Saw a dwarf in the mall the other day. Are they dangerous?
Saw a dwarf in the mall the other day. Are they dangerous?
Hunter Miller
Austin Campbell
If a dwarf spits on a person, that person will become a dwarf. Go ahead, watch dwarf porn sometime. Ever notice that you never see the normal sized performers in anything else ever again? That's how they're made! All I'm sayin' is I've never seent a dwarf baby in my life. In the beginning of mankind there was one dwarf, then he spit on someone, then that person spit on another and so on and so on... You see a dwarf walk your way, you best keep your distance!
Eli Jones
i'd fuck one
Mason Lee
Just don't look directly at them and you'll be fine user
Ryder Martin
Jackson Young
That dwarf is actually pretty cute. A pass on my scale.
Logan Turner
yes very dangerous.. they can headbutt you in the dick serious shit right there
Aiden Diaz
Jacob Bennett
They are notoriously dangerous if they find you when you're shitting. Otherwise not very much
Ayden Collins
Yes
Jack Cox
They're natural sprinters. Very dangerous over short distances.
Sebastian Murphy
Almost got killed by a dwarf once
He was wearing chain mail and wielding a battle axe
Adrian Sullivan
No. Dwarfs are totally irrelevant.
Andrew Ross
Yes, yes they are.
Alexander Hughes
JUST A LITTLE.....LOL
Luke Jones
Shut the fuck up
Nolan Gomez
Yes. They will walk right up to you and bite you in the nutsack without warning. Be careful.
Samuel Johnson
Sometimes they warn you
Nathan Reed
If they have weapons, know martial arts and are of an aggressive mindset, yeah they are dangerous.
Xavier Williams
Well they have STR and CON bonuses so they're probably stronger than you. They're also proficient with various weapon and aren't slowed by wearing heavy armor. I'd avoid picking a fight with them without any experience in battle.
Cameron Walker
They're called ankle biters for a reason, user, be careful.
Josiah Jackson
10/10 would impregnate :3
Dylan Evans
Yes
Michael King
A dwarf's cock has magic powers
Brandon Price
Saw one about a hour ago and had to cringe thinking about your thread kek
Anthony Sanchez
Aiden Perry
kek
Aiden Evans
Male midgets are the bane of society. Nearly as bad as a democratic city populated primarily by blacks. They're almost as bad as Canadians.
Cameron Scott
These bastards don't look like much but they can tear your limbs straight off. I encountered a few of these little shits when I was exploring an abandoned mine. They didn't expect me so they weren't in armor thank god. Even so, their thick skin took 2-3 direct shotty blasts before they went down. Gods they smelled bad, too. NEVER let one of them get a hold of you. Legends say that they are a mix of human and chimp, hence the super strength and hideous features. It IS possible to befriend these creatures, however. They have an obsession with treasure, namely gold (see pic related). They will be willing to make a treaty if you provide them with the proper treasure offering. Good luck, and safe travels.
Kayden Russell
The dwarf king has been captured.