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/waifu/
last: >claim your waifu
>rate and discuss
>no porn or RP
>3D is bad

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cute digits
>ive only started seeing you around recently
ive only been around recently
>welp, nice to meet you
nice to meet you too
>how is your night/day?
i'm doing alright. just wasting some time until i have to sleep. how are you?

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everything is about niggers now. niggers invented the USA. A communist whore in Congress refuses to share her tiddies

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Based

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im alright, just bored, and studying while i decide whether or not to sleep more before classes tomorrow
doing anything interesting besides here?

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godnatt

not really, sorry, i'm not a very interesting person.
good night

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>poke

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hey loots~

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no one really is
bored?

long time no see

g'evening

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sleep well

cute Mordred for a cute thread

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its been alittle while, what have you been up to

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Ritsu intimidates me.

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>no one really is
that's kind of you
>bored?
hmm im always kind of bored. right now im just putting off going to bed because i dont want tomorrow to come yet
welcome back

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i showered and now i smell nice.. i think

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is it weird for me to say that you do smell nice?

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no, it's very complimentary, thanks

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i don't understand

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you have cute eyebrows, right?

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hello hello, I love you all

hello, thank you i like you too

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nothing new, just the usual studying and vidya

its not
>dont want tomorrow to come
thats something i always feel
not seeking to remedy the tedium?

love user

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hello friend! are you well?
hello mayu

i play games sometimes or do this or that. i think the tedium is just part of being.
im doing alright, thanks for asking, how are you?

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why does watching K-On make me cry?

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faggot user

its probably either happiness or sadness.

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yeah that's a good way to narrow it down

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orbiter-chan

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I am doing my best! I am not sure what I call you. have we met in the past?
hello mister orbit!

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thats great! i dont know if we've met, i'm pretty new. you can call me tsugu, because thats the name of the girl i post.

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I see

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I'm around here somewhere

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here

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thank you i appreciate it.
are you ok?
hello

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apparently you are, yes
hello. how are you?
yeah

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hiya hallo
sitting rn. yourself?

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This is a waifu thread.

yeah, so am i. funny.

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Am I? Shit, what's up?

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I suppose so. nothing too cray i think.
o shit whaddup

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>be me
>28yo NEET
>3 AM
>really want Waffle House grilled steak melt
>can't drive, never learned
>try to wake mom up to take me there but she keeps telling me to go back to sleep
>start howling so the dog starts barking loudly until she finally gets up
>drives me to waffle house
>get there, remember that local one closes at 2 AM
>nearest 24 hour waffle house is 45 minutes away
>mom refuses to take me, offering McDonald's instead
>grab the steering wheel and veer off the side of the road, threatening to kill us both if she doesn't take me
>she drives me to the 24 hr waffle house
>mfw she cried the whole 45 minutes back while I enjoyed my grilled steak melt
Fucking normalfags, when will they learn?

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i dont know

an important part of life

evening mate

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claimed

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hiyahallo

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Yo, how's life?
.

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cant find my wallet so thats cool. you?

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i dunno
yeah yeah
sad face

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Just got off work, gonna grab some food.
Need help finding it?
.

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m

chill what sort of food? Yeah plz. seems to be gone

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sup

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how you been?

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Eating and listenin to some chill music, you?

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Hmm, I hope you're doing well

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I've been busy.

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Mexican coke and yandere trap hentai

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Been alright. cant seem to find my wallet. yourself?
whatcha having? Sitting around. may do some more sekiro
Hmmm borger or chicken? In the car but its not there.

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>be me
>jacks off/
>feels gud maniggar

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Yandere trap hentai. Now that's a combo

T bones, and hot links

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hot links?

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> steals your image

Want some?

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Earl campbell's hot links, spicy sausages

Why yes, I'd like some

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Oh. sounds weird

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It's bomb af

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bored and melancholic, but thats the usual
im going off thread now
see ya again some day

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discord
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ehhh I dont like spicy stuff qq

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>steals yuhr gril and gives her lactation pills so she can breastfeed me without me getting her prego

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cool cool cool see ya about

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bye have a nice night

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You would not dig my cooking then, I tend to make my stuff spicy

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some spocy is ok but too much makes my tummy upset

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Chicken sounds nice
Damn, check the kitchen and bathroom

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> we don't operate on jars of empty spaghetti sauce

My fucking sides

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Fair enough

Fascinating

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>i mean steals your waifu
>epic facepalm

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yeah bring some for me pl0x. Ive checked. seems its off on its own for now. Ill probably feel stupid when I find it
Would go for some of those hot fries things tbh

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They're okay

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I just like em more than most hot stuff. Well besides spicy chicken stuff but those arent that hot usually

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Im a simple man, give me flamin hot cheetos and Im golden

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It'll be spicy, is that ok?

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i guess im gonna go to bed, thanks for the conversations everyone, bye bye.

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i can only have like 3 or 4 of those before i feel sick. same with takis
that should be fine as long as its not too spocy

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sleep well, friend

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Damn even hot cheetos is too much? Yikes

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*shrug* am a wimp and stuff

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cute

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I mean spicy isn't for everyone, much like how sweet isn't all my thing

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And a queer

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I'll just get you a regular chicken, no worries friend.
How was your day?

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sup
True enough but some people get up in arms over it
nou

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I know what you mean.

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thank you thank you and the cheek pinch is a cute. It was longer than anticipated but not bad.

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idk, chairs?
who art thou?

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It do be that way sometimes

Do you like sweet or spicy?

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omtoko

spice is nice, but flavor is what to favor.

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gay

yeah chairs are under your butt tho
it always be that way
aonn

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oh, you're right. i guess... i got some books above me.

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I like chipotle flavors vagina.

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what

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I see, I like the tingly feeling in my mouth from spicy

Such a society we live in

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Mhm, I got you. I feel that, today kinda dragged on. Do anything fun?

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that is nice... but also annoying, because it hurts

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I am a bit of a masochist

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good ones?
yeah it continues on.
At least im home now. Nothing terribly exciting. Just another usual day.

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How was work

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spice in nice when it's cum and rice. :D

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slightly on the long side. someone quit so more hours being thrown my way

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that's okay, spice is nice.
if you find programming books good, yeah
please stop doing that

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don't use books. just do it yourself. >.

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Life goes on, meh

Well that escalated quickly

indeed it is

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they dont sound like page turners to me

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I'll stick to donuts thanks.

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// Simple C++ program to display "Hello World"

// Header file for input output functions
#include

using namespace std;

// main function -
// where the execution of program begins
int main()
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// prints hello world
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*pat pat*
i enjoy the thought of owning them. it gives me a sense of superiority

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I kill niggers whenever I want to feel superior. :)

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they offer you that manager promotion again yet?

dont post my waifu

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Sounds weird
ah well thats good
Lol of course not

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why?

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don't

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rip, you'll get it one day, wanna play some games ina bit?

because shes mine, no one else can have her

>see second reply

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rip, you'll get it one day, wanna play some games ina bit?

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