Dubs decides one what branch I join. I’m either joining the navy or the Air Force. I’ll join whatever branch dubbs picks

Be a Marine or dont even bother

I’m not going to die in a sand box while eating crayons

Marine Corps

ROLLING

Reroll

I bet your a recruiter. Fuck no. No one wants to be a marine

lol all retarded n shit

good riddance fucking retards

No fucking way I’m joining the marines. Either the air force or navy

pussy just join airforce with all the other fagd

Dubs has decided

muhh marinez curps moohah

Your wrong the Marines are the military finest
enjoy not looking this cool I joined at 18 am 18 still

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Join navy subs, git dat sub pay

Lol fuck subs

Probably not going to make it to 19 though.

Also I can already tell your a marine because of your lack of grammatical skills.

were on Yea Forums calm down im in japan BTW okinawas pretty this time of year think about it

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You'll join the local the soup kitchen line. 'Cuz you won't be able to get a job with PTSD after serving in the army supporting an illegal Jewish/Israeli Golan Heights takeover proxy war for oil fields in Syria for 4 years.

Why dood, its super fun ;) camaraderie etc etc

>inb4 surface fag

rip didn't see the dubs at 1st glance
press F for OP, he gunna die as a babe.

Join a real branch you fucking pussy

Army pussy

You sound like every recruiter I know when they found out I got a 96 on the asvab

Very true. My navy recruiter is going to kill me though. I already took the asvab and he has done a lot for me
He even changed the date of mepps for me because I had a funeral. I seriously don’t want to switch branches and talk to the air force recruiter because I’m having anxiety of the navy recruiter being pissed

I have mepps on Monday and I would feel really guilty for cancelling last second

What do

I'm guessing you didnt catch their sarcasm either.

>96 asvab but inept/autistic

Typical, maybe you shouldn't go subs

just get ahead of the curve, marry a psycho, beat her then kill yourself. it'll happen eventually anyway. maybe stay around enough to traumatise your children as well with your night terrors for the full package.

Dubs and you dangle joined to a rope by the neck attached to a tree branch

Aw shit nigga. Airforce, closest to mechs we'll have in our prime.

lol don't join the army you dweeb, their just gonna send you to kill brown people for their oil

you can cancel MEPS
you can take more time to decide

recruiters rush kids all the time but it's bullshit

air force is so only worthy branch

navy

Air Force are spoiled and cry about everything however they have the hottest females.

why don´t you do something useful with your life instead of prostituting yourself for the powerful elite?
don´t you know that "nation" is nothing but a bullshit construction?

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you guys suck dick