Hey guys I'm gonna go walk with my dog. Can you look after my chocolate milk?

Hey guys I'm gonna go walk with my dog. Can you look after my chocolate milk?

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That ain't chocolate milk I'm afraid

NYPA

>I'm gonna go walk with my dog.
Who the fuck phrases it that way? Are you a fucking spastic?

old af

God-tier shitpost

Frederick

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Don't you worry buddy

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DON'T DO IT user

Oops

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Oh no, hide it before OP sees!

user, you had one job

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Don't worry guys, I got this
He won't notice a thing!

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You dumbass! That's white milk! What will we do???

Quick. Add it!

quick mix this in it to get it to the right color!

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Here take this.

No.

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That won't work! Use the poop you retard!

that's full of chemical shit, you're better off using real shit!

K but I bukake in your chocolate milk.

He'll be none the wiser

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Got it solved guys no worries.

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heres some more chocolate milk

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Wtf dude...
You were just supposed to mix it, not drink it

Now we need to start all over again

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