My daughter said she loves me more than toilet paper. What did she mean by this?

checked
also I always wash my feet before going to bed in the bidet
how do extraeuropeans do? do they go to sleep with stinky and sweaty feet?

>I always wash my feet before going to bed in the bidet
Based as fuck

>white-blooded american,
wat

ewww you sleep in your bidet?

>it's so manly and heterosexual to have shit stuck in your asshairs
k den

you are a Yea Forumstard extraodinaire

>doesn't shave ass
no wonder you have problems

dude.. wot

>doesn't shave ass
no wonder you have problems.

>bidets

>licking her ass/pussy

>88888

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This user. It'll change your life

gotta clean that muffler

YOU STILL NEED TO DRY YOUR ASS AFTER ITS BEEN SOAKED FAGGOT

bidet = hot sticky load

Use a normal bath towel. Your clean by that point so it shouldn't matter.

just use a few squares of toilet paper

it's still a butthole. don't use a towel.

I like having water squirted into my asshole.
Not homo at all.

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Just spend hole life working on asshole. Bidet is way.

and not even that gay. k?

Is it gayer to bidet, or just to plunge a giant dildo up your ass? I am hazing trouble choosing.

what is the gayest bidet i can buy?
my asshole is prepared

almost no one checked this man’s quints. fuck this board

Eurotards: Not clean enough to get circumsized and walk around with smelly dickcheese diseased cocks all day, but claim they like squirting their assholes for "cleanliness". LMFAO!

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>shaves ass
>calls other people gay
lol

use a butt towel.. duh

>water squirted into my asshole
>into
it's not an enema, you twit.

I came here expecting a degenerate pedophile thread and found an argument about how to clean your asshole
It's gotten tremendously rare over the last decade especially but even now sometimes I remember why I come to Yea Forums.

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gay is having sex with other men, user.. not cleaning your ass with water.

>amerimutt trying to cope with the fact that he was shoahd

you can’t be white and be circumcised. nigger

see

obsessed

It means she heard it somewhere and thought it sounded touching or funny.

we clean both our asses and out dicks, burgerchild. It's called civilization.

replacement europeans user

you seem a bit snippy there mate.
muzzy got your girlfriend?

and yet, you are self-diddling your asshole
not gay tho, right?

where do homosexual men fuck each other?
oh yeah, in the asshole
asshole attention = commonality of gaiety

enjoy your denial of closet homosexuality user

but you are in fact very, very, very gay
so gay, you come on the "ASSHOLE" of the internet, and on said Asshole of the internet (seeing that commonality yet?) you peddle bidets so that other men can enjoy their asshole attention with you

but you aren't gay at all, huh?

you seem.. upset? nigger dicked your waifu?

Bullcrap.

made me chuckle

>you are self-diddling your asshole
>not gay tho, right?
exactly, it's not gay to clean your own ass. If it was, then it would also be gay to hold your own dick while pissing.. let alone masturbating, gtfo you weirdo.

and faggots also fuck each others mouths, so.. hey, next time you eat or brush your teeth (oral attention), you're gay.

guessing I am correct.
its good you don't do circumcision over there.
it makes the transition easier for your women.

she associates toilet paper and you together, which begs the question, what exactly have you been doing to her anus~?

you got sickle-cell or something?

You are an ass wipe

twitch.tv/hollypriest12

watch my stream

proved me right, your dream Stacy took the BBC. Sorry my dude.

>My daughter said she loves me more than toilet paper.
She's clearly referring to your tongue. If you use your tongue, she won't need toilet paper anymore.

Lick her clean OP. Do it for the environment or something. And record it for us.

The New Green Deal

7/10 I snickered

impressive double digit iq sir

Not him, but you need to learn how to logic.
I get that putting attention on your asshole with stuff under the guise of "cleaning" it seems gay. But you arguing that therefore holding your dick while peeing makes you gay too as it's the same thing is about as retarded as it gets. You hold your dick so that you don't pee all over the place, including on yourself. Also, the dick is used for heterosexuality, where you fuck women. The asshole is for gay men.

Interesting fact: turns out that marketing of bidets targets gay men. Why? Because gay men are the biggest buyers of bidets.

I agree with the other anons about it being gay. If you faggots want to carry a man-purse as well and claim that isn't gay either, knock yourself out, but you are gay.

I wonder if the closet homos in this thread realize that "bidet" is a common term used in our gay community to refer to a gay man who is a jerk.

Keep telling yourselves you are not gay.

>you need to learn how to logic
>putting attention on your asshole with stuff under the guise of "cleaning" it seems gay
wow

>Also, the dick is used for heterosexuality, where you fuck women. The asshole is for gay me
then how do you explain women who like it up the ass? are they secretly transgender gay men?

gtfo and just clean your ass you repressed butt clown.

>hygiene is faggotry!
wew lad

>under the guise of "cleaning"
>Not gay
TOP KEK logic fail

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If squirting water up your ass is gay then why isn't using your fingers to wipe and feel your asshole gay?

.. m-maybe.. it is?
omg better stop wiping my ass or else I get the gay!

the day Yea Forums discovered that cleaning and/or wiping your ass is gay.

hail
hail

motherfucker, we're not all trying to be god damned wooly bear fetish faggot magnets

I ain't trying.. I just am.