State you're job, salary, and age. No trolling edition:

Technical Writer
$3.5/hr
25
Eastern Europe

37, 160k/year, software engineer in Palo Alto CA. For what it’s worth, 160k doesn’t go far here.

21 - $65k/year. Car salesman

Architect
OR
65k/year

I will add that I live in a rural, low cost-of-living area. 65k goes a long way here.

Nice try FBI

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Bartender
$25-$28/hr
32

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Shift Leader at Dunkin' in central Maine
$15.45/h+OT
21y/o

Jiggalo
$200-$400 per hour depending on the client
38. 10”

Technical system analyst. 30 per hour but only just started a few weeks ago.
22 yr.
Work hours are really flexible and end up working anywhere from 30 to 60 hours a week. Mostly do the later shift from like 12 to 8 PM. Kinda nice. Always go to sleep at 12 so now I have time to get/fit/ before work. Losing weight and making dosh. No gf cause autistic as fuck around women.

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IT Consultant
~£110,000 per year
31 London, UK

Full time musician
Not very much
25

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27

Air Traffic Controller

160 k base 200 with overtime
Four 2 week paid vacations per year.

Student
16 yrs old
1000$ per year

No Job
132 Million dollars that I sued my uncle for molesting me
19/M

28
neet
5k a year

31, union truck driver, 124k last year plus no cost benefits

21, med student, living off government loans (UK) and £10/hour part time food delivery job

>Costco
>$33hr or some shit + a few bonuses a year
>30

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Video editor, 40k/year, 35

Cell tower technician top hand
21.65 an hour, full benefits (80\20 medical, dental, vision) with pension
I'm 28 years old

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PASS

Arcade Game Technician

$13/hr+Overtime (Haven't hit my hourly rate cap, that $13 will just keep increasing til then)
23

...tbh, I actually like my job. I'm pretty fortunate.

My buddy is one of those he literally drives around all day to give kids guitar lessons he works for some internet company and they take practically all the money that guy ends up making like $500 a week for like 30 hours worth of work travel time and expenses not included

>QA Tech
>24/hr + bonuses, benefits, overtime, sick leave, vacation
>23 yo

What are the hours like user? I got to imagine there’s lots of nights and weekends involved

me too user, I fucking hate it

Inventory Clerical
45K
30YO
Felon
Fat dick

State Government inspector
46k
30 years old
I get 10 hours annual leave and 8 hours sick per month plus state holidays like Confederate heroes day and juneteenth

iOS Developer
~$160k/yr
30yo.

North Carolina.

Every fucking day, working at Wendy's us nothing to brag about Vladimir

Carpenter and transient
$25-35/hr cash untaxed
31

Also I live in a custom built truck house and pay no rent.

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I'm geniunely happy for you. I think I'm still gonna kill myself.

i did. this guy fuckin assistant manages a fuckin wendy's

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>Carpenter and transient

you're a journeyman. learn how to make your job sound more important than it is. also, nice house. does it have a/c and heating?

>You're
No wonder you still work at Wendy's with that outrageous title you massive faggot

>phd in math
>any job I want
>300k starting

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Thanks. Kind of a hamfisted segue to suicide but ok.

Eh I don't need to make it sound important, I have no problem finding work anywhere I go. The house has heat, a diesel burning viewable flame stove. No AC, that's not really feasible to run off grid and I don't care about it anyway.

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Professional poker player
Between 40 and 50k a year (but tax free)
22
Canada

you missed a comma and a word got cut off

phd in math
any job, you want
300k starting debt

commercial information technical verificator
84k mxn (about $4,070 usd)
24 years old

if you're a finance controller in NYC and making 120k you're a failure

lulz IT gets paid shit in london. I've hired a bunch of you faggots lately and love how cheap you all come.

No way you're getting that unless you're in some crazy specialty.

>living in a country where education isn't free
Imagine being this primitive.

>lulz IT gets paid shit in london. I've hired a bunch of you faggots lately and love how cheap you all come.
You're talking about brown people though right?

>Thinking anything that costs money is actually free.
Imagine being this primitive.

'murica!

Also great troll attempt but education isn't completely free elsewhere. Just state/local uni. private schools still cost.

usatoday.com/in-depth/news/investigations/2019/04/03/abortion-gun-laws-stand-your-ground-model-bills-conservatives-liberal-corporate-influence-lobbyists/3162173002/

>Kek. Wheres the money for the bills you cheap little fucks

I am job.

doesn't matter, they pushed the $rate down for everyone. IT jobs in london make fuckall these days, I've been moving more of my IT staff there the last several years over major US cities for exactly this reason...well that and they won't let me move the positions to actual brown or yellow countries.

15y, learn cook now switzerland, 12$/h first year

Executive Front of House Director for the Touchscreen customer Unit and shiftleader

McDonalds, 10.66/hr

22 hours per week, 48 years old.

That sound like a fucking nice, worthwile job that you'd feel good about at the end of your day.

(that probably came off as sounding sarcastic, but, that wasn't my intention!)

Never did I imply this.

Rule #1 of a math PhD:
If you don't get funding, you don't go.
Every professor I've ever spoken with says this.

God
All your taxes/hr
Unknown

General laborer and consultant.
$22hr cash

>Just state/local uni
>just

>you're job
no, im not

>Literally said free
>Literally thinks saying free is not literally saying free
Imagine being this primitive.

Classic.

McDouche Thread Again
Ugggg

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McDouche
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>Can't outsource to shitskin countries
>Imported shitskins to a white country until it is ruined and outsource to that country
Disgusting

Good ol' McDouche Strikes again

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Welcome back McDouche

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McDouche glad to be back in the house

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You're a dumbass.

Sayyy Whattt

McDouche

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Why doesn't he just do it for himself!? Steal the customers on his rota and... Well, that's it.

Gimmie dat McDouche

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usatoday.com/in-depth/news/investigations/2019/04/03/abortion-gun-laws-stand-your-ground-model-bills-conservatives-liberal-corporate-influence-lobbyists/3162173002/

>For special interests seeking to stay under the radar, model legislation also offers distinct advantages. Copycat bills don’t appear on expense reports, or campaign finance forms. They don’t require someone to register as a lobbyist or sign in at committee hearings. But once injected into the lawmaking process, they can go viral, spreading state to state, executing an agenda to the letter.

Oh shit. Oh shit. O"bama" shit.

Aww Naww hells naww yall gone up and done it
McDouche

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Clinical Lead (nurse)
£42000 (base rate), more like £56000 with overtime.
26

>>Just state/local uni
>>just

you CAN get a free education, yep. But not everyone does.

Also in the US of A ... there are MANY state/local colleges which aren't free but can actually be paid for, in full, by working part time if you can live at home during school.

It's not EU but it's also not as stupid as the news wants everyone to think.

All that Jelly and no Toast
McDouche

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Is that pic really yours? (Looks cool as fuck)

Hit em'
McDouche

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you sound interesting.
Why are you a Felon?

All that jelly and no money to spend on toast

ThunderStruck....McDouche
ed

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go go gadget McDouche

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NIIIIIICE! Very nice, user!

You've been McDouched

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>What sound does a turd make when hit hits the water.........Doouuchheeeeee

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McDouche Activate

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McDouche /Thread

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My work here is done

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I don't work with boys because I used to be one.

Unemployed/ I sell edibles sometimes
Ranges
18

online business (porn sites)
post tax profits of 160k euro over the last financial year
30

moving operation to a new country this year though and will pay a lot less tax so hopefully do over 300k

>job
I own a small construction company in which I do pretty much everything thing. I'm an engineer tho.
>salary
Varies a lot, last year I cashed about 2 million but the year before was dry af.
>
Turning 27 in a few days.

McDouche Out

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>>Can't outsource to shitskin countries
>>Imported shitskins to a white country until it is ruined and outsource to that country
>Disgusting

my bonus this year was more disgusting

i literally don't give a fuck. the media and SJW snowflakes can spend all year sucking each other's cocks and crying over how bad the cum tastes. have the fuck at it. while they're busy holding a rally over some shit no one really cares about in the dead of winter, i'm enjoying 2 of my 6 weeks paid vacation somewhere tropical, isolated from their bullshit, and with whatever entertainment i want

24, london, solicitor, £55k/yr

I sell weed and weed accessories. Legally.
$15/h
23 years

>Clinical Lead (nurse)
>£42000 (base rate), more like £56000 with overtime.
>26
you really make fuck-all in the UK folks, well maybe because your currency value's gone to shit.

Funny, london used to be mad expensive to visit

Network and security engineer
$50/hr guaranteed at least 20hrs/week
22

Also freelance network app development and web backend work.

PR Agent (2nd year so far)
50k / year for about 20hrs of work per week
25 years old

First Officer for easyJet
£45k a year
basically an occasional button pusher and automation monitor

>legal weed
what a time to be alive

Electrical Engineer, Motion Controls
>Basically make motors turn and do light design work
Base salary of $95k, with bonus and stock, about $110k
30 years old, 5 years out of university

Going to quit soon and probably get about 20% increase in pay.

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Adaptive Headlights Engineer
275K/year before compensation package
34 y/o

Jobless nigger @ Brooklyn
$500 bucks per night
19 years young

Tesla?

Thank fuck. Don't ever come back.

Lead Iron Maintenance
$60,000/year
23

West Texas Oil Field Baby!!

Real Estate Investment Broker

Commission only

32

No, Koito.

>Going to quit soon and probably get about 20% increase in pay.

only with fucking unions do you get paid 20% more when you quit. go 'murica

Fucking Jap companies. I work a lot with Yaskawa, Sanyo Denki, Mitsubishi and so on. Always dragging their feet and never want to say anything. Request changelog on the firmware? Get ready to wait a month before they email back.

I can't imagine working in a US office for them and constantly getting jerked around. Godspeed man

Fun fact, most engineers in the US are not part of unions. I'm not, nor are any engineers I know.

It's because companies only give you "matching inflation" adjustments instead of actual raises. So if you want a raise, you go to a new company that is hungry for your experience.

lurk moar, faggot

Thanks . Funnily enough we’re so far ahead of most other companies (Germans included) that we purposefully drag our feet because automakers can’t utilize our new tech yet. Pretty fun but I can agree with you on those things.

How can you live on this?
Even in Sandusky?

It’s not terrible. It’s reward but there’s some really bad days. Haha.

Dick slurpee sucker
41
Undisclosed terms

Executive recruiter. 14 years.
37
$0 salary (I've never had one)
Avg 375k/yr.

Don't really have an official title but a couple nights a week I help out at a strip club, helping some of the girls with outfits, sewing, make-up, keeping some of them from killing each other and what not. Also freelance artist, though work has slowed due to some eye troubles thanks to a tumor.

For the first job, about 100 dollars a week (It's more a friendly thing) but it can vary. My commissions vary wildly.

25

Drugs, or explosives? (Or both?)

Shit... if I could just "borrow" a drug sniffing dog for a day, I'd be laughing all the way to the bank. I live in an area that's kiiiiinda nice. It's as close to the city as you can get without it actually being IN the city. (if you imagine a city, this area would probably look like suburbs to you- and, vice versa)

Anyway, yeah. Lots of drug suppliers stash their wares in an area about 2 or 3 miles squared where I live. Sort of hard to explain/describe without showing pics etc.

What the fuck was I talking about!?

YEAH! DOGS!

Tell us a bit more about your dogs, training and stuff!

Not exactly connected, but reminded me of a (great!) job I had a while back. I was "security" for a tiny brothel. Only had 3 girls on per night, (and only TWO bedrooms!)

Got paid shitloads in money and drugs. (also could have fucked the girls if I'd wanted to, but never did... They all used to bet each other who would get me into bed first!)

Samefag, yes, sue me.

Same here, im at $32 an hr, biomedical technician, rural Illinois.

Gotta work your way up user I’m getting there as fast as I can. 5 years ago I was a junior analyst making 45k so I’m pretty happy with where I’ve gotten to since then

The security here is so awesome, especially given the kind of shit they have to deal with. They're some of the nicest people.

Oh god yes the free pot is a fucking godsend.

Investment Analyst
$78,000 plus bonus
22

Roughly $7,500 give or take, 19

Current "job" is working for my mother as she is the Warranty Administrator for multiple high end General Motor stores in Southern California.

Also college student majoring in Mechanical Engineering. As of now since I'm attending a CC, receiving grant money I don't need to touch. So as of this school year roughly $1200 (not added to salary)

What company store? I'm going to guess a General Motors store?

Yo that sounds like a sick job, if one were to try and become an Air Traffic Controller, what would they need to study?

What do you plan to do with that money? Invest?

that's a motherfucking nope.

I am not a job, I am a person.

unemployed
0
29

desperately looking for a job, savings will not last forever.

Close personal protection Officer
$185000 P/A
27

real shit?

Student. Living on government student grant. 900 USD/month

>Sandusky
Id rather work for Cedar Point and fuck with Wendys employees

26, 75k, database management. Midwest. I work real hard for 1 hour a day and then fuck off watching YouTube and Netflix for the other 7. I come in when I want usually before 9am and leave when I want. Within reason obviously. No college. Life is about who you know not what you know when you're white and not retarded.

Yeah real shit, it's a fun gig if you don't mind potentially being shot at

Assistant project manager
20
54000/yr

How did you do this? Looking to maybe go this route

Hey man I'm from Huron

Government Cyber Defense Contractor
55k salary, with 5% yearly raise and bonuses
27 years old

So in 25 years your salary is going to be 187k?

Revenue cycle specialist
55k
23

Any job openings? I already work in midtown. Graduated last year.
Sigh I work for a healthcare companies fiscal department but I wanna get out of healthcare

40 years from now 387k, lol.

Your only job options are
College professor
Inner city high school teacher with incentive
Math is a shit degree.

18, trimmer
$120/lb

Nothing, you need to pass certain safety certificates but only 1% of those who apply get the job, good luck.

(I work as a customs officer)

There isn't a cap in my contract. But knowing the government they'll kill my contract in 4 years for someone with less pay.

You have the ability to solve complex mathematical problems. Good skills to have when optimizing and developing factories.

I’ll give you a hint because I know you’re lying. At least look up how to spell my profession before you come off sounding like a dumbass. Gigolo

Production worker at Zazzle
14.50 , 28 yrs

9K a year
minimum wage
no way to increase income job in Puerto Rico
33

someone please kill me.

28 is top rate you dunce. I’d believe you get a bonus tho

Junior IT Administrator
34000 €/Year
32

Ductwork projwct engineer, autocad work, quoting, work out duct velocities etc, 21600 probaboy worst paid project engineer in the world. Thing is in the shit area of uk i live after my half of rent etc im probably left with 800/900 quid a month to myself so cant complain

Senior Business Analyst (IT process design)
$100k/yr or 48.50 per hour
Denver CO
28

Home nurse.

23
5k euros per month (5.6k dollars)

Apprentice software developer
17
£10,500

31, 105k a year, IT for a large bank, salary is decent but I'm in a fairly big city so its a higher cost area.

Pussy destroyer
20 years
500 k per year

BOFH
35
65k/yr

Business Development exec
Startup in San Francisco
45
$275k/yr

Yes, your honor, then my client proceeded to post the same tryhard reddit image 6 times in a row before realizing nobody thought it was funny and at the end of the day, that he himself may actually be the Mcdouche with AIDS sauce.

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Assistant District Attorney
$82k/yr
30

>image not living in the greatest country on the face of the earth

lol

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that pretty perfectly describes a job I had as an QA engineer for software. Work really hard 1 week, fuck off the other 3 weeks of the month.

Optical Grinder running an EX70
$15
22

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blockchain expert
125k/year

Mailman
65K a year plus full benefits including a pension
30

I work 25 hours a week which works out to like $47 an hour

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Lead only makes 13?? Sears payed their leads better and they're almost gone

equivalent to $45k a year.

age 28 Junior physician, Sweden

I kill people
13/hr
1900 years old
Mage Level 97

Key Account Manager @ major IT company
27
~200k - 100k / year salary + 100k commission & bonuses

CNC Laser Operator

I do a lot of shit there but that's what my focus is right now.

15/hr

20 yrs

Can you kill me please?

Holy shit 25 hours? Are you in the US?

Queers still said Juggalo wrong

31
unemployed
36k a year

Handyman/warehouse
$25ish
28.

Sucks

140k Sale Medicare Insurance. 42 and want to die

Yes
I am a rural carrier I get paid for 46 hours but i work until I am done which for the past year I have averaged less than 25 hours a week.
They also pay me $150~ a week tax free to drive 10 miles a day

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Corporate lawyer
300K a year

Surgical resident pgy-1, $60kCAD

Lego Model Builder (For the parks and such)
14 an hour
25

Unemployed, medically retired from Military service
$1833.62/month tax exempt
25

Medical Receptionist
£15000
23
UK

Yep really mine. Built it all myself. And thanks!

Thanks!

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Server Management
NY upstate
$1,000 a week even
33

24
Software Developer
91k

25
Male Pornstar
I'm heterosexual but I get fucked in the ass all day by guys (usually blacks)
I made $239,000 last year

22
Own some businesses but basically do what I want since it doesn't require much attention
56k plus bonuses

>Regional Executive Sous Chef De Jour
>wendy's
you just flip burgers mr "you're job" stop pretending you are an actual cook.

I'm calling bullshit. Show me a 1095 or something

Claims Adjuster
$49k
23

Mail Man, $65,000+
3-4 Hours a day, 6 days a week.
Easiest job ever.
I'm a Rural Carrier Associate, about to be regular in around two weeks I work around 20-25 weeks, I make around the same. I'm extremely efficient, I work six days a week though, 3-4 hours a day aside from Sundays since I have a hold down on a route that's being converted to a regular route.

EVERY FUCKING TIME I LOOK AT Yea Forums THIS SAME FUCKING THREAD WITH THIS SAME FUCKING GUY STARTING IT IS UP. WHAT THE FUCK DUDE? NO ONE CARES

>NO ONE CARES
>207 replies

Why does everyone work at Wendy’s?

21k regular for be unemployed and disable (Wheelchair) + 20k evaded black work as IT assistant
ITALY!!!

22 union carpenter 2nd year apprentice 24 an hour plus full benefits

>union carpenter
Under the table carpenter here
Your kind is swine

There's lots of overtime in the summer but it's shift work and you get used to it. I work 17 days and get eleven off its broken up so I work five and six days at a time then get 3 and 4 days off at a time. I use my time off to travel on short trips usually.

It's easier in some countries than others. In Canada you only need your highschool. That's all I have. You need to be smart though as you have IQ and aptitude tests and a shit load of material to study. The training program is long. You spend over a year in a classroom before you ever control Live traffic and training on the job takes six to eight months but then you're set.

It helps to know about aviation in general and have some life experience if nothing else. College is definitely an asset but proving you can work hard and learn and retain information is also important. Try reaching yourself instruments or another language if nothing else to show them you have the discipline and ability to learn a completely new skillset.

Maintenance at hospital/senior and hospice homes. Make a little under $14 an hour. Its a county job. I'm 26. Live in Northern Assfuck Montana. Anyone know what I can do with my current experience to make actual real money in a not so shit tier state?

Executive vice president Non executive director Chef @ Wenders, 312k / year, secondary benifits include medical dental and anal.

Serial Killer
3 victims/month
43

Warehouse worker. Oregon.
$16/hr, roughly $28k a year.
19.

I drive pizzas for my local Pizzaria
~15$/h for about 15-17h a week
20y8m

Government Call Centre Agent
$27/hour Canadian, about $20.20 USD.
25 Years old.

IT consultancy founder/software engineer NYC. 43 yrs old. $350k/yr

I work as a financial analyst for one of the largest full service restaurant companies in the country

$55k salary plus bonus
Bachelors degree in Finance

>takes care of children before and after care
>between 400 and 600 every 2 weeks
>22

BRUH FUCK THAT SHIT

>It's not just another porn thread, REEEEEEE

it's a meme. OP baits with a fancy job title for flipping burgers at a burger chain hoping someone'll take the bait and call him out on it. like this guy

Job: UPS - Truck Unloader
Salary: $11.35/hour
Age: 20

could I transfer from hospital maintenance into this? I also used to do tree work as a climber

What are ya going to do if the work ever dries up again?

job: grocery distribution center order filler
wage: $17.5/hr
age: 22

Any user with degree in economy willing to give some advice? I think this is the best way for me to go honestly. But i dont know shit about salary and difficulty working as economist.

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how's the work- Is it worth the money?

Process Piping Designer and engineer
Canada
130k/yr

mfer dont you ever get a raise. god damn.

20
Barista trainer at Starbucks
$10+weekly tips