First time you had a threesome

>my imagined threesomes
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i also clapp

Do not invoke the name of my containment last I be banished back. Faggot

>dior karma good melissa lauren
>bang bros
>triple the ass

Probably the first serious response, but I was at a rave 3ish weeks ago and was grinding on a chick that had her girlfriend next to her.
Only about a third of the way through the even she just grabs my arm and pulls me out of the crowd and she calls a taxi.
We lose her friend along the way but she catches up for round two. First chick was an easy 8 outta 10 but it became apparent that she was trying to set me up with her friend who was only a generous 6.
Shit was cash, but I got an std scare afterwards though, foreskin inflated like a balloon, white fuckin discharge. Doc had me take a medical cocktail to get rid of whatever the hell was on me.
Don't fuck randos anons, even if it's only oral.

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High school party, ended up playing strip poker, got down to the wire, bet "double or nothing" against a couple girls, won. Said we should go to a separate room, they were both down.
Probably 7/10 each but was worth it to say I did it.

Yea, I remember you. You were there, man. Glad you enjoyed it!

Hullabaloo, and howdy doo! Musty prawns, and Timbucktu! Yeltsy-by, and hibbety-hoo! Kick 'em in the dishpan! Hoo hoo hoo!!

with my current gf and her male friend, about 8 months ago

Wasn't a threesome. It was kind of a gangbang. It was just after boot camp I got to sit on the edge of the bed and jerk myself as everyone else had their way with the one slut.

>Fall 1998, discuss possibility of swinging after our sex life died (age 24)
> One night, wife goes out drinking and dancing with our babysitter, and she calls and says "Can you come over and fuck us?"
> Fuck Yes I say! Go over, and baby sitter husband there too. Girls start making out, the other guy and I look at each other and just know, and do the bro nod.
> I fuck his wife, he fucks mine.
>Fast forward a week, wife comes home with the babysitter, and I fuck them
>Do this a couple more times before wife tells me that they have been fucking the other husband first, then coming over to fuck me
>Get mad, but then realize cock is hard. Fuck it, guess I'm into sloppy seconds.

My Wife and her best friend who got divorced the week before. Some wine and hanging out and me joking about how she needs to get laid asap. We had sex about 4 more times that month before me and wife got bored. She kept trying to come over for more but we weren't interested. Friendzoned her. Fulfilled wifes dream of eating my cum out of another chicks pussy.

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I'll let you know when it happens

Figured among the bullshit there should be one actual.

Girlfriend (who is now wife), T, and I split up for a short while I college. She always had latent lesbian in her but never acted on it. She did, finally, while i was out doing my thing.

Got back together after an unsuccessful three way (a little fooling around, no sex with other girl) with her girlfriend, F, from those days. All remained friends.

F starts dating B. While F is barely bi, B was very bi and loved the cock. All three girls start plotting, and we set up a night to all get weird. Holyshit.jpg

I was nervous as fuck. It was my idea to have a light dinner, sushi, so we didn't have belly slogging while fucking. We were all kinda nervous. Ended playing strip fuckin poker like high schoolers kek. Shit escalated QUICKLY after that. No one was off limits. F rode my cock (think only one other dude had ever been in there) while we watched B and T absolutely slay each other. Everyone fucked everyone. It was incredible. I had three mouths on my dick at one point. Doubt my life will ever be more incredible than that image.

In b4 "pics?" No.

I really didn't think it was gonna happen, but I managed.

Those two footlong BBCs in my boipussy really \got my balls twitching

I have the same fantasy. Too bad I can't make it happen either.

threesome's are like quads... just out of your reach

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Me, my best friend, and my wife.

I wanted to explore my sexuality because when I married it was too the girl I lost my virginity to. I had no other contact prior.

"We" had that threesome because it was a middle-ground into me being able to "explore" my complicated confusion. The agreement was that if we had a MMF, we could venture into a FFM.

Unsurprisingly, my wife denies the agreement made and completely ignores what was talked about. I never got my end of the deal, and I never will.

So that's one of the reasons I don't feel bad about cheating on her, basically pushing a full blown affair at this point, with our roommate.

I do not regret anything. I do not hate my best friend. I do not feel that he abused me for an easy event.

He didn't even get to do any kind of penetration and didn't even receive oral. He basically was just there to watch and fingered her some.

>drinks at my ex-girlfriend's house (Let's call her L), her roommates are there, one of them is in a relationship, one is single (We'll call her P)
>roomates boyfriend is over as well as a highschool friend of the single roommate
>get tired of hanging around kind of want to go home and there's a weird tension in the room, so I text my ex from across the room
>"Why did you invite me here?"
>"P and I wanted to have a threesome and we're deciding between you and M" (Other single guy
>text back: "Bullshit, you want to have a threesome with me and he's your backup if I say no."
>called their bluff
>"Yeah, pretty much. Are you okay with that?"
>20 mins later they kick out M, and I'm fucking them in P's room
>woke up L the next morning and we fucked again before I went to work

I was in HS, just turned 18. Friend of mine who I hooked up with here and there just randomly messaged me on AIM and was talking to me. Said her friend was in town for a soccer tournament. Then she randomly just threw out "we should have a threesome" and I said "is your friend cute cause uhhh, yeah, we should." Turns out her friend was really cute.

My fam had this conversion van (the kind with the TV and shit) so I went and picked them up and we drove to a secluded spot and had the 3some. It was a good time. Came in her friend's mouth while my fwb was riding my face. Never saw that girl again or heard from her after that night, lol.

I'd fuck a nigger if it meant I got to fuck karma good

I shall refrain from naming thy land of origin from whence thee were banned, canned and vanned, if you agree upon the sigle term not to be a fuckwaffle dickturd stormfart in a cumsock, mmkay?

i cummed n startin farting

lolwut

shut the fuck up retard

Gf and I found a guy on Craigslist. He came over, got blown by her and then we both jizzed on her face. A week or so later my girl and I were drunk and invited him over so we could fuck her together

not half bad user-kun

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An incestuous brother and sister who didn't want to cross that arbitrary line.
So me on my back with legs wrapped around his waist while she straddle me. he'd plow my ass while I was in her, and they'd make out.sometimes she would face me instead and he would spank her between thrusts.
Eventually I got her pregnant and we were done.

Never had a threesome. But I did once have an mmfff group whatever that was awkward as hell--I was only interested in one of the girls, she was only interested in the other dude, the other two girls wanted to see me and the other dude get it on. I was also super fucking drunk.

>Have fuckbuddy
>She was a slut and I know it
>Done threesomes with a dozen different guys, even got with five guys at the same time
>Stopped being so slutty a couple of years before I met her, barely 2 threesomes in two years
>Partying with her
>Met one guy who fucked her on several threesomes
>She tells me
>End up fucking her together

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Not first time...but near beginning of our sexplorations. Wife and I both bi, so we play with others to explore our same sex interests.
>1/2 pic very related (wife)
>One time, we found a hot number on Fetlife that wanted to try dp (we'll call her Emily)
>She felt more comfortable with a committed couple than a couple of rando dudes, so she hit us up knowing my wife was bi and into strapon play.
>Met up with Emily and all 3 of us hit it off over dinner and drinks.
>Planned a meetup date as she had to schedule around babysitter for her kid.
>Planned date comes around and Emily shows up in a tight top and skinny jeans.
>Wife and I make her super comfortable, chatting her up over wine.
>Talk about limits and interests (good communication is key, folks).
>She has a super intense fetish for being "filled up," hence interest in dp.
>Turns my wife on just talking about it.
>Wife takes initiative and pulls her into bedroom with me following.
>Wife takes her own top off and starts making out with her.
>I sit behind Emily and massage her back...I help her remove her top and she removes her bra...really getting into it.
>Wife goes to closet to get her strapon, I help Emily out of her pants while she helps me out of mine.
>She starts blowing me.
>Wife comes back and stands next to me and pulls Emily's face onto her strapon...grabbing her head all dom like.
>Re-situate ourselves onto bed so I'm behind Emily and my wife is making out with her.
>Emily pulls her panties down revealing a plug shes been wearing the whole time.
>Fuckkk.
>She tells me to pull it out slowly.
>My wife isn't waiting...she slides into Emily's pussy, making her moan.
>I pull out the plug slowly and slide my cock in (condomed of course...ain't no fool)
>Little loose from the plug, but hooottt and she clenched a bit as I slide in.
>Realize I can feel my wife's strapon fucking her pussy from inside her ass.
>Holy fuck. The moans from this chick as I slide in...unforgettable.

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>2/2
>I take it slow so I don't hurt her...and so I don't nutt in like a minute.
>After a bit I hear her making these little gasps...wife is sucking and biting her nipples while she thrusts.
>She gets louder...reaches around and pulls me into her by pulling on my ass cheek.
>Get the idea and start ramming her ass.
>Wife's kicking it up...has her hand over Emily's mouth (she's really into domming other chicks).
>Hear my wife telling Emily to cum for her.
>Holy fuck, does it for me and I start nutting.
>I feel her ass clenching around my cock in spasms.
>Realize she's cumming as well, face all scrunched up with my wife's hand over her mouth.
>Nutt harder. Jfc.
>Wife has this smug smile on her face...she loves making people cum...power trip for her.
>Pull out and take in the scene.
>Emily and I take turns eating out my wife after.
>Met up with her a few more times, but it sounds like she's got a SO in the mix now (and he's not into the scene it sounds like)
Back to fetlife to find more!

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Why is she wearing headphones?

>be me
>fit both hands in ass
>call it threesome

Not my fuckbuddy, just a random picture
Sensation deprivation, I guess

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i got raped by my dad and uncle.

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>then everyone got the clap
There you go

were you any good?

...
they came

I have had a lot of threesomes over the years here and there.
When i was in high school we use to ride our dirt bikes to our friends house and fuck his older sister, sometimes we would take turns on her other times one would fuck her while the other was getting blown. After high school My girl friend at the time would invite her best friend over to join us for sex, and quite frequently. Couple years later I had two women living with me and we all slept in the same bed, great time in my life, til it went south. Me and my older brother worked together for a span of three years, we had threesomes with several of our female coworkers, the most memorable was a foursome MMFF with sisters whom we worked with at the older sisters apartment. This all happened before i was 23 years old and after that the threesomes did not come quite a easy, I have had a few but none quite as memorable as those mentioned and I have not had one since I was 29 years old. I would give my left nut today to find two young hot kinky women to have one wild night of sin with.

Traveled across country to visit best friend. On the 3rd day there friend woke me up in the middle of the night and asked me to come to his room. Got there and his wife was laying in bed naked. Took turned spit toasting her. He busted inside of her first, I kept on giving her sloppy seconds and came over her back. Was cool but a little strange cause i like to fuck passionately but couldn't cause it's his wife and shit.

Spit toasting?