Make this movie happen

>125km
I don't speak muslim numbers.

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A man without a family is a scary thing.

inb4 sauce was in the metadata anyway

78 mutt units

BITCH BETTER OPEN BOB NEXT TIME OR HE'LL DO THE FUCKIN NEEDFUL

kys mutt

sit down, be humble Yuroboi

Porn uploaders should have a set naming convention with as small word set as humanly possible. Porn tube sites could have a few dozen categories as opposed to a hundred or more and it'd be infinitely easier to find something.

I've had a brilliant idea for a porn site for a long time. Here's how it would work: every uploader has to fill out a form describing more or less what's taking place in the video, then rather than using a traditional search bar you could just go through a comprehensive list and tick off all the boxes you want, and it would spit back all of the videos that fit those criteria.

For example you could detail physical traits of the people involved, the number of people involved, different types of clothing, the sexual act or fetish on display, etc. You could keep things vague if you wanted a wide variety of results, or narrow it down as much as possible if you're looking for something highly specific.

It's probably more work than most people are willing to put into to find porn when any old video of two randos fucking will suffice, but for people like me with discerning tastes who can't just get off to whatever's on the front page of a porn site this would be a fucking godsend, and I think it's genius.

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Actually have a laundry list of shit that would make porn sites better but that probably says more about me than I'd like.

But if there was one thing I wish I could sort by is body measurements. Maybe deep learning will get us there.

I just want to be able to tick the box that keeps everything the same but only turns back results where the girls have a visible bush. There isn't enough modern content with an even reasonable video definition where they're not totally shaved, especially for my niche fetishes where there's basically none at all. Japanese porn doesn't count because of censorship and bizarre acting.

fuck off mutt

you can get good uncensored jap porn with basically pro-am girls who largely don't act wierd and most have nice bushes

mainstream jav is cringe though, yeah

sukebei.nyaa.si/user/neroz?p=1

the fc2 releases there are mostly uncensored.

for me, it's IFM with good headphones

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Kino. Pure Kino my friend.

ifeelmyself and abby winters are best two

>few dozen categories as opposed to a hundred or more and it'd be infinitely easier to find something.
oh yeah, let's reduce categories and mix everything even more!

SLAMMED

>some fag claims girls are boring and he needs a dick to masturbate to

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>Carl Sagan
ok...

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well i know what i'm downloading today, beautifulagony used to be my absolute shit i didn't know there were still sites like that around

Are you gay or something? Snatch getting pounded and take a load turn you off, gayboy?

Don't be retarded, we don't need a mature category when there's already milf, etc.

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>getting turned on by watching another dude fuck a girl you want to fuck
>wanting to watch his semen spray on her

Fuck off, literal cuck.

An AbbyWinters video with 2 busty chunksters scissoring is peak porn

So a booru but for videos?

77.6 Amerimiles.

>wanting to fuck any of those roasties
>not just enjoying the spectacle of some whore being destroyed
You're the real cuck

Uploaders would just fill out the form with random information

>what is this rare porn that got man crazy?
This one.

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That's nothing, there was a story a few years back about this woman who got dumped by her boyfriend, had a mental breakdown and drove three days without stopping to get to his city and try to win her back. In order to save time, she wore diapers and shit herself repeatedly and when she showed up at his house she was covered in shit and got taken away for a mental health detainer

did you notice how if you remove a few letters from "spoonfeed" you get sneed? and/or feed?

BASED
FUCK THOSE WHO DO NOT SHARE THE ORIGINAL SOURCE OF THEIR IMAGES/VIDEOS

You stupid motherfucker, not knowing the clear difference

Don't fuck with /r/ I guess.

And that girl grew up to be...Ted Nugent.

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Why wouldn't he just get the salsa by knifepoint instead? Kek

I think it's just a bullshit clickbait story myself.

And she was in the fucking Air Force. Imagine a real life Carol Danvers doing this lol

What's the weirdest porn you've ever watched?

or worse, wrong information. Nothing makes me more irritated than when people apply incest-themed names to videos that have nothing even remotely taboo about them.

SAUCE!?

You need to improve the search function and filters. Reducing categories is not a fucking solution if you want to search especific things.

read the poster name
read the sentence
it reads like it was written by an 8 year old

this is obviously not a real news story