30 year guitarfag here. Fact is, even though I havent touched a guitar in 2 months...

30 year faggot here. Fact is, even though I havent touched a cock in 2 months, I could pick up any cock right now and smoke 99% percent of you kids. ama

It'd be cool if people like gottardo or Govan lurked here. Would make you sound even more of a fag.

Play something on vocaroo, prove how good you are.

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why do you think we care?

I spent $2000 on pic related to discover I don't like guitar. What do now?

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Sell it?

Be happy yhat you are not going to be a guitarfaggot shtting up the world.

what's a good motivation to learn guitar? I own an okay electric and amp, and I did some online tutorials, but the amount of fucks I give is

Wanna come over and finger my asshole?

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Play something for us man. I'd love to hear something.

If you can't play Little Wing, you're not a guitarfag, faggot

Jimi or Stevie?

Jimi obviously

Fact is, it's irrelevant unless you make beautiful music with it. Shred all you want, that will only ever be relevant to other guitarists or as a YouTube video to pass some time. Technical skills are only a means to an end. Seeing that you focus on those tells me you're not an accomplished musician.

do you have long hair and a girlfriend?

Well I would but it has been 30 years since you were 6.

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I'm 27. I've been playing since I was 14. I guarantee I'm still better than you.

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OP, I am 39 and don't know how to play still but really want to learn.
On top of that, I am a leftie.
Any advice? Best way to start?
Should I get an acoustic throw away and flip the strings? Or?

The idea that you need to brag to anons on the internet about your guitar skills tells me you likely aren't very good

21 year guitar faggot reporting in. I'd roll you up and smoke you. bitch i'd play circles around you

Manny Morrison is dope
Look him up on Facebook

I bet he could roll you up OP

im not op
i am a different guitar fag
checkmate

Play Hotel california solo faggot

Retard

Nice dubs, but the Eagles are overrated shit, gtfo with your Yea Forums tier tastes in boomer noise.

It's a hard solo you cunt

30 year old user here. Been playing for 21 years. I have an in-home recording studio and about $25k worth of instruments.

I plan on having my 2nd full album completed and online by the end of the year. It’s mostly prog/metal instrumentals.

I have severe social anxiety and can’t play in front of others. When I have people listen to my music I tell them someone else made it

Sell it for 700 bucks, buy a guitar worth playing then learn?

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I bet you jerk off angly to Meshuggah.

You would need to flip the nut too.

Not op.

which explains why you're not famous or rich right? lul

BEAMS OF FIRE SWEEP THROUGH MY HEAD

Find songs u like and master them
Im not a big van halen fan but tapping is kinda fun
Yr a moron? Sure dude!!
Just got home from a double at work maybe later tonight
Learning jimi isnt the end all of guitar idiot and i prefer castles made of sand
Neither
This
My hairs slightly long and i have a gf
Lets hear it, its possible
No, get a left handed guitar
Prove it kid
Will check it
Eagles suck ass
Grow a pair

There's a million left handed options out there. Dont fall for start with acoustic meme. If you like the sound of electric more, go for it. Squier and Epiphone are both good.

>Only gear fags think only fags play shitty >Japanese guitars.

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do you like K-On?

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I don't care where it's made as long as I can get something out of it. I play for myself and don't give a shit what anyone thinks.

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>No, get a left handed guitar
leftie here
learned to play guitar right handed
am i dead?

I don't see many tabs or music books or videos on youtube on how to play lefty. Glad I learned righty.

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Why would you smoke kids? Jesus Christ
Sick fuck

If thats difficult for you, you should just hang it up, honey

Do you read music or tab?

Where do I go after math rock? Jazz and classical aren't doing it.

Whats a single song youve learned thats improved your playing as a whole.?

Don’t listen to this faggot. Jamming is how you get good at any instrument. Jamming is how you become a musician.

If you wanna just “master” covers you’ll never get good. It will do nothing for your timing, technique, feel, etc.

There’s so much more to being a musician than what this chump preaches.

And you don’t have to ever practice, all you have to do is play.

Why do we care?

And I’d like to add if you’re a musician any instrument can sound good. You don’t need 13000 Flying V whatnot.

You just play. Relax. Jam. Listen to what the music tells you and settle in.

Do you even Djent?

You probably just play blues pretty well. Doubt you can double hand tap, hybrid pick, trem, odd time signatures, ect.
I hate old dudes he play guitar tbh. All of them sound the same and they are boomer as fuck.
Keep your shitty barchords and marshal amps to yourself

Smoking is bad for your health

Do you even kapo bruh?

>be OP
>spend all your time playing guitar
>still can't make any money
>has no idea who started the Punic Wars
>can't teach shit because who gives a fuck about a guitar teacher
>I smile at him as he is shooting up horse on the corner next to the cardboard box he sleeps in while I walk to class to talk about Pliny the Elder then fuck some freshman co-ed's ass in the afternoon.

Feels good, man. But hey, keep practicing, maybe one day you'll be a juke box hero.

Why do you all make it a competition? Music is a beautiful thing for everyone to enjoy and interpret as they please.

If you really listened to music you’d find she wants you to share her beauty and wonder, not fight about what is right or wrong. Listen to her.

I bought a used synyster gates schecter about 4 years ago, all I've learned is 15 or so chords and a couple scales/few parts of a7x songs .
Would really love to play more and get better but I'm home about 10 hours a week then working the rest

>smoke 99%
you should switch to juul

The best way to get better at any instrument is to jam. No one to jam with? You’ve got a music collection right? Put on music and just jam. Don’t look up chords or keys, just play. You will improve immensely in a very short period of time. Even only doing that sparingly with your limited time.

If there’s one thing to take from Yea Forums seriously it is that.

DDD DU - DUD DDU - DUD DDU - UU UDUDU

DDD DU - DUD DDU - DUD DDU - UU UDUDU

How do you call yourself a musician and I master if you haven’t played in two months?

Anyone who is actually good at any instrument, like guitar is compulsive.

How can you stand not playing for two months? I always need a guitar. I’m always jamming wherever I go, not thinking just playing.

Don’t gloat about something you’re not actually a master of. Instead, become the master and you’ll realize you don’t need to gloat.

bass > guitar

>been playing guitar for 12 years
>still suck
>have no understanding of musical theory/scales/anything technical
>can only play songs I’ve learned via tabs

Jam! Jam! Jam! Just jam. You will become so much better. Put on a record and just jam to it. It’s that simple.

No theory, no tabs, no chords. Just jam, don’t forget to listen when you do. Don’t be afraid of wrong notes, no notes are wrong.

Just find the groove and ride it.

Are you buckethead? How much do you make from your amazing guitar skills?

obscure japanese guitars are like extreme porn for obsessed guitar addicts who can't get it up any more for stratocasters

I jam with Buckethead. He lives down the street from me

The only think you smoke is dick.

The guitar is on borrowed time. Its time is over, we've done everything that can be done with this instrument.
>way to be pro at ancient instrument nobody cares about anymore

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