YLYL, no retarded samefagging to force a hot stud who he hates edition
YLYL, no retarded samefagging to force a hot stud who he hates edition
Daniel Moore
Nathan Perry
Owen Richardson
Matthew Walker
Liam Allen
Owen Sanders
Alexander Flores
Logan Bell
Cameron Jackson
Asher Thompson
Joshua Gray
Easton Miller
Actual fake story outbound.
>Be me.
>25 at the time.
>Beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him.
>Pathological fear of girls since some bitch mind fucked me.
>Have a younger sister, 13 at the time.
>My sister is boy crazy, really wants to date a guy named Ray Pist.
>Announces that she's "seeing him".
>Father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>Few days later, brings the dude home.
>Tall, scrawny freak with swastika tattoo on forehead.
>Visible shrimp dick.
>My father and I tell him he's "walked into the courtroom".
>Discuss for a few minutes.
>They go out.
>Dad tells me, "it's not going to last, his dick is tiny".
>Sis comes home.
>Announces it was "fun".
>Around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated an 11 year old girl.
>She's worried that he secretly wants this girl back.
>About a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother.
>"He drugged me and raped me while I was unconscious".
>Tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg.
>Tell my father this.
>Laughs uncontrollably.
>MFW my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down.
John Cook
Jack Harris
Landon Myers
Chase Baker
Tyler Flores
Mason Taylor
Liam Harris
Literally no one gives a fuck
Gabriel Anderson
Luke Parker
Oliver Gray
Henry Rivera
Gabriel Baker
Jaxon Walker
Alexander Jenkins
Nicholas Peterson
William Hughes
but it tastes so go- ...ok
Christopher Edwards
Luis Peterson
Lincoln Davis
wypipo btfo
Cameron Collins
Liam Garcia
Jaxson Gray
Connor Lewis
Mason Sullivan
Thomas Phillips
Noah Rivera
Austin Cruz
Lmao
This should have been in the game
Levi Taylor
Connor Myers
bread without water would be very dry
Robert Johnson
Jeremiah Campbell
Jayden Rivera
Who's the first chick?
Isaac White
Aiden Phillips
Cameron Walker
Nathan Ortiz
Kayden Rogers
Zachary King
I thought it was a gun mag meme for a sec
Aaron Collins
Tbf I'd rather have overly dry bread than soggy bread
Tyler Carter
Minnie Mouse
Dominic Jenkins
Joseph Miller
>Nooch Balls
Nice
Thomas Clark
Isaiah Nelson
I understand the poor little failed abortion has too many chromosomes to brush his teeth, but fuck does he need to see a dentist. God, a tard at the dentist would be fucking hilarious. Someone has to make a children's book with that plot.
"Daryl the Downy Dicks the Dentist"
Oliver Cox
fermented nutloaf... sounds gnarly
Tyler Long
Robert Cooper
How come you never see black school shooters?
Jackson Fisher
>Doublekek
What a time to be alive!
Sebastian Miller
she cute, then again I like bigger girls
Parker Foster
Gun clip*
Not a magazine
Landon Parker
>tfw saucy nutloaf
Matthew Williams
this always bothered me.... a pussy is a pussy.
Jayden Hughes
That’s gay
Samuel Hill
Dumpling Pudding... oh well
Zachary Smith
Sticky pudding
Carter Johnson
Nooch balls....
Daniel James
Chase Murphy
this is a lie, i myself work at one and we get our own flour and make our own sub buns
Jace Collins
Roll
Cameron Stewart
Why are you so gay for this guy that you need to post him every day? It's pure obsession you fucking fag. I bet you jerk off to him every night. The idea of him being a rapist satisfies your submissive fetish and you need to broadcast your homoerotic fantasies of having your anus cheeks spread to every YLYL/cringe thread/rekt/pics you saved/etc. thread you find. And to make it worse, you post your own threads as well, effectively doubling your faggotry because you become the OP. This essentially makes you the gayest person on Yea Forums. You are obsessed with some guy and you are the faggot OP. Well done. I don't think anyone has ever achieved such faggotry in the history of this website, perhaps the entire internet. I bet you eat cocks and shit rainbows for breakfast and everything you utter faggot.
Joseph Ross
>Kindness spice
That's a pretty gay name
Christopher Perez
Roll what? you fucking retard
Elijah Barnes
This would be funny if you picked a number that was at least remotely viable. I assume you have no idea what 25 gallons of liquid looks like consolidated?
Nathaniel Jenkins
>saucy toots
Well at least I'm getting my protein.
Jose Lopez
14 forever virgin closet homo jeep owners just got sweaty boners hoping this is real, so they too can trick out their 'totally capable' grocery getters that never leave suburbia.
Aiden Garcia
Michael Bennett
>jl
My Nigga
Ryan Brown
I agree, it's honestly not even that hard to visualize gallons. Just think of a jug of spring water
Gabriel Thomas
Same here man, I too am Saucy Nutloaf
Ryan Sanders
Rolling
Aaron Perry
Blake Young
Nigger
Noah Bennett
Facebook:
K
F
C
LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Carter Parker
>hummus smoothie
Gross
Robert Campbell
w-wholesome
Ryan Cruz
Princess
Carson Lewis
how do you die by becoming tangled in beadsheets? you have to be some special kind of retard
Jonathan Phillips
Josiah Hughes
Isaiah Howard
Jason King
Mason King
Evan Flores
>deep-fried gravy
Dude that sounds pretty good tbqhwyf
Blake Parker
Cursed
Isaac Sullivan
what donuts?
Evan Anderson
Jack Davis
HOLY FUCKKKK !!!!!!!!!!
ill actually use this !!!!!!!!!!!
Colton Butler
Adrian Cox
Parker Perry
hehed
Juan Adams
Joseph Gonzalez
Thomas Lee
Dominic Watson
Bow downs faggots the trips have spoken
Ryder Cox
Asher Perez
Isaac Scott
Justin Morris
Noah Richardson
I would have told them for half the price of this "study"
Robert Garcia
Samuel Kelly
Michael Sullivan
rip harambee
Charles Murphy
player 3 has joined the game
Gabriel Cooper
for what?
Jordan Campbell
>There were this 'airy Chinese kid
Blake Price
for onyl cooking once a week since i actually have no fucking time ever
Zachary Reyes
Not once in my life has that happened. Wtf is wrong with people?
Carter Perry
Fermented nuts. Seems accurate.
Ryan Campbell
Can't wait for 2020.
Caleb Long
>tfw I'm fermented nutloaf
Joshua Hall
stringbean spice
Jonathan James
Who will you be voting for in 2020?
Henry Young
and a dick somehow made to look like a pussy is still a dick
Jace Reed
... nice dubs :)
Jace Bailey
10/10 roll
Robert Gutierrez
Same, I've done it without an enema and very rarely do I see a trace of shit.
Brody Edwards
Well I'm pretty special and that pic frightens me, I'm gonna be less careless around my sheets from now on
Joseph Taylor
Really?! Man you must be the smartest guy on Yea Forums by far!
Liam Taylor
Thanks, appreciated
Jeremiah Garcia
The motherfucker should've stayed out of my bed.
Blake Bell
Gavin Robinson
Chia Seed Cheesecake sounds disgusting, but if I can use Chi Chee as a nickname I'm down.
Andrew King
deep-fried balls. lol
Connor Butler
STICKY BALLS
Juan Sanders
fuck you my ribs hurt now
Brayden Gomez
What does the GF bit actually mean?
Cameron Davis
lol pic has been replaced from the original
Luis Watson
Fermented double dip reporting in
Tyler Wilson
Cock sandwich for beef manwhich
Christopher Bell
hair crisps
Ryan Diaz
frogs jump high
Jason Lee
actual penis seagul lel
Colton Wood
baba boy
Jason Price
Wut?
Joshua Parker
Sweet juicy slippers
Juan White
eye pastarino
Noah Hernandez
I suppose if you call all of the real evidence fake, then there is no evidence
Connor Jackson
Four eyes.
Cameron Brown
That's the most Bakersfield thing I've ever seen
Charles Rivera
Gut monkey on a bing bong
Austin Reyes
LOST.
Nathaniel Morris
ass toghurt
Christian Cook
Skank the shank
Parker Campbell
4 eyes.
Adrian Williams
MEDS gay
Eli Roberts
nooch taco
Kek
William Howard
What?
Colton Flores
poop sjoot drink
Michael Robinson
lost
Jose Kelly
tig nignug bubble pop
Isaiah Young
Nolan Price
Four eyes.
Christopher Martin
low quality bait
Joseph Johnson
It's a joke you moron.
Angel Sullivan
Alcohol and drugs, bruh
Robert Murphy
youtu.be
Juan Ward
Honourable mentions
(I know it's shit but idgaf)
Niggasaki was closest to killing me
Hunter Powell
youtu.be
Joshua Turner
youtu.be
Josiah Diaz
noot
Elijah Young
Lost.
Daniel Long
David Walker
James Morales
Sticky Nuts
Hot tbh
Caleb Davis
youtu.be
Ryan Reyes
anyone got the webm where some terrorists try to launch a rocket but it misfires and hits one of their own buildings?
Dylan Miller
Parker Williams
Actual fake story outbound.
>Be me.
>25 at the time.
>Beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him.
>Pathological fear of girls since some bitch mind fucked me.
>Have a younger sister, 13 at the time.
>My sister is boy crazy, really wants to date a guy named Ray Pist.
>Announces that she's "seeing him".
>Father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>Few days later, brings the dude home.
>Tall, scrawny freak with swastika tattoo on forehead.
>Visible shrimp dick.
>My father and I tell him he's "walked into the courtroom".
>Discuss for a few minutes.
>They go out.
>Dad tells me, "it's not going to last, his dick is tiny".
>Sis comes home.
>Announces it was "fun".
>Around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated an 11 year old girl.
>She's worried that he secretly wants this girl back.
>About a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother.
>"He drugged me and raped me while I was unconscious".
>Tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg.
>Tell my father this.
>Laughs uncontrollably.
>MFW my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down.
James Thomas
I am a proud friend of spider kind
Aaron Turner
roll
Easton Taylor
i got play OSU for 2 hours and nothing funny. bunch of shitters
Joseph Morgan
>I heard it takes a crane to get it out
Nathan Ward
But no change to breed
Hudson Cox
Levi Russell
its just a succfest
Samuel Walker
>being triggered enough by a car brand to type this out
Wyatt Garcia
Just got this.
Jaxson Foster
pls explain
Elijah Garcia
Ok but can you post Ray Pist on knowyourmeme for me?
Cameron Phillips
People who kill spiders are literally inviting mosquitoes to feed on themselves
Colton James
>tfw its not your everyday autism
>tfw its advanced autism
Christopher Price
and he's now in India?
hahaHAHA, funny!... fake.
Austin Hughes
Just eat less cheese retard
Easton Hughes
Samuel Hughes
>Sticky Late
Im gonna start calling my cum sticky late thank you user
Ethan Jenkins
I don't click on links how can I find it on Google?
Eli Garcia
use the fucking link faggot
Nicholas Campbell
penis
Caleb Gutierrez
Maybe I don't understand but I thought per capita was the general population, like if more people eat cheese then everyone is at risk.
Aiden Sanchez
stop shekeling your shitty meme
Jason Nelson
Gavin Foster
Why? So you can grab my IP, I'm not that gullible four eyes, now tell me how I can find it on Google or I won't explain what that image means.
Jaxon Bennett
My blanket has the edge of it ripped up. Quite often I find my head in the hole and a few good twists away from asphyxiation.
Easton Fisher
what's an IP
Lucas Cox
that faggot spider should have paid me rent then, what a cunt
Hunter Hill
IP address.
Kayden Long
here then
Asher Diaz
bass police
Jacob Walker
>being this triggered by a response to a meme on 4chin
Its 18+ here, kiddo
Ryder Reed
Deep-fried nugget
I win
Colton Bell
OMG thanks mate, ok that image isn't actually anything specific, it's various different things spliced together to try to confuse you, on the left you can see what appears to resemble a music sheet and some jewellery, as for the other things it's difficult to make out, but it's most likely a computer generated image.
Dylan Jones
thanks mate
Elijah Wright
Rollin'
Isaac Myers
Do you really think the guy you're talking to is the one who made that?
Angel Sanchez
Congrats, you get the iamverysmart award
Nathaniel Taylor
Cracked a large smile
Chase Taylor
I'm too high for this shit.
Brandon Harris
Roll
Landon Gomez
Lol, nice work here user.
Eli Morgan
>favour
Found the bingbonger
Levi Powell
>Saucy McGee
Juan Nguyen
THis thread is seriously shit
Absolute garbage
Benjamin Smith
get cancer
Samuel Cook
>drown that shit in fanta until someone stops you
Michael Hill
i actually did lose quite heartily to that, so thanks
Gabriel Rivera
I want to believe
Connor Lewis
Do you think it matters?
Aiden Johnson
actually every clit is a tiny penis
Jose Lee
Would of made the game 100% better. Hell sex and porn would make any game better.
Isaiah Jackson
>being this virgin
Nathaniel Gonzalez
Juan Reyes
Adrian Watson
of all the shit to lose to
Gabriel Parker
kek
Bentley Morales
Aquafaba Balls
Jackson Flores
Yo is that farhaan?
Jayden Miller
Maybe he was picking up a dropped phone? I mean sometimes my pants fall down as others are picking up items from the ground too