What's a secret that you'd only reveal on here?

What's a secret that you'd only reveal on here?

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I'm not actually real but everyone wants me to pretend I am so they have an easier time believing themselves.

Ive given myself a ripstart

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i browse /x/. everyone irl knows im racist n sheeit but i feel like no one would understand if said i believed in /x/ conspiracy theories

I am a horrible manipulative person. Borderline ted bundy sociopath and should be put down like a dog

i shot a kid

Nice, tell me about it

I fingered a girl on a bus so I guess sexual assault. I also want to see cp, but haven't

Some people are just wired differently, man, I understand your pain.

Pls fbi stop using my tax money to browse Yea Forums.

Im honestly scared to lose my virginity. Not scared to talk to women just like when we got into bed room id let her ride cause id really not know what to do any advice would be appreciated

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Eat her out likes there’s no tomorrow

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When I was 17 I gave oral sex to a 10yo girl

user that is the saddest story ever truly an unfair hand life delt you.

I visit trap threads looking for a hot enough trap to fap to. been disappointed lately.

I've always been too much of a pussy to kill myself so I've just been slowly drinking myself to death for 18 years now. I can actually feel my liver swollen inside of me and my heart has been beating way too fast for the last two months or so. It shouldn't be too much longer until something inside of me stops working.

Just lick the pussy lips up & down?
I have an average size dick just have zero experience. Is it good to jack off before you slide in so you dont needa cum while youre going in

All the women I share pics with think my dick is 8 inches.

It's only 6.5, its just the angle I take it at.

When I masturbate, I pretend that I'm a 12 tear old girl getting fucked by older boys or adult men.

One of the poz tops that’s bred me and hundreds of other guys

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Try white primrose

I had a long term obsession with a female friend. I tried for years to win her over but was always just a friend. She met the man of her dreams and we were all friends. They got engaged after dating for about a year. We all worked a lot of hours and liked to blow off steam on the weekends and get drunk as hell. I would wait until they were passed out and jerk off into a turkey baster and then inject it into her (I knew they used condoms and she wasn't on bc). After the third time doing it, she got pregnant. I moved a state away for work during her pregnancy. I have a 10 year old son that doesn't know I am his father.

There are wolves and sheep
Society protects the sheep
Nothing wrong with eating every now and again

Starting off deep af I see

0/10

As a horny teen I fucked my suicidal ex and knew it would fuck her mind up to the point that she would get horny whenever she got depressed. She got pregnant, aborted, years later cheated on me with a coworker, broke up, she dated coworker, cheats on him with me, she later gets pregnant with his child and now they have a child together. She hasn't called or texted for sex ever since. Legit planning to fuck her little sister and say shit like "You like sucking on on the cock your older sis used to suck?" Best part that she's still in high school and has a way better body than her older sister. Also major thot

I got the best double dubs, nice

Find some videos of women/lesbian explaining how to eat a girl out.
Look up some anatomy.
Generally you want to stimulate the clitoris, which is located above the vaginal opening
It gets her wet and makes it easier for her to orgasm
Feel her out, if she moans or enjoys something then you're on the right path

I wouldn't jack off before.
If you nut too early with her, just wait like 20 min and get back in there lol

Watch some porn to figure out positions, and find out what you like
Good look you beautiful bastard

Andy Sixx log of shit is my favorite meme

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Imma look into all what you said very solid advice. Last question is 5 inches enough?

F brother

This

Definitly bro

And then the fetuses clapped

I hope I’m not too old when we go to civil war 2.

Stay strong user
Keep your head up and become a world renowned carpet muncher every kid of female will line up to get tossed by you

Rape

I'd totally bang my female gym friend that my gf is paranoid about even though I tell her I'm not interested. I mean I'm not gonna cheat, but its a wonky situation

I'm gay and I have very detailed, graphic fantasies about many of the straight guys at work. I masturbate to one or more of them every day. One of them is in my department and all day long I sneak little glances at him while imagining swallowing his load.

I stopped drinking by switching to kratom. So basically I am addicted to kratom now but it isn't nearly as bad for me as drinking a fifth of vodka every day.

i know where the bodies are buried

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I have a crush on my friend's 17 year old daughter. I've wanted to bang since she was 8.

I appreciate all the advice this is going to be an interesting weekend I'll have to update and let the b/ros know how it turns out thanks

Same...

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5 is more than fine
Most men lie about their size
So if you're 5 inches, she probably thinks its 7 inches because of bullshitting boyfriends of the past.
Also, if you're overweight try losing some
The skin around you're pubic region will tighten up and make you look bigger

I spread peanut butter on my asshole and balls and let my dogs lick it off. Not once, not twice, but 5 times. Felt bad, for doing it, but it really felt good to get my butthole licked.

Good luck dude

I beat the shit out of the guy that bullied me through my entire school life before I moved to a different state. Can't tell anyone because he has permanent physical damage (walks with a limp and can't see properly out of his left eye) and I don't feel like paying the fuckers medical bills and/or going to prison. Dude doesn't remember it because he was drunk off his ass when I got my hands on him. Been thinking about hunting down my shitstain of an ex-stepfather and doing even worse to him.

I'll be honest, revenge really is sweet.

I legit kek’d at this

I feel like they would just cause you're a fuckin dick.

I like that fantasy. Are you willing or is it against your will?

Willing. But I'm also always a total slut. Using different size toys so I can pretend it's different guys.

I once pretended to have a psychotic episode and smashed a macbook with a bat to keep my brother and his fiancee from stumbling across pictures I photoshopped of her giving birth to me.

This is a pleasant way to think about it, thank you

Need that angle

Not him but I know the angle. Arm extended fully out, a little bit above your hip but not too close to the peen. Through perspective it makes it look Juge, I would post but this isn't the time or place

It's called forced perspective
Blowjob angle is a winner
It's what she would see if she were on her knees and looking up at your erect dick
Hunters take picture from the ground, looking up, to make their kills look bigger too

That's actually fucking hilarious

This is the angle I use and it works pretty well

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Thanks anons

too bad srs doesnt do shit except leave you with a gaping wound.

>What's a secret that you'd only reveal on here?
I've experienced a time loop which has caused me to live thousands of lifetimes attempting to prevent a calamity from occurring. I failed over and over and kept turning back time with the ability I stole from another being I thought I could do better than.
Eventually I escaped the cycle by realizing I could not ever prevent it myself. Returned to the origin point in time and relinquished the ability back to its original owner.

You sound like some faggot from Reddit that still can't handle the fact that Trump is your president.

Attention seeking faggot

I actually voted for Trump.
So no.

Well congrats I guess. I've never bothered voting as I live in a meaningless red state and I'm not really a fan of politicians or government in general.

What is the story I keep seeing this shit

If it helps, the calamity I mentioned has absolutely nothing to do with politics, or even human civilization at all.

Tonight I initiated plan alpha bravo zulu, which is a strategy to get my boss fired by having my coworkers come forward and admit he's been pressuring them to retire. Blatant age discrimination = that asshole out of my life for good.

Confirmed faggot

Do you practice your swordplay in a fedora?

Do you practice swordplay while wearing a fedora by chance

You have actual aids

Oh ok. Well good luck to you bro! I'll be dead within a few years so I couldn't really care less about the future. Long life and prosperity wishes for you bro.

I am neither homosexual nor do I have AIDs.
I suspect I may have hepatitis C though, as someone I know who has it bled on me during a scuffle I had with them, and I cut my hands up pretty bad during it.

A punk, not a kid.

You stop being a kid at 15. Everything else is a dipshit

Every one of these "post a secret threads" are actually law enforcement trying to get you to admit to a crime. You're welcome.

They actually ruined Yea Forums. They can't do shit can they?

well I have 2 things to say

#1 I fucking hate motherfuckers millenials

#2 Epicgames will dies in massive diarrhea

Can also tell you’re short as shit.
At 6’5 with a 7” dick girls normally think it’s small until they get their hands on it. No angle helps.

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I have been continuing a cycle of 3 types of killings in a specific order for decades. First, I kill a young woman in a bathtub, killed by slicing her femoral artery with a straight razor while putting her in a choke hold, and holding up a small mirror so that he can see her face as she dies. After that, I kidnap a mother of two and force her to fall to her death from an abandoned building. My 3rd victim is always a father of two whom I bludgeon to death with a hammer. Come find me FBI faggots.

One time I farded, then I shidded and camed. Nobody ever found out.

The recipe for methamphetamine

Step one: grab a metal plate
Step two: grab paint thinner and salt
Step three: pour paint thinner first then salt fondle it for a bit
Step four: put it in an oven for 5 minutes at 130° Fahrenheit
Step five: pull it out and put on gloves
Step six roll the metal plate real nice and tight
Step seven: while it's still hot shove it up your ass you degenerate

I let a bug larva crawl in my navel while I masturbate

How much kratom daily? Have you tried to stop? What withdrawals?

Pretty bad but honestly nut helps. Im not gay but swallowing nut helps me with cold chills and shit it's weird

What did you do to him?

I actually miss her dearly. I wish we didn't hurt each other and I know I won't find anyone else like her until the next chick. Cause lol baw...

Yep, thats the one.

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a...?

Kill yourself nigger

i am a giraffe

pastlife-test.com/ Hahaha

6'7" with a 7" dick.

never had this issue.not much of a dickpic guy, though, maybe things have changed in recent years.

I am fixated on suicide. I don't have any intentions of killing myself in the foreseeable future, but I do plan to kill myself when I think my life is at an end. There's something that seems kind of pathetic about letting anything or anyone other than me kill me.

Nice copypasta

I forced a girl I was dating on and off to have sex with me a couple of times (more ignored please than violent but still rape). The only thing keeping me out of prison is the fact that she would have to admit to her Christian parents and fiancee that she fooled around behind his back prior to the incident. I'm almost entirely positive that the child she just had is ours. Her linkedin says she went to school for criminal justice and is some sort of lawyer dealing with sex crimes.

It fucks me up to no end to know that I'm capable of that kind of shit in the heat of the moment. Even still, I'll be glad when the statute of limitations passes on that whole ordeal.

Found Lord autismo

Just tried, it worked!

Don't listen to the others user. If it's your first time, just go for it and don't worry about technique or whatever the fuck. Enjoy your first pussy and make sure you creampie balls deep.

I'm sort-of manipulating this girl to have sex with me (and generally be more of a slut). Started out actually trying to get her to not, but realized it'd be more fun to encourage her, while making it seem like I wasn't

But remember... dogs are wolves too.. and in this case cops and lawyers are the dogs. And they protect the sheep too. So stick to doing drugs and pirating video games.

my gf and i "borrow" her twin sisters' creamy dirty panties to put on my face while we have sex

I used to work at Little Caesar's and I one time injected liquid shit under the layer of cheese of one of the pizzas. Probably made it healthier lmao

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I molested my roommates step daughter and she loved every minute of it

I forced myself on to my best friends sister at a party. I saw a guy leaving her room and she was there passed out half covered. so I got on top of her and just fucked her. she was just saying no stop over and over but was to out of it. When I walk out someone else walk in. She never remember who did it but she knows she was assaulted.

my mothers car tried to finger me.

youre going to have to clarify here, did she consent prior and liked it? Cause that's not molestation, it's just consensual groping

Timestamp that shit

Teach me. I want to do this to my gf

Well your expecting"Maybe touched her funny" but this was more of a "Neglected kid I did everything short of insertion with" for a long time

rape or what

Top kek

as kids me and my cousin would dry hump and kiss

had 12 gf when 25.

I sometimes drug my gf really hard so i can fuck her with a friend

She remembers parts of it every time but not clearly and never wants to talk about it. Fucks like crazy though

im going so deep into sissy hypnosis i might break off my hetero relationship to suck cock

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what exactly IS the calamity? I mean, what causes it?

How old?

I like stealing my cousins pics from her phone and jerking to them

It was between 8 and 11

I spend nights on omegle going ass to mouth with various objects.

She was 35, mentally retarded, and blind.

Whatever faggot.

Put bits of shit in coworkers coffee sometimes

Are you a teenage girl?

Think what you want man but this is her so would you blame me

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Sure ya do there, slick. Let's see some newspaper articles to back up those kill stats

Np dexter will find you faster.

I am the avatar of shiva

I was just referencing season 4 of Dexter. I thought for sure someone would recognize that but I was wrong. Enjoy having one of the best seasons of a tv show ever ruined faggot.

I like you user.

ive sucked a dudes dick before

Boy do I have some bad news for you depending on what State you live in...

You masturbate to pics you stole off your cousin's phone. So what? Grow up kid.

My girlfriend of 5 years was sexually assaulted and goes through long periods of not wanting sex. We haven't had sex for a really long time. I'm in college and we're long distance, at least until this summer. I want to cheat on her but I'm afraid my friends here will find out or the girl I'm trying to cheat with will find out and tell her or something. I don't want to break up with her, but I also want to have sex.

yup that was the best season.

I share them to and why would I want to grow up when this is fun enough

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This might not need to be as subtle because she's your gf, but you really only need to be able to encourage without making it seem like your idea.
If you're encouraging her she'll push back, but if you make it seem like she's the one with the out-there ideas, and you're offering the more rational approach (that's still slutty/whatever), then she'll go with your ideas and trust you more because "her" ideas are so much more out-there.

for your sake, I hope you quit watching those videos

I sure am trying that already. Didn’t work out TOO well so far. I’ll keep doing it thanks

Sick burn, dude. I'll go tell 2010 me to be sad.

I have developed feelings for an old high school friend's daughter. She's 25, squared away, gorgeous, and smart. I'm 42, never been married, no kids, been too busy working. We meet for lunch or dinner every now and then and wind up talking for several hours. I'm pretty sure my feelings are not reciprocated.

>blah blah help me

Why would any girl would want to have sex with a crybaby faggot like you.

I was once staying at a good friends house and unknowingly blew a load into his girlfriends hoodie thinking it was a blanket.

She's having sex with someone else, I can almost guarantee it. Probably someone who indulges her rough sex fantasy/forces her somewhat. Break it off, confront her and ask, or cheat. I tell ya man, you're being played.

Kek no

>poz fetish

Degenerate faggot

that belly button is a outty.

Idk why she wouldn't just let me indulge that fantasy though. She specifically said she doesn't like rough stuff when we started dating. I think she actually just hss periods of not liking sex.

It's easy. You practice pelvic thrusting on a pillow until you're confident enough that you can do it on a girl. That's what I did between the first and second time I had sex and my girlfriend at the time thought I was just holding out on her the first time lmao

I was raped and abducted as a child and replaced with a clone. This salve aphrodisiac kept alot of us sex crazed out of our fucking minds. To the point where the boken ones could be tourtured and feel nothing but mind numbing pleasure. These things could be experimented on and transformed without anesthesia and didnt need any rest or food. Only water and salve. I had to kidnap my clone and eat it to gain its memories then replace my replacement.

After the place was destroyed by other slaves the ones who didnt die in the destruction were rounded up while they were suffering from withdrawals of salve and released into the wild in the dead of winter.

Just for perfectly legal acceptable reference

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I'm in a straight relationship but I would let myself get fucked by guys if the situation ever occurred. Acting like a total slut turns me on and I'd become a trap if it wouldn't affect my life in all sorts of negative ways.

Well damn son. I was a little self conscious about my dick size to be honest it's not small or anything crazy just nothing special. But after seeing this guy damn I feel blessed. My dick is bigger than that even before I get hard.

You're giving me flashbacks of all the women I've dated who say one thing and mean the complete opposite but i don't find out until after we're broken up.

I've lost it a couple of times. The more you do it, the more comfortable you get.

I have a girlfriend. I have groomed her to be a good Sub for me.
I have just realised that I have unintentionally groomed 3 of my co-workers and 2 other friends too. I know that with minimal extra effort, I could cross that line with them too. But I don't, because of society norms. But I still dream of it.

Just dominate one together with your girlfriend, it won't be cheating and perhaps she'll enjoy being told to do stuff to another girl.

My gf is into the Poly lifestyle. Also into girls. So she'd be fine with it.
It's the other ladies, and their relationships that are holding me back. I don't want to be "that guy".