Any weird sexual stories when you were growing up Yea Forums?

Any weird sexual stories when you were growing up Yea Forums?
I was oddly sexual when I was younger, so I got a couple stories I can share.
>First one I can remember was when I was around 10-11
>chilling in the bathtub
>mindlessly rubbing my junk, only this time it feels different
>it feels good
>like REALLY good
>start spending a lot longer in the bathroom
>finally have first orgasm
>holy shit that's amazing!
>does everyone know about this???
>I HAVE TO TELL THE PEOPLE!!!
>run out in front of my mom and her friends at a cookout and excitedly tell them my discovery
>my mom was not pleased how I kept running around telling everyone how I learned to jack off
And that was how I learned that I did not invent masturbation

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this is a beautiful story:)

Wonderful story, OP. I have one to.
>Be 7-8 at the time
>Trying to shit in mom's toilet
>Suddenly start rubbing my dick against my thigh out of boredom.
>This soon turns into a habit of me just rubbing my dick on my thigh.
>One day I cum.
>HorreyShi.mp5
>Haven't stopper jackin since
>Only got caught because I didn't clean up.
After a while I adopted the regular method, which I use to this day. Good times.

Got source on pic?

>After I learn how to jack off I become a horny mother fucker
>start jacking it as often as possible
>spending up to a half an hour in the bathroom, jack it in the morning before school, jack it at night before bed, I start doing it between three to five times a day
>start understanding sex jokes in movies like Ace Ventura and Austin Powers
>get the urge to really want to see a naked girl
>only child in time before internet makes this difficult
>sleepover at aunt and uncle's
>have two girl cousins
>I know what I must do.jpg
>wait until everyone is asleep
>sneak out from the pull out bed and tip toe like a stealth master up stairs and down the hall to my cousin's bedroom
>dark as shit, but thankfully they have dimmer switches
>turn lights on low
>see them asleep and decide to make my move
>younger girl cousin is just wearing night shirt and panties
>sneak over and pull her shirt up
>flat as a board
>sad but didn't know what I was expecting
>making my way downtown.mp3
>just try to pull leg hole in her panties open enough that I can see what a pussy looks like
>too dark, can't see shit captian
>turn dimmer switch on higher
>sneak back over for round two
>pull leg hole open again
>it's beautiful.png
>make the move to touch it
>just kinda poke vulva
>soft and squishy
>realize that pussy lips open
>hold one lip open with one hand, and holding her panties open with the other
>I am holding my face as close as I can for peak visability, I must burn this into my memory for future use
>suddenly hear "What are you doing?"
>oh shit
>older cousin is awake
>Just got caught with my face in my little cousin's cave of wonders
>can't think of anything to say, but I gotta say something
>"I'm looking for Power Rangers"
>to this day I don't know why I said that
>she's not buying it
>I panic and run back downstairs and pretend I am asleep
>hear her tell my aunt and uncle
>hear her go back to bed
>think I'm clear
>next morning get serious talk, no longer aloud to sleepover

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>"I'm looking for Power Rangers"

Fucking nice one

When i was a kid for as long as i remember whenever my dad would be alone at home with me would remove his pants and ask me to lick and suck his dick. I don't remember the first time, it was just something we were doing. Get his dick out in bed or in front of tv and i had to. Petting my head while doing it. When he left home i was 11 and i never saw him since.

>probably 12 at this point
>socially awkward as fuck, mostly keep to myself, parents divorced
>dad moves in with his new girlfriend
>She's an older asian lady that my dad met at work
>She has a 10 year old daughter
>I get invited to sleep at my dad's for a weekend and meet everyone
>Small appartment, so me and her share room
>she is super cute. messy black hair. super skinny. One of those tan skined asians, vietnamese? I dunno. All I know is she is hyper and wants to play with me a bunch.
>the boner in my heart is erect
>1st night she has the bed and I'm on the floor
>plan to try and sneak a peak while she is asleep
>she is cracking up giggling with a blanket on top of her in bed
>"hey anoooooon~"
>what's all this then?
>suddenly her foot sticks out from under the blanket with her shirt, she's laughing her ass off
>suddenly her foot comes out again with her pajama shorts
>and again with her panties
>"Anooooon, I'm not wearing underweeeeeear lol"
>OH SHIT OH FUCK OH SHIT OH FUCK
to be continued!

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This better end with a creampie.

Bump

gib sus

QT asian girl pt.2 electric boogaloo
>don't know what I did right, but have dad's gf's daughter naked under a blanket in front of me
>12 yr old me is rock hard and shaking with how nervous/excited I was
>hold front of blanket open and look inside
>yup, she's naked alright!
>I wanna see so I just pull blanket off her
>see totally cute, tan, naked asian girl sitting and giggling in front of me
>thank you father for this glorious bounty
>I sit in bed with her and she just rolls into a ball, rolls off the bed and onto the floor with her arms and legs spread
>I see everything
>"I like being naked lol"
>okiedokie
>"you should get naked lol"
>okiedokie
>terrified because dad and her mom are just in living room drinking watching tv and can burst in at any moment
>but naked girl
>I say fuck it and get naked
>sit with legs spread and dick out on floor next to her
>she just keeps on giggling, points to my dick, and says "I can see your tail lol"
>...tail wtf???
>not sure why she called it a tail but it's twitching like crazy, and all I can think about is that I want her to touch it
>y-y-you can touch it if you want lol
>nailed it
>she lights up and rolls over, lays in between my legs, and stares at my dick
>OH FUUUUUUUUCK
to be continued!

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Do it faster nigger.

Those digits

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fucking type it faster you niggling

>be me
>probably 6 or 7
>In Asian grandparents house for visit
>in bedroom alone
>have pants down
>for whatever unrememberable reason decide to touch dick
>feels good
>touch dick more
>now stroking cock
ffw 5 minutes later
>jizz.jpg
>put on pants
>never speak of it from there on out
>jack off frequently from that point on

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jacking off with your thighs? that's hot asf
any other stories of you and your thighs user

Finish it nigglet

lmao this shit is good
waiting on you user don't disappoint

Finish it

QT asian girl pt.3
>dad's asian gf's daughter is naked between my legs
>my whole body is vibrating
>she starts petting my dick like a kitten and says my "tail is pretty!"
>still don't know why she keeps calling it a "tail" but she is touching it and it's twitching like crazy so I do not care
>I wanna see her so I say it's my turn and switch places
>lay inbetween her legs and get my first good look at a pussy ever
>hairless and beautiful, it's tan like the rest of her but with smaller darker bits sticking out the middle
>I poke around and try to open her lips but she cracks up giggling again and rolls over and closes her legs
>she's bent over with her butt in the air
>my body just kinda moves on it's own and I climb over her, and wrap my arms and legs around her
>in the middle of out naked tickle fight, suddenly hear my dad yell from down the hall at us to go to sleep
>thank fuck he's lazy
>we get dressed and I go to the bathroom and masturbate myself stupid
>we stay up talking a bit and go to sleep
>but this will not be the last time we do this
to be continued!

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OP here, sorry typing while at work so have to be stealthy and wait for customers to leave. will continue when they're gone

no problem man pleas take your time and give us the juicy details just don't abandon us

Fair enough actually

I can wait all day long for this.

When I was 9 or 10, I had an older cousin who'd come hang out every weekend, and she'd always wear dresses or skirts. I thought I was super clever and tricky by deciding to just lay down on the floor before she came and act like I was really tired and didn't want to get up so I could get a peak up her skirt at her panties. And it always worked, she'd stand around me talking to me, and I'd always get a straight shot at my target. Sometimes she'd wear panties, other times she's go commando, which was the first time I'd actually seen a pussy, irl or on a screen. Of course, it took me a couple of years to look back on it and realize I was an obvious idiot and she was just flashing me.

I’ll be waiting,user.

fucking hot shit op
something more had to have happened between you, no?

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MORE

All y'all are being monitored for lurking child-fantasies. Faggots.

Your cousin is one naughty girl user

Yeah, I "blackmailed" her by saying I'd tell people that I saw her privates unless she did what I'd say. Again, I wasn't a super bright kid, she was just playing along because she was getting what she wanted. Started with just looking at her naked, then getting into some light touching before it went from her listening to my demands to her taking things at her own pace. She (15ish at the time, if you were wondering) taught me how to kiss, how to play with a girl's breasts and pussy, how to eat a girl out, etc, and in return would touch me all over, lick me no joke everywhere, including chest, nipples, armpits, ass, inner thighs, absolutely everywhere, and started blowing me. Ended up being my first fuck and a semi-regular fwb through high school.

>Yea Forums - Random
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Hot asf. I'm horny now. What happened after that user please don't disappoint

After that is now, I went off to college in a different state and don't see her super frequently, and when I do it's usually with other family. The few times I do get to see her on our own, one of us does typically make a move on the other and things do get hot and heavy. Though I think she's going through something similar with another of our cousins, seems she's got an age range she particularly likes. If you're looking for specific experiences, you can ask for something more specific.

When I was 9 maybe 10 years old, my aunt came to visite like 3 or 4 times a week for some coffee and talk with my mom.
They use to sit at the dining table.
We had a long tableclothes on it.

She always wear a dress wich ended above her knees.

I played with her son, my cousin.
One time the ball gets under the table and I went to get it.

Wow..that was the first time I saw her naked thights and underwear.

For the next couple visites I was picking the ball more and more.
Every time it took longer because I couldn't get enough of the few.

In the second week, I almost shitted my pants....
She was commando...no underwear and I noticed that her legs were more open then the week before.

The next day she was visiting my mom without my cousin.

I went down under the table and stayed there.
I thought I was the most Lucky kid of the world.

And yes...againg no underwear!
Legs even more open and she was rubbing her hand against her thick naked thights.

Ohhh my god...
Thats was the first time I touched my penis.

My mom never saw my under the table.

This went on for a month or 2.
My aunt starts playing with her pussy one day.
I came right there under the table.

That day when she was leaving, she insist to kiss me goodbye.
And she did give me a kiss on my cheek. But nobody saw her hand rubbing my penis for 2 sec.

That was the last time.

And I still get hard of the thought.

Holy shit okay okay
What’s the closest call you’ve had while fucking? And where and when did you have the best sex with her?
You’re fucking amazing user

Amazing shit user. Kinda sad nothing happened after that.

QT asian girl part 4
>so after that we didn't do anything else as I went home the next day, but I'd usually go to my dad's once or twice a month
>flash forward to the next visit and me and her are playing in the back field behind the apartment building
>asian girl says she needs to pee so we start walking back to the apartment
>only she starts making a b-line for one of those big grey electric box things by the back of the building (I have no clue what they are tbh)
>she just takes off her bottoms and pops a squat behind the box and starts peeing
>I'm like wtf, but she says it's fine she does it all the time
>just stare and watch her pee cause hey never seen that before
>she just grabs her panties and wipes herself with them, puts everything back on and we go inside
>later that night her mom is out and my dad is watching us aka: passed out on the couch
>the time has come and so have I
>we go to her room and asks what she wants to do
>she starts laughing a bunch and says I should get in her closet
>ok now what
>she tells me to take my clothes off and throw them out the closet
>okiedokie
>toss my clothes out as I stand in the closet naked, don't know what she's doing but I am happy to be a part of it
>she keeps giggling and says I can come out now
>I'm standing naked and she is sitting on the bed and my clothes are gone
>where are my clothes
>"I hid them lol"
>search her room naked while she has a gigglefit
>when I get close to where she hid them, she runs over and grabs them, causing me to chase her around the room naked
>again super happy my dad is passed out drunk on the couch
>I wrestle her for my clothes (not that I wanted to be dressed, but we'd always make games of this)
>I get pretty winded and just lay back naked and hope that she'll do something
>all of a sudden I just feel her hand grab my dick
>she laughs and says "I got your tail!~"
>thank you jesus
continued!

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>796624485
Will there be more?

Will there be a continuation?

user you’re a fucking legend I love you man. You’re like the gift that keeps on giving.

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This story is 9.7/10

take time and tell us the detail user

The closest call isn't a close call at all, it was getting caught. We'd usually hang out in the basement, which neither of my parents usually ever came to since it was mostly just a play place and a storage room. Except one day, dad decided he needed to fix something and came to grab a tool in the storage room, and neither of us heard him coming down. Walked in on us fully nude, with her on the edge of the couch and my head between her legs. He told us he wasn't going to tell anyone, that it's cool and okay with him, but told her to make sure she stayed safe. TLDR, dad's a total bro.

Best sex was when she graduated high school. I was 13, she was 18, and we did it in her graduation robe. She was staying at my house since it was closer to the school and she needed to get there early to get on the bus and go to the place they were holding it. Mom had already gone to pick up some other family, so it was just us and dad in the house. She came into my room wearing her graduation cap, gown, and absolutely nothing else we had a quickie, then she hurried and got dressed for graduation. Didn't even bother to clean up, so my cum was in her when she was walking to get her diploma. Admittedly, it wasn't so much the physical sex that was the best, just the whole entire situation was hot.

>about 11
>Playing Gran Turismo with Dad and Brother
>rub my junk
>wow that feels amazing
>It's my turn on GT so I decide to leave it until later
>Bed time
>Jack off for about half an hour
>feels great but I get tired and go to sleep
>do it again the next night
>have a dream about a hypnotist seducing a room full of people including my family into having mindless sex with each other
>cum in my sleep
>thought I had wet the bed but it felt soo good
>hide the sheets
>that night I rub myself again
>cum a clear really sticky substance all over myself
>keep going
>cum again 5 minutes later
>this time it looks like actual cum
>have masturbated every day since

>be me, 12 years old at the time
>live with my dad because mom's an alcoholic
>dad brings home new stepmom who is about 30 years old
>the literal first things I see as he introduces her to me is her gigantic knockers
>practically the size of the pic up there
>she had a big ass as well but not as remarkable as her enormous, milky breasts
>fast forward a few months and she has stayed with my dad and is going to move in with us
>I've had so many dreams about her, like the time when she played tennis in that thin shirt so you could see her nipples and her boobs bouncing around so much
>I can't get her out of my head
>she is all I think about
>ffw again and she's all moved in
>she has these headaches from time to time and she has to take medication because of it which make her fall into sleep almost instantly
>they're essentially roofies
>now this was good because while she was on these drugs she couldn't work which meant that she was home all day sleeping
>I come home from school a couple of hours before my dad to her sleeping
>she usually doesn't wake up 'til like dinner time
>Lightbulb appears above my head
>I slowly open the door to my dads and her bedroom and walk in
>she's laying on her back in just a t-shirt and panties
>I pull up her t-shirt and can barely get the shirt above her massive breasts
>I sit on the bed next to her and start squeezing her breasts and playing with her nipples while stroking my hard cock
>I take her unconscious hand and put it on my dick and moving it up and down
to be continued

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You’re a fucking godsend user I love you. I’m not sure if I asked before but how are things between you two now? How old are you rn btw

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Finish the fucking story

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I'm 20, I mentioned we don't really see each other on our own too often, usually there's other family around since I'm only visiting for a few days from college, but when we do we pick up where we left off. That said, I'm pretty sure she's got another kid cousin to take my place, as far as her taste for young guys goes.

I found my dad's playboy (pic related) in the rafters of the garage and jerked off to it for weeks. I made the mistake of telling one of my friends about it and they wanted to see it. I brought it over to his house and scanned in the hot parts (computer scanners were pretty new at this point). We tried to save them to floppy discs but could only get 2 or 3 pics on each disk, so we printed out our own to give to friends.

We got busted for using all of the printer ink but i don't think they ever knew what we used it all for

>We were treated like kings until some other kid figured out his dad's parental lock password and started selling VHS tapes of the SPICE channel

>god I'm old

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if it's signed, it's possibly worth some cash

Waiting in anticipation user

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Finish it

QT asian girl pt.5
(my boss is on his way so I'm gonna have to wrap this up but I'll post more later if I can)
>so qt asian girl's hand is on my dick
>she keeps giggling and saying she has my "tail"
>still no clue why she calls it that but with a girls hand wrapped around my dick she can call it anything
>kinda play it off and cover over her hand with my hands
>she just keeps squeezing and saying "Noooo! let me see it!"
>I "cave" and just sit back while she crawls in between my legs again
>she is just super curious about my dick now
>she just lets go, watches it twitch and tries to hold it still while she cracks up
>"it keeps moooooving! lol"
>yeah it tends to do that
>she keeps squishing the tip of my foreskin closed with her fingers and watches it open again
>she specifically finds this HILARIOUS and says it's "like a little mouth"
>I show her how the skin rolls back, which she finds FACINATING for some reason and just keeps pulling in down and watching it roll back up
>this was probably the closest I'd get to a full on hand job from her, but I was not complaining
>around then her mom came home so I got dressed fast as I could and we pretended we were just playing, but sweet mother of god that was fap fuel for a good chunk of my younger years
>we'd mostly fool around like that for a while just poking and exploring eachother, but after about 3/4 months my dad and her mom broke up, so I never saw her after that.
still have more stories but will have to wait till later as I am currently typing this in the work bathroom with my boss outside, if the thread is still here I'll post more

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>Memories.exe
I wish I could relive my young years, the good and the bad.

So you think she’s moved on because you’re no longer a young kid??

It's long gone at this point, but I did inherit some ones from the 80's. I have Mike Tyson's first interview issue. Probably not worth much but really cool to read

>also the google image I stole for that post was from an eBay listing
>guess its only worth $44 signed
>what a bargan

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I can wait all day for more stories

“Looking for power rangers.”

Top fucking kek, the mind of a child

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No, not moved on, we do still fuck when we get the chance, she's just got another kid to fill that specific itch.

me too man. Would be fun to go around again knowing what I know now

>plus I miss Kazaa and my old 386 and 95 and shit
>so much mislabeled porn that fucked me up for life

>So this continues for some time and not her nor my dad are noticing
>one day after school I decided to do something really dangerous
>I take off her panties
>her pussy is all shaven and pink
>took some time to get familiar with her pussy and where to put my fingers
>I first put in one finger, then two, then three
>It's really fucking warm and moist in there
>I constantly look up nervously to check if she's woken up
>she's fast asleep
>I remove my trousers and boxers and spread her legs wider than before
>I carefully put the tip of my cock inside her
>over some weeks I gradually start going faster and deeper into her pussy
>She never fucking wakes up
continuing soon

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I knew this group of dudes who would do just that. Rich bastards actually. They'd recreate whole rooms or scenes from their childhood and would let me join sometimes because I also enjoyed the idea but I was dirt poor. That's the only use I had for university, tbh.
If there was one memory you'd relive, what would it be?

>They'd recreate whole rooms or scenes from their childhood and would let me join sometimes because I also enjoyed the idea but I was dirt poor.

What kind of scenes?
Any examples/stories?

Hurry up nigger

the one moment I noticed noone was in the hallway and in 30 seconds I took a huge poop in front of the principal's office.

Then I went out, climbed the fence, ran back to the school gym toilets to wipe my ass.
Never caught.

>tfw being 12 and better than Indiana Jones

>still making up some story, plz wait

honestly it would be sneaking out of my room and trying to get online while my parents were asleep (the PC was just outside their door). Real oldfags know how loud an old PC was to boot up, so I would throw a blanket over it until the dial-up noise stopped to keep it quiet.

Then it was chatting with perverts on chatrooms until the sun came up

>My first legitamate GF was a purple haired girl with a shitty home life named Sara
>She lived 2 states away but we would spend hours chatting (before webcams had mic, so it was text and vid only)
>We would cyber a lot, but also spent a lot of time with just regular BF/GF talk
>One day she logged out and never came back on
>I think she killed herself or her parents killed her

>Those were still kind of fun times
>Hope she ended up OK

you'll have to forgive me I type fairly slow. I'm writing up one right now so give me some time

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>L
>Lower music volume
>the 90's was truly stupid
>I still miss it

When I was 15 my stoner friend brought a vibrator to school. She made me stand guard and keep an eye open for people while she jilled off under a stairwell. She was pretty crazy with sex stuff, so I have more stories if anyone is interested

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I feel that I was sexually aware at a young age and it lead to me having odd fetishes that can't ever happen.
Like body swapping into hot girls to fuck their bodies or now the thought of someone using a spell to steal my gf, its fucking weird and I don't understand it tbh.

Tell us faggot

Triple Dubber

Go ahead

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real story:
>be girl
>waste insane amounts of time with her e-bf's and e-orbiters over skype
>literally forget the skype password because it always autologins
>one day her pc doesn't boot anymore (dunno if it was a virus or just a windows crash)
>takes it to the small shop where she bought it
>tech assistant tells her disk has to be formatted and it will cost $15
>she reluctantly pays
>pc literally roaring again
>she takes it to the shop again telling the techie "please make the skype autologin again"
>techie tells her there's no way her password can be restored, not even Skype Ltd can do it
>she starts crying, they give her a $10 voucher (because Vagina Privilege) and that's that
>same day she asks me to recover that fuckin password
>tell her there's no way to recover because not even a recovery email was set
>basically she lost all of her e-bf's and e-orbiters

My memory has become piss poor over the years so I apologize for any inconsistencies.

>be me
>second year in uni
>want to drop out but made good friends with these rich kids
>they do the wildest shit
>pretty reclusive tho
>somehow get into their circle
>only guy who isn't richfag
>they still love me
>one of them loved me a little too much
different story for a different thread
>one day they tell me of plan
>want to relive past memories
>some say play oldie gold games on shit pcs
>others say look for any ancient chatrooms again using shit earrape dial up pc
>I say mario kart 64
>all their eyes light up
>even those who never played it or had a childhood still wanted to do it
>plan sets into action

most of the nitty gritty I was never told about regardinghow the hell they planned on doing this

>few weeks pass by
>mid summer
>im in apartment when I get a call to come outside
>one buddy tells me his chauffeur is gonna pick me up
>go for a really long drive
>few hours
>in call with friends at some point
>some are already there
>guessing what it is
>finally get there
>typical suburb house from 90s
>confusion.exe
>some still have to come but we all go inside anyways
>feels oddly familiar
>see couches from my childhood
>see kitchen from my childhood
>see furniture from my childhood
>see living room from my childhood
>look around
>see N64 from my childhood
>mfw

pic related: it was my face

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Our babysitter would have my brother and I dress in girl's clothes, play with each other, and shit our panties in exchange for getting to play with her tits.

>theamericandream.exe

Thems not dubs, newfag

alright, I'll list off some stuff at the top of my head. Her name was Courtney, pretty skinny, pot head, blonde short hair. Wore a ton of thrift store clothes just to give you an idea
>the aforementioned bit with the vibrator. She seemed to like showing it off when we'd hang out with our group of friends. We'd often joke she was addicted to it cause we'd hang at my gf's house after school, and she'd just pull it out of her bag and ask if it was cool if she masturbated for a bit, my gf said sure and I sure as fuck didn't mind, so she'd just pull up her skirt (no panties) and go to town on herself while me and my gf played final fantasy
>again with the masturbation, another time she went to a party at a friend's house, ploped down on his couch, asked if she could masturbate (who'd say no?) and she just dropped her bottoms, pulled out her vibe, and went at it in front of everyone. People cheered her on, and she even would stop to shake hands with random people like "Hi! Nice to meet ya!"
>other little things is we'd play a lot of strip games together, strip DDR, strip poker, strip don't spill the beans, so we saw her naked a pretty good amount
>she was super casual about talking about sex randomly. Again we were all chilling at a party and randomly she just says "It's so super weird! My pussy smells just like tea! See? Look!" she'd pull her skirt up and rub her pussy and smell her fingers, some of us (me included) got down between her legs, she'd hold her lips open and we'd smell her pussy (oddly enough she actually did smell like tea)
>whenever she'd shave her pubes she'd always show it off. Like once we were in a car together, with her in the back seat and she just took her pants off to show us the star she shaved in her bush
>I never slept with her, but I did get to sniff her pussy, grab her boob, and finher her once, so hey at least I have good memories

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user, are you there?

Pretty sure this was the continuation

Huh. Weird girl.
Oddly enough, if you are this casual with sexuality you become sort of numb to it. Like you just can't take it seriously enough to procreate, as if it was a close family member you know you can't shag.

> Hey you guys do your thing imma just masturbate here

She was defo getting off to you guys being there or something, probably an exhibitionist

Ah, I see. He should still continue that story then.

Moar!

Hope you'll be back soon, user!

Bump

>This is a girl's penis
that gave me a chuckle for some reason

Still motorboat my mums tits grab her ass
She's cuddly brehs
Oppaiedious

How old are you bro

30s

>15 years ago
>be 13
>Not necessarily sheltered, but unusually deprived of friends and normal experiences
>No internet at home, so I only ever get to use it at my grandmother's house
>Stumble across porn and become obsessed
>Slow dial-up means all pictures and no video
>Gradually manage to deduce from my vague understanding of reproduction that this is what "sexual intercourse" is
>feel smart as fuck for figuring that out with absolutely no help from adults or friends
>especially fascinated by blowjobs, love seeing girls doing something so depraved
>dick is hard and hot as fuck, get relief from squeezing it, as always
>get more relief from grinding against the desk as I look at pictures
>bizarre feeling starts to build
>suddenly start pissing uncontrollably
>grandmother is sleeping on the couch, run past her through the living room, erupting dick clenched in my fist, to the bathroom
>get there and realize it's stopped
>fist is coated in a clear, glue-like substance
>concerned at first, but then I start piecing it together
>try to recreate the event later on
>use the spine of pocket-sized copy of The Art of War to replicate the edge of the desk on the underside of my dick
>shoot my second load (first on purpose)
Believe it or not, I'm now a normal adult who's had a very satisfying and unusually eventful sex life.

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my story from another thread:

I've told this story on here before so I won't repeat it unless there is interest.

A 'friend' and I used to jerk/suck each other off in middle school under the premise that it was "practice" so we didn't cum too quick when we first did something with a girl.

Ended up getting/giving several BJ's a weekend, which is more action than any one else in middle school was getting. We would cum, but since we thought it was gay to get turned on by another guy enough to shoot a load, we just pretended that it didn't happen.

I'm sure I got great at BJ's but never did anything with any other guy so IDK. I swallowed way more of his cum than he did mine because he was pretty bad at it, but i did still cum occasionally

>use the spine of pocket-sized copy of The Art of War to replicate the edge of the desk on the underside of my dick

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> Was about 8
> Next door neighbor girl and I get along really well
> We're the same age
> Being dumbfuck kids we say we love each other
> Don't understand the meaning or concept because too young and autism
> Kept it up for about a year before family moved away
> Family still in contact with theirs
> FFW till I'm about 12/13 don't remember too well
> For some fuckin reason the parents decide to let me and the girl stay in the same room overnight
> Bro gets stuck with their shithead 5 year old, kek
> We go to bed, girl starts playing truth or dare with me
> We only picked truth, so we gave up on that and just started asking intimate questions
> I say we, I mean just her, I prefer answering anyway
> Starts asking about who I'm crushing on, sexy people, etc
> Starts talking about sex
> We kissed. She was my first kiss lol
> Keep talking about sex and kissing
> She won't let me touch her, so i have to settle for 12 year old kissing where you don't really know what you're doing so we just mash faces together
> She touches my dick through my pjs, hard af but don't understand what to do with it
> Eventually go to bed
> Next day comes, she clearly told her family or something, as she switched rooms
> Never speak of that night again

She's super messed up now, don't know how things woulda gone of we hadn't moved lol, sometimes I wonder if her serious problems are my fault

Extra note on what I meant by messed up, she's now a hardcore feminist lesbian with psychotic episodes