What it the optimal time of day to start drinking?

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;Housemate I used to live with, he used to start in the evenings, so he could sleep himself into oblivion.

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When you wake up, before brushing your teefs, you cant drink all day if you dont start in the morning

Your life will improve in big and small ways the day you stop drinking forever.

5pm. any earlier and you're an alcoholic.

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Noon + 1 minute.

dubs of truth.

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Just right after you done with all serious things
If you do nothing start right in the morning

6pm, it takes me a massive quantity of booze to get drunk and I still need to feel pretty drunk when I go to bed to not feel like I wasted my time, so it’s a matter of conserving my liquor by not getting started too early and passing out before my usual bedtime only to wake up in the middle of the night no longer drunk (and drinking during those hours, when the only goal is to get back to sleep, is also a waste of liquor by my measure)

Beer O'clock