Quick Poll: Do you view yourself as an alpha male?

Quick Poll: Do you view yourself as an alpha male?

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How big is her penis?

I'm a Chad.

yes

Lel

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Eh, not really. I'm by no means a beta tho. Whats like 2 steps down the social hierarchy from a Chad

alpha males are some made up people only talked about by incels, so no

black

damn

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This. Anyone who unironically uses the word automatically fails to meet its definition.

No I'm an omega. Social aspie who's bound to die alone

I am that which I am

I'm pretty introverted and have issues with depression, but I've also had sex with 35+ different girls. Being 6'3", in decent shape and reasonably attractive puts me somewhere in the middle between alpha and beta. Incels would probably consider me an alpha or a natural

Neither Alpha, nor Beta. Just dune methane

Nah, there's no point. Yeah you might be more successful in business, but your emotional/mental health is always going to come up short if you think you can just "alpha" through everything.

Alphas will have more relationships total but every one, even the one that they eventually stick with, won't even be half as dedicated and connected as a "beta" is to their lover.

The thing about alphas is that they are pretty much the tip of the iceberg. If all you care about in life is the stuff that's easy to see, good for you I guess. But there's a deeper meaning to life that alphas will never be able to appreciate or study.

And its from this sample of individuals we get people like Hawking, Poe, Tesla, etc

hi doggo

The listed people being NON alphas, to clarify.

No

No, this is Patrick.

Yeah, I was a beta before the military and now that i'm out I'm an alpha.

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Hey user

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>I'm pretty introverted and have issues with depression
Me, too. I'm also in shape. But, I'm older. No idea how many, lost count years ago, in the 80s.
-We don't fall into those sheeple catagories. We're lone wolves. Loners...whatever. Chicks dig it so I ain;t complaining.

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witnessed

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Those hexes are alpha as fuck

Sextuplets checked, pledgeling crowned

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OH!

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That's what they want you to think, sure.

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Nope, I'm a beta bitch bottom boy. Although if I'm confident and own that fact, who's the real alpha?

Digits

The mind is god.

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Alphas never have to think they are, or announce it to the world. They just are.

nice puss

No one on Yea Forums is an alpha. Alphas don't waste their time shitposting

Alpha Chads, to busy fucking Stacys wet bussy.

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I was born a betta and after years of working out and fucking hoes im a brad. Tis a lonely life when fucking no longer quenches your thirst so you get into a relationship and get an emotional connection, but its not enough and you get a side peice and for the moment its enough. Deep down inside you know its wrong. Guys being Brad is good for a little but living like this isn't good.
Well the numders dont lie.

good witness
good witness

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what's lower than omega? that's me.

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