You have 10 seconds to name something Americans know nothing about

You have 10 seconds to name something Americans know nothing about.

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>portion size

The metric system.

Finland

Foreskins

Not having visited the moon.

:DDDD

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The existence of Mongolia

culture

Beshbarmak

Instructions unclear. I ended up an American citizen.

What a multi-party political system actually looks like

High speed reliable internet

1st world public transportation systems

Eierbal.

>pic related

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Yeah all those places where a candidate gets to speak for the whole district when 70% of the constituents voted against him.
The 2 party system has flaws too, but don't act like your system is pure and perfect.

Geography.
2nd language.

Top kek can confirm. FPBP

This thread is the social equivalent of the sad wallflowers at school talking shit about the quarterback

Most of the southwest can speak or understand Spanish. Even the white people.

-- what it's like to be unemployed
-- what it's like for stores to be out of something
-- what it's like to be hungry constantly
-- what it's like to have corrupt leaders
-- what it's like to focus one's life around trying to sneak into the USA for the chance to clean Americans' toilets

Fuck off Downy

Hhahajajahhahahahaah
No
You are talking like everyone is from africa.

History.

How to pronounce "aluminium" or "nuclear" properly.

or anything else for that matter.

Africa, or eastern Europe, or the Middle East, or Asia, or Southeast Asia, or Mexico, or Central America, or South America, pretty much 90% of the planet.

You mean SI? We learn about it in grade school, we use and know both.

Doesn't exist
I've got one
Literally getting assblasted by my bidet as I type this
Cvt called and said they want their title as most efficient back

schools are not practice ranges

Americans know nothing about being an insignificant country with a tiny economy and having no influence on world events.

What it's like to be invaded by another country

How to properly harvest, cook and eat le snails, le frog legs and le baguette. Hon hon hon, délicieux! Oui oui oui!

Canadian here, anybody want to get drunk at a Social or Cabaret?

the scientist who named aluminum literally said 2 years after he named aluminum aluminium that he wanted to change the name from aluminium to aluminum and the fucking retard brits/everyone else just kept it while Americans, wanting to stay modern and accurate, changed the name.

faggot.

Thread.

also checkm

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That’s a fucking Scotch Egg you Hurdy-Gurdy Faggot

americans also say "sodder" instead of solder. Maniacs.

Are we talking about the majority or we need to list all the exceptions?

Don't be THAT guy.

curves

KM, KG. Celsius.

they know about gun control.
look chicago

african countries

Health

Shitting in the street because toilets are scary and god is a bovine beesechurger

USA USA USA

Geography

Native Americans do you self centred dumbass

This

Canada burned down the White House. Didn’t teach you that in school? War of 1812. I think you burned down their parliament as well though

Mental health
The nationalist Movement in Germany during the 30-40s . The constant miss use of the word Nazi .

The great emu war

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Amerifag here. Went to Scotland to see some land my family had 100ish years ago. A cheap bus ride through the country showed me the prettiest sights I've ever seen. The Architecture in Edinburgh blew my fuckin mind. The crisp clean air made me feel physically better every day I stayed, and yes I loved washing my cock and balls in one of those things in OP's pic. But fuck, if your roads and grocery stores don't suck. So to you I say:
>eating bland ass triangle sandwiches all day and hoping your 8 foot wide road doesn't collapse into the loch

Thats fucking dutch you imbecile . Thats the perfect example of how you Americunts steal shit from other cultures and use it as your own . Like you did with our german research and scientist after ww2 without Germany and its technology Americans would suck Stalin's dick

lol you should know that your shit us government is deliberately doing that to venezuela

German fag living in the US for permanent here.

Stuff that I noticed isn't here when I first moved here:

>1. Washer & Dryer All-in-ones
In Germany no one uses separate washers and dryers. It's a complete waste of space.
>2. Foreskin removal.
They just outlawed that shit to unconsenting babies in Germany. I have a lot of friends in the US who are sad they lost their foreskin.
>3. Driver's Licenses don't cost a fortune here.
In Germany you pay like $3000 to get a driver's license. In the US, you only pay like $30. Great thing is that you can use your license in Germany that you got in America.

My. Man. You really hit it out of the park user.

free healthcare

Geography.

Sweden*

Anything related to world history or geopolitics.
Seriously. The average Americans knowledge of the world is on par with that of a gradeschooler, usually because thats where their limited education ends.
I would know, I live in this hellscape.

Not being afraid of being shot 24/7.

how to not be a cunt

I know about damn near all of these things, excluding the region-specific things like foods.

Drum n Bass, too fast BPM for your moobs to wobble to.

Visiting the hospital without a bank card

Cars that don't need a cup holder for a gallon-sized drink

etiquette

Why everyone hates James Corden

God damn, I don't know about owning it but I've worked in a data center and understand the glory. I am jelly of people who have 500mb down and up as a given

democracy

Here I was thinking reddit had a circle jerking problem.

I see, so an arsonist burning down a building = invading that country?

To the winner go the spoils cocksucker. Nobody is denying you had some of the best scientists around but you still lost.

safe sex

I've never been shot at or shot at anyone inside the us boarders and felt like I had a chance to be shot 1 time in 31 years. Nobody actually think they're going to get shot or laws would be passed.

the paranormal.

Incorrect.

elaborate my dude.

weak and predictable

Grams of weed my nigga

Getting cucked by other nations.

Not giving money to Israel.

Do you mean shithole countries?

A healthy BMI.

>In Germany no one uses separate washers and dryers.
False
>They just outlawed that shit to unconsenting babies in Germany.
Didnt hear about that, probably Bullshit

That's not true, we spent a good couple hundred years knowing what it was like to not go to the moon.

> healthy eating
> common decorum
> love of your fellow man
> general hygiene
> the clit

The wellbeing of the people of Iraq.

>bank card
Insurance, and they don't bill you right away. Every hospital in the US is required to accept everyone with or without insurance.

The League of Nations

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I'll deny it.

Whoopie fucking doo you built rockets. You couldn't hit the broad side of the cliffs of dover with them.

They are not, however, required to provide medical care without proof of insurance in non-life threatening circumstances.

anything
everything

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scales

>I've got one
Amazon Prime, right?

>loved washing my cock and balls in one of those things in OP's pic
I hope you picked the right one.

Health care
Not getting shot
Soccer
Being right
Not invading some third world country
How to tip (except fedoras)
Culture
I am getting tired of this list.

this is just plain retarded

its good you don't circumsize over there. it will make accepting the replacement population easier for your women.

nigga you dumb

Actually faggot we do have areas with extremely strict gun control. Washington DC and Chicago come to mind. Pro tip: look for the cities with highest violent crimes rates/gun murders in America to find tighter gun control. They go hand in hand here.

But hey you have a Justice system that adores violent criminals so it’s best you don’t have guns. On the upside you don’t let anyone carry anything for self defense including pepper spray so your women are very rapeable.

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>inb4 I’m not British
Garauntee the above applies to your “progressive” nation as well. Don’t even lie.

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their own asshole

Love.

You really go through a lot of effort to try to convince strangers on the internet that you don't have a small penis.

Good job.

>planet
Should we tell it?

weak and predictable

you seem to be upset

>Like you did with our german research and scientist after ww2 without Germany and its technology Americans would suck Stalin's dick
>implying Von Braun and company would want to stay in a bomb out shithole with no money for research
>stole
Yes they should have stayed in Germany

so insecure

kinda moot at this point

Nah. Just ironic with a grain of truth and you know it.

>2. Foreskin removal.
They just outlawed that shit to unconsenting babies in Germany
What about the babies that consent?

>3. Driver's Licenses don't cost a fortune here.
In Germany you pay like $3000 to get a driver's license. In the US, you only pay like $30.
Ah god bless the USA. Here they let any maniac and continue driving even if dangerous but guns kill a third and are far more regulated but liberals have sand in their vagina gun deaths.

Starvation, poverty, being conquered, living as a second rate nation. You know, the usual. Your jealousy is showing.

>I generalize every gun owner and talk about their genitalia
>zero projection
Oh yes. All gun owners have small cocks. REAL men call other men with small cocks that carry guns and wait for them to arrive when they or their family is attacked.

Real women don’t even carry mace and just take the dick and give up their purse after or learn how not to burn the roast next time...

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Us interference in Iran, Iraq, and afghanistan, so they are like "WhY aRe TerRoIsts ATtacKing Us?!?!" Than they eat up Fox News bs, because they don't realize how the us government has killed millions in so called "aid" to dictatorships, the us was there for geopolitical gain and couldn't give two shits about the people there.

I literally just ate two hamburgers

>hey you stole it
>no we didn’t and here is why
>well it’s moot anyway
Then why bring it up to begin with salty faggot?

sure kid

Yet they were your owners for long :D :D :D Vittun äijä.

you have such low self-esteem

Easy. Books

its called the past moron.
seriously kid your generation gets upset over everything

this is retarded

>Dutch.
>Mysides.gif

>The Middle East
>Qatar

Also, only rich/developed country in NorthAmerica is Canada, so forget it, yank. You never get to own anything, everything's rented, even your health. Wake up and leave to Scandinavia or some other better shithole.

>You mean SI? We learn about it in grade school, we use and know both.
90% of 'you' don't even know the difference between your and you're, as most of the world does.

Keep in mind half of your population is african, and they can be proud of it; whites can't. So be more respectful.

What is Mexico?

Backing the fuck off.

If you think so. Idc. Eat a dick.

Top

Failure

Being able to win wars by yourself.

treating non-whites with respect

How to be 2nd best at anything.

You mean like the black president we elected twice? Tell me, how many people of color have been elected as president or prime minister in your racist country?

nigger detected

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