ITT : post your sex tips

Never go 69 without a shower.
Once when my GF came back from work we went 69, biggest mistake in my life.

pee pee goes in vajayjay

Do it if you do.

good tips, don't focus too much on the first one tho, she might feel like you're doing what you saw in porn.

MC+YP=GT

bump

The girl im fucking likes when i apply pressure to her throat

why sur?

Classic

yea same with my gf, i just think to test the waters its best to not apply pressure first and gauge the reaction

My best sex tip. Find a girl who has the same kinks as you. Be honest to her...piss, pedo, bdsm, incest, rape....whatever it is be honest. If she sticks with you, the she is a keeper and s lifetime of great sex.

>pedo
>a kink
Wut?

yeah thats smart. Does she like to be spanked? From my experience if she is into choking she generally is into spanking too

Well i need advice, it's a FWB situation, however she can't cum, never orgasmed, i tried everything, fingered her for 20 minutes straight while stimulating her clitoris, nothing.
What do?

Grabbing their shoulder and pulling on them with each thrust gets mine going. Also putting my hand on her chest and pushing down a little. She subtly likes to be dominated just not full on rape rp

my advice is to just jerk off

some girls just can't

Do doggy style, but only girl moves, you stand still

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Dont pull the anal beads like you would start a lawn mower

Get good

Put a pillow under her butt

Always have a sex towel handy to wipe up stuff

Keep water and chocolates nearby, and maybe a salty snack too.

Wrap ur dong

Pull the anal beads like you're starting a lawn mower

don't worry about her
Just fuck
really if you focus on her not yourself she won't cum.
be alpha

Rotflmao I lost OMG.

Not him but because even girls have smelly asses after a day of work.

yes so true! A girl came over once and I bent her over the couch and started eating her out. She hadn't showered since yesterday morning and it had a bad smell.

Post your image second chance.

I get that reference!

when in doggy style fingertip in the bootyhole

"A bad smell" is an understatement. It smells like shit!

Forget it or get it. Britfag

Well yeah, but it wasn’t like a super strong shit smell. Not like she had just taken a shit smell.

>sex tips

That's a weird way to say micropenises, but you do you

My wife experiences a lot of pain when i put her legs on my shoulders because I go to deep.... im a solid 6 inches.

Eh, still too much for me.

having her take a bath, get slightly drunk and giving her a good full body massage first might help

I never wear condoms ever, i also don't pull out.

Give a woman a proper spanking and her pussy will be sopping wet when you're done.

This. Other positions make me cum too fast

If she is unwilling to put in any effort and exspects you to do all the work kick her ass to the curb cause that bitch ain't worth it

stick them with the pointy end

Sounds more like your girlfriend is a dirty bitch

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You are playing a dangerous game and when you loose you will pay child support

Sex is a race. First to cum wins. Haven’t lost yet.

Were a condom dont have uh-oh babies out of wedlock

when fucking from behind try to angle your dick to hit the topside of her vagoobus. Had sex a few nights ago where i kept hitting her from the back like that, legit never dreamt of getting a hentai scene irl but she legit came so much that she passed out for a second after i finished. also make sure to moan alot. dont be a brick wall, bitches care about hearing you too

faggot

try fucking her in public.

maybe its just the lack of excitement.

women kindof need a story to get off.
i.e. their minds need to be stimulated along with her cunt.

imagine fucking on a roller coaster, sky diving.
something to get her adrenaline pumping while having sex.
though theres some barriers that need to be broken through.

it could just be you.
maybe shes fuckin you outa pity,
and pity fucks dry a cunt up right quick unless they are a slut.

Thanks

Are you sure?

Youre telling me pedophilia is a type of sexuality?

Long strokes
Hand on the neck
Smack the ass
Grab the hair
Hit it from the back
Thumb in ass

Make sure you breathe. Sex is aerobic and you'll lose your boner if you are not breathing.

topside? which side do you mean exactly?

literally how i have sex haha

I love the smell of an unwashed pussy... about 30 hours after last shower is perfect.
(this only works with beautiful women because ugly girls smell ugly)

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go down on her

with a goat

>implying anyone here has had sex
lel

VIRGIN

Foreplay my dude. Build up to it mentally before starting physically. Dirty talk n shit

FWB is not rewarding.
sex is great but It's only sex nothing else
sad and empty

Virgin.

>DO NOT RUSH IT
Women enjoy foreplay a lot more than men do. Don't rush to put your dick in her, take your time and work on her entire body. Neck kissing, nipple sucking etc, use your hands and mouth more. Don't just rush to fuck her. Take time and enjoy what you're doing.

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Yes, it is. A child should be able to have sexual relationships too.

How long has this pain been going on for? If persists, tell her to get a smear test.

Don't get the aids

Virgin

This, also her butthole.

Nope.

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Tittty fuck and cocks uck and balls licking

LOL cheapskate. I tip at least £20 for bareback.

Or she might have a cervix

>FWB is not rewarding
What do you think the "F" stands for ...

Faggots

great advise bro

This thread is pure concentrated virginity.

>faggots can't stand the smell of shit

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First touch and kiss bobs before go to vegana with hard penis. Make some sexy before you do milk say hi

Imagine being a tiny man baby like this poor dude

Fucking Yea Forums is concetarted virginity

sex affects emotions to some extent
of course you might be great friends without responsibility

once when I talked with my fwb she mentioned about the other guy who will fuck her tomorrow and I wasn't feel rewarded this kind of relation.

Push on her belly just at the public area while fucking, makes it much more intense for her

is she on SSRI?
else, try anal. met a coiple of girls that just straight avoid the pussy and only cum from the ass. floats my boat

if doing anal stuff, use LOTS of lube not only because it is easier to get stuff in, but because the more lube the less chance you have any brown stuff sticks to whatever it is you inserted.

fundamentally me and my gf use lube only for that purpose

that is if she is aiming to squirt, some girls have told me to stop because it makes them feel uneasy.. i think it is a good tip but doesent fit all situations imo

girls want all nice sex unless they upset about something but even if they want nice sex you can turn them dirty easily.

Fuck her normal for a bit, get her close by rubbing her clit while you in her, when she starts to get turned on, that is when you start doing the mean things, spank her ass hard a couple times and start fucking hard again holding her hair, at that point she is your fuck toy and push your thumb into her ass and then slam into her.

they are butter at that point, if you make her start cumming, your dick gets so wet immediately go for anal, she can't even respond, she will take it and be out of it for a few seconds and then she is going to be so sensitive on her pussy she won't mind anal, and then start putting pressure on her clit again while you fuck her ass and soon she will grind against your hand and have a second orgasm while taking anal.

Then you can make her cum all over her face she will be too tired to even dodge.

- experience.

Imagine eating Jamal’s cum out of your whores snatch

This

Which is the top side, the one in her back side? Or the one I her tummy side?

not really sure what this is about tbh

>mfw in our country we have these as mandatory bathroom furniture and women cannot literally survive without

can't complain because hygiene is really high but 69 is always bland unless asked for some pussy taste buildup.
But to be honest I can't like more than 6hrs from last clean AND without piss.

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ive just been to argentina for vacations. fuckers have the best bidets, stream squirts straight up your butt.

i love rimming so thats genious. love that country

>i love rimming so thats genious. love that country

user I do appreciate your honesty, you're pretta based

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*pretty
god fucking damnit

How do you dry your ass afterwards tho?

She's cute af
What's her name?

use a towel, but don't reach your asshole

with a towel that has its own hook and is just for that purpose. generally speaking you have 3 towels in a bathroom there, one for shower one for lavabo and one for the bidet.

fundamentally you squirt water really strong on your areas for a while, then soap it then rinse it
never had any brown residue

I just made an entire thread with paragraphs detailing sex and intimacy and nobody cared to chime in >:[

While eating pussy, move your mouth and tongue like you're making out.
If you're shit at kissing, think about eating a juicy peach while trying not to spill.

Do it with caution though. Many women can never go back once they got eaten out by a champ. Never try to impress a pity-fuck with this power or you'll get a stalker.

gimmy

Americans don't wash butts
also
they still haven't invented pic rel

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this is stupid because it takes too much time and effort

it died because nobody cares about learning. shitposting is easier.

so basically it's like everyone using the same piece of toilet paper?

truth

the musk of a well maintained cunt is like the finest of cheeses

why pillow under butt?

hah good point, i dont know about family dynamics, i was in hotely and there each one has his own.

anyway i can see the funny/provoking aspects of mentioning the toilet paper but no nots not the same. you have already wiped your butt, then you have washed it (and already at this stage its really clean). then with the soaping its pristine.
i still wouldnt want to wipe my asshole where someone else has wiped his tho, but yea at least its sorta clean

Eat her out like it's your last meal on deathrow

my friend told me this one and it works like hell
>imagine it going inside you slowly
goes wild instantly after telling her that

also, I found out they love getting dry humped especially violently. did this to my ex in our couch as a joke and we both got horny. it gave me a flashback to when I was with my friend and he grabbed this chick that was after him, and just bent her over with force and humped her from behind as a joke. I remember seeing how horny she got from that. I could smell her pussy getting wet

we have established that girls generally love it a bit rough. you don't have to put it in rough, but be rough in the attitude about it. grab them, drag them, treat them like your little bitch, yet gentle. then when shes wet enough, pound her like a whore. pound her in the beginning and it might hurt as she hasn't gotten wet enough yet. so start slowly. then increase your strength and speed later

Got a vasectomy at 30

I'm telling you lads: if you don't want kids it is the best thing you can do for your sex life.

The only caveat is that women who definitely want kids will see you as a worthless husk of a man.
It already happened to me. It sucks when it happens but I regret nothing.

So her ass gets sleepy and you anal fuck her

more convenient

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It's not like your balls don't work anymore. You can just get semen extracted later for the express purpose of pregnancy.

I just take a shit in the morning before taking a shower, i find it better, of course if i'm at someones house and it's urgent i'll use the toilet paper but i almost never shit outside of my own house.

Stick it in her n pee. Thats all you gotta do

>if you want to last, never rub with your frenulum
-you'll be a sex God when you find the posterior fornix

last sentence is almost a hack.

I never moaned until my gf complained one day. I started to try it and found out an astonishing fact: Once I started moaning, she immediately began to moan too and came a few seconds after. This shit never failed me. It's all in their head.

Lmao...

Pillow under the butt changes the way you enter her and gets closer to her g spot. Which isn't hard to find.

When eating her out slide in 1 or 2 fingers after a bit. Reach like your going for her clit from the I side. The skin will feel ribbed. Curl your fingertips lime saying "come here". G spot.

And not this way. She's supposed to be on her back for best angle for her

concetarted

yes hmm ingadge in the exchange of dialogue
moan and sing allong matching the intensity

do so to race her into speaking and signing and moaning at a higher sound and rate

make sure to ask her hows shes ?doing..
use soft words like ?confifurable and ?care and ?happy ect..
do so to stimulate those meanings of words

also feel free to ask for evidence of her excitement .. that is make sure to let her know, she can sing as loud as she cares cause shes safe

clear her mind of disbileve
apply trust excersices

do so to care and make feel confiturable and happy also post evidence

also ladies i do small parties two

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im sorry for your loss you would of been a great lover

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kids are kids. teenagers, however.

idk how it is in other countries but in my country kids are allowed to have sex with other kids as long as it's consensual and the age gap isn't too large. I lost my virginity in second grade to my gf when we were 7-9 years old. but it would be another thing if it was an adult who'd take advantage on me being a retarded little kid. that would be abuse

>experience
>a lot of porn watching experience

This ain't Reddit faggot. This is the wrong place to fulfill your loose attention seeking asshole. Unless you want to post nigger porn
People probably read it and now it's a part of Yea Forums culture. Maybe just be content you're a part of this community or whatever.
You just made me write a gay fucking reply you bait throwing piece of shit

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idk, dude. sound pretty gay to be in a room with an erected Italian vegan. especially after kissing Bob and Bob. don't want to interfere in their homosexual relationship

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See Shes a tiny mexican chick. Just has a small hole which I can even bottom out in on a good day.

Don't get married. Don't fall in love. Save your money. Travel. Buy sex. It's much cheaper than having gf or wife. Do not have kids.

Sex tips: know how to use the tongue. Practice makes perfect. Don't go down on cheap whores or club sluts. When you fuck, fuck like you will never have a chance to fuck again.

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this
the best sex is when you both take pleasure from it
Don't follow shitty advice from kamasutra books
and remember girls love rough sex but don't be edgy

My tip is don't go all in for the pussy and the tits as a starter, grab her waist, her thighs, arms etc like she is yours from the beginning, not harsh but determined so she can trust you, when a man holds me like they want me I get hornier than when he goes straight to the point or fingers me or what ever. Don't doubt, show that you want her but also that you have the ability to stop if needed without anybody getting butthurt and acting like an angry baby. Just know and remember that you are so good as to lead your partner as you wish and you can make her feel like she can't wait for you to fuck her, she will probably work more for it then as well.

Tip #1: Don't

lol if you are as small as you chick, yes

>winner

>witch docter incoming

never rub with your frenulum? Lile. not touching it when masturbating?

Showers/baths/hot tubs don't actually work well in real life. Don't believe the shit you see in movies and porn. Water is a terrible lube.

If you're new, the #1 thing you have to learn is that porn ≠ real life. 99% of the shit you see isn't real and doesn't work.

Let me repeat that again a little louder for those in the back:

PORN ≠ REAL LIFE.

good poem, you could make some serious cash with that if you market it right

if you want to make a women orgasm, touch their clitoris, but gently, but firmly, and she will like it a lot

never have any sex with a girl unless she just took a shower because girls have icky stuff

Yeah but in 69 your nose is literally touching her asshole

Missionary is actually the most sensual and satisfying position, if you're man enough to do her right. Finishing in a girl while staring her right in the eyes beats anything else.

....da fuq?

Missionary position only, socks on, lights off, blankets covering you both

It all depends on your angle. The clit is opposite end of the spectrum from asshole.

Unless, of course, your face is deformed and your nose is like 6 inches from your mouth.

Despite what you thought you learned from Porn Hub, girls take time and energy. Go slow. Take your fucking time.

If she enjoys it, *you* will enjoy it more.

That's what a wash cloth is for

Play with the boobs. Even while you are thrusting, girls love to have there boobies played with.

My chick goes from slight prude to super slut after a few drinks. Booze is your friend, especially for anal.

Coming here looking for sex tips

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ting tang

porn = real life, got it, thanks

Wear a buttplug to the airport.
You get fucked senseless by security.
Just try and finish before someone drops your coffee.

this,and also if you're doing her in doggy,better do that where you can look at her in the mirror to see her facial expression

Have never flown before. Can anybody confirm that this works? I have a trip in a few weeks, and I want to make the most of it.

>chocolates
>wrap your dong
Dont do these

I can confirm, just remember to be quick and it will all go fine.

If your girl likes being choked, make a v shape between your thumb and fingers and put it directly underneath her lower jaw. push your hand slightly down into her throat and up into her jaw with a gradual yet firm pressure and count to 7. release and give her cheeks a few playful slaps as she regains her breath. assure her that she's being a good girl and give her neck a few light rubs with your hand in the same shape before you go for the next round. look her in the eyes as you do it, preferably with a stern gaze. it asserts dominance and allows her to see you're lucid and understand what you're doing. never just squeeze the sides of her neck, it does nothing but feel uncomfortable and show you dont know what you're doing.

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this is very important here

we got a fucking master in here

If you're having trouble lasting, like REALLY big trouble, start exercising, do kegel exercises everyday, and stop watching porn and stop masturbating to porn. It might sound difficult but it works wonders, you'll never have problems again

From own experience

When you're shagging someone do them really good. And if you have an orgy don't forget the catering. there's more to an orgy than just the sex

Blow as hard as you can in her vagina

If your girl likes being choked, make a v shape between your balls and dong and put it directly underneath her lower jaw. push your hand slightly down into her throat and up into her eyes with a gradual yet firm pressure and count to 75. release and give her cheeks a few playful winks as she regains her consciousness. Assure her that she's being a good boi and give her neck a few light rubs with your balls in the same shape before you go for the next fourth round. look her in the eyes with your eyes as wide open as possible while you do it, preferably with a kawaii voice saying "uwu sempai~". it asserts dominance and allows her to see you're lucid and understand what you're doing. never just squeeze or hold her at all, it does nothing but feel uncomfortable and show you dont know what you're doing.

>Water is a terrible lube.

this, underwater sex is terrible

Depending on how young you all are, she just might not be comfortable letting go like that. Does she masturbate? If not buy her a vibrator she can use privately so she gets a better idea how her body works.

> film her using it for us

They have these at workplaces???

if you want anal to be comfortable for all parties involved, give her a back rub. move down to her lower back where there's that little dip above her buttcrack. Use your thumbs and knuckles to gently massage it then get a little more deep in your pressure. Continue for at least 10 minutes. you'll physically see her body loosen up. Move your thumbs in circles and your knuckles in straight lines from her neck to butt. palms can be used to push in on her. after you're satisfied with her relaxation, proceed to absolutely annihilate her crapper

No means yes

actually did that before, if she laughs at the queef, you know she's cool

Nope. The sperm in the testes is not mature yet and generally isn't very good for impregnating eggs. If you've had a vasectomy the best chance of making babies again is to get the plumbing hooked back up so the spermies can mature while traveling their normal route so they are ready to make babies when they come out.

This. Ive had one STD and got rid of that quick but I also now have a kid and unlike gonoreah a shot in the butt and 2 pills can’t fix that situation

I'm flattered you would parody me

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unironically yes, it is somewhat mandatory, for having complete bathrooms. I have seen them at some upper office bathrooms, but not on the lower tier workplace obviously.

I need a good kegel routine. Right now I only do them on the shitter. Stop-and-go pissing.

T. underage retard

Holly shit lmao

When doing foreplay, have her lie on her back and you kneel beside her, raise the leg closest to you and insert 2 or 3 fingers into her pussy and rotate slowly whilst licking/sucking her clit. She will thank you for and beg for more.

just mom trying to help

good advice all around

although I could never pay for sex because whores are disgusting

yeah i fucked up there

Random tips:

- Slower but consistent pressure on the clit is usually better than super-fast licks. Calm down, boys. It ain't a race.

- If you want to dominate someone and get all rough and shit, go to FetLife. Warning: Plenty of SJWs there. Plenty of hot chicks too waiting to be slapped and fucked.

- Gay is men loving men. Your girl can play with your asshole and you're still straight.

- Curious about something? Give it a few tries. One is not enough, as you could have a bad day or someone who doesn't know what they're doing.

- Most women find huge cocks uncomfortable, as it doesn't feel good to bang against the cervix. If you have a micropenis, you're screwed. Otherwise, you'll be just fine.

- Using food during sex is dumb. It's not improving the pleasure, and you and your girl risk UTIs.

- Some women hate anal. Other love it. Ask your partner about it, and try it if you can, but be sure to use plenty of lube.

Lastly: Before trying something new in bed, communicate that to your partner. Don't play-choke her unless she knows that's on the table. Otherwise, you'll ruin the mood and could lose your girl.

Real life is not like hentai; don't cum in mom.

Once you've found the right muscles just flex it while brushing your teeth, waiting for the bus, seriously whenever you have some time and remember it. It'll seem silly at first but after like a month you'll notice a difference.
Doing situps helps too, and overall core strength

>there's more to an orgy than just the sex
True, but be careful about alcohol. A little can help folks open up, but too much leads to whiskey dick and regrettable choices.

stick a finger up your butt

Get off Yea Forums and look for a girlfriend

Unless he's a nigger