Hey Yea Forums. I have a problem.
> Be me
> 20 year old sociopath
> stupid Chad at university can't keep his fucking mouth shut in class, everybody hates him for that
> one day, lose it
> yell at him "shut up faggot"
> he challenges me to a fight tomorrow morning
> "sure why not", I'm OK in terms of fitness
> shit: the only move I know is liver punch, but that could get me into a shit ton of legal trouble
> what do
Hey Yea Forums. I have a problem
Blake Allen
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Evan Anderson
Fight him faggot he literally is saying put your money where your mouth is.
Jonathan Gutierrez
" the liver punch" isn't going to win you a fight fagot this isn't anime
Luis Ross
Monkey cymbal slap both his temples as hard as you can then swiftly add a right jab to the chin to finish off the combo
Andrew Fisher
t. never been punched in the liver
Joseph Jenkins
run away, you know it's what you want Mary
Jace Edwards
Your best bet is kicking him in the balls since most people (according to you) hate him. They will most likely laugh at him.
Otherwise you will be beaten to a pulp. No, retard strength won’t save you.
Aiden Campbell
"liver punch is a move designed as a hybrid of an uppercut and a side punch, intended to hit the right side of the ribcage at a velocity between 4 and 8 meters per second depending on the strength of the attacker. The resulting kinetic energy transfer is sufficient to rip the liver tissues, resulting in bleeding and in a small percentage of cases, death. Live punches are extremely painful, due to the fact that the liver is poorly protected by the ribcage. Anyone taking a reasonably well executed liver punch will go down in extreme pain. " I know my shit, thank you very much.
mmhh...sounds like a feasible strategy. I'll try this. Worst case scenario I get knocked out like a virgin.
running away is the sane option. There is nothing sane about me.
sounds like a dick move, but probably the best move.
Elijah Richardson
I rectify since i’m pretty sure you won’t be able to punch properly to knock him out
Even tho the first move will stun him and hurt him, follow it with a palm strike to the chin
Jose Baker
Fight dirty because there is no such thing as a honorable fight . Watch your defense keep your arms up and beat tip I can give make it quick and ugly . Shit headbutt him and then bam knee in the balls . Bam in the face . Or kick him in his knee hard enough it will break eather way he will have a lot of pain will leave him defenseless then go for the face .
Just try to land the first punch straight into his face and your already in a better position . But the best tip the very best is dont hold back your just an animal dont forget that think about him like he just raped your sister or aome shut but don't kill him . Most human's are afraid of violence and ultra violence almost nobody can deal with that . Godspeed OP you will need it .