What are you eating right now Yea Forums?

What are you eating right now Yea Forums?
Also, rate my food.

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is that banana for your mouth or ass?

You tell me.

cut it in half length ways and put half in each hole

nice

Looks like you just shat out a tape worm

i'm a guy, dude.

checked yeah one in mouth other in arsehole

we know, faggot.

How about you guys fuck each other's brains out?

Perfect match in heaven right here.

stop getting dubs and shove half that banana up your ass before i cum just from edging

how about you stop being such a faggot and put the banana in your asshole

how about you 2 faggots finger each other's asshole and tickle each other's balls

we would but we are too far away so we will have to rely on you pleasuring yourself otherwise i'm not going to masturbate today AND IT WILL BE YOUR FAULT CUNT

Good. Don't masturbate today. That's my command.

well i already did this morning so i'm sorry but i broke your command

Wild Alaskan Red Salmon & Caesar Salad with additional vine ripened Tomatoes, Beetroot & Pickled Silverskin Onions.

how do you know the salmon is wild?

No vegetables. Poor meal. Seems tasty though.

I'm about to go make a sandwich, hang on
Sourdough, tomato pesto, habanero jack cheese, and chorizo with mayo for the grilled side
Will post pics upon completion

great, i am looking forward to it

Those spicy Korean noodles are tasty, but you should really stir fry them in seasame oil in a pan after bowling them.

Oh shit I've had those, it's actually pretty easy to stir fry some other veggies and throw them in
Broccoli, onions, peppers, carrots, and bean sprouts all work well

Yeah, generally what I do, sometimes I'll cook up a piece of bacon, and toss it in there as well.

Still working on it, got held up, don't let the thread die in the meantime

More like Kraft mac and cheese eaten with a plastic fork with two tines.

I ate two homemade 125g burgers with a summerslaw and raw onions, and burger dressing and ketchup.

Get ready

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And done
I added some havarti cheese in there too

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Gib RIBBYS NAO 101011!.
I had a chicken and mushroom risotto.
Pic related.

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