How do you get over your ex ?

Foo I AM GaY HoMoSeX Poo AnD I Do NoT EVeR CRY

The only way to get over her is to meet someone else. Meet someone else quick before she does otherwise seeing her with another guy is a fucking killer if you're still single and moping over her.

There is no quick fix for a broken heart. You won't feel this way forever though. It took me about 2 years to get over my gf from uni and we were only together for 3.

Focus on bettering yourself, train/work out more often and get back out there and meet someone new.

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This

Okay so I really need to hurry and find someone else
Can you give me advice on how to cold approach a stranger ? Cute girls always take my bus but they're listening to music almost all the time, I guess I could sit next to one and just ask her her name or something
It seems so easier for girls to find someone
My ex told me she won't date anyone for a bit but I really doubt it, she's been rubbing it in for the past weeks now and you're right I know she's gonna find someone probably before me unless I get lucky
This would really hurt actually

bro i am enchanting i do not communicate with thots unless the thots tell me i am enchanting she has to say you are enchanting, here bro you are enchanting do not communicate with a girl unless she tells you this, my pops always be like did you lose your voice because i will not communicate with him unless i enchant him and he tells me i am enchanting use intoxicants
>you are enchantingnow go get any hoe you want with my voice but if only speak to her if she says to you what i said to you

now we are like hitch bro i got semens sperms in your balls whispering in your ears like will smith and paul fart

*but only speak to her if*

You'll get over it....get more pussy, and wait about 2 years - feelings will fade

do not approach any one show them thots your middle fingers and gang signs do not communicate with anyone verbally unless they tell you, >you are enchanting< now you got my semens sperms in your ballz bro you will draw waifus and senpais and kawaiis and kugais way better

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Aww naw hell nawww son, yall gone up and done it

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Take your meds, kid.

youtu.be/FQLElTVQ_bI

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Dang she cute...sauce bro

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Your video too long...this one better and shorter

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faggot

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>take advantage

What med you suggest to fixt that?

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enchanting means you are attractive you attract women so she will come to you when you are rich and tell you
>you are enchantingand shell say anything you want her to say shit like are you a pornstar and do a blowjob audition for free thots ballzdeepthroat my knee long cocc for free before i give her anything in pornstar auditionsthink about what if you were born a woman thot with a pussy and boobs

haha

so if I sit next to this cute ginger in the bus I just wait for her to tell me that I'm enchanting and then she will ride my dick while we're riding the bus ?

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gay advise is gay

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>you are gaytingyou are faggotingyou are queerting

She cute

Yeah just go and sit down next to one, if you see her regularly make small talk. Be yourself, be confident. Ask her her name, where she travels from, what she does for a living or what she studies. Just make casual chat. You can usually tell from her reactions or how she answers your questions if she's into you or not. If you can make her laugh you're on the right track. If you feel the chat is going really well then ask her for her number or w/e social media you use, if not save it for the next time you see her.

If you ever catch one checking you out quickly and then puts eyes down, go talk to her. She's probably interested.

Well it took my ex gf roughly 5 months before she met someone else and started dating. So I don't know, they're all different. She might have met someone else.

Don't fear rejection, if the one girl on the bus isn't interested try speaking to the one at the library, or at the gym. You get the idea. If you don't make the first move you'll never know.

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>she will say anything you want her to without asking bro i go to parties rich asf and thots tell me i am enchanting then ask me questions like if i have ever got my dicc succed before and if i want my dicc succed she will give me a free blowjob pornstar auditionwhen she tells you that you are enchanting you get magic drops of her blood in your body so you can make her say anything you want think about if you were born a woman broyou are enchanting

cool story bro
>rage off spit roaster

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Dange, she cute too

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Alcohol seems to be working.

If they have headphones in it's because they don't want to be approached. Take the hint.
Go buy a shirt that says you're single and wear it to college or whatever

Yea, use some alcohol, jerk off a lot, and it takes time OP...it will get better. At least your live will alwasys be better than pic related

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Or she wants you to rip the headphone out her ears, slap her in the face, spit in her mouth, rip her shorts and bend her over.......yeah, thats what headphones mean..so if you see dem earphones, .. you know what to do

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Ball your emotions up into a fit of anger and go to the gym and become zyzz

anyone want more pics or end thread?

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That's not true at all. I met my current girlfriend and at an ipod party

Yeah, that actually is good advice! For real.

>zyzz is kill

I wanna go to an ipod party....but sadly no one has ipods now days, they all just use their phones.

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>zyzz is kill
fo' sho'

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bitches love ipod parties
youtu.be/40cmv0dxjzM?t=12

do not approach the oughts bro enchant thots bro i enchant thots dawg wolf pack guttersniper gang
>You are enchanting.

How u doin' OP...you get it all figured out yet? I'm pulling for you bud, youl'll pull through.

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>They call me Mr. Sr. Robot Jr.

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I don't know man
Best advice I got was to find someone else or use my anger to become zyzz, but I have more of a melancholia, rather than anger
and as that one user said if they have headphones on they probably don't want to be bothered anyway
thanks for all the bumps though
also this guy really looks like a douche

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"When you're punched in the gut get off your butt and bust a nut in another slut." -F is for Family

fem user here, I've been in the same situation with a guy, i absolutely adored him. He went to a different 6th form (in Uk). We messaged, he was funny, cute, a gentleman and friendly.
but then we got together at a party after a few months, even hung out sober the next day and he kissed me goodbye before I went to work.
day after that he messaged me saying it wouldn't work.

For a good couple of month it absolutely broke me, everything i did was to impress him or try to subtly win him back, i'd stalk his exs to see what was wrong with me etc. Not a proud time in my life lmao.
But time heals everything, after a couple of month after I muted him, I got back on track. I know its gonna feel like hell but you just need to keep pushing! eventually you wont care and it'll feel so sweet

>Go download ShoReLiNe MaFia on DatPiff

keep doing sports, keep up with class. do not ruin your life over someone who doesnt love you. do not let her won bro. its hard, but you will regret fucking up your life even more. fix your life, then get a real woman.

to add to this, get some fresh pussy man. it helps.

no she will ride your dicc when she starts the conversation after you take her somewhere where there are no looky loos and spend money on her and give her love and patience i only communicate to thots if she say you are enchanting to me and starts a convo with me

you see these ll are knives these LL are handguns

Why did you color the men on the right red??
Isnt just the crotch supposed to be colored?
Im pretty sure

youtube.com/watch?v=ywiEKlCdtFs
>this is every thot in existenche yo queiro mota yo queiro drogas yo queiro dinero yo queiro amor yo queiro el voz yo queiro que me dibujas como los waifus en Yea Forums

youtube.com/watch?v=bIb7w-sMNHQ

>every thot and their mama is like yo queiro que me encantasencantamentos thots cough tos

Eh pendejo, que es la newfaggotry? Que pasa?

youtube.com/watch?v=3vFTjWBLMf0
> every thot is like me lo paso fumando todo el dia

Boot It Up
[Verse 1: Fenix]
Picture perfect, I paint a perfect picture
Your bitch all in my DM's sending me some pussy pictures
I fuck bad hoes, I got real niggas (Real niggas)
I got Xanax in my cup, like how you feel nigga
I been geeked up, geeked up (Geeked up)
Riding 'round town with my feet up
If my bitch tripping, I'll leave her
Then have a new bitch in a week, bruh
Me and Ohgees smoking purple by the pound
In your town, ride around, catch an opp and gun him down, nigga
All my bitches pop molly, sniff coke (Sniff coke)
I got a ho that give me Xans by the boat (Boat)
And damn all you niggas so fufu
Play with my money, I'll shoot you
I fell in love with the Screw juice
I turn up, go nuts, got some screws loose
Louis, the Gucci, and Dolce
I need a ho that go both ways (Ayy)
Syrup got me at a slow pace
Until I boot up like I'm lo way
AlmightySosa: Perfect picture, I paint the picture perfectly
you get the rest when i make maPhone and drop my shit

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Hi fem-user..just like me,with a girl,what you say is so true,i applaud you:-)

>you are attracting

Why did you stalk his exes to see what was wrong with you, when things obviously didn't work out with his exes either... lol
but thanks, it feels like hell indeed and it's only gonna get worse, I've been on this ride before
sorry about that, we'll make it

biggest tip is don't fuck local fat chicks from tinder, im now depressed more so

the only sound advice ive read seen on b

you forgot to attach the picture of your tits
tldr

so what you mean is that emotional pain is felt by the dick

No, its obvious emotional pain is felt primarly by the arms and legs