Be me

>be me
>be russian
>live in Siberia
>grow up on american culture
>no work
>no special skills
>average monthly salary is about 300$ here
>hate your own piece of shit country
>I'm lost

What to do? Srsly, guys, i need help

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endure

some user said that siberia had cheap internet.

But i don't want to

I'd like to enjoy my life

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Kinda
8$
I wish we had cheap cars and fuel instead

But it doesn't really matter with 300$ in your pocket

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What should i learn, what should i do for a living?

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anything that is:
- high in demand
- achievable for you
- actually pays
That's it.

>you mad whiteboi?

I don't know what is it

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Move to Moskva or peteri

kill yourself faggot

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Why? What could i do there?

Idk, get a job and hang with people your age

I'm not a faggot, I'm just sad.

You'll never be able to understand.

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What kind of job?

learn a trade such as Plumber, electrician, or HVAC

I'd recommend a computer job. Maybe find a company that works with English speakers because you're bilingual

Move to UK I'll give you a job that pays really well and where you can advance easily if you are hardworking enough.

>bilingual
Oh, thank you. Is it good enough, someone may need me?
I don't feel like it's a big deal

how about "live throu the internet", I greatly enjoy passing my time watching documentaries, movies, listening music, videos about fixing cars etc...I like my shithole country tho (Chile)...

I'm interested, since it isn't sex slavery, go on.

Where did you get money to live like that?

>be amerifag
>friends come over
>call Domino for some pizzas and shit
>297.14$
>wtf, if I was a Siberian dude it was enough for rent+utilities+food for an entire month
>tfw not Russian

anyway Siberia is somewhat bigger than USA.
where the poop exactly you live?
what time is it at your place now?
how many degrees below zero there are outside?
>inb4 is cold

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>food for an entire month
Shit food that you should cook by yourself

>297.14
For a pizza, really?

>where the poop exactly you live?
Omsk
>what time is it at your place now?
1:26 am
>how many degrees below zero there are outside?
0 (celsius)

>>where the poop exactly you live?
>Omsk
that's a pretty nice place

>>how many degrees below zero there are outside?
>0 (celsius)
basically summer

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Move to the United States

nope.
niggers everywhere.
faggots.
SJW's.
redditors.
and most of all, fuckin' JEWS

not moving to this piece of shite country

>$297
The fuck dude did you order like 20 pizzas?

Hardly. That's just the mass media and dumb fucking redditors. I have yet to encounter any of those people in my 33 years of life. Accept for niggers. I did live in the Chicago suburbs for a while

You've been brainwashed

Time Travel back to 1917 and stop socialism.

Then when you get back you’ll have the entire Russian Eurasian continent to travel around.

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you spent $300 on dominos pizza?

what

that would stop all Russian space records and NASA would be happy to finally have something to brag about

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learn japanese, move to japan. Open a brothel with ukrenian girls and coke.

any place can be a piece of shit.
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japan was actually a very good place up to 1970's-1980's. Then the ugliest decline started, while their vengeance was rising like the sun: they made USA a pedo club by injecting anime/manga. Jews were OK with that, btw.

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lol. I have 150 mbps and pay 13$

kys

>grow up on american culture
just kys

so you are specifically looking for work? I'm independent working in electronics. I could make some good money working steady for a company but nah I like just doing work here and there.

i didnt think there were niggers in USSR

that's like 30 pizzas lol

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you really have a problem with the Jewish religion, don't you?

or 10 pizzas + toppings + beers

Join the US army

>Jewish religion
>religion
>religion

kek

how

A recepie for a rekt

>religion

your point?

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whats the warmest it gets in omsk?

do they have a history of the city? like, I know nothing about omsk, maybe it's been around for 4,000 years. But I assume a bunch of places in Siberia were basically founded because of Stalin's purges. Like, are there towns / cities in Siberia tht are all decendents of dissidents from the 40s and 50s?

i saw a picture from siberia the other day and everyone looked indian. i thought you either looked european or chinese. do you have indian looking motherfuckers on parts of siberia>

In Peru the montly salary is 200 dollars, so feel "fortunate"

Learn a trade, plumbing or electrical. You can get a job in a big city after. If your honest and half way good, you'll always have work.

try stop to watch Navalny's videos, shifting the blame on your country and waiting for it to give you a hug and a cookie. Do something about your life, learn some skills, you pathetic piece of shit. Or kys. Either way stop whining

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Come to america, you can be my roommate if you teach me russian. No homo tho

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