ylyl anyone? let's see that good good
Ylyl anyone? let's see that good good
Gonna drop this here
>Actual true story inbound:
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
This. Seriously lower my taxes or fix the goddamn roads
>using expensive rounds to accidentally kill three kids
That was definitely worth spending seven families' annual taxes
Wow u must retell that story a lot on Yea Forums
^Top kek
what is that supposed to be, res on his hands? Either way, I don't see how it's funny
6 fingers
Holy fuck I hadn't noticed.
...Still don't see the funny part of it, but it got me though
I don't see the funny part either. I knew a guy with 6 fingers and it wasn't even funny in person.
well niggers.... what is it?
twitch @polydactyl66
>live now
mods
Penis Nigga reporting
Magnus bitch at your service
i thought it was supposed to be the incredibly thin ring they have
Does anyone have the stroke meme?
lil bitch standing by
Eh, I'm ok with my tax money being spent for this.
Fuck it
God damn it I'm a fucking retard. Saw numbers and started rolling
Daquan crime statistics here being a stupid nigger as always
Magnus Crime Statistics
Where did you hide the journals?
Why did you kill his father
they would be exterminated by the real Nazis. Don't they understand that?
Magnus Bitch gang represent
Obama Crime Statistics here
What's the 6 finger meme?
Penis Crime Statistics
What the fuck is wrong with her thumb?
two, well 3 total
pc master class, league player
Now that I look at it closer, it looks fucking cool.
And this appears to be a natural advantage in gaming.
NIGGA NIGGA out here
she also has 5 fingers on both hands.
thatsthejoke.jpg
Nice try CIA
Ayyyyyyy we the same
Penis new jordans :)
Lost, gotta love dad's
STOP REDDIT
fuck it man
everything is about niggers now. niggers invented the USA. A communist whore in Congress refuses to share her tiddies