Oldfags give tips / advice based on past experiences / mistakes

>Don't shave your butthole
>Don't shave above or around your junk
>Only trim
>Balls are safe to shave though

If you smoke weed to make yourself happy but begin to notice you are sad even when smoking, stop smoking for a while.

don't give or show love to people that don't give or show love to your person.
AKA don't let them use you, look for someone who really deserves your love and is able to pay you back with the same love.

Facts don't matter. Learn public relations. Intent means nothing without the power to implement it. Fission is renewable.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
This guy.

Don't ever ask what a fingerbox is...

Like I said I’m not a simp I’m still happy and I still get laid. I just at times really miss her. She was there for me when I went through my bad shit you feel me.

Do what makes you happy.

The world could come to an end at any moment, so fuck it.

Also, fuck people. Most people are dumb as fuck. Don't let them dictate your life.

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Don’t ever get your cock stuck in the bus door.

Move on

story?

18 year old oldag here. Trust my experience, don't try anything with women, leave them to me instead. Please.

Putting something off makes it instantly harder and scarier.
There are too many times when I do nothing productive and end up hating myself for having done nothing.
Something as simple as going for a walk, doing laundry, or whatever it is that you should be doing, always requires more effort in your head than it actually takes

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You’re right.

!!!!!!!Always make sure your girl don't lie in "small" things or aspects of her life. If she does lie for something stupid, she's obviously gonna hide you many other thing, from the past and in the future.!!!!!

- don't build up a wall around you because someone made you suffer, you're gonna need a lot of effort and time to destroy it. find the cause of your suffering and fight for your happines or at least your serenity.

- don't waste your life with people that aren't your friends. compromises works with coworkers, or anyone which is not IMPORTANT for you.

- your life MUST be the most important thing to you, and if you feel okay with that, then look for a partner that is ALMOST as much as valuable as you.

- always show respect to unknow people, be kind. you can avoid many problems and you probably will make someone feel better just showing them that negativity is useless, in life, with unknown people

- never give up, people care about you and you should be the first one to care about yourself.

- give a hug and offer a coffe to a person you see in difficulty. don't try to solve their problems telling them what you do instantly, you should first listen to them. let them calm down, and when you see that it's the time try to talk with them and find a solution together, they will appreciate that, and hopefully never forget what you made. apply this on a random person too, you could find a new friend!

DUDE

HAT

Remove toxic people from your life before they ruin you. Its better to be alone than to be with people that make you miserable.
Floss.

You are a simp

>female friend flirts with me
>we get drunk
>get laid
>she tells me her boyfriend is the perfect match for her
>however she doesn't love him anymore
>she says she's thinking about leaving her and is just waiting for an opportunity
>she had one but she didn't take it and decided to forgive him
>still flirts with me
What do do?
Should i just cut her from my life?
I don't want to be in a relationship with her but a FWB situation isn't off the table, she said so herself, if she weren't in a relationship something would happen.

Buy cameras. Record everything. On Audio and video if you can. Get even more than one camera.

Get dashcams and record every time you drive.

Get a recorder that records your audio every moment of every day.

If I had done that, I would not be in the trouble I'd be in today.

false accusations will land you guilty of stuff you didn't do, especially if you're a minority like me.

>Fission is renewable.
How is that past experience?

If your know you're not going to marry your gf, cheat on her as often as possible.

>If I had done that, I would not be in the trouble I'd be in today.

Hmm, care to share the story?
No need for extreme details

Cops lied under oath. I appealed and appealed. But no one would listen or cared.

they accused me of not telling a cashier about a price tag that they accused someone else of removing when all i did was ask her for a cheap price for what i thought was an unpriced item.

Sorry to hear about that, you're from the US i guess?

Says the simp

okay but what is a fingerbox? ive seen this here from time to time and i actually really want to know

yeah. originally from germany. my whole life was basically destroyed because of this. lost family, due to having criminal record and no job. credit destroyed, no money to give surgery to dog; so dog died a horrible bloody death. lost fiance at the time because no money obviously. i basically gave up on life. It's been 4 years. i actually made a thread about it on Yea Forums back then.

You can't go back to Germany?

i've only lived there til i was 10. so i'm not really german.

im confused. what happened? from the way i understood it it doesnt sound like a big deal

Gtfo newfag
>inb4 Op is a faggot
>inb4 sage

I just dusted off my old AYO from 2001, you never had one of these?

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just a kind opinion
don't waste your life there if you can't do anything else! save some money, and start a new life elsewhere. i hope you'll be happier, you deserve that. hug for you

Born in Germany means you have a citizenship,no?

Damn 16/50 nice!

I know right, only 50 of them made and I got one of them!

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thanks for answering me but like what is that
i mean seriously wtf are you supposed to do with that????

>she said if she weren't in a relationship something would happen

key fact here is that she is in a relationship.that means she likes him more than you. forget about her user, shes a lost cause.

ive been there, its not worth the pain

Don’t expect hard work to get you anyplace. If you fill a position perfectly your boss will always try to keep you in that position. It would be your boss’s loss if you moved on.

Work smart. Have a plan and work hard on that plan

/thread. All the advuce youll ever need

google is a wonderful tool fren :)

Don't fuck around so much in school, do as many things as you can while you're still young because opportunities dwindle as you get older. Don't spend all your money on stupid shit. Have as many girlfriends as possible but don't spend money on them. Start setting goals and figure out how to achieve them. If i could sit 12 year old self down and tell him all that my life would be better. Life is pretty good because i eventually figured it out, but i could have saved myself lots of depression and hardship had i buckled down sooner.

Leave this place now! It's too late for me, but maybe not you user.

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I can still rember when my grandfather build my first fingerbox with me. Good old times

Take care of your teeth. Don't care if you're poor and your parents
didn't take you to the dentist. Get your shit together, get a job that
provides coverage. Get it done. Especially before the next recession
comes in and you're even more cash strapped.

Couple hundred dollars now saves years of pain and thousands of dollars.
It's so easy to discount when you're young. Don't wait. That includes
wisdom teeth. Take it from someone who had theirs removed in their
mid-30s when they finally started erupting and crushing teeth. Would
have been so much easier if done at 17-21 before the root fully form.

Has anyone tried the stainless steel finger boxes? I like them but I'm not sure if they're worth the extra money.

Don't invade Russia this time, try to focus on the axis powers and leave the bear in its cave.

So basically, they started the charge as a class b misdemeanor. Then i asked for a trial by jury and a public defender. and the prosecutor stepped forward and said they're reducing the charge to an infraction.

you'd think that's good news, but it only denies me all those rights, so i had to pay for my own lawyer and have a bench trial. it took me almost a year to find enough money to pay for a lawyer. And that lawyer wasn't even any good.

anyway, since the charge was STARTED as a class B, it now got onto my federal Department of Justice records. and only says "Amended to infraction" after it.

so even though it's only an infraction (traffic ticket level), it's still on my criminal record visible in all 50 states.

so any employer that now does a background check on my sees that i was found guilty of theft by deception. so i can't find a job anywhere. because employers don't care what classification the charge is if it's guilty, it's guilty. and they won't trust me with their property.

Y'know, I'm not sure about these new e-fingerboxes. Sure, they're pretty, but a 250-year-old teak fingerbox made in England, Germany or Japan will do the job just as well, and has got tons of potential for upgrading. I've got a collection of all sorts, and I must say that one of my favourites is a 170-year-old scrimshandered palm fingerbox from Rehoku which feaures part of a dendroglyph and was crafted by British sailors stuck on the island from HMS Prophetess. It's a gorgeous bit of work and is so beautiful. The overall feel is very good inside too, as it was lined with lambskin and felt. The mechanism is in tip-top condition because even though it's a wooden Heidelburg design the actual wood used is, like the case, palm and thus can be kept beautifully clean and functional with palm oil, which also brings out a lovely dark finish. It's locked with an ivory key (cut from whalebone) engraved with the intials A.E. and in a niche inside the lid is a Gold Sovreign, which I only found when examining the fingerbox just after I bought it - I was looking at the hinge and I noticed a tiny button, and click! Out it came. It's a wonderful piece of work, I had it insured for 2500€ but I think it would make several times that at auction... implying that I'd ever sell such a wonderful object, of course.

Yeah, all the fingerboxes were pretty cool. Even the joke ones with like Slime in.

Then cam the Razorblades and needles fingerboxes. They soon died out aftet that for obvious reasons.

People didn't want to get aids from a fucking toy lol

this
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if you're a dev and don't really know how to Regex,
Learn it bro that shit is useful af

Don't ever stick your dick in crazy. It may be one of the best fucks you'll ever have but totally not worth it. You'll live to regret it trust me.

if only someone told me this when i knew shit

Dude get the hell outta there.

>Do it now, because tomorrow isn't promised today.
>Don't spend you're hard earned cash unnecessarily. Even if you have to take a cheaper option, do it.
>Marriage and the sanctity thereof is a pipe dream, unless you can see yourself with somebody 30yrs down the road, and can forgive (but never forget) all their bullshit skip it.
>Always take the path to own something, rather than rent or lease.
>There's millions of women, don't get stuck with a toxic bitch.
>Exercise. Even if it's something simple like walking to work.

What do you mean?

>There's millions of women, don't get stuck with a toxic bitch.
This is good

Sometimes in life you'll be tempted to not have sex with a girl even though you have the opportunity.

Always remember this: For every girl you pass up - You're three holes behind.

what? why

This makes non sense

He means leave. Exit. Depart. Walk in the opposite direction to her. Clearer?

youtube.com/watch?v=VbOuZTEacss

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This.

I allways get caught in that trap. The worst part is I know it will end up making me sad and I still do it.

That advice is gold user.

If you shoot someone and they don't die immediately, shoot them again until they are.

I ended up doing more time for attempted murder because this clown and his family would show up and cry at my parole hearings than plenty of other cases where murderers, arsonists and even rapists did considerable less time than me.

It doesn't pay to be merciful,
On that note I haven't shot anyone since 1989.

44 > did seven years from age 15.

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The more money you make, the emptier life gets, unless you handle it correctly.

>Fancy shit doesnt make you happy
>Only purpose it serves is either for social status indicators (no point) or liquid assetts
>Nobody is impressed
>There is always a bigger house, faster car, hotter woman

Be happy and content with what you have. Contentment is worth FAR more than the vicious cycle of materialism

unironically this. american culture is a death cult.

leave this place before it's too late

Absolutely this.

is this just tolerance or what? just went through this little dilemma, was smoking for years but felt depressed as shit, quit for week, felt better, smoked some with a friend and now im trying to decide if im gonna smoke on my own again or what

youtu.be/hbA-KAgj-ko

When you go to college, don't miss out on the college experience. I'm not saying do nothing but party and flunk out, but don't pass up parties, social events, friends, etc.

Take lots of pictures.

I did the first (and still graduated on time and never failed a class), but I didn't really do the second. I'm ancient and I went to college before digital photography was easily accessible, so it wasn't quite as easy, but I still wish I'd taken more.

Basically memories are everything

I do pretty well, and IME the big benefit to money is that it decreases stress for unexpected calamities. Like, when we were first establishing ourselves a car problem or something happening to the house that insurance wouldn't cover would be incredibly stressful, and that feeds into worrying about what's around the corner.

But now, it's not nearly as big of a deal, and that's where the magic happens.

Your advice is really solid - don't chase stuff. I think it's a fallacy that nice things won't make you happy - I just upgraded my home theater, for example, and it makes me happy, and I have a vehicle that's nice and that I like a lot.

But I'm not poring over A/V magazines jealous of other stuff that's out there, or envying my buddy's kick-ass system or my other buddy's NSX. KWIM?

EXACTLY.

I really cherish the pictures and mementoes I have, I just wish I'd had the foresight to have more stuff that I can physically look at to reminisce.

What to do when a crush has boyfriend?

If you find THE ONE take your fucking shot because if you don't then some shit faced mug will and they'll end up getting married and having kids and ten years later THE ONE will get drunk and message you on facebook and tell you that she had a thing for you back in the day but was scared to ask you out and you know fine well that if you'd just had some balls you'd now be the one married to the love of your life instead of being a lonely recluse.

Keep in mind that the "friendzone" is bullshit, first and foremost.

Second, wait it out. Do not actively try to break them up, and do not try to slide in there.

You have to have confidence that you're charming and desirable enough for her to date when she's single again, and that's when you make your move.

Should i avoid her for now or just not pay her much attention?
We are good friends and i don't want to ruin our relationship, user said earlier that he slept with his best friend but for us it's not the case, we do flirt a lot though.

if only you told me that earlier
im a fucking trap now thanks user
inb4 post tits or gtfo there's a difference between trans and trap doomers

I feel like this is a running joke

>>why?
Because the hair is there for a reason. Do shave your stem cells and coin purse, Trim the rest with clippers.
Anons that go full bald need to powder their junk.

No, operate as normal. She'll know something's up if you avoid her and that will harm her opinion of her. If her boyfriend raises a stink that's a different matter.

Anecdote: When I was in high school the girl I had a crush on and was very close friends with had a boyfriend. I walked her to and from every class because we loved talking (I was over at her house a lot on weekends).

Her boyfriend raised a stink about it because his friends were making fun of him because I'd sit with her at lunch until her friends got there. He asked me to stop, and I refused. He called me over and asked why I was still doing it, and I told him it was because she didn't ask me not to.

It wasn't the best idea, but I froze her out. Stopped walking her to and from class, stopped going to her house, etc.

After a few weeks, she called me and asked what was up. She was really hurt. I explained the situation and told her I wasn't going to be in the middle of that whole situation. She explained the thing about his friends making fun of him, and I told her that wasn't my problem.

She dumped him a couple of weeks later.

Harm her opinion of *you* that is.

Porn cause erectil dysfunction and neurological problems.

You have to watch what you eat your fucking health is the most important thing you have.

Avoid females with tats and piercings they are the word whore incarnated.

Avoid single mothers.

Be careful with STD.

Homosexuality is a mental illness because of millions of tons of chemicals used for industry damaging genetically predisposed individuals but it is easier to just say is fine as long as you don't harm anybody and le freedom.

Always Think for yourself.

Don't take sides.

Probably God exist is just that he doesn't care and is neither religion.

Avoid debt steal if you have to.

You go to work not to get paid but to gain experience.

People judge you by what they see no by your intentions and you are the same.

Celebrate the small victories.

Don't take shit for granted.

Doubt everyting.

Take cold showers.

Dress nice.

I could go all day I'm 32.

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Spoken like a true poet, my fren. what a great person

send picture of ass user (￣▽￣)ノ

I'm just gonna tell you girls love masculine, genuine, sincere, strong men who charm and care about them even if they are bald or fat as long as he dress nice.

They are not going to tell you but weirdly they are not into needy weak Faggots who used leggings and are a failure of a man.

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>You go to work not to get paid but to gain experience.
>Celebrate the small victories.
>Doubt everyting.

fucking words of gold man. gimme some more lines please

no

> your anger will never, ever benefit you. Never act from it. Just let it pass.

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Leave this place.... Run, and never look back.

Nobody remembers good deeds, they don't think you're a nice person, they won't remember you. They think they are clever and you really stupid.

This is stupid, this mean you shouldn't even be nice?

>Idk what to do cause I feel like any attempt is just going to push her farther away.

Play it cool and you might get some sex when shes bored or after a breakup. Beg and cry and you'll make it awkward, you won't get any of that.

To random people you don't know, yeah. To that childhood friend whos broke or a crush you had in HS, no.

How is it done?

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One time, not too long after I could legally drink, me and a friend were walking home from the bar wasted late at night. A random homeless man ran up to us and looked frantic. I was sure we were going to be stabbed, but instead he grabbed us by our collars and yelled out the wisest words I've ever heard. I'd like to share his words of wisdom with you all now. He said:

>"Get what you can while you can, boys! THE BUSH IS COMING BACK!!!!"

And then he ran off into the night like some kind of smelly batman

Don't listen that guy he is wrong.

To be successful you have to have friends, but to be extraordinary successful, you have to have friends.

Frank Sinatra I'm thinking the quote in my language so perhabs is not accurate.

Being openly foolish is smart, being openly smart is foolish.

Robert Green in the 48 laws of power.

Smile, be nice act nice and be generous you will influence people and they will fly to you because you make them feel superior and good overall everybody is the main actor of his movie.

I got to go to gain experience.

Take a look of the following books.

How to be so good they can ignore you.

48 laws of power

How to win friends and influence them

6 rules of infliencing people.

Outliers by Malcolm Gladwell

I'm on a rush fucking etc...

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That's navel-gazing woe-is-me horseshit.

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>be me, 20 year old male
>Survive pic related last August
>Suffer brain trauma
>Being charged with assault for grabbing gf in public when she was saying some fucked up shit involving another male
>Probably won't be convicted as I have lawyer + no criminal past / brain injury survivors are prone to violent outbursts
>Might get big bucks from lawsuit settlement

Currently in NEET life mode and I'm still 'with' that girl, what're some game moves for myself anons? I'll be lurking

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I'm skinny as fuck, 120 lbs, is buying a protein powder and making shakes while doing bodyweight workout worth it?
Will it help me gain weight?
I can't go to the gym yet.

I'm a pure rage machine, on occasion. Eye of the storm on others.
It can certainly be drag, a bit of a dark spot in life....but my anger has also forced me out of ruts into better situations, it's prevented people from being hurt, it's helped stopped situations that could have been worse.
It's how you control it though, it can be used as a tool, a motivator or yes, it can be a detriment when it's left unchecked. It's a fine line.

You don't need protein powder, just eat a fuckton and do your workout

Dump girl more problems ahead hurry up and avoid emotional attachment remember more problems ahead.

Get professional help from a psychiatrist and neurologist to be sure you can be normal perhaps with drugs or nootropics and therapy.

Lear to do a shit or 2 find a job because you WILL spend all that money really fast and get use to your life style you are your worst enemy otherwise get ready for the future of drug addiction and sucking cocks for 15$.

Don't cling to your childhood so much. Its hard, I want nothing more than to relive some of the moments of my past, instead of focusing on my future. Nearly cost me my marriage. I felt myself mentally, kind of, reverting to a younger mindset. You've got to look forward, not backwards. The past is just a distraction from your success.
Nostalgia is a slippery slope, but you can't tell how steep the fall is with rose colored glasses on.

your mom is a slippery slope

Don't listen to Morrissey...

Eat
Fuck
Kill

Instead

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Honestly?

>Cherish your friends and family
>Appreciate every minute you get with them
>No matter how bad their bullshit is
>You will miss putting up with it one day

The only meaning that life has is the relationships/time you spend with other people

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Troo, troo

last bump

Thank you

Don't give any one advice
&
Don't take any advice from this thread

never roll singles in a dubs thread

bump

If she has such a retarded moral to cheat on somebody then don't expect her retarded moral to change.

don't whistle while you're pissing

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>b-but muh emotions

> She was there for me when I went through my bad shit you feel me.
she ain't around now, you gonna keep sucking her memory's dick or what?

>Also, fuck people. Most people are dumb as fuck. Don't let them dictate your life

this, man. your family, friends, lovers, race, country, and species will betray you. this is a definite, unavoidable thing. if you want happiness, find the 4 people in this world that you can trust, hold on to them with all your strength, and toss the rest of the jokers to the wind. And prepare, the others are coming for anything of value you have.

there is no scientific evidence for the effectiveness of flossing. when pressed on this issue, the American Dental Association stopped recommending flossing. just because it's uncomfortable doesn't mean you should be proud of it. it is gets you off, whatever, but realize you're just masturbating.

Is he American?

sounds to me like you could stand to wipe your tears away and see the new day before you. my woman stuck with me through 5 years of unemployment. find quality people.

when you get cavities filled, get the composite filling instead of the mercury amalgam. mercury makes you go insane over the years. how much does that explain about american society?

Always wash your cock before receiving a bj.
If the slut your with now was in a relationship when you started fucking her. She is or will be tasting another cock while in the relationship with you.
Never trust a pakrat
Everything you hear or see about politics or finance on your main stream media platforms. Are total fabrication.
Bankers and politicians do nothing whatsoever to benefit you or any other normal person. Everything they do is to benefit themselves.
America isn't a democracy
Never run after a bus or a women. Another one always comes around

>If the slut your with now was in a relationship when you started fucking her. She is or will be tasting another cock while in the relationship with you.

You sure about this one?

work on a farm. they won't do a bg check. if you're not too good to eat food then you're not too good to work on a farm.

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yeah, if you're going nowhere

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Dont get involved with a McDouche..... ever

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Any time brother

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Not a real pic ... turd

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>Bankers and politicians do nothing whatsoever to benefit you or any other normal person. Everything they do is to benefit themselves

This is probably my favorite hint on the reality we live today.

I used to have friends...they all died last year...my high school buddies...

This user Famous
cbc.ca/news/canada/edmonton/low-level-bridge-crash-fatal-1.4802857

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wtf is this, the beta orbiter manifesto? gtfo with that cucked shit. if you wait it out, you're hedging your bets that you might be wrong. no one else is this concerned about your feelings, can tell you that much at least.

News says speed an alcohol were a factor, you turd

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friendzone....trud

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How did they all die

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Nice pic, i remember ol justin wilson

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McDouche killed this thread quick..LOL

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Lion's mane mushroom. Contains chemicals known as erinacines that promote nerve/brain cell regeneration and has been shown to positively affect patients with traumatic brain injuries. check the wikipedia page, it's dope af.

McDouche
The ultimate thread ender /thread

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Never fuck in a hot tub... Water is a shitty lube..
Find the little man in the boat and she will love you 4 ever..
You have your g-spot in your rectum.
Jerk off before contacting your ex.
Never do mdma in a gay bar.
Fuck everything, unless it will get you in to trouble.

Game Over

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I have no one, my bestfriend of 12 years who lives 13 hours away came up and fucked my girlfriend. I didn't find out until he left, I broke up with her immediately and now find myself back at my parents house with a bunch of normies who do nothing. I'm stuck full of anger with no way to get this shit off my chest, what should I do

Mic Drop
End Thread

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as my old tech instructor in the military told me, "peanut butter sandwiches and pushups." get more serious when you can open a jelly jar yourself.

Are you experienceing lower sex drive,
pattented keyingredient fo rlabido
txt ALL to 42424

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Im the one that hit the same spot

txt ALL to 42424

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No I'm just full of anger, sure sec sounds fine but I can't find it in me to do anything now a days, I haven't been able to sleep much in the past few weeks do I haven't had much energy

When we pull up ... kakakak kakakakak...
All angles

txt ALL 42424

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Sex* damnit

Put that booty on that gucci belt son!!

it's on youtube, and yes.

One from complications from an illness the other committed suicide.

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nigger do you speak anglish?

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The biggest jump in salary you will ever get is from switching companies. Working your way up a single company will always pay you below market value.

Companies rely on talent that is promoted to be comfortable enough to not leave. You can make significantly more at a competitor with a great resume and skills. Don't be too scared to make that jump.

always smell the milk

my experience is, the crazier the bitch, the better the sex. Pick your poison.

This.
Plus, learn how to do shit for yourself.
Youtube will show you how to change out that faulty emissions sensor on your vehicle and you'll save a couple hundred bucks doing it yourself. Plus, you'll feel better about yourself.

>Looks are just a novelty
>date someone you could be around for 20 years.
>don't marry a 10/10
>literally nothing matters in grandscale
>Pay your bills/rent before blowing your cash
>learn to budget
>most women will weigh you down. dont stress over them.

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Though it can be cruel at times. It is all a game. Play your part but don't get cocky with knowing such, or it will come to bite you.

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if you break up with a bitch, move on, once is enough. there's one out there that you won't break up with

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this fucking shit right here

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is she putting out for her boyfriend? she's not a virgin right?

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all of this because of smth as benign as shoplifting? go fuck yourself, what really happened

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Amen to that bro. I currently have a week alone in the house as my GF is off at a funeral and keeping busy helps chase the sads away.

What these guys said....
Don't always be the last reply in chat. Just don't even if you have a witty/flitry respone. Let it simmer/steep/brew. Let her come back again and even then wait a few hours or days to respond. Needy/clingy is a backwards step.

Never hit a woman. Ever. Bill Barr has a standup skit that might help shed light.

Alcohol is a sneaky bitch for those predisposed. Careful there.

Confidence is key. Not cocky. Self aware and self assured. Know two things. 1. Where are you are. 2. What you are doing.
Only then can you anticipate what MIGHT be next. Position yourself for the future.

Kinda the same principle:

> Never do anything or say anything while angry. You aren't thinking rationally and will regret what you say.

> If you want to buy something expensive, give it a month. Sometimes you'll be really into something, really want it, but then realise a month down the line that you weren't half as interested in it as you thought.

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Don't get married until you're 30. It takes longer for men to mature and figure themselves out. Do that first. You'll be in a better position in life to know what you want and can still get a younger woman.

Take care of your body.

Invest in an IRA or ROTH IRA, even if it's $100 a month. Magic of compound interest.

Pursue your passion and you'll love your work. It really won't be work because you enjoy doing it.

Don't let others run your life.

Mom has stage 4 cancer, I think she's not going to make it to next year, I'm scared anons

Be kind and gentle. She will freak out when there is no more horizon to life and the abyss gets closer.
She will loose her dignity and say rotten things. Desperation on her part. Help her. Don't shun her. Don't turn your back and run away. Be strong for your one and only mother.

t. been there done that.

shit hits me hard whenever my siblings say that I don't care about her man, I was the first one to know that her cancer came back I didn't want to go home at that time.

Don't pick your nose before washing your hands, and always wash your hands after picking your nose.