This is my foot

Eat it

Grate it over pasta

Ignore these assholes.

Your foot is dry as fuck. You need to get cornhuskers lotion and slap that shit on your feet. Put socks on and go to sleep. Do it every day.

Next, stop walking around barefoot or in flip flops. Even when you're not lotioning you need to wear socks.

The hot bath and pumice stone is a good idea though so do that and then the lotion and socks.

Eww

Dr Oz said use the inside of a banana peel and rub it on your feet.

Get a foot file / rasp its like a razor for your foot just shave it off then moisturise

Might work, but giving free footjobs at the nearest gaybar provides a far cheaper and equally effective way to moisturize these feet.