Daily reminder that if you don't look EXACTLY like this guy and are ATLEAST 6'5ft all OR make 7-figures USD...

Daily reminder that if you don't look EXACTLY like this guy and are ATLEAST 6'5ft all OR make 7-figures USD, you will NEVER get laid without an escort. Prove me wrong, you stupid fucking faggots.

>protip; you LITERALLY can't

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Incel alert

I'm friends with a Chad he looks like pic related but is poor and short. He get mo pussy than me.

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Or you know, be a active member of society it’s not that hard retard

Yo that's gonna be a yikes from me dawg

chicks don’t want to mommy their significant other. That’s why you get no pussy. Faggot.

He is better looking than her.

any pics of his dick
?

I'm am literally all of those things except I'm 6'12". I can confirm it's 100% true. Stay mad virgins.

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Cuck alert

Cool story bro

Nice LARP faggot now gtfo my board

That's because you're not suave. Looks don't matter if you know how to approach a bitch.

L O L he doesnt now about rape.

Nice LARP faggots now gtfo my board

>LoOkS dOn'T mAtTeR

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My Yea Forumsruh. I lel’d hard.

Vasectomy

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just go out on the weekends, a horny chick will accept and not reject you eventually, looks, cash, help with this but if you never try you will never win, also don't sperge out at rejection, Her saying no just makes choosing easier.

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Well your gene pool has been graciously donated to you from a long lineage of ancestors, and you just said fuck them all by getting that vasectomy. I guess that’s natural selection

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I'd rather live happy the rest of my life than be crushed by debt and children. Works for me. Plus if we ever change our mind there's over 400k kids to choose from for adoption. Think smarter, not harder.

6’4” bro here. 6 figure income.

Chicks only care about being alpha. You show up with confidence, you’re golden. The hard part is not chasing the ones that want to be chased.

Nice LARP faggot now gtfo my board

No seriously, think of how much of a tard you are and then realize that there is an equally retarded girl out there, who, if you talk to her nicely, you can stick you dick into. And then multiply that by 10x because all girls are literally retarded.

You do realize LARP is live action role play. This is the internet. There is no live action here.

6'5?

That's a little TOO tall bro.

user is mad because he never gets pussy and looks like irl pepe

What a stupid nigger

>I owe my dead ancestors children because they care

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It's ok. He's been spamming that shit in multiple threads. I'm sure only a couple hundred people were able to see how big of an idiot he is.

6ft fat fuck, autist, works in education and earns fuck all reporting in.
Fuck hot chicks for fun. All about the art of conversation.

Honestly, these guys, while hot to look at, make the absolute worst partners. Romantically or sexually

They get so much attention, they are gonna be hornball cheaters

Or if you sleep with them, you gonna catch a million STDs because they bang everybody.

Once a woman has some sense in her, they stay far far away from these types.

Thank you
I thought I was the only one that still knew the meaning of that term

low testosterone low semen shitrag if you believe that shit

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Not pretty, 5'6 manlet here, I lost my virginity at 17 and had 6 girlfriends before getting married 8 years ago; incels are single because they have no self-esteem and have this shitty "chad vs virgin" mentality.

OH FUCK!!!!11 HOW AMS I GUNNA GET LAID LIKE THE MILLIONZ OF PEOPLEZ THAT GET LAID EVERY DAY WITHOUT BEING CHAD!!!!1111???
Sage

They also set their standards way above their league.

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fuck off soyboy

>2019
>Still a virgin

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Nice LARP faggots now gtfo my board

> I don't look like him.
> I'm 6 foot 3
> I make 20k a year.
I can safely say my fianceé loves getting man handled from behind

Hey Faggots. My name is Chad, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and two girlfriends

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I'm not chad, 5'7", don't make 7 figs. I've been laid. I don't know why it's so hard for you. You're probably a shitty person.

Nice LARP faggots now gtfo my board

How about you gtfo this board you fucking neckbeard. I bet you're so shit ugly that even an anime waifu would find you repulsive.

Back to Facebook with you please

gtfo back to plebbit, soycuck

I look like a fucking idiot and I still get laid

You first. Cum gargler.

Who the fuck are you to fucking lecture me about living my fucking life?

My failed paternity tests prove you wrong.

>>ft tall

You mean 7ft tall dumbass? Jeez you must've accumulated an extra chromosome from all that pussy you fuck there Chad.

Got laid and married a gorgeous woman. Also got laid after being married. Love of my life. What was the question, again?

I'm a manlet.
Got married at 22, wifu is way out of my league.
Didn't have much money when we got married.
Get sex twice a day.

***Two years pass***

Make enough money to look after my grandkids grandkids.
Still getting sex twice a day.

OP, I deduce you're a faggot.

5'9', 5" dick. Lots of women before marriage, married 16 yrs still fuck at least once a week if not more. What a fucking loser op is. Op should start a suicide thread staring him. He can call it incel reality and follow through.

Just want to say congrats to all of the guys in this thread for maybe not winning the genetic lottery but being enough of a man to go out there and get some pussy.

>LARP
You poor bastard, you use "LARP" because you can't fathom a reality in which you're just a dumb incel.

Just make a girl laugh and cum. That's it. She'll stay with you as long as you want.

I'm 40 and half retired and living in mexico with my meager income. I have a 20yo gf that qualifies as a model. The half-life and relationships here are about 1/3 of that in States. I can rinse and repeat however many times I want with different candidates.

user here.
5 11 height(US)
6.3 inch penis
Jobless
Average looks

Gets laid literally all the time. This post is beta af

Nice LARP faggots now gtfo my board

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>hurr hurr nice LARP faggots
god, ive never seen someone so deprived of sex. it must be depressing to be in your 40s and only be able to fuck that blow up doll mommy got you.

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This pic literally proves you wrong, checkmate incel

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Just don't be a fucking autist

is that you user, you sly bastard you

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You're not right but you're also not wrong. I just refuse to have sex with 5/10 hambeasts so I guess i'll just go without sex period.

>projecting this hard

Either payed sluts or mom/sister/sh00ped, either way kys stupid fucking LARPing faggot

You have to realize us Incels are treated bad because we dont look like OP's original pic, not because we dont try. You can try all you want and still inevitably fail in the long run. Eventually you'll just give up all hope.

hey, at least youre not a rude incel. i understand it can be hard bro. just gotta keep on chooglin. best of luck to ya

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Listen user, you don’t have to be like this. We can all do good in the end if we just try hard enough.

What about all the people who aren't this who have kids? Take a break, autismo

They are all Chad/tryone's kids, cuckold.

officially bait confirmed, dumbest response on here lmao

Seems like you haven’t got laid dumb ass faggot , glad I look better than that homosexual ass queer

I am 6ft 2. Kinda cute. Fat tho. Kind of a sperg but I've fucked like 30 girls. Have long time girlfriend. The only way i cheat is if the girl is out of my league hot and she rapes me. Has happened like 3 times over last 8 years. Im here too tell you this thread is sage and dreams do come true.

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Its literally really easy to get laid unless you're hideous and/or autistic.

Dude you have life figured out
The people saying "no" to vasectomies have yet to experience baby mamas, and a one-sided family legal system meant to fuck over men
I'm looking at getting one too

spotted the virgin who watches too much television

My brother has kids. I can confirm he's neither of those fucking things, basically flat broke, and damn near retarded.

Daily reminder that OP is full of shit and lives in his mom's basement. Prove me wrong. Pro tip: you can't.

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You must be good looking or someting. For the majority of us, we give all our effort and people are still utterly disgusted by our presence. Be glad you aren't ugly, man.

Explain rednecks then you stupid twat

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wait user has a good point.

Marrying your family members doesnt count, user.

They're getting laid, it proves OP wrong

Would you honestly fuck one of your family members though? Such as your sister, mother, or cousin?

OP cant argue this

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5’9, average dick, decent looking but nothing special. Not every girl is looking for height. Prominence comes from how you carry yourself and your personality just as much if not more than your physical outlook. Have had 6 sexual partners at this point (I’m age 19), and have had long term girlfriends before.

You gotta change the negative attitude if you want the best chance to get laid.

They don't only fuck their own family members though, they're out fucking the whole trailer park

Nice LARP faggots now gtfo my board

I already proved you wrong faggot, just let your bullshit thread die already

OP said nothing about marriage....OP said "NEVER get laid without an escort"

and has effectively been proven wrong

*slam dunks thread*

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sage thread

inb4 OP says "no no no shes fucking chad and hes paying her to cuck him"

Looks like she could be Barbara Dunkelman's thic cousin
>would smash

THE ONLY REASONS THAT ROASTIE IS WITH HIM IS FOR HIS BETABUXX FUCKING RETARD, KILL YOURSELF

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it's still getting laid if i become the waifu

checkmate incel

He doesn't even look that good. Women are stupid to fuck him.

>taking obvious bait this hard

OP you sound like a gay bitch obsessed with beefcakey men.

Imagine unironically using that much incel lingo in one sentence.

ok do a 360 and walk away faggot

Average at best, actually. Just manipulative.

Well typically you sleep with someone prior to marriage unless you're a Mormon. Clearly Im not the OP as hes most likely a troll, but I understand that most individuals have opportunities at access to women. However, the point Im trying to make is just because you have women around you, doesnt mean they always want you. You can put copious amounts of effort into self improvement and still fail every single time.

checked

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Not so. I use an alien pheromone to keep my females aggressively willing.

What happened to the MAGAIDIOT thread?

Can we turn this thread into the MAGAIDIOT thread?

She's only with him because he's an internet celebrity. The majority of those who may unfortunately be disabled will remain alone, and their genes will die off. This is anecdotal evidence which doesnt refute OP's original statement.

I LARPed a IRL grill one time but gross stuff came out of her cooter so I went back to anime

The fuck you on about?

im 6'3" and make 4 figures and i got laid

thanks for helping to kill off the white population
fucking idiots

Nice LARP faggot now gtfo my board

no u!

she is using him for handicap parking

I wanna know what you look like. You can't be that ugly.

I swear to god bro i have 0 reason to lie to you

You mean actually go outside and have a conversation?

How can someone be this pathetic holy shit

its not that hes ugly, he just wishes he could get whatever he wants, and cute girls dont want him.

i may or may not cook dmt for the county about 150 miles from my house. fight me chad i will be banging your little sis at edm concerts

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Might as well just wipe yourself from the gene pool. Fuck responsibility right? I mean imagine how many chicks you could bone in the afterlife?? Might as well kill yourself.

nice try but traps are gay faggot

PAYED SLUT, FUCK OFF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Doesnt he have an Instagram, could someone please link?

simple its called meth, alcohol, and any from of intelligence is used by male to get more of drugs and alcohol to attract females.

Well that's not true

niggers have baby mamas and should be vaccinated. why not go all in and remove what is left of your balls too.

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doesnt count, russian women literally have like 4 guys to choose from

Fake news... they can go to your moms and get it for free

Damn that is a good looking dude.
I wish I can suck off a dude like that.

Youll never look like him though.

faggot

5'9"
215lbs
Kinda handsome
I've had sex with 10 actually attractive women and they buy me presents.

You just gotta bang fat chicks, bruh.

Nice LARP faggot now gtfo my board

tfw
>25
>14/hour
>240lbs
>5'11"
Get laid everyday.

Nice LARP faggot now gtfo my board

Every. Day. Faggot.

Nice LARP faggot now gtfo my board

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Fuck off

proof is in your mommas vagina kid. fight me.

Ur mom