What's the most American thing you've ever done?
Lived overseas, took a brown foreign wife, brought her back, impregnated her, made her the productive taxpaying citizen she is today
Punched a Nazi
Called the cops on these niggers who were so loud that would come in my store, told the cops they were stealing when they wasn't. Cop searches them and gets all this attitude, he finds marijuana and pills on them so they gone.
>be me
>wake up in GLORIOUS America
>instantly put hand over heart while staring at flag and recite pledge
>my pet bald eagle brings me a breakfast of 7 hamburgers
>eat the burgers and let the bird outside so he can have freedom like me
>go get my guns because i'm going to the mall and need protection in case a mass shooter shows up
>go outside with my guns
>get arrested because i live in north Korea
shot up a school
I watched economically marginalized kids with no prospects at home die as we invaded a foreign country on a jacked up excuse so that others back home kept their kids safe and got rich from the death and maiming of others.
I just choked out my girlfriend. lol, that sputter at the end... haha...
Based
I took a shit on someone who had less money than me.