See this

I would tie my coat around her waist and see if she is there of her free will. If not call the authorities. Then tip my fedora.

sauce?

>go to pet store
>buy small snake
>sew its mouth shut
>give girl milk enema
>snake smells milk and penetrates her anus
>mfw I reptile rape her

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Dude don't fuck up a snake like that, wtf did it do to you?

Let her out. That position is very bad for your back and neck

M80 firecracker in colon.

Don't forget to "kiss the girl"

Yeah, that's just rude.

Light Candles. Spread rose Petals. Make sweet sweet PAssionate love to my own ass

Glad somebody got it

Yeah her legs aren't even secured well, her weight is being supported by her neck, wrists and lower thighs.

>tramp stamp
360 and walk away.

won't make a difference I guess

Yeah. I'm all for public use, but holy shit, get that girl some proper support or she'll be sore within 15 minutes.

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Let her out and ask about free vaginal instead

I would flay her alive

Take her home and force her to eat a bowl of eggs in the morning

question. why go to such painful extremes? why not just tape the poor little guys mouth shut instead of using painful needles?

Why?

Told eve to eat the apple

Snakes (and reptiles in general) are extremely smooth animals, and the snake will be in a wet environment. The tape could be easily be unfastened. It will suffocate and die anyway, why does it matter? Why do you take issue with my treatment of the snake, but not the horrible and degrading way that I’d treat the woman?

Rape her pussy instead

Snake are more human than women are. Also just make the little guy a scuba suit.

use a laser to remove this horrible tattoo

newfag/10

>hasn't seen every meme/pasta
>is a newfag
The logic works, but i'm not one.

The obvious:
>go behind
>free that person
>come back in front
>help her out of her predicament
>get her clothes
>accompany her to the police station to file a report
Are you guys children?

Absolutely based

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Why are you at a S&M club if you're just gonna role play a cuck?

Well, Dem quads don't lie....but I do! I'd Brew up my boner and wreck that butthole

You don't deserve these quads you imbecile

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> free her
> take her home
> tell her I don't need to know why she got into that but I insist she eat these eggs for breakfast.
> post about it on Yea Forums

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>implying playing a "cuck" would be out of place at an SM parlor
You're not very smart.

Lord Kek has chosen his prophet.

because its fun to hurt living things

I do. You're just mad some of us love and don't feel threatened by women.

Just because beoble actually do it doesn't mean it makes sense

My girlfriend is into this so I’d be down obviously, freeuse is always hot

Dubs confirm quads: Hitler lost.

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Steal vag

take only one anal and leave the rest

that was lucifer trying to enlighten the human race instead of let them be "god's" pet

Oh boy.

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>Some filled my anal colon with hot sauce and super glued it
>Some retard on Yea Forums made a comment with the same method my dad used
>"What are you, 12?"
>That will show him XD

Unironically this. Not worth going to jail for rape

Stab the cunt...

>Create a chaturbate account
>Couple cams
>?
>Profit