Hey Yea Forums let's talk about drug dealing

Where in the hell do you live? I've been selling out of my house for years and since I sell exclusively to trusted friends I've never had any kind of problem

Which drug will you sell that brings a fast profit that can be produced on your own?
I'm talking about cutting off risk from buying it from shady characters...

I grew up in Antioquia Colombia in the late 80s to mid 90s until I moved to the US.

I remember seeing the violence, the ride-by shootings, the thefts, and many drugs. Escobar had the entire area under his control until he was assassinated.

It was a wild time.

>not a troll.

No quiero convertirme en Pablo Escobar.
Al contrario, quisiera volar lo mas bajo posible del radar...

You don’t make any money selling weed... what are you, in high school?

Look man if you really want to make some money, start ordering LSD off of the darkweb and selling it to people for about 10 a hit, it's really easy to hide, and there's always a demand for it, just remember it can't be exposed to light for too long and needs to be kept at room temperature or below

Did you sell enough to get out of the business?

Go to the convenience store on MLK Blvd that has a big We Accept Food Stamps sign in the window. There will be a couple of guys hanging around the dumpster with a sleazy looking looking young white girl. Ask those guys if they can help you sling sum weed.

I mean there's not really any "getting out of the business" that's some action movie bullshit, I only stopped selling weed because I enrolled in College, you aren't going to make any significant amount of money off of weed anyways, you'd just make enough to help yourself get by in the very short term

Pablito no le importaba quedándose bajo absolutamente nada. El tuvo control completo.

Dude if you didn't realized yet. I'm from South America. So an international shipping with heavy customs control is definitely a HIGH risk. Leaving out the fact people here doesn't know the difference betwen true LSD and the analogues... and they'll likely won't be able to pay for it.

Y así le ha ido...
Lo que no quiero es terminar preso o muerto...

Why the fuck are you even thinking about selling drugs if you're so horrified of all the risks

Not even becoming a distributor?
I'm talking about growing and selling.

Greetings fellow not-a-law-enforcement-officer

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I want a way to avoid them dumbfuck. Drugs are one of the most profitable businesses. So how to do it without the risks...

What? Selling drugs out on the street is WAY more dangerous than in your own home, doing drug deals in public like that is how you're going to get caught

Pic elated must be you. Kek

not a dd but had some friends. so some advise with their mistakes.

depends on the drug you trying to sell
the idea is you get good stuff for cheap so you can sell for profit. so its better to get the supplier up in chain. buying in bulk is cheap.

check out for spots or people to sell the item. college students are easy to get. never sell to schoolkids as they can get caught easily and voila its you

never let many folks know you sell thats how the narcs come.
and if they catch you when youre in car throw the stuff away. its not worth it staying in jail.

Nah man if you're wanting to make any money you'll have to deal with distributing a drug that's much more dangerous unfortunately, weed is about as low risk low reward as it gets

I never said in public...

GUYS! PAY ATENTION... I know all the obstacles here, i want you to HELP me finding a way around them.
So let's think of a place or a situation where you are not in public neither in your home.

There's literally no way to sell drugs without the risk you actual idiot

if you got junkie friends pass the word to them. they will have their own set of stoner groups

Unless you have a friend that will let you sell out of his house, you're two option are selling out of home or selling in public

This is closer to what I wanted.
But, again. I won't be buying, I'll be selling.

Growing I mean.

I know a can't erase them risks. But there are ways and ways.
I think that getting in a corner and shouting: YO! COME GET YO' GRASS!! is a more riskier thing that doing some other way...

how exactly are you planning to sell if you don't have the item. or are you gonna plant weed fam

How about renting a place?

I meant to grow, my fault.

Dude for real if I were you, I'd see about buying an old shipping container and just hauling it out to the woods and growing my weed in that, that way there's no paperwork with your name on it and you'll have privacy

Just go to the right spots, smoke one by yourself and eventually invite someone to join. make contact, exchange numbers or make a deal right on the spot. If he smoked with you, he aint a cop. Furthermore, a casual meet up like that aint that suspicious and you dont realy get in the frame of the classic media dd

That's almost exactly what I was saying earlier when you said something about selling on the street because your own house is too high risk

Like I said. Both of the solutions are bad ones. I'm looking for out of the box thinking. A third, forth, fifth option. You get it?
Think. Is there a way to sell without people even seeing your face? How?
By telephone? By the internet?

this is all you need to know. He even goes over how to defeat drug dogs. The man is a saint for making this. I used his techniques and sold reefer in new orleans with impunity for years. youtube.com/watch?v=ZyAjLkBCWKI

have you tried growing a plant just for fun. it will stink just after 7 months. it will grow tall. it will be noticable if you grow it just in a pot.

if you are gonna plant at home you might need special equipments and arrangements like exhaust fans, ducts, lighting. google them.

or you could get some abandoned place grow it there. get some good seeds. take care of this baby.
the bud comes at a certain time and its so amazing

but i wonder if its profitable to its risk.

also to add you need solid balls of steel to do dealing. you can get screwed a million ways and get rich a million ways. but its all in or go home

I mean you could do a drop off system where you stash it somewhere and then the customer shows up and takes the weed and leaves the money, but you'll have the risk of them just stealing your weed and not leaving any money, you could always ask for them to pay first and then tell them where the weed is, but then they'd be seeing your face obviously

it is, but the margin for error is HUGE

I'm looking for a solution like that. The thing is, the city where I want to sell, doesn't have woods around it (+12M inh.), and if I was to get a place in the outskirts of it, it'll get me in the first problem: How to get weed into the city, where the prices are higher, and avoiding police controls...

Let me learn you some truth, bud. I have a friend that used to do this

>good friend
>he's 20yrs older or so
>bought an old dairy in larger western state
>started growing weed in old burned out dairy
>this is the 80's/90's
>cops find you by looking at places with big electric bills because of lights and fans
>cops pay him a visit
>small bribe and he's clear
>grow literal tons of weed
>They sell to small dealers so it's harder to trace back
>one day the Jamaicans show up
>always roll 8 or 9 in a van
>they are nice at first, tell him we will pay XX for your weed
>he refuses because it's like 60% of what he was wholesaling it for
>"you don undastan"
>"we take all dis at that prise"
>" you in bidness wit us now"

>he really doesn't have a choice
>Jamaican are good to him, but always want more
>he's a bit of a scrapper and hustler
>gets in fights at the bar a lot
>wins some, loses some
>one night he's hustling some guys at pool
>they get pissed and chase him out
>he's ready to fight and get his ass kicked
>van pulls up
>bunch of Jamaican dudes with pipes and bats and shit pour out
>beat these dudes within an inch of their life
>think one dude died a few months later of complications
>"we need you heathy" they say
>my friend literally gives them the business a few days later just to get out
>changes name and moves states
>the Jamacans got busted a few years later after killing a couple of higher profile people
>At that time his old farm was producing 65% of all weed in that state
>moral of the story is don't
>you are lucky to make it out poor and alive

I have done full research on growing weed. I haven't met many people that accumulated the same amount of knowledge in this area than me. To not say anyone.

This is what I've found best so far.
Like you say. How to make them pay in a safe way? Bitcoins making them leave the money somewhere.
Also, here is common a service of ¿urban courier? A motorcycle that do errands for you. Get a package, pay a bill, make a purchase.
Wouldn't be possible a system where you got a bike picking it up? Again, how?

Thanks for your story user.
How did your friend outcome from it? Didnhe save any money? What did he do with the money he got from it?

none if this is true

>mdma crystals
>Start by ordering maybe 5 grams for like 160$.
>Buy empty pills.
> Fill them up with 200mg each
>Sell them for around 25$ each.
>25 pills x 25$ = 625$.
>475$ profit
>Download wickr
>Never carry unless you have to.
>Dress nicely not like a junkie
>Never Keep a Big stash at your place.
>Dont carry much Cash.
>Dont fucking carry a scale.
>Never deal at School or work.
>Never deal with other dealers.
>Order through deepweb.
>Dont use the same adress every time.
>Cus
>Dont put the Cash Into your bank account.
>Never any late payments from customers
Idk never been a dd but if i was this is what i would do

If new to the thread, read above.
International shipping is NOT an option. Even less with crystals. LSD is way easier to pass, since is just paper. But even though not a option.

100% true, if he's not lying. That's how I heard it

He ended up getting a job with UPS and spent what he had squirreled away on a few years of community college. He makes good money now but is still too worried to go back and live in his home state.

It's legal now in that state and there are a couple of legal strains that probably came from his farms but who knows. He's an old bitchy man at this point and doesn't love to talk about it

Oh shit my bad. There could be national markets on deepweb tho, depending where you live.

I just sold a dab pen for $30 profit 20 minutes ago, does that help

South America. In local markets you'll find diarrhea tier drugs. Growing weed allows me to have a premium product which is very rare here. Really hard to impossible to find U.S. like legal marijuana.

I guess it helps you hahah

How old are you?

For parameters. If Ivan make a daily profit of 30 dollars I'd be swimming in money for the local standards

How old do you think I am?

1st Rule of Selling drugs.
Do not sell what you take. Example if you smoke weed do not sell weed sell something else. If you want to sell under the radar tell a stoner friend that you have weed you need to sell to make a quick buck and enlist their help. Throw in a bit of bud for him as a sweetner. Win. Cottage industry weed selling. But if you smoke it check rule 1.

The trouble here is y'all think Yea Forums is a safe place. Everything is being documented, including your ip. Learn to shut the fuck up and keep it to yourself.

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