell anyone

Same I travel to Japan for work often, been banging a colleague of mine there for 2 years she’s 3 months pregnant. I’m actually not even worried.

The disgusting truth behind atheism.
>nothing is real, I can be a piece of shit because it does not matter and all the people I hurt do not matter
Their lives matter every bit as much as your own. You will be held accountable. Sad you seem to think you are somehow stronger than the average person for it as well.
>Done so much shit a normal Person would be crushed by guilt but me . No ragrets !
Fucking retard. Just know that one day you will come across a more dangerous being. Maybe they will live with "No ragrets !" too.

During senior year of high school not asking this sophmore girl in my home ec class out.

Wow, I am really vanilla compared to a lot of you guys.

what happened in the video?

I used fake names in Malaysia, they tried to hold me accountable but they can’t fucking find me!

I’d be more worried with Japan but she’s probably happy if you just send her a check once a month

fake af, sounds like something a thirsty af virgin 20yo would write

Round 2AM he walked in and got into bed with her. It was dark and they were under blankets so the video didn’t show much but you could see his ass going up and down and hear her not enjoying it. He grunted when he nutted and then he walked out and she went back to sleep

A found a couple of inappropriate videos of my neighbor's daughter. Should have told him but didn't. Kik Jeffool if any questions. I'll answer what I can.

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Women basically don’t have much rights, though I’m worried she will be shamed to shit if it’s discovered she’s a single mother. Next trip out we’ll see guess I might have two wives soon.

Snitch, you never have to admit something.
Off yourself

Put a hidden camera in the bathroom to spy on my roommate. Sometimes regret it. Didn't really affect my life, other than having the knowledge that my roommate was hung like a horse.

annd you didnnt
act on that very..
> precise
information ? :D

Probably stealing all my ex-girlfriend's pills on multiple occasions. Could have at least left her enough to get by.
Aside from that, I felt pretty bad for leading a few women on for sex before completely losing interest and ending all contact.
Fucked a friend's live-in gf once, but eh she had already cheated on him tons by then. He died young from some heart issue a few years later but we made peace before that.
Oh yeah, and once at summer camp I pushed another 8 year old off a steep mountain trail during a night hike. Had to be airlifted to a hospital where he was in a medically induced coma for a while. He had a bunch of broken bones but he survived (and we didn't have to put up with him being the annoying dweeb of the cabin anymore that month.)

I have been in my apartment for 3 days and I'm too scared to leave. What's wrong with me?

when i was 13 i touched my 9 yo sister while she was sleeping. would do again.

No, never did. He was straight as an arrow with gf. Got to see her big ol' knockers too. I'm bi so it was a pretty big win. Got some good wank sessions out of the vids.

19yo fag from texas moved to la. there i run about in certain semi-celeb circles through my friend who is an indie musician and got me the option to meet many attention, fame craving young girls. never had any luck until i met a young teen from my place which is actually posted here from time to time and best known for her involvement on a certain youtube channel with a lot of young people in it, doing all sorts of stuff, from food, videos react etc. the fact we "kinda" know eachother or at least our families got me some luck with her so long story short i ended up using my chance to the fullest and got in her pants like year and a half ago. talking about years...that seems to be the problem with this story, her age... now you do the math

Weird

I once ate cereal with out milk

This avid voyuer, have gotten a lot of god tier OC fap material. No regrets as it’s a victimless crime.

You sick fuck

I used to buy liquor for high school girls. I used to make them blow me for it. One time this ugly girl wanted some and I told her I wouldnt do it unless her hotter friend blew me. She coerced her friend to get in the car with me. When we were alone she kept asking to not make her do it and ultimately i forced her face right into my groin and shoved it in her mouth. I kept shoving her head up and down until I blew my load. She was silent. Part of me regrets it, part of me loved it.

No regrets dude, women are whores who cares what they feel

This

Porkchop sandwiches

i fuck 2 of my cousisn when i was 19 one was 15 the other 16, im 32 now and im fucking my step daughter she is 16 but i been fucking her since she was 12 nothing's best than young pussy!

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I don't remember how old I was. No more than 19, when I felt up my sleeping aunt. One hand in my pants, one hand on her back and boob over the clothes. She didn't wake up and never found out. I've never done anything like that since. Obviously this was incest, but I wasn't even really attracted to my aunt. Just a horny teen who treated her like an object. I deeply regret it. Hasn't affected my life any other way.

I got drunk last night and jerked off to interracial porn

Dude, just end it now

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I know I hate myself but I learned my lesson and never do it again

for reference this is what she looks like now

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I wank over the most fucked up shit in these threads

Should’ve gave her a painal

These things happened during the late 90's, probably before you were born. It was a different world than where nobody was thirsty. Fag.

I'm not going to tell you my channel, so don't try to doxx me. I'm a YouTube pranker. I would watch all these other Youtube prankers just walk up to a random hot woman on the beach, or the street, say a few cool lines or play a game of rock, paper, scissors for a kiss, and then they'd be making out. I was jealous, but I lack the confidence to do it myself. So instead what I do is pay models and actresses to play strangers in my videos who are so charmed by my act that they instantly kiss me. It's fake.

>thinking that the videos you watch aren't fake

The best pussy I have ever had was the only time I had sex with a 10y her dad payed me for it and asked me to cum on her ass and then liked it of... He was nasty... But she was hot

you mean the teens/kids react channel? Who is the girl???

I go to a medical school with my brother and girlfriend. Being that it's a medical setting with labs it has very strict rules to avoid transmitting any germs and getting everyone in the school sick. Strict dress code, the instructors have everyone pull up their scrub legs to check if we're wearing white socks, ect. You can't have food or drinks, things like that. One of the rules is that you can't chew gum. But I do it every day. I've gotten so good at it that noone notices. Not even the strictest instructors. They think I'm paying really good attention but I'm really watching them so I'll know to stop chewing when they look at me. Sometimes I'll even put 2 or 3 pieces in my mouth. Thing is I keep a really high GPA so if I'm caught they'll give me some slack. I think they might think I have IBS or something because I'll go sit in the bathroom for like 20 minutes just chewing my gum. I do this multiple times a day. The director came in my class earlier today and was passing out nametags to the new students and I "accidentally" knocked them off the desk so I could chew while she picked them up. I chew gum in labs, even during lunch breaks. And nobody knows

you have some clues in the text

What a mad fucking lad

India?

my best guess

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Slapping my teen autistic nephew around. Now before you get judgemental hear me out. This fuck will never contribute a goddamn thing to society, he'll mouth breathe, make other people's life shit and give nothing back. If you're a burger this should enrage you. Because while you get up, half zombified, drag your tired ass into your work clothes, then go to a place with a bunch of people you might hate for a third or more of your given day, he gets to sit around ohm ohming to the ceiling while getting a fat check every month that's coming out of all of us. And there's thousands just like him. A 9mm bullet and a bit of emotional pain seems more sustainable then his continued existence. Fuck yeah I'm salty!

I fantasize about murder. I really don’t care anymore. Prison has got to be easier than a dead end 9-5, sexless marriage, traffic and bills. Fuck it, I’ll fight or die. Point blank.

77e83cb1

Ive been to prison it’s the worst place you really don’t want to go m8

anyone else?

am a brainlet no idea what to do with this lmao rip

I strangled a woman in Little Rock for her Beyblade.

Why? Maybe I said that because I’m having a terrible day. No rest, do you get to rest there bruv?

No regrets, just redemption!

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I was having lunch with a couple of my friends. When one went to the bathroom, me and my other friend put some super hot, ghost peppers in his burger. He came back and took a big bite. I didn't know about his gut problems, but next thing we know, he's on the floor.

Martin Luther for Smash Bros!

I suppose I could confess to child molestation before the thread dies

This isn't the Salty Spittoon, it's across the street!

You remember that movie where the teenagers run over a guy and he comes back to haunt them? You Killed Me Last Summer? I got something kinda like that. My buddy was driving me home and we totally hit this guy. I mean he was out. Now in our defense, we were drinking pretty hard and this guy was walking down the side of the road the wrong way on a foggy night. I convinced my friend to keep driving, that he'd be in trouble. Yet I hold it over his head to this day, get him to buy me Mr. Pibb, Oreos, etc, or I'll go to the cops.

Pray to God, son. Pray to God, and you'll see her in heaven.

Dude, oreos are mostly crisco. Plus, if he does go to the cops first, he'll be out of prison some day to, "haunt you."

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True, but they're more addictive than cocaine. They've done tests. And have you ever dunked an Oreo in Mr. Pibb before? That's a sugar high that wipes the pain of accessor to vehicular manslaughter away.

Back before Snapchat got anal about 3rd party shit and phantom still worked I used to trick dumb girls into sending me nudes, mostly young high school girls. Including Britany Ortiz from teens react. I shared most of the pics on here, this was years and years ago tho. Don’t feel bad at all and if phantom still worked I’d do it again.

First Attempt at Greentext. Sorry if shit.

>Be me
>14, Grade 9
>Tech Ed Class
>In class with another kid who has the same name as me, different last name
>He's creepy, taller than me older by a year
>Pushes me around because I'm small and sound kinda gay
>Threatens me with knives and shit
>I think he may have been jealous that everyone called me "user" and called him "user b"
>Anyways eventually he challenges me to a fight
>rich school, so "fights" are regular but basically just two kids calling each other gay from a safe distance
>I do a faux stand-up routine and make other people laugh at him
>I "win", don't interact with him ever again

2 years pass and I'm in grade 11, it's nearly summer

>See user B in library with his dick friends
>He's talking about how he's nearly failing school, won't be able to graduate if he doesn't finish the work he's doing and hand it in the next day
>They go to the cafeteria
>I go to their computers
>Nobody threatens me with a knife.
>I nuke his work. 5 years of high school down the drain. Break his USB stick in half, delete his google account.
>Leave the library and never think about him again

Then, a year after that, a friend tells me he saw user B at his lifeguard training course

>Says user B lost the sports scholarship he was vying for bc bad grades
>Couldn't get into UNI
>his parents kicked him out as punishment for his shit behaviour
>He spent NINE MONTHS on the streets of Surrey (shitty place near Vancouver)
>Now he's trying to get his life back together with the lifeguard program thing
>When I heard what happened, it honestly felt like I was high or something
>I felt like a god
>Nobody Threatens Me With A Knife.

That's my first proper Green text Yea Forums, I hope it wasn't too bad

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My gf and I went to different colleges after high school. I wanted the college experience and decided to dump her, but before I told her I convinced her to strip and play for me on webcam. She didn’t have a clue at the time, but I hooked up my laptop to a tv and let all the guys in my dorm hall watch. Some of them took pics of her spread eagle on the screen. They got shared all over including at her college. She dropped out and was never the same.

It was pretty good. Nice work

You and I both know that, "Oreos and Mr. Pibb," are less addictive than cocaine. Probably you more than I.

Why did you do that? We're you mad at her? Did your buddies pay you? Did sharing her with other guys turn you on?

No judgements for confessions, gawker.

Lmao get fucked

I think that they found rats prefer Oreos to cocaine.

It wasn't a judgement. It was a question.

I was young, dumb and thought it would be cool. My roommate helped convince me. Nobody paid. It was really hot but super degrading. She showed literally everything and of course we just a bunch of guys drinking and laughing at seeing her naked

lol, did they snort the coke?

One I bet you wouldn't ask in person.

Well we're not in person, are we? Otherwise I thing a lot less people would say they molested their relatives.

Then I'd finally be able to nut!

You fucking degenerate!

When I was around 16 I had a gf but I was too young and idiotic to relize how much she loved me, she was 19 at the time, much older. Even tho I was younger I more or less acted like I'm mature except for my sickening urge for sex. Other girls came and I have them attention and in way robbing one who liked me of company and distancing myself from her. One day I rly wanted to get out and the fact that we meet over net and not in person made me think it will pass me, so I broke up out little online dating to be free and to find something that's next to me. After we went apart I lived my life normally and didn't even think about her a lot, maybe few times in 6 mounts. One day I was sitting in my room and sudden urge got me, I wanted to cry and I had a panic attack, I could get my shit together, I remembered how she loved me and how I just kinda pushed her away (being 16 and dumb doesn't justfy anything) so lucky I remembered where I left her phone number that I wrote down in case I ever need it, typed her number and texted her. She responded and we started texting again. Latter I learned that she found another bf when I wasn't there, she never thought I would come back so she kinda went forward with life (I even urged her to get bf). Latter, after some time of texting with her and no matter how meany times we were fighting and arguing over stupid things, she still loved me, and even tho she was with that other guy, she kinda pushed him away to be with me and one day she broke up completely to be worth me. We still had out trubles and fights but we somehow got throw it, we always got throw it, but one that hit me hardest was when I was pressuring her (bc I was skeptical of her statement, that she didn't do anything with her bf, that was with her when I wasn't) she kinda did lie bc she was afrade to lose me, but I found out they had sex and everything. Tbh I wanted to be 1st I wanted us, me and her, to lose verginty to one another.

Oh fuck! Is your last name the same as a the single name of a particularly mopey singer?

Exactly, let them come clean without pressure afterward. It's relieving to the conscience.

There are ways to help people, but they need persistence rather than pressure. If you want to help people, you need to forget about fucking eradicating them.

I downloaded child porn and made it available for people to see on the internet. I deeply, deeply regret it, for I perpetuated the abuse of children. It also ruined my life as well. I spent 7 years in prison, almost died, came out, have a shitty job and need to find an apartment soon with no credit...I am a 30 year old man who's never been in a relationship with a woman. I did just have a good date last week, I just texted her saying I'm really bad at texting and asked if I could call her sometime, well let's see if she will ghost me...

Dated a crazy girl and fucked her in the ass then I broke up with her after her dad hung himself, she was always was mentally troubled and I manipulated her into wanting anal sex and then I left her at her most vulnerable.

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I'm not trying to eradicate anyone. The questions are asked without judgement. Some might find the invitation to further explain cathartic. Others can just ignore them.

I found out, and it kinda kicked me so hard. She didn't tell right away but I dug it out of her. And it made problems but we still didn't brake up. We had meany fights after that and we still do to today but we don't brake. I don't know if we are best of worst couple. We love each other to death but always argue. Anyway, my point is that I regret walking away from her and making myself miserable in process. It could have went maybe better if I stayed maybe worse, idk. I just know that sometimes it keeps me up at night and I kinda hate that guy even tho it is his fault, it's mine. I hate myself but I project that in him. And also we meet in between of everything and we are still together. It's kinda rly complex and long story and I could write a book. Hope u enjoyed story faggots, I wanted time writing it.

why did you downlaod my man

Did you sniff your finger, and if so, what did she eat for breakfast?

Because I was an asshole 21 year old who hated myself and took it out on the world. I was addicted to porn and the habits just got worse and worse.

I had to go to this office downtown to fill out paperwork for this after school program I'm going to be a part of as a mentor. I saw one of the secretaries had this big box of donuts on her desk. It wasn't in the same office and I was too shy to ask, so after I turned in the paperwork, I pulled the fire alarm. Everyone evacuated and she didn't even take the donuts with her. It was as if she was leaving them for me.

i dont think surrey is that bad, i live there. theres not lots of blacks around so its not a death sentence being on the streets.

When I turned 18 me and one of the black varsity players fucked. I’m a small white guy, no regret it was amazing. I’m 23 now, we still fuck from time to time. That’s him in pic, I’m mostly straight, but I occasionally I’ll pop some x and have some passionate sex with a black guy. No regrets, girlfriend watches occasionally it’s fucking hot fuck you lol. I’m a small cute innocent white guy so you can imagine.

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I raped my best friends girlfriend when she was passed out drunk at a party. I have no regrets. She was a solid 9.

Lol smart move

9 year old

Full story?

Moar

Look, a nigger with a photo-shopped dick.

I made my grandmas dog lick my balls. It died about a year later

Trips of truth

I am talking to a guy I met on Yea Forums about us date raping my wife together. Really enticing but wondering if I shouldn't go through with it

I had the same thing happen with a Craigslist girl. After the purge and losing the email chain, I did find her on Facebook though.

I had sex with a family member.

Ok, and your point is?

That's terrible and sad. Do you ever think about it?

Also I live in Chicago so finding a good looking black guy with a nice dick is easy. On Saturday me and my gf have a date with 2 black dudes at Rivers casino I bought us a nice suite, I’m so excited to look into my gf eyes while we both take it. I feel like I could make most straight guys hard if they watched, it’s like watching a Blackedraw video every time. I’m a cute innocent looking small white guy from the suburbs of Chicago, I’m literally swatting off black guys all day on grinder. I get to choose the hottest ones. No regrets and not larping. Still in closet so this is one of the only places I can speak about it. No regrets I’m sure allot of straight guys find this strangely hot, ughhh I can’t wait for saturdayyyyyyh. That’s Johnathon in pic he’s chill.

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those dicks are not shopped. Not saying all black guys have massive dicks, I’m in Chicago and I’m a cute small white guy with a nice body and butt. I have the power, the idea of them fucking the shit out of a white boy from the suburbs is so hot to them, it’s like some primal urge they have to get back at the white man. I have tons to choose from. Obviously I pick the hottest. That’s my gf in pic she’s going to get dped for the first time on Saturday. I am not larping, this is the only place I can talk about it, I’ve been working in body shops my whole life I currently manage one, if anyone found out I’d probably be ousted and not respected.

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wtf I didn't see my post number

My dad had this gf whose sister moved in with us at the time all of them would get fucked up on sans and alcohol and us kids got away with murder his gf sister had 2 young daughters 6 and 8 I was 13 at the time the 6yo walked in on me jacking off asked what I was doing I said I'm trying to make myself feel good so asked if she could help so I showed her how to jack me off eventually I got her to give me blow jobs and I would eat her out and finger her I dont regret it at all and to this day that was the best pussy ever

You fuckin rat

You know I believe there’s allot straight white guys who think that’s hot. I love Blacked.com videos, I’m straight(98%) but I’ll admit these white girls make sucking a big black dick look like fun, idk about getting fucked but there’s been times while I’m masturbating the thought of sucking a big black dick to completion makes me really hard. Also these Jews are crafty asf, the way they show these black guys fucking the white girls is the only realistic porn, that is how people actually fuck unless ur a fuckin weirdo.

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If I knew I could get away with it, I would hire someone to kill my nephew's mother so I had an alibi. She is the embodiment of pure, manipulative evil and has made my bother's life a living hell. I wouldn't feel the least bit bad about it either. Only thing stopping me is the risk of getting caught. I have 2 sons and too much to lose.

She was one of my sister's friends. Very cute. Awesome dripping wet little pussy.

Bmp

Agoraphobia maybe?

Had a coke run in my early 20s. Caught me a case of the HIV from all the nights of blacked out unprotected sex. Im 29 now and cant ever have a real relationship with a girl. You dont ever feel sick on the HIV as long as you get on the meds quicklike. Im undetectable now. Notice that sometimes cuts take longer to heal. Get sick more. Other than that its no big deal. Just cruising through life having one night stands now. Condom on of course. I have to bail whenever things start getting serious with any chicks. If i let one get too close, id have to eventually tell her and I dont want to have to face that disgust. So I feel pretty lonely. Cant cath any feelings for any of em. Family doesnt know. No one does. Sucks Yea Forums

>disgusting truth behind atheism
Atheism is truth, my deluded friend. I need fairy tales to behave like a decent person?

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Jesus, I want to know the name so bad. I won't rat on you user honest.

In high school there was this girl that was in love with me, she was dating my best friend and ended up leaving him to purse me. Since I was young and stupid I didn't want anything to do with her because she was kind of chubby, not even fat just a little chubby. We made out once. I ended up dating one of her friends though who eventually broke up with me because I didn't make any sexual moves on her fast enough. We dated maybe a week. I regret the whole situation, I really hurt her and I missed out on the opportunity to be with someone who actually really liked me for me. Had I of not been so shallow and stupid and gave her a chance I think my life would of turned out so much differently. Maybe I wouldn't of switched schools that year, maybe I wouldn't of ended up dropping out right as I was coming of age so instead of doing stupid teenage things or experimenting or experiencing life and growing I was just stuck in my house 24/7, alone, slowly rotting away to the point that now I'm an adult who still feels like a teenager with no life experience at all. She's married now, got a degree I think, fit and healthy, moved away, I'm still in the same house I walked off the bus to.

Had sex with a nigger girl. Thought I had AIDS. Got herpes from her.

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